Farrah

[iwantcookies]

If it’s true Farrah is impersonating Sophia.

[SweetieDarling]

Anyone speak Farrah? WTF is she talking about??

I have no idea what her complaint is in the Apple post. Her part arrived in 5 days, when they said 3 to 4 wks? I didn't understand any of the rest.

And, it seems to me, from her above complaint, that she is furious with the uneducated inept staff because she can't fill out the forms by herself and they won't do it for her. I think she's confused about who the uneducated one is.

 

[Guest]

On 12/27/2020 at 11:13 PM, iwantcookies said:

If it’s true Farrah is impersonating Sophia.

I don't even think this practice needs to see Sophia in person to figure out exactly what's wrong with her.

[ginger90]

Sophia video:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CI7jDMHAXlW/?hl=en

[iwantcookies]

Sophia 

has the nails like an adult 

the hair is dyed like an adult

Smart watch for an 11 year old? Why does she need one 

[teapot]

1 hour ago, iwantcookies said:

Sophia 

has the nails like an adult 

the hair is dyed like an adult

Smart watch for an 11 year old? Why does she need one 

Yet she still speaks in baby-talk,  is there any hope???

[iwantcookies]

No

[Christina]

Ummm, what?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJeraBNBHGF/

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farrahabraham  Verified

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[TipseyGirl]

11 hours ago, Christina said:

Ummm, what?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJeraBNBHGF/

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Wow. What a hot mess of a word salad. However, I am super interested in these "filters" she has created, as I am looking to "make the world a easier and better place" to show myself more self love. And who doesn't want to "enhance" one's daily life to be "more positive"? Sign me up.

[Christina]

1 hour ago, TipseyGirl said:

Wow. What a hot mess of a word salad. However, I am super interested in these "filters" she has created, as I am looking to "make the world a easier and better place" to show myself more self love. And who doesn't want to "enhance" one's daily life to be "more positive"? Sign me up.

This makes a lot of sense if you were tipsy when typing it. You may have broken the code for how to decode Farrah-speak!

[ilovebeaarthur]

19 hours ago, Christina said:

Ummm, what?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJeraBNBHGF/

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[Polliwollidoodle]

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I don't think I have been back here in a long time- ( a very very very long time). And lo and behold- she is still extending her 15 minutes of "fame" and dragging her daughter with her.

Just pathetic really.

[iwantcookies]

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

So...I guess they decided they didn't want her selling her poop vids anymore?

[Polliwollidoodle]

ummmm what??????????????????

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Polliwollidoodle said:

ummmm what??????????????????

Read all about it! 

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Just when you thought Farrah Abraham couldn’t stoop any lower…here we are.

The Backdoor Teen Mom– who has been active on OnlyFans for a while— released a new “menu” of sexy time services that are available to her subscribers who are willing to shell out cash to see Farrah do a variety of different sexual things. While many of the offerings are the boob and butt shots typical of OnlyFans content creators, Farrah has upped her game recently, and is now offering several very disturbing offerings.

One of the more vomit-inducing items on the “Farrah Fun Menu” includes what Farrah calls a “Number 2 Bathroom” video. That horrorfest— which, yes, it’s exactly what you’re thinking— will set you back $100 (in addition to the cost of the therapy you’ll undoubtedly need after viewing it). Of course, there’s no confirmation as to whether the video will be shot inside a driveway Porta-Potty or a regular bathroom. 

Another “straight from the toilet” offering includes a Golden Shower video for $100. (Again, yes it’s exactly what it sounds like…) If you’re “Backdooring on a budget,” you can purchase a twerk video for $35 or a photo of Farrah in a G-string for 20 bucks. 

 

I give it two weeks before Farrah starts looking for "jobs" in a truck-stop parking lot.

[MargeGunderson]

On 1/8/2021 at 3:36 AM, Christina said:

Ummm, what?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJeraBNBHGF/

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It’s funny that reading through it, I can’t tell if the message was auto-generated by a bot or by Farrah. It’s honestly a toss up.

[iwantcookies]

Poor Sofabed is one day closer to being forced to work to support MAMA. 
 

It’s disturbing since they live in a 1 bedroom and Sofabed witnesses all her moms “activities”. Possibly films MAMA golden shower. Barf. And she is home schooled aka isolated. 

