90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[LennieBriscoe]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Pork Star Granny not invited to the wedding? And to think, she got a facial for it.

Interestingly, "pork" works.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, kacesq said:

I can only hope that Before the 90 Days delivers.  Because this season has NOT. And we were so excited by the "she's not a prostitute!" preview remember?

We were frauded yet again. I have high hopes for mr no neck

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, enjoy the serenity because Tornado Crazy is waiting to pounce.

[Mu Shu]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why am I getting local ads for the Oscars?

I forgot 90 DF was on and caught the first 30 minutes. Nope, not interested in the political views of grossly overpaid hypocrites.

 

[SunnyBeBe]

Remind me what Mike does for a living.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike. Honey. Walk away. Its not too late. Natalie is crazy as a shithouse rat. 

[Angry Moldovan]

He’s calling the bunny boiler, not a good sign

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Interestingly, "pork" works.

Damn autocorrect!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie: You need to apologize.

Mike: <click>

[Mr. Miner]

Mike you look like an idiot right now.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Remind me what Mike does for a living.

He looks suspiciously like a lumberjack to me!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hang up. Tell her its over and hang up. Her behavior is terrible. And now she's seeing what she can get away with. 

[Azubah]

She's such a sociopath.

[Gobi]

Are Mike and Natty soulmates?

[Mu Shu]

Good god mike. Cut this sociopath loose.

[magemaud]

My Fios went out Friday and can’t be fixed until tomorrow, so no TV or internet. Fortunately I can watch on my phone and follow this forum on my iPad because I didn’t want to miss tonight’s festivities.  

I predict ALL the couples this season will marry, even Angela and Michael will have a Nigerian wedding. 

[greekmom]

I did nothing bad to you (except try to get you to convert to my religion, gas light you, throw the ring you gave me..)

[RealReality]

Natalie has never done anything wrong ever and you had already be ready to apologize mike

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie has a borderline personality disorder.

[Frozendiva]

Mike, hang up and delete the number.

[Pepper Mostly]

If she's so sick of it, then why doesn't she end it?? This is stupid. 

[charmed1]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

We were frauded yet again. I have high hopes for mr no neck

Stop stealing my boyfriends! 

[OoogleEyes]

Robert don't believe in divorce. How utterly moral of him.....

Mike. Run away. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Who is so desperate that put up with that woman??? SHE’S frustrated.....

[Leilani]

I wish he would just hang up on her right now.

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hang up. Tell her its over and hang up. Her behavior is terrible. And now she's seeing what she can get away with. 

Exactly.  Mike is setting boundaries but those will crumble soon enough. His best move is to leave her alone. 

[Angry Moldovan]

He’s not so much a good guy, more you’re a complete and utter psycho 

[Azubah]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

If she's so sick of it, then why doesn't she end it?? This is stupid. 

Because she gets her kicks out of torturing other people.

[renatae]

Miss Iceberg cracked a smile! Whoa!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If she's so sick of it, then why doesn't she end it?? This is stupid. 

She wants the baby and the green card 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Natalie has a borderline personality disorder.

And she's got a visa to cross that borderline, too.

[Pepper Mostly]

So I guess we'll have to wait till 9:55 for the Main Event, the Wedding of the Beekeepers? Sheesh. 

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Natalie has a borderline personality disorder.

She’s definitely crossed the borderline, she’s entered crazy territory. 

[Mu Shu]

Just now, Leilani said:

I wish he would just hang up on her right now.

I read that as I wish he would HANG her right now. I snorted, though I don’t condone violence.

[Archer27]

Not at all to be on Natalie's side, but it seems there is more to the story, given his reactions to questions from production

[Auntie Anxiety]

That no-neck guy reminds me of the Elvis Impersonator on a Hoarding episode a few seasons back.

[Leilani]

The ex wife has really carved out quite a role for herself this season. lol

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So I guess we'll have to wait till 9:55 for the Main Event, the Wedding of the Beekeepers? Sheesh. 

Or will it be big Angies?

[SunnyBeBe]

Natalie is scary....seriously. She’s not right. Is her ex still alive.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Robert don't believe in divorce. How utterly moral of him.....

Mike. Run away. 

Robert not too keen on the getting married either.

[Leilani]

1 minute ago, Archer27 said:

Not at all to be on Natalie's side, but it seems there is more to the story, given his reactions to questions from production

Yea, the way he looked down, maybe there is more to it, but I still can't stand how she talks with cotton in her mouth or trying to convert him.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That no-neck guy reminds me of the Elvis Impersonator on a Hoarding episode a few seasons back.

Love Hoarding, I follow Corey on Facebook. Call me a fan girl

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That no-neck guy reminds me of the Elvis Impersonator on a Hoarding episode a few seasons back.

He reminds me of a thumb.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Robert will be as committed to Anny as he is to his four other kids.

[Leilani]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

He reminds me of a thumb.

He reminds me of a taller Danny Devito but not as handsome.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

The ex wife has really carved out quite a role for herself this season. lol

She's so pushy she glows in the dark. In Michael's shoes I'd shut her down quick once she started butting in to my personal business. But of course he's made entirely of vanilla pudding so he won't. 

[SunnyBeBe]

1 minute ago, Archer27 said:

Not at all to be on Natalie's side, but it seems there is more to the story, given his reactions to questions from production

Sounds like bs from production to me. Natalie would have zero problem speaking her mind about any thing Mike did that she didn’t like.

[LennieBriscoe]

Natalie is a wild and crazy gal!  She wants to come to America because it's such a swinging and together place! 

[LilaFowler]

It seems crazy to me that all of these unions are for the green card (with the possible exception of Anna and Murcel).

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Archer27 said:

Not at all to be on Natalie's side, but it seems there is more to the story, given his reactions to questions from production

Probably involves anal probing.