Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[FairyDusted]

8 hours ago, druzy said:

He's such a screwed-up racist JACKASS!

Ya know I'm trying to stay out of this flag shit cuz it's racist, hateful shit.......but this mother fucker! And BTW.....He packed a flag to go to California ? WTF ?! 

Let's send them to Siberia if he wants to travel so much with his flag. 

[geauxaway]

I really don’t get the significance of this flag in 50 states thing.  Does he think anyone cares?  Is he getting paid or gaining anything from it?  It’s not like some huge feat, unless it’s like 50 states in 50 days or something like that (minus the racist flag, you get what I mean).   Is this supposed to be impressive?  

And yes @FairyDusted he packed a dam flag to bring with on vacation.  He’s so effing lame!   

Edited November 20, 2018 by geauxaway

[Mkay]

[Lynnlynnlynn586]

5 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Oh brother always something with her whiney ass !!!!

[Enya Face]

22 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Bull. Fucking. Shit. FOHWT, Jenelle. 🙄 You’ve thrown up on every plane ride because you were dope sick or hungover. Your chest spasms? Probably a panic attack brought on by wondering if TSA was gonna find your stash.

[DangerousMinds]

Liar.

[TexasGal]

Chest spasms?  Esophageal spasms?  I think these aren't the same.  And I bet neither are caused by flying.

[Mkay]

Push play. 

[toodywoody]

On 11/18/2018 at 5:26 PM, druzy said:

Respect? You would be out on the street and your racist husband would leave you if MTV fired you. Count your blessings.

And just why does anyone owe either of them respect when they pick fights with people, cuss people out and pull guns and come up on people's property. Where I come from you earn respect and neither of these assholes give anyone else any respect, not their kids, their mothers, their exes, their friends or anyone, so fuck a bunch of that shit.

[SweetieDarling]

16 hours ago, Mkay said:

If this has been happening "on every plane...for the past 4-5 years" then why did they chose to fly out there to begin with? Wouldn't she have wanted to drive or take Amtrak on the way out there too? Oh, sorry, that would involve logic (assuming the highly unlikely event that she's telling the truth)

Did we ever find out if anyone was watching the kids? They probably left Marissa in charge.

[ghoulina]

This plane-puking stuff is pure nonsense. As much as Jenelle likes to whine? We'd have heard about this LONG before now. 

[toodywoody]

Just like her seeing spots and bleeding out the eyes,  doubling over in pain, imagining seeing the Virgin Mary. Liar is a lying liar who lies.

[Birdee]

On 11/19/2018 at 8:57 AM, druzy said:

Maryssa is so isolated- but according to Jenelle it was Marissa's decision. 

 What is with these fucking people and scuba diving?!? They act like it's the same as being a family of Rhodes Scholars who are curing cancer. Christ on a cracker. 

21 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

Ya know I'm trying to stay out of this flag shit cuz it's racist, hateful shit.......but this mother fucker! And BTW.....He packed a flag to go to California ? WTF ?! 

Let's send them to Siberia if he wants to travel so much with his flag. 

That's mean to the good people of Siberia who already have to deal with crappy winters and remoteness. 

[CaliforniaLove]

1 hour ago, Birdee said:

What is with these fucking people and scuba diving?!? They act like it's the same as being a family of Rhodes Scholars who are curing cancer. Christ on a cracker. 

Lol! They do really like to bring up that AMAZING accomplishment! Maryssa had to learn it though so she can take over the family business one day (as well as being head of household in the sinking house that is supposed to be around for "7 generations*). I love that Clayton is telling them to stick it where the sun don't shine. 

If Jenelle was honest about even HALF of the medical ailments she has made up over time, she would be dead.

[geauxaway]

She can’t fly due to her medical ailments but she continues to live in a moldy house? Yeah, that tracks.  