[geauxaway]

I mean this is a L&O SVU episode. 

[qtpye]

Lord, does anyone remember when Farrah had plans of being a chef?

I do not have anything against sex workers but something about Farrah's desperation is sad and repulsive.

[Polliwollidoodle]

circling back, as you can see I have been out of the loop for a long time!

What is this about them living in a one bedroom? What happened to all her fancy real estate purchases or leases? I can't remember if it was Las Vegas and or Los Angeles but those were some nice houses- and cars!

 Seriously though poor Sophia. That is really sad that she got so unlucky with parental units.

[ginger90]

6 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ8lsDlpfz_/?hl=en

[iwantcookies]

I have nothing against sex workers either. I’m just disturbed/upset that her daughter probably witnesses Farrah’s sexual work in person. 

Farrah is obviously doing her shows online/at home.

 

Edited January 14, 2021 by iwantcookies

[iwantcookies]

10 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

6 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ8lsDlpfz_/?hl=en

Farrah looks plastic/like a fake sex doll. It’s sad. 
 

 

[MargeGunderson]

Is she still claiming that she’s not a sex worker? Despite all evidence to the contrary.

[qtpye]

1 hour ago, MargeGunderson said:

Is she still claiming that she’s not a sex worker? Despite all evidence to the contrary.

She claimed that she was in a celebrity sex tape despite all evidence to the contrary.

Logic and facts have no place in Farrah’s world.

Edited January 14, 2021 by qtpye

[MargeGunderson]

Right, the tape of her and her porn star “boyfriend” that was “leaked.”

[qtpye]

7 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

Right, the tape of her and her porn star “boyfriend” that was “leaked.”

With excellent production values and of course, Farrah is no celebrity. She even claimed to get paid 7 figures.

 

[iwantcookies]

15 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

Right, the tape of her and her porn star “boyfriend” that was “leaked.”

Leaked 

bwahaha my brain went there 

I wonder what leaks on Farrahs body 

 

 

[Snarky McSnarky]

On 1/13/2021 at 4:21 PM, ginger90 said:

6 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ8lsDlpfz_/?hl=en

I want to kidnap that dog, just so it won't have to be subjected to any more stupid dye jobs AKA attention-seeking devices for Farrah.

That's the Vietnam edition of Harpers Bazaar, in case you missed it.  Circulation: 12.  🙂

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9138599/Farrah-Abraham-exudes-elegance-bridal-inspired-gown-poses-Harpers-Bazaar-Vietnam.html

Edited January 19, 2021 by Snarky McSnarky

[TexasGal]

On 1/18/2021 at 12:03 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

I want to kidnap that dog, just so it won't have to be subjected to any more stupid dye jobs AKA attention-seeking devices for Farrah.

That's the Vietnam edition of Harpers Bazaar, in case you missed it.  Circulation: 12.  🙂

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9138599/Farrah-Abraham-exudes-elegance-bridal-inspired-gown-poses-Harpers-Bazaar-Vietnam.html

“Farrah also reflected on her tireless work for gender equality and women's rights” - huh?

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah declared herself an Essential Alum of the Woman in Film [sic] organization.

She also nominated herself for the Forbes 30 Under 30 list.  Shockingly, she did not make the cut.

https://www.instagram.com/farrahabraham/?hl=en

 

 

 

 

Edited January 26, 2021 by Snarky McSnarky

[Snarky McSnarky]

Not sure Farrah should be posting Galatians 6:7.  Regarding Sophia, in a few years Farrah is going to reap what she soweth. 🙂

[iwantcookies]

Looking more and more like a wax figure 

[qtpye]

14 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Looking more and more like a wax figure 

Who keeps giving this idiot more dogs to neglect?

[Snarky McSnarky]

This is not a good look.  If I'm on that beach, I'd rather check out the volleyball players in the background.

[MargeGunderson]

Is her bikini top glued to her boobs? Also, what is up with her butt - did she have implants?

[qtpye]

3 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

This is not a good look.  If I'm on that beach, I'd rather check out the volleyball players in the background.

Jesus, she looks horrible. That fake butt in no way looks good with those twiggy legs. I am beginning to think she has some sort of body dysmorphia where she actually thinks this looks attractive.

