90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hi everyone! All aboard the SS Snark! 

Life vest is on! I’m ready! 

[blubld43]

11 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

I’m here for the shitshow. 
And, in an unusual sincere comment, I have to say that the helicopter accident this morning with Kobe Bryant, his daughter, and 7 others is tragic. Not that I know any of them but it’s a big reminder that: anyone, any age, anywhere, any time - things happen in the blink of an eye. Gotta grab onto life and try to live it to the fullest. 
 

Resuming snark...

Shocked and sad here as well.

[tvrox]

Here!! I've had a big stressful work meeting to prep for the last few weeks and have missed the live chat. But now its over, I'm taking tomorrow off, and I'm here, yay!

[Pepper Mostly]

So do we think that Angela is going to throw a drink at any members of Michael's family?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Hope you are feeling a little better this week, snark soothes the heart 

Thank you. I am doing okay. Time does heal. The snark here rejuvenates me!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, greekmom said:

I'm here. When will this shit show end?!!??!

It’s will never end, ever! Wait for the crossovers with other tlc shite shows

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I'm here. When will this shit show end?!!??!

Dunno, but I need a bottle of Jack. Or at least a wine slushy. 

[magemaud]

Chew that gum, Mike 

[kacesq]

For the first time ever, I don’t like anyone...not one couple, not one half...no one...

[Gobi]

Even his tux is too tight.

[Pepper Mostly]

Come on asshole, this is not your first wedding. You fucking know where to stand. 

[JennyMominFL]

Ill say it. Michael’s kids get on my nerves

[Armchair Critic]

Is the show on next week? We have a Super Bowl party so I will miss you guys.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, magemaud said:

Chew that gum, Mike 

What’s with his bow tie?

[Frozendiva]

Those flowers and arrangements cost a fortune!

[Eldemarge]

"I'm marrying the bank account I love."

[kacesq]

Let’s get this wedding over with...bring on the fame whore ex wife, the overly precocious kids, and rubber faced groom....

[greekmom]

Episode 12 and so far only 1 wedding.

TLC  you're losing your touch. 

[JennyMominFL]

I’m marrying the wallet I love!

[Pepper Mostly]

That little boy is presh. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juliana will make it down the aisle if she imagines a big sack of money at the end of it.

[kacesq]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Ill say it. Michael’s kids get on my nerves

I find them annoying as hell. That whole family. 

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Thank you. I am doing okay. Time does heal. The snark here rejuvenates me!

I missed telling you last week, but my condolences on your dog.

[OoogleEyes]

Those kids are too stinkin' cute!

[Pepper Mostly]

"I couldn't be happier" he says, dolefully. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

For the first time ever, I don’t like anyone...not one couple, not one half...no one...

Well I for one love the frozen fish, she’s so charismatic and such a natural beauty 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarah: Let’s make this about me, k?

[Pepper Mostly]

Way to make it all about you, Sarah. 

[Armchair Critic]

Where did all the money go they spent on this wedding, it looks cheap. Unless they have a really elaborate reception?

[kacesq]

Yay Sarah is goIng to like talk like about herself like at the ex and like new girl’s wedding....

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sarah: Let’s make this about me, k?

And she did!

[hookedontv]

Oh shut up Sarah and your grating midwestern vocal fry. 

[Gobi]

Yeah, the wedding is all about you, Sara.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well you can see why they asked Sarah to officiate. So eloquent! So moving! 

[Frozendiva]

Real, true love is not Michael and Juliana. Both are just finding a mutually beneficial transaction.

[tvrox]

I can't believe the ex-wife is officiating! I can understand inviting her for the sake of the kids, but there had to be someone else, anyone else, who could officiate.

The huppah is pretty though and Juliana looks beautiful.

[Floatingbison]

Michael's son grates.  He's a know it all.  He's lorded it over his sister when he has information that she doesn't have.  He's a little twerp who may develop into a full blown jerk some day.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarah looks like she just rolled out of bed.

[kacesq]

So now that these two are married, we’re done with them right? 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Let’s get this wedding over with...bring on the fame whore ex wife, the overly precocious kids, and rubber faced groom....

Rubber face, that’s exactly what he is. Like a bad Batman character. The fame ho wife is awful.

[hisbunkie]

She’s a beautiful bride. 

[Floatingbison]

I have to say, Michael's hair looks acceptable for the wedding.

 

Here's the ex wife, making sure she's in every camera shot.

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Way to make it all about you, Sarah. 

Sarah could have worn something besides a bedraggled sundress.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Even his tux is too tight.

He couldn’t get his son a suit that fit?

Why is Sarah talking as if she’s getting married to Juliana? 

 

[charmed1]

Shouldn’t these speeches be saved for the reception? 

[FrancescaFiore]

Okay, the wedding setup in Michael's backyard is GORGEOUS.  The floral arch at the altar is so incredible! Cece & Max are the cutest, sweetest kids. Somebody's doing SOMETHING right, raising them. 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I find them annoying as hell. That whole family. 

I like the little girl, not Juliana 

[Eldemarge]

I had to mute it. It's too saccharin and I really don't give a shit.

[Gobi]

"I, Juliana, take you, Michael, for every penny you've got."

[greekmom]

Does Michael's face in the talking heads look sort of off - like parts are white white and others are redder?  Or is it my laptop?