90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Frozendiva]

Ben, you are also marrying Akini's family.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Everything Bikini has told him has been wrong...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Benjamin, do you want to take Door #3 or do you want to stick with what you have?

[Angry Moldovan]

The Zuchinni family shake down of blah blah Benji

[Persnickety1]

5 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Why does Rebecca want Zied??? He is not even an adult, really. He’s never lived on his own, doesn’t really have a job (apparently) and hasn’t driven very much.

I think perhaps the answer is in the question.

She wants someone she can control.  

[OrchidThief]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I bet it’s gold plated earrings 

Silver plate, you silly goose.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ben is literally quaking with terror. He's about to pass out. 

[DragonFlyzz]

She isn’t that much of a prize Pops.  Benjamin for the love of heaven go home.

[Floatingbison]

This is like watching used car negotiations.   Here comes Fidel, "chipping in" out of left field to raise the ante.

[Toodleoo]

“I bring you thanks. And a Costco case of Fritos.”

[sainte-chapelle]

What is with the brown paper?

[blubld43]

He's negotiating in bulls??

[RichiesOlderBro]

So he gives them paper towels from the gas station.  

[LookABird]

I think I agree with Ben.  I am beginning to think Akinyi has no value either.  🙂

[PityFree]

Fidel is laughing at Ben! Hahahahaha!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That little box contains earrings. Or a necklace. Or a lock of his hair. But it sure as hell does not have a ring.  

Please let it be hair

[usernameG]

Oh Rebecca, not only do you need to wet wipe your face but you need to get some confidence and increase your standards.

[Toodleoo]

OHHHHHH that brother did Ben wrong with that snort. C’mon Ben, get some dignity and GTFO

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Benjamin, do you want to take Door #3 or do you want to stick with what you have?

 "I'll take Akinyi for $600.00, please."

[Drogo]

8 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

So if you just badger a man, get drunk, and cry a lot, he'll decide he loves you?  Dang, I have been going about this all wrong.

Also effective: asking if he loves you while holding a gun to his head.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

This is like watching used car negotiations.   Here comes Fidel, "chipping in" out of left field to raise the ante.

Hahaha, if someone says he's just going to step out and speak with his manager I'm going to die laughing for real.

[kacesq]

Does Akinyi work?

[Floatingbison]

Akini is an educated lady.

I have to agree on one point:  Akini's English is excellent.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

This is like watching used car negotiations.   Here comes Fidel, "chipping in" out of left field to raise the ante.

It’s so cringey, I can’t watch 

[DragonFlyzz]

Don’t accept it and keep your precious Akinyi.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Please let it be hair

A lock of Jesse’s hair.

[PityFree]

He’s going to put Akini on lay-a-way.

[Eldemarge]

Ben reminds me of a blobfish.  

[poeticlicensed]

Someone familiar with Kenyan customs please enlighten. Is this bride price thing for real? I figured it was ceremonial. It seems bizarre that in this day and age, you actually have to pay the parents to marry their daughter. I mean, if Bikini comes to the US and gets a jobm potentially she may make more money than Benjamin. Why is it her husband's responsibility to pay her parents? 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Walk away Benji, play hard ball!

[sainte-chapelle]

Ben you wasted enough time and money go home to your son and take care of him.

[kacesq]

Ben is putting Akinyi on layaway!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

A lock of Jesse’s hair.

Or Pole’s mother’s hair.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, kacesq said:

Does Akinyi work?

Oh, she definitely works it.

[Toodleoo]

“In the coming months I hope to continue letting you extort the bloomin onion out of me”

[Floatingbison]

The old "I promise to pay  down the line".  That's what David Poor did too, as I recall.

Edited October 21, 2019 by Floatingbison

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

So he gives them paper towels from the gas station.

Reminds me of the Coneheads movie when Mr. Conehead has to give the contents of his glove compartment to the head honcho because that's all he's got.

[Gobi]

Was there any doubt?

[Pepper Mostly]

So Papa Akinyi is going to bleed Ben for the rest of his life. 

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Benjamin is getting a bride on flex pay? Easy pay? Five monthly payments on the 15th. Just swipe your card at the door. 

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Does Akinyi work?

Yes. Town ho. 

[Frozendiva]

I'd feel really wanted if I was on easy pay.

[usernameG]

I need a piece of that cake.

[DragonFlyzz]

Yeah Pops.  Go on take the money and run.

[SunnyBeBe]

The cakes!!!! That's the secret.

[OoogleEyes]

That sounds like a lifetime shake down to me

[RichiesOlderBro]

The black and white cake is straight from Seinfeld.  

[peaceknit]

That brown and white cake is so cringey!

[Toodleoo]

Holy shit she just came right out and said it. Extortion for life.

[kacesq]

Squee! I can’t wait for the Avery gets smacked in the face by reality scene!