90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Why is she going to Costa Rica for a month?

To become a witch doctor, seriously 

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

I know I hardly ever comment, but I LOVE all of you!

You love me? Let’s get married and live in a trashy she-shed! We can communicate with a translator app!

[firefly]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hello everyone, I am ready for some snark. I wont be here next week as I will be on a cruise. I hope this is not a terrible blow that I have dealt you all.

Will you be spending a day in the Dominican Republic?

[poeticlicensed]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hello everyone, I am ready for some snark. I wont be here next week as I will be on a cruise. I hope this is not a terrible blow that I have dealt you all.

Going on a cruise also, but not til Christmas week, so I'll be here next week. 

[Eldemarge]

I really wish she would explain exactly WHAT she "loves" about Mursel.  Besides the shared hobby, I mean.

[charmed1]

Aww. If I see little Leo in a tuxedo, I’m gonna melt.

[Armchair Critic]

Everyone is onto my tricks now, we were at the store and I said I needed to get home and my daughter said "you want to watch 90 Day Fiance".  😎😂

[Pepper Mostly]

Anna keeps expecting people and Mursel to "talk". Even though they have no Turkish and Mursel's English might charitably be called "emerging". Is she just stupid? 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

I know I hardly ever comment, but I LOVE all of you!

Liar! You never loved me!

[RichiesOlderBro]

I’m live!

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Hi!  I am here while I eat my fiesta chicken and the tv is in another room so I am depending on your fantastic snarking to keep me abreast of the shenanigans.

When I turned the tv to TLC they were showing Tania mentioning the thing about being a witch doctor so, of course,  I keep hearing Alvin and the Chipmunks singing it in my head again.    Help!

Every time! I am singing it in my head just typing this!  Oh Ah Walla Bing Bang!

[Frozendiva]

It's dress the happy groom time!

[blubld43]

Could the tux shop lady's voice BE any perkier?!

Edited December 9, 2019 by blubld43

[Auntie Anxiety]

Anna, those three sons of yours are your first priority. You can always meet another victim husband-to-be, maybe one who has something in common with the boys? Maybe?

[Archer27]

WTF with the wedding dress worker's voice?

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Going anywhere fancy?

Well its not Albania, just the carribean

[Drogo]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I really wish she would explain exactly WHAT she "loves" about Mursel.  Besides the shared hobby, I mean.

He knows she exists. 

[Frozendiva]

The kid's trousers do not fit well.

[Angry Moldovan]

Metamucil is such a strange man, even accounting for the difference in languages. Her sons are awful but funny

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Going anywhere fancy?

Well, its not Albania, just the carribean

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, firefly said:

Will you be spending a day in the Dominican Republic?

Maybe they'll come back with their own 90 Day Fiance!

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is she just stupid? 

Yes. 
And I find this infuriating. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Didn’t Anna spend a month in Turkey visiting Mursel?  Did she forget to mention she had 3 sons?

[greekmom]

Gee Anna... maybe you should have had Mursel and the boys get to know eachother better before you married him.

[charmed1]

They all look like bus boys at a dinner theater.

[poeticlicensed]

Anna's kids are so cute. Mursel is a killjoy. 

[Floatingbison]

I think Mursel is a few honeycombs short of a hive.

[sainte-chapelle]

This is so awkward

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Well its not Albania, just the carribean

I was hoping you’d say Gran Canaria...

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY did Anna not handle this BEFORE she hauled Mursel's lumpish ass over here on a FIANCE VISA??

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Anna's kids are so cute. Mursel is a killjoy. 

Except for Joey. I think he's being a bit of a  brat.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Anna keeps expecting people and Mursel to "talk". Even though they have no Turkish and Mursel's English might charitably be called "emerging". Is she just stupid? 

Oh she’s the definition of stupid

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love Anna’s sons. They deserve a better mother, one who actually cares about their happiness.

[Gobi]

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

[Azubah]

Hey Mursel! You're supposed to be the adult! Jesus.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, hookedontv said:

I was hoping you’d say Gran Canaria...

Guess Jenny can kiss her dreams of romance goodbye. 

[Armchair Critic]

HAHAAAA  Mursel set himself up saying if the son didn't want him he could go.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

He knows she exists. 

That is pretty much the reason most of these couples are together...I do not see the mature love, do anything for, have their back, honest communication type of love, I see using eachother, financial gain, ticket to the US, that is all.

[sainte-chapelle]

What have you done to help Mursel? You hide in your room all day.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

"Please fondly my buttocks"

[Eldemarge]

The kids see what we see (two people who barely know each other and can't communicate), plus more.  Of course they think the wedding is a stupid idea.  Poor kids!

[sagittarius sue]

4 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Every time! I am singing it in my head just typing this!  Oh Ah Walla Bing Bang!

I was 5 years old when that song came out, and I can still remember hearing it on my parents' hi-fi.

[Frozendiva]

My current pop-up is Stuart Weitzman shoes sale!

[blubld43]

OMG! Here she is! 

[greekmom]

Ohhh for fucks sakes - Grangela

[peaceknit]

GET RID OF ANGELA, TLC!!!!

[charmed1]

Noooo! Fuck no! Why is this bitch, Grangela back?

[JennyMominFL]

Oh God no. And I hate it when people says whatever “years young”. Makes you sound old

[RichiesOlderBro]

Grannngelaaaaaa!!

[Floatingbison]

Christ, it's Angela..... they didn't even give us any fucking warning..