Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[lovesnark]

51 minutes ago, druzy said:

This slag!! While we know Lurch called Kaiser a whiny little bitch, just like his dad, in what universe would it be okay for your husband to refer to his step child's father as a whiny little bitch IN FRONT OF the child? Keep digging, Jenelle. Your ignorance is sort of entertaining for those of us with functioning brain cells.

[CaliforniaLove]

6 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

I'm impressed she used the correct form of "it's."

Out of the mouths of babes, Jenelle...you and David are pieces of shit. <spits>

They have a ghost racist...errrr, "ghost writer"...

[Rebecca]

5 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

I mean, he would be surprised that David "works and owns a business" because he's never seen or heard evidence to the contrary. 

This whole "business" thing is pretty new.

JFC, the girl just keeps talking and burns herself.

Exactly. How long have they owned this business and precisely how many boats has he actually done any work on? Take a fucking seat, we all know he doesn't work in the traditional sense.

5 hours ago, druzy said:

He said it about BOTH of them, equally. Not that it would be any better for him to  “just” disparage the child’s father in front of said child (or at all). She’s so fucking dumb I think she actually believes the shit she’s saying.

Edited July 8, 2018 by Rebecca

[TheRealT]

11 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

Exactly. How long have they owned this business and precisely how many boats has he actually done any work on? Take a fucking seat, we all know he doesn't work in the traditional sense.

Wait, UBT's supposed job is running some kind of boat service business? Since when? I assumed that his supposed "job" and "business" was whatever phony shit Jenelle was claiming before when Barb said he quit his job as soon as he met her and Jenelle claimed that he had pay stubs to prove that he was working (which seemed like an obvious lie to me at the time). Is he not concerned about how his outrageous public behavior might affect his business? I can't imagine hiring him to do any kind of work given how he's behaved. Even MTV, a longtime employer of crazy drug addicts, deemed him too volatile, unstable, and offensive. I can only guess that UBT did work on someone's boat at some time in the past and started telling people that he wanted to start his own business doing that. Now that he's allegedly living all of his dreams on Jenelle's dime, that's the story they tell people to lend credence to their "happy, normal, young blended family" charade. It would be so much more plausible if he claimed to be running an Internet t-shirt business or something. Jenelle could pay someone to create a website and they might even sell a few dozen shirts.

[FlowerofCarnage]

5 hours ago, smhjess said:

In the scene when Kaiser has been crying on the way to the boat and David forgets a life jacket he says to his friend that Kaiser is "a crying bitch."  

The receipts:

Edited July 8, 2018 by FlowerofCarnage

[TheRealT]

17 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

The receipts:

UBT is such a piece of shit (TM Jace). I know I need to get over it, but I just can't get past him calling a terrified, crying toddler a "screaming bitch" ON CAMERA (as well as a million other horrible things) and continuing to act like he's an awesome, upstanding parent and citizen afterward. The delusion/sickness is so fucking deep with him.

[lovesnark]

At the 9:55 mark on the Best of the Worst video, you can see another hole punched in the  bedroom door.  Jenelle is doing her classic leave me alone and when she slams the door in his face, there it is. Just like the bedroom door at casa swamp. Have we ever seen Swamp Monster with a splint on his hand? Boxer's fractures are very common injuries as a result of punching doors and walls.

[druzy]

2 hours ago, TheRealT said:

Wait, UBT's supposed job is running some kind of boat service business? Since when? I assumed that his supposed "job" and "business" was whatever phony shit Jenelle was claiming before when Barb said he quit his job as soon as he met her and Jenelle claimed that he had pay stubs to prove that he was working (which seemed like an obvious lie to me at the time). Is he not concerned about how his outrageous public behavior might affect his business? I can't imagine hiring him to do any kind of work given how he's behaved. Even MTV, a longtime employer of crazy drug addicts, deemed him too volatile, unstable, and offensive. I can only guess that UBT did work on someone's boat at some time in the past and started telling people that he wanted to start his own business doing that. Now that he's allegedly living all of his dreams on Jenelle's dime, that's the story they tell people to lend credence to their "happy, normal, young blended family" charade. It would be so much more plausible if he claimed to be running an Internet t-shirt business or something. Jenelle could pay someone to create a website and they might even sell a few dozen shirts.

