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[Mierin]

Muslim mom, He can live in Canada.

[Gigglepuff]

OMG, Avery's mom. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I don't think Avery needs to cover her head in bed. J/S.

i think she's doing it because she's on tv.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, greekmom said:

Damn.. i was hoping for a sex talk with Avery...

I think she could tell her mum a few things. If Aladdin is anything to go by she is going to be dealt a huge blow on her weddding night!

[kacesq]

This whole little tantrum shows how mature Avery is...this is one teen rebellion that's gone way too far 

[iwasish]

11 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Not trying to be rude but did something traumatic happen to Avery? She sure packed on the pounds and chose a religion where she covers her body......

I’ve always suspected that. 

[Frozendiva]

Mom, Avery is mule-headed and she will do what she want - now it is out of spite.

[Bryce Lynch]

Mother Avery, "He DID get somebody."

Savage!

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

The ring is real.  It's just the diamonds and gold that are fake.

 He is on a resort I am sure he can meet a nice fling there.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I don't think Avery needs to cover her head in bed. J/S.

There's a film crew in there with her. not all women, I bet. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Horrified said:

You know, I've been thinking about those chocolate panties for weeks because I'm the type to think about chocolate a lot.  I know I'm not breaking any big news here, but those panties are made of crap easter bunny chocolate.  the kind of chocolate even I wouldn't eat.

I am not entertained by the Caesar storyline, so I've focussed on those panties.  And I'm pissed off that they are not even a chocolate worth fantasizing about.

You’re killing me.

[Julyolo]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Definitely, he’s a very insecure little man who shops for chics in South America 

And I'm getting curious to see if they all have young daughters. Or maybe I'm watching too much Law & Order SVU.

[kacesq]

USAA has abandoned Sgt. Baker...

[PityFree]

Ugh.  Avery‘s mom just let her learn her lesson the hard way.  She’s hell-bent on it so let her.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

That hat barely fits Tim’s giant head. 

I kind of felt bad for him being awkward but after seeing his social media he is a douche, all his self confidence is unwarranted.

[charmed1]

Oh Avery. You sure told her. Now go run and take a ride in your pick up truck and dance the night away with Kevin Bacon until your mom allows dancing in your town, damn it!

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, Julyolo said:

Also remains unmarried and tells you how to have a good relationships, and childless as she tells you how to raise your kids. 

When she announced that her dog died to teach her a lesson, I stopped being a fan. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

24 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

Her recent beef about the boat is that Michael told Angela it would be his first time on the particular boat on which they were about to sail.  Ang called a big BS on that because she had photographic evidence that Mikey actually had been on the boat before.  And horror of horrors, there were females present.

There's only one boat in Lagos??

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

OMG, Avery's mom. 

I understand her fear ie Syria being a war zone. Although all the hot and cold is just pushing Avery into an ISIS camp.

[blubld43]

4 minutes ago, Christina said:

I'm watching football and not this, but clicked over on a commercial and got a bit confused. I don't know if I missed and episode or just slept through Tim and Jeniffer, but is the ex the woman in Tenn who came from Colombia or the more current woman from Honduras? Who the hell are they bitching about. The Colombian lives in Tennessee and hasn't be in his life for a long time; the Honduran was like at the same time as Jeniffer, I think.

What Honduran??

[Mrs. Hanson]

Oh Mom of Avery - leave her phoneless ass there.  Show up for the wedding go back to Ohio.  She'll crawl back soon enough.  When Mom of Avery said "I am not sure Omar is good enough for Avery" I wanted to say "I don't think Avery is good enough for Omar!!!'

[Pepper Mostly]

It has never occurred to Mama Avery to bring up any of these concerns before? Take a seat Mama Avery.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

USAA has abandoned Sgt. Baker...

And no more Princess toast, either!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Mom, Avery is mule-headed and she will do what she want - now it is out of spite.