[monicageller]

[Rebecca]

On 11/18/2018 at 7:00 AM, monicageller said:

Try and plant one of those flags in my area and I might just need to pick up a gun for the first time and fill that stupid thing (the flag...although there would be temptation to also shoot the stupid thing called David) with bullet holes! I want to show up at every  spot he goes to with his hateful flag with an even bigger rainbow flag 🏳️‍🌈 and photo bomb all his pictures!

On 11/18/2018 at 5:18 PM, druzy said:

UBT's sister tweeted this:

Um, what? The crazy is definitely genetic here.

On 11/19/2018 at 9:19 PM, Mkay said:

Suuuuure, Jan. That’s why you keep going on trips. Hope next time you have a heart attack from all the coke and meth damage.

(My favorite movie of all time! I was thrilled to see not just one but TWO references in this thread!)

Edited November 21, 2018 by Rebecca

[Mkay]

 

I have southern pride, too.🙄 I like Texas and my family is here. But she just does these things to stir drama. 

Edited November 21, 2018 by Mkay

[FlowerofCarnage]

6 hours ago, monicageller said:

Endive looked at her thumb like, "great, now I have meth residue on my thumb!"

[GleamingMist]

I like how the video is one little giggle and the rest is poor Endive clearly telling her Dad no and him not listening.  Dickhead.

Saw this on Starcasm this morning

https://starcasm.net/report-david-honest-abe-eason-domestic-violence/

My first thought was "these jackasses wrote a fake article and created a fake site". Interesting how there is only one article on it.  No way do I believe any of that shit.

[Mkay]

[Psycho Suzy]

4 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Endive looked at her thumb like, "great, now I have meth residue on my thumb!"

What's he even talking about? I didn't hear any giggling. I heard her say what everyone would say if that asswipe got near them....." No, no, no, no."

And she totally looked at the thumb her dipshit dad assaulted, like "Did you seriously just get your racist, ignorant, drug-fueled cooties on me you stupid son of a bitch?!"

[druzy]

Edited November 22, 2018 by druzy

[nightmeri]

All I can say is that Jemelle is a selfless hero. She took all of those many vacations knowing she would vomit and spasm all over the airplane but never once complained. What astounding bravery. The fact that this is the first we are hearing of this syndrome proves how much she puts others before herself. In trying times like these, at least we have Jenelle to look up to 🤢

[FlowerofCarnage]

52 minutes ago, druzy said:

 

Maybe the dumpers felt justified in dumping trash on the Land because they know trash lives there. Furthermore, you can't  call someone a crackhead when you just returned from a cross country drug run thinly disguised as a road trip. 

 

About Jenelle's Southern Pride:

 

Edited November 22, 2018 by FlowerofCarnage

[FairyDusted]

2 hours ago, Mkay said:

What the actual fuck! They drove this on display around town. SMH

1 hour ago, druzy said:

LMAO! Good.

51 minutes ago, nightmeri said:

All I can say is that Jemelle is a selfless hero. She took all of those many vacations knowing she would vomit and spasm all over the airplane but never once complained. What astounding bravery. The fact that this is the first we are hearing of this syndrome proves how much she puts others before herself. In trying times like these, at least we have Jenelle to look up to 🤢

My eyes rolled back so hard I gave myself a headache. I read the entire post in my most snarky voice though so that was fun!

20 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Maybe the dumpers felt justified in dumping trash on the Land because they know trash lives there. Furthermore, you can't  call someone a crackhead when you just returned from a cross country drug run thinly disguised as a road trip. 

 

About Jenelle's Southern Pride:

 

What is she trying to say? She's a Yankee? No harm, no foul? I can't with this bitch.

[Enya Face]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Perhaps local legislators have elected to fill the streets with dumpster cuts? 

[monicageller]

[Adiba]

Jenelle, living in PA myself, I can assure you there are some rednecks here, too.

Edited to add: Redneck is a state of mind. I have relatives that live in SC that are not rednecks, and I have neighbors here in PA that are.

Edited November 22, 2018 by Adiba
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[FlowerofCarnage]

1 hour ago, monicageller said:

Imitating Jenelle calling her dealer.