They recently purchased the business from Jenelle's friend Jamie.

[guilfoyleatpp]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

They recently purchased the business from Jenelle's friend Jamie.

The grammar on that instagram is just atrocious. Personally, I don't care if my diving service has this down 100%, but I'll snark that you can't drop a lost item in the water. If you have it, it ISN'T LOST.  

Also, there's no need to put a period after "tech" in the middle of a sentence.

And what's up with the bikini emoji? 

[lovesnark]

The comments on the business Instagram:

'You're such a pos, I can't believe you put your hands on that little boy'

'When your makeup company was a bust, your clothing company was a bust, you start a scuba company?? Better save that sinking house someway, right?'

'#childbeater'

'Sure you did that's why you have no picture of it'  (Referring to the claim of finding "a valuable" for someone)

[guilfoyleatpp]

He continues to campaign for “Biggest Piece of Shit” award. 

 

[FairyDusted]

3 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

He continues to campaign for “Biggest Piece of Shit” award. 

 

What the ever-loving Fuck?! That animal actually posted this shit?! Fuck THEM! He is right. He is SICK! 

Also I was thinking about Janelle and the rest of the ex's. Fuck All if I know why but anyway. In every other relationship Janelle screams and rants and even destroys things. Not with this one. I'm with Bab's all the way on this one. And with Jace I agree they are both pieces of shit. 

[charmed1]

Sigh. I’ve seriously cut back on the reality tv viewing, so I can only muster up so much hatred for these freaks of nature. It’s either going to be Derick Dillard of “19 Kids and Molesters” fame, or Jenelle and her slack-jawed, racist, ugly assed, 2nd husband of many. I don’t have enough hate to go around, so these three pieces of shit are just going to have to share.

[DangerousMinds]

My BP just rose to dangerous levels. What a fucking racist POS. Sickening.

[smhjess]

My mistake.  He called what was then probably a 2 year old a "screaming bitch." not a "crying bitch."

10 hours ago, charmed1 said:

Sigh. I’ve seriously cut back on the reality tv viewing, so I can only muster up so much hatred for these freaks of nature. It’s either going to be Derick Dillard of “19 Kids and Molesters” fame, or Jenellme and her slack-jawed, racist, ugly assed, 2nd husband of many. I don’t have enough hate to go around, so these three pieces of shit are just going to have to shar

Derrick is a homophobe and racist but other than the horrible parenting learned from his inlaws like blanket training, attaching car seats to umbrella strollers and letting the kids live in filth he is not a horrible parent.  Jenelle and David are always going to be the worst for me because they spew hate and are such shit parents on top of it.

[AirQuotes]

On 7/5/2018 at 10:54 PM, eskimo said:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/jenelle-evans-husband-hints-that-shes-pregnant-with-a-girl/ar-AAzDrBj?li=BBnb7Kz

I have to assume this has been discussed already, but I'm too lazy to go back more than a few pages to look.  Lol

It must be true.  There is another Blind Gossip article about them.  http://blindgossip.com/?p=92526#more-92526

Quote

 

Another Round Of Bad Judgement

 We’ve told you before that they are only famous because they exercise bad judgement – perhaps purposefully – and put their drama out there for the world to see.

Get ready for another round of bad judgement!

She is pregnant again. Yes, the baby is his.

Hope he’s able to kick that nasty substance abuse problem before the baby arrives!

 

[Mkay]

[smhjess]

Last year Jenelle bitched about planning Jace’s birthday so soon after Kaiser and and David’s.  I wonder if Jace will get a decent party or a wrapped gift this year since K had the mini one at school.

[configdotsys]

There is no light in the eyes of either of those two poor kids. My heart weeps for them and for Jace, who is undoubtedly irreparably damaged. 

[Baarbera]

Its crazy how much Kaiser looks like Nathan when he's flexing his little muscles. How sad that you know UBT is totally jealous and that's why he's so mean to him. Poor sweet little guy.

