90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Auntie Anxiety]

Emily’s sister is a poor man’s Rachel Dratsch.

[hookedontv]

Emily’s mom looks like Sara Gilbert. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, hoosiermom said:

Hello my fellow snarkers! Your witty remarks make this 2 hours bearable (sp?)

Toteable?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, hoosiermom said:

Hello my fellow snarkers! Your witty remarks make this 2 hours bearable (sp?)

Guess who is moving to Indiana?

[Big a little bit]

Ugh.  I live 45 minutes from South Bend.  Hope this douche nozzle Sasha isn’t headed north.

[RichiesOlderBro]

On Airplanes, Much like automobiles, it is not necessary for babies to wear seatbelts.  

[Archer27]

Baby David is so cute

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael is off putting in so many ways. Either he'll dump Juliana for a younger model, or he'll expect her to be his full time caregiver in the years to come, feeding him jello and wiping up his drool. 

And how does he stay so pasty? He looks like he's been sculpted from library paste. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Chunky chunky chunk, I’m in love 😍 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sasha is pissed because he isn’t the center of attention. Time to look for victim  baby momma #4.

[blubld43]

Say what? You're " fine" with them paying attention to the baby??

Serious problem here.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Sasha is dissapointed  that none of Emily’s friends appear to be wife #4 material.  

[greekmom]

Man that's one big kid.

[Mercolleen]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am delighted to have you back in the bosom of your loving snarky family! And a new Mr. Mercolleen? Good on ya! 

Thank you! His only faults are 1. cracking his neck a lot and 2. not appreciating 90 Day. He did suffer through an ep of Darcy and Mr. Darcy but ended up in a fetal position on the floor so I don't push it.

[Mr. Miner]

I really dislike the Russian Moe Howard.

[Armchair Critic]

4 minutes ago, judylo said:

I already can’t stand Juliana’s feigned idiocy

She's savvy enough to understand that Michael likes her acting young, dumb, and innocent

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m hoping Mayor Pete is on hand to greet Emily and Sasha in South Bend.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Michael is off putting in so many ways. Either he'll dump Juliana for a younger model, or he'll expect her to be his full time caregiver in the years to come, feeding him jello and wiping up his drool. 

And how does he stay so pasty? He looks like he's been sculpted from library paste. 

💀

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sasha is pissed because he isn’t the center of attention. Time to look for victim  baby momma #4.

Ya think he's got one in the oven back in Russia? 

[Gobi]

Land of opportunity to meet potential baby mamas.

[Floatingbison]

Personal trainer and fitness model.... ummm, yeah. . . . about that. . . 

[greekmom]

Another model. 

[Christina]

I saw a photo of Sasha with another muscled man at a gym and he really stood out as so much larger framed then the others. David takes after him that way, I think, and hope that is the only way.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sasha is wearing the top to his dirndl outfit again.

[Mercolleen]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m sorry, but David is a weird looking baby.

I thought Sasha just called him a "man person" v. "main person." 

Big fat heavy head.

[greekmom]

Emily's eye makeup in the TH is way overboard.

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh lookie, it’s big  Ang and her cigarette smoke choking the grand babies

Edited December 16, 2019 by Angry Moldovan

[Floatingbison]

Yeah, because Christians never lie, drink and cheat!  

[hookedontv]

PSA for Natalie:

FYI, people who believe in god also lie, betray, and cheat. 

[Frozendiva]

Amy Irving got around $100 million from Spielberg. After he became rich.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Lordy I cannot stand Julia Roberts. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

She's savvy enough to understand that Michael likes her acting young, dumb, and innocent

The problem with that is that what you find attractive in the early years ends up pissing you off after a while. 

[hoosiermom]

Oh man. Slow down. I'm already behind! 😁🤓JK

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh lookie, it’s big and and her cigarette smoke choking the grand babies

Damn. Seeing her mother there looking like those dried apple dolls (remember those??) made me feel bad for Grangela's mom.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, hookedontv said:

PSA for Natalie:

FYI, people who believe in god also lie, betray, and cheat. 

See also: Evangelicals 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

PSA for Natalie:

FYI, people who believe in god also lie, betray, and cheat. 

FYI - Aliens don't.

[Dance4Life]

Hi All! 👋

Ugh! Juliana gets on my nerves.  She goes from little girl voice to totally perking up and asking all the right questions in her big girl voice!

Here is the deal Chiquita!

You are marrying a man with money & children.  They have a right to protect their financial interest.

For you:

For every year you are marry 1 millions dollars....because, these are the best young years of your life you are giving to Michael.

  10 million dollar life insurance guarantee for you only.
 

You turn your marriage into community property (if not already) and you get 1/2 of everything.

You write in there what is for you and the kids shall he die. 
 

Good luck! 

Edited December 16, 2019 by Dance4Life

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The problem with that is that what you find attractive in the early years ends up pissing you off after a while. 

My hubs loves to repeat stories I have heard 50 x but he’s still cute so I feign interest 

[Auntie Anxiety]

To me it looks like Grangie’s Mother is riddled with skin cancer. I’d suggest you look at her face through your fingers. Not a pretty picture but would be a great PSA for sun blocker.

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m sorry, but David is a weird looking baby.

Yes, another one that has ears stuck to his head and a big old bald spot from  sleeping on his back. I hope he doesn’t also  get a flat spot on the back of his head. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Amy Irving got around $100 million from Spielberg. After he became rich.

Spielberg wrote their prenup on a napkin.  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Damn. Seeing her mother there looking like those dried apple dolls (remember those??) made me feel bad for Grangela's mom.

Grangies mum scares me, a little bit 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The problem with that is that what you find attractive in the early years ends up pissing you off after a while. 

Michael's ex wife seems like an intelligent strong woman so maybe he wants somebody who is totally dependent on him to feel manly? It should be interesting once Julianna gets settled, what happens when she finds friends her age and hangs out with them or gets busy in a career or something of her own?

[blubld43]

I hope we're going to see Robert and Anny this week, maybe even PSG.

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

My hubs loves to repeat stories I have heard 50 x but he’s still cute so I feign interest 

It’s a guy thing! 😊

[HappyDancex2]

the snark broke my SQL server LOL

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Seeing her mother there looking like those dried apple dolls (remember those??)

Those apple dolls are freaky! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

Hi All! 👋

Ugh! Juliana gets on my nerves.  She goes from little girl voice to totally perking up and asking all the right questions in her big girl voice!

Here is the deal Chiquita!

You are marrying a man with money children.  They have a right to protect their financial interest.

For you:

For every year you are marry 1 millions dollars....because, these are the best young years of your life you are giving to Michael.

  10 million dollar life insurance guarantee for only you.  
 

You turn your marriage into community property (if not already) and you get 1/2 of everything.

You write in there what is for you and the kids shall he die. 
 

Good luck! 

Juliana is fully aware of what a prenup is.  She spent a lot of time yatching with wealthy men.  

[HappyDancex2]

Um.....OMG....wow

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

I hope we're going to see Robert and Anny this week, maybe even PSG.

Be careful what you wish for.