Again, perfectly nice looking girl BEFORE all the procedures and surgeries.

Edited March 16, 2021 by qtpye

[iwantcookies]

Farrah looking like a corpse. Seriously creepy looking.

[iwantcookies]

I tried to post the whole picture it was too big. 

[qtpye]

46 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Farrah looking like a corpse. Seriously creepy looking.

It is shocking that this woman is not even thirty and my mother's fifty year old friends look much more youthful than her.

[iwantcookies]

Farrah got the vaccine.

Look at her mask. It looks see through lace or something.

[iwantcookies]

[Marisagf]

This look like a mannequin. The smooth face with no lines and uniform color.  She is truly plastic at this point.

Edited March 18, 2021 by Marisagf

[TipseyGirl]

She looks like she is wearing undies on her face. She is ridiculous.

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah's latest academic proclamation on LinkedIn:  "Masters of Liberal Arts (MLA) at Harvard University"

Maybe one of her classmates should tell her there is no "s" in Master of Liberal Arts, and "MLA" at Harvard actually stands for Master of Landscape Architecture.  Per Harvard's website, the three letters she's looking for are ALM.

Scrolling down her LinkedIn page, it says she's enrolled in Harvard's Creative Writing and Literature Graduate Program.  Her word salad writing is certainly creative, but probably not what Harvard has in mind.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/farrahabraham

https://extension.harvard.edu/academics/programs/creative-writing-and-literature-graduate-program

Edited March 31, 2021 by Snarky McSnarky

[Polliwollidoodle]

I guess it's time for my check in  I cannot get over the waxy look on her skin. I remember noticing how "reflective" so many glamour ladies' skin was... and someone explained that botox does that? 

In any case, whatever she has done is so heavy handed that it's just plain bizarre. I agree she was attractive BEFORE all this work. 

poor Sophia.

[Jennifersdc]

On 1/9/2021 at 3:35 PM, Polliwollidoodle said:

I don't think I have been back here in a long time- ( a very very very long time). And lo and behold- she is still extending her 15 minutes of "fame" and dragging her daughter with her.

Just pathetic really.

Me too Lady. I’m trying to decide if they’re still entertaining. I need another music video.

Edited April 10, 2021 by Jennifersdc
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[Jennifersdc]

On 3/31/2021 at 12:22 AM, Snarky McSnarky said:

Farrah's latest academic proclamation on LinkedIn:  "Masters of Liberal Arts (MLA) at Harvard University"

Maybe one of her classmates should tell her there is no "s" in Master of Liberal Arts, and "MLA" at Harvard actually stands for Master of Landscape Architecture.  Per Harvard's website, the three letters she's looking for are ALM.

Scrolling down her LinkedIn page, it says she's enrolled in Harvard's Creative Writing and Literature Graduate Program.  Her word salad writing is certainly creative, but probably not what Harvard has in mind.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/farrahabraham

https://extension.harvard.edu/academics/programs/creative-writing-and-literature-graduate-program

I still can’t figure out WTF this is. Does anybody have any clue? I would think to even take an continuing education course you would still need a Bachelor’s? I thought she just had one of those two year Associate degrees (in hotel and restaurant management?). Fat lot of good it did for her - see Froyo, furniture and children’s store. I guess she missed the class on liability for not paying rent.

I do happen to know the Harvard thing is kinda of real though. My husband is currently taking a Business and Data Analysis thing through UT (believe it’s farmed out to an overall company that just licenses the name really to several Universities?). He already has a Master in Accounting from UF (go Gators!) so eliminated all those. Harvard was offering more of what he wanted - but they wanted $50K. Yes, you read that correctly - $50K. That apparently includes going to Cambridge a couple of times for “in person” instruction/meetings (probably not paying travel expenses). They’re still calling him.

From above - I see in our future a photo op in front of the John Harvard statue. I also foresee Sophia in same photo op in fake eyelashes. Any bets? 

[MargeGunderson]

The Harvard Extension School programs are part of the University, but as you would imagine have different admissions than the traditional undergraduate. I know several people who did their graduate degrees through the Extension School. Unless Farrah has received a bachelor degree from an accredited college or university, she’s not eligible to enroll in graduate program. But when has reality stopped Farrah from spouting off?