[Brooklynista]

1 hour ago, Baarbera said:

Its crazy how much Kaiser looks like Nathan when he's flexing his little muscles. How sad that you know UBT is totally jealous and that's why he's so mean to him. Poor sweet little guy.

With Nathan's genes being so prominent,  it's likely Kaiser has already surpassed UBT in the package department. God help that little boy when David sees even Kaiser will have a larger penis than him 

[Maharincess]

13 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

With Nathan's genes being so prominent,  it's likely Kaiser has already surpassed UBT in the package department. God help that little boy when David sees even Kaiser will have a larger penis than him 

Thank you for this. I've had a suck-ass day and I needed a laugh. 

I friggin love you guys, even though I haven't watched in a couple of years, this is still the first part of the board I come to, and it's because of the posters here. 

Thanks again for the laugh. 

Edited July 9, 2018 by Maharincess

[Rebecca]

On 7/8/2018 at 12:22 AM, guilfoyleatpp said:

He continues to campaign for “Biggest Piece of Shit” award. 

 

Put him and whoever made the original image on an ice floe to Siberia. Naked.

12 hours ago, smhjess said:

Derrick is a homophobe and racist but other than the horrible parenting learned from his inlaws like blanket training, attaching car seats to umbrella strollers and letting the kids live in filth he is not a horrible parent.  Jenelle and David are always going to be the worst for me because they spew hate and are such shit parents on top of it.

I refuse to choose between shit and crap.

[druzy]

Jenelle shading Chelsea. 

[CaliforniaLove]

11 hours ago, Baarbera said:

Its crazy how much Kaiser looks like Nathan when he's flexing his little muscles. How sad that you know UBT is totally jealous and that's why he's so mean to him. Poor sweet little guy.

That sick piece of trash is just mean and horrible, period. I don't think he needs any motivation to be the absolute monster he is. I wish someone would shoot his dick off, but there's probably not a sniper skilled enough to hit a target that small.

[Norwegian]

29 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

That sick piece of trash is just mean and horrible, period. I don't think he needs any motivation to be the absolute monster he is. I wish someone would shoot his dick off, but there's probably not a sniper skilled enough to hit a target that small.

???? Can’t stop laughing?? So, so true!! 

[checkmeboo]

Long time lurker and this board always makes my day . . . But can y’all help me what does nickname UBT, for that horrible POS, stand for?? ? I have been wracking my brain ??

[Christina87]

On 7/7/2018 at 2:41 PM, druzy said:

Wonder if Jenelle plays Yahtzee with Jace 

She never left? Hahahaha!!! And I'm sure by "gold," she means that they have a pool, and four wheelers, and violent video games, etc. And pizza every night!!! She confused material things and not having limits and boundaries with treating kids well. She looks at her lifestyle, that Barb never could have afforded, and thinks it's amazing. It would never occur to her that Barb provided things for her that are more valuable than material. She also did the best she could in that department! On 16 and pregnant, jenelle had a car, was living in a nice house, decent clothes, and nobody was insisting she should get a job, even though she had a baby on the way. Plus, Barb paid for daycare! Even though they didn't have "flashy" things, Barb was incredibly generous and understanding. 

18 hours ago, Mkay said:

I don't really remember Jace or Kaiser having such dead eyes at that age. I guess with two dead eyed parents, the genes are conspiring against her! 

[crazychicken]

11 minutes ago, checkmeboo said:

Long time lurker and this board always makes my day . . . But can y’all help me what does nickname UBT, for that horrible POS, stand for?? ? I have been wracking my brain ??

It is a great board I love all the snark here, UBT is Uncle Bad Touch from memory on one of the dad specials they asked them what would be their pornstar name David said Uncle Dave and Adam (another POS) called him Uncle Bad Touch because he is creepy

[checkmeboo]

1 hour ago, crazychicken said:

It is a great board I love all the snark here, UBT is Uncle Bad Touch from memory on one of the dad specials they asked them what would be their pornstar name David said Uncle Dave and Adam (another POS) called him Uncle Bad Touch because he is creepy

Thank you!!!  Now I can sleep at night ? yeah UBT is a perfect nickname for him he is super creepy!  

[Pixiebomb]

I had forgotten or completely blocked it out that it was Adam who coined the name Uncle Bad Touch.   For some reason I find that morbidly humorous. 

