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[Andi27]

I can't afford to buy my fiancee anything she actually wants, so I'll buy her something I want to see on her. (Even though I don't know her size.)

This guy doesn't have any friends, so lingerie store lady is going to tell him he's an idiot.

Edited November 4, 2019 by Andi27

[For Cereals]

Hmmm...Plathville.  Anyone see Modsommer?  I get that vibe from them...great linens and embroidery though.

[Frozendiva]

Give a gift card to buy her own lingerie.

[Floatingbison]

Gobi beat me by milliseconds!  

[blubld43]

I can't stand this guy.

[PityFree]

Lingerie Mannequin puppet show!!!

[greekmom]

This guy is an idiot. Instead of getting her something useful and something she wants he gets her lingerie. 

She won't stay long.

[Julyolo]

Is this guy a chauvinist or what? His main object for the lingerie is something he will be turned on by. So actually, it's a gift for him.

[Bryce Lynch]

Nothing tells your Shorty she is appreciated, like buying her lingerie that turns you on.

[Leilani]

The lady at the lingerie shop looks like the owner of the preschool on Outdaughtered.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Andi27 said:

I can't afford to buy my fiancee anything she actually wants, so I'll buy her something I want to see on her. (Even though I don't know her size.)

Who cares if it itches?

[Auntie Anxiety]

He left out the part about needing a nanny for his son.

[Cammi]

This saleslady’s foundation makes her look jaundice on camera 

[poeticlicensed]

Buy the damn iphone. Better chance of getting laid.

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, Bryce Lynch said:

Her orthodontist was British.

Or perhaps Syrian....

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

I can't stand this guy.

He’s a dopey mofo

[VioletNevermind]

😡

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Give a gift card to buy her own lingerie.

Or, take her to the shop when she gets there and shop together. 

I am enjoying the lady at the shop, though. "Sounds like you have an incredible bond". You can practically hear the eye roll. 

[Frozendiva]

Might be chicken feet in this guy's future.

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, Bryce Lynch said:

Nothing tells your Shorty she is appreciated, like buying her lingerie that turns you on.

In a size M-L!

[Floatingbison]

Angry emojis.  

Oh, and it's money related!  How did I ever guess.

[Neurochick]

Is this Dominican chick another Maria?

[charmed1]

Another balding guy who thinks growing a ponytail will make it better.

[Bryce Lynch]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

No...that is a gift for you, not her...jackass.

It reminds me of "The Office" when Roy didn't get Pam anything for Valentine's Day, but said her gift was going to be the best sex she ever had 

[sainte-chapelle]

Douche canoe in his Porsche 

[Mr. Miner]

I wouldn’t let this dumbass drive me anywhere. 

[Armchair Critic]

He's just seeing a potential red flag now and that she may be after money?! 🙄

[PityFree]

Stop putting your spoiled children on TV!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

This rich jerk needs a makeover stat. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy crossover.

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh here we go with this swarmy git and his prositute

Edited November 4, 2019 by Angry Moldovan

[Andi27]

The most shocking thing I've heard on this show so far tonight is that there are apartments for rent in Greenwich, CT.

[PityFree]

That poor child has no room to sit in the backseat! she will be killed if you are in an accident!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Douche canoe in his Porsche 

I bet it’s a lease like Jorge

[Armchair Critic]

That little girl has a big vocabulary, these kids are on to their dad's cradle robbing

[charmed1]

These kids are hilarious.

[Frozendiva]

Mom may not like dad's much younger model wife.

[Gobi]

She's not a stepmom, she's like one of the kids. OK, then.

[Floatingbison]

When you have kids, it's time to get rid of the sports car, dude.     

[poeticlicensed]

Oh my LOL, did the douchelord say they live in Greenwich CT? Juliana will not fit in there.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Lingerie Mannequin puppet show!!!

I call this for my band name. 

2 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Is this Dominican chick another Maria?

Ha, she wishes. She's just a standard issue money grubber. 

[Cammi]

That’s the house from “We Need To Talk About Kevin” movie 

[greekmom]

I hope we meet the ex- wife.

LOL. The son. "She's not like the step-mom. She's more like us."

[Bryce Lynch]

It looks like Juliana's genital warts show through her bikini bottoms.

[VioletNevermind]

“It’s an unusual circumstance.”  Goodness, that kid sounds more intelligent than 80% of the adults on this show. 

Edited November 4, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[sainte-chapelle]

You think he could afford to put his son in a clean shirt for his TV debut 

[Andi27]

Michael's son is SAVAGE. If he weren't on the verge of being emotionally scarred for life, I'd want to see more.

[SunnyBeBe]

I love this kid..he says she's not really a stepmom, but more like a sibling....lol.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Family man = having a car that the FAMILY can fit into.

[Julyolo]

This dude from Greenwich looks more Botoxed then Darcy and Stacy. And that house ain't much for Greenwich. 

[Armchair Critic]

The ex wife is trying to be diplomatic, my hat's off to her

Edited November 4, 2019 by Armchair Critic