[toodywoody]

Eggsley still has a big head, they just try to hide it with her messy hair. 

You would think that is the only kid Jenelle has since the majority of the posts only feature The Egg.

[SweetieDarling]

23 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Imitating Jenelle calling her dealer.

Was I the only one waiting for her to yell into the phone "Dude! Leave me alone!" and throw the it across the room?

[FlowerofCarnage]

I think it's time for Olivia to find a new daycare if they just let him in to see Kaden. 

[toodywoody]

GD he is ugly and that beard, I normally like a guy with a beard, but on him it looks like shit just like him.

[TresGatos]

On 11/19/2018 at 7:00 PM, geauxaway said:

I really don’t get the significance of this flag in 50 states thing.  Does he think anyone cares?  Is he getting paid or gaining anything from it?

I think he hopes to get to Alaska and hook up with the Bristol Palin. He'll be so disappointed to find out she's in Texas. 

[badhaggis]

2 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

I think it's time for Olivia to find a new daycare if they just let him in to see Kaden. 

The poor child looks miserable around David. Even the picture with his present I don't see any joy.

[Marley]

Um wtf is wrong with the daycare that they let that psycho just stroll on in. I wish Kaden and his mother could get away from David forever.

Edited November 25, 2018 by Marley

[geauxaway]

Olivia must have him on the list for some reasons.  If she didn’t and he doesn’t have access, then that is against the law.  My mom who picks my kid up a few times a year (we live in different states), had to be on the list and vetted. And she has to give her ID every time she comes, and I have to give permission / advance notice.  And my kid is in after school club care, not a center that this appears to be.

Also on the subject of redneck vs. racist?  Jenelle is once again a poser / chameleon. David knows she fucked Kiefer, right?   If he is all white power, how is he DTF with a girl that had sex with a black guy?

[Mkay]

3 hours ago, Marley said:

Um wtf is wrong with the daycare that they let that psycho just stroll on in. I wish Karen and his mother could get away from David forever.

I don’t know if daycares are all different so don’t take this as fact.  I think unless there is a court order, they can not deny the fathers ability to see his son.   I’ve read that before in my daughters school handbook every year and I know it isn’t the same as a daycare, but it could be the reason why he was able to just walk on in. To take him home is a whole different story. 

[monicageller]

[druzy]

No one will believe you Jenelle

[BitterApple]

I'd be reporting that daycare to the State if they allowed someone access to my kid without my permission.

[toodywoody]

why in the hell are her kids always sick. First Kai was always sick and now it is Egghead. 

Edited November 24, 2018 by toodywoody

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Mold filled house, maybe?  

[geauxaway]

@MaddyMaeboxerbabe yep

[lovesnark]

3 hours ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

Mold filled house, maybe?  

Yes, yes and yes! Remember the trashy video she posted recently where she hawked up a bunch of gunk and spit? She blamed Eggsley for making her sick. That was less than two weeks ago and now Eggsley is sick again. Next week, she'll be posting about Kaiser being sick and blaming him for making her sick. Swamp Monster UBT must be immune to mold.

[Marley]

I’m sure they don’t eat properly either lol.

[Isthisok]

And Jenelle is probably resistant to every antibiotic known to man at this point, what with the hypochondria and the poor quality of her sexual partners. 

[SweetieDarling]

1 hour ago, Marley said:

I’m sure they don’t eat properly either lol.

Right? Poor nutrition, a moldy, sinking house on a swamp, and daycare/nursery school can't be a good combination, add in the moron drug addict parents, and,... let's just hope Jenelle believes in vaccinating her children and they are up to date on their shots - a lot to ask,...I know.

[ghoulina]

On 11/23/2018 at 1:08 PM, toodywoody said:

GD he is ugly and that beard, I normally like a guy with a beard, but on him it looks like shit just like him.

I'm a total lumbersexual and I truly believe that MOST men look better with a beard. But David's beard is just weird. It ends so abruptly, like someone just hacked part of it off. Looks like a damn broom hanging off his face.