[Christina87]

I know a bit redundant, but it's shocking how out of touch with reality Jenelle is. She repeatedly says that she never left jace, that UBT never called Kaiser a screaming bitch, that she's kind of Barbara, and even that jace is happier on The Land, when WE ALL HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY! Does she really think everyone is so stupid that they don't realize she's lying?! 

[CaliforniaLove]

6 minutes ago, Christina87 said:

I know a bit redundant, but it's shocking how out of touch with reality Jenelle is. She repeatedly says that she never left jace, that UBT never called Kaiser a screaming bitch, that she's kind of Barbara, and even that jace is happier on The Land, when WE ALL HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY! Does she really think everyone is so stupid that they don't realize she's lying?! 

Seriously. Jenelle could sit there with an umbrella in her hand, and insist, INSIST that she is NOT holding an umbrella. 

[Calm81]

It’s because of the delusional people following her. Her followers seem to forget what a POS she was is so DeluJenelle believes it too!

[FlowerofCarnage]

52 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

It’s because of the delusional people following her. Her followers seem to forget what a POS she was is so DeluJenelle believes it too!

And most likely her followers are also pieces of shit.

[Mkay]

4 hours ago, Christina87 said:

I know a bit redundant, but it's shocking how out of touch with reality Jenelle is. She repeatedly says that she never left jace, that UBT never called Kaiser a screaming bitch, that she's kind of Barbara, and even that jace is happier on The Land, when WE ALL HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY! Does she really think everyone is so stupid that they don't realize she's lying?! 

Don’t forget the “what fight? We didn’t fight yesterday” scene. Even though we all watched it. 

[CaliforniaLove]

2 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Don’t forget the “what fight? We didn’t fight yesterday” scene. Even though we all watched it. 

And David didn't get fired, even though his "employer" sent out a tweet saying that he was in fact fired. 

[druzy]

13 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

And David didn't get fired, even though his "employer" sent out a tweet saying that he was in fact fired. 

They are not very good at gaslighting.

[FairyDusted]

Fuck them. I ran straight onto a marathon of DumbFucks. I still can't believe these creepy mother fuckers live streamed Kaiser being sentenced back to the LAND. Seriously. This shit is fucked up. This has taken it into another level and it's not a good thing. 

[smhjess]

8 hours ago, Pixiebomb said:

I had forgotten or completely blocked it out that it was Adam who coined the name Uncle Bad Touch.   For some reason I find that morbidly humorous. 

I always remember it.  Even Adam had David’s number.

[Mkay]

1 hour ago, smhjess said:

I always remember it.  Even Adam had David’s number.

Crazy probably recognizes crazy. Haha

[gotta watch]

I was happy to see scenes of Jace alone with Jenelle. He seemed more relaxed than he ever does with UBT. But it was also sad that Jenelle seemed completely fake in her interactions with him. She was actually smiling a couple times! Reminded me of when Jay on Modern Family was afraid he was turning into a grumpy old man, so he greets his family that day with a big smile. And everyone thought something was wrong with him! Gloria was like "Ay! Why does your face look like that?!" lol

[DNR]

Jace NEVER seems comfortable with Juhnelle.  Always on guard.  Seeing UBT violently grab , manhandle , verbally abuse Kaiser is just sickening . David needs a beating.  It had to kill Doris to send Kaiser back to the Land.  He was so adorable with his little dance moves in that video ?. It’s shocking just how much those two idiots can’t handle a child being whiney or tired DDUUUUDDEEE! 

[monicageller]

[druzy]

[Mkay]

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

A case of corona on the dock...so professional.  They are such idiots!  

[akr]

The Corona looks photoshopped in. I still wouldn't hire David, though.

[Mkay]

24 minutes ago, akr said:

The Corona looks photoshopped in. I still wouldn't hire David, though.

It was. There is a person on Twitter photoshopping their pics for fun. 

[zenme]

11 minutes ago, Mkay said:

It was. There is a person on Twitter photoshopping their pics for fun. 

I wonder if they can photoshop a pic of Soapy on the body of the late great Herve Villechaize.