Sadly as a mother of a teen girl I can relate too well, that's why I feel bad for Avery's mother even though she seems to not be handling this the best

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, Horrified said:

You know, I've been thinking about those chocolate panties for weeks because I'm the type to think about chocolate a lot.  I know I'm not breaking any big news here, but those panties are made of crap easter bunny chocolate.  the kind of chocolate even I wouldn't eat.

I am not entertained by the Caesar storyline, so I've focussed on those panties.  And I'm pissed off that they are not even a chocolate worth fantasizing about.

I know, like those”chocolate flavor” melting candies. But with the blow Caesar has been dealt, I’m sure they’ll be satisfactory. 

[Frozendiva]

Avery, you really don't know Omar. Things can change very rapidly after the wedding and wedding night.

[Twopper]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Sadly as a mother of a teen girl I can relate too well, that's why I feel bad for Avery's mother even though she seems to not be handling this the best

I still think it is horrid that such a young girl is on this show. 

Drat, I forgot that this started at 8 so I have missed the first hour.    Oh, well.....

[charmed1]

This is like that episode of Facts of Life when Tootie was obsessed with Jermaine Jackson and Mrs. Garrett had to shake the shit out of her to calm down.

[JennyMominFL]

Every time she says serious, my siri asks me what I need

[kacesq]

We question your love because you met on the internet and decided to get married within 2 days of meeting, little girl.

[Julyolo]

I hope one of these fiancee's gets to wear a  toilet paper wedding dress. To honor their sh***ty relationships.

[Mrs. Hanson]

That snotty look on Avery's face told it all.   Mom of Avery, whether you like it or not, Omar and Avery are over 18 and can live, for the most part, where they want.  "I may not let that happen" - meaning force Avery to stay in the US - you may not have a choice.

[blubld43]

Is Averys mom wearing a Santa shirt?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait till Mother Avery hears they are going to go to Syria. Oy vey iz mir.

[poeticlicensed]

As much as I like Omar and don't like Avery and Valerie Bertinelli, I do find it suspicous that Omar was on American Muslim dating sites if he wasn't looking for someone to get him the eff out of Syria.

[Pepper Mostly]

Avery's mother is just as much a moody teenager as Avery is. She sits there with her bottom lip stuck out and blowing her hair off her forehead like a fifteen year old. 

[Gobi]

What are the odds that the marriage will actually take place?

[Gigglepuff]

At least Avery said "regardless", I'll give her that. If it were Ang and most of the others, you know what they would have said!

Edited September 16, 2019 by Gigglepuff

[kacesq]

I really would like to know why Stacey's been engaged for 3 years.

[Bryce Lynch]

Somehow, there has to be a way to do a "90 Day Fiance"/"Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Challenge" crossover.

[deedee2]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

This is like that episode of Facts of Life when Tootie was obsessed with Jermaine Jackson and Mrs. Garrett had to shake the shit out of her to calm down.

OMG, that episode was on tv last week during a Facts of Life marathon.

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, Julyolo said:

I hope one of these fiancee's gets to wear a  toilet paper wedding dress. To honor their sh***ty relationships.

I see Darcey's next foray into reality TV

[VioletNevermind]

No, Mom.  Your job is to take a big step backward at this point and allow this legally grown woman to start learning from the consequences her impetuous decisions.  Easier said than done, I know (and believe me, I know), but still. 

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

This is like that episode of Facts of Life when Tootie was obsessed with Jermaine Jackson and Mrs. Garrett had to shake the shit out of her to calm down.

Maybe Avery will understand things better if she puts on roller skates...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tom’s hair is particularly odd in his talking hairs heads.

[greekmom]

LOL. Florian is a BABE compared to shit old Tom!!!

[kacesq]

That right white shirt Darcey is wearing is doing her no favors...

[blubld43]

Stacy is even more Muppet-like!

[Mrs. Hanson]

Why is Avery wearing three layers of clothing?

[Floatingbison]

aaaand now there's two 'em!   Again.