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[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope you’re right because I would laugh my ass off. The thought of it amuses me.

He is taking the piss!

[Floatingbison]

Caesar just got hit by reality.  

[Julyolo]

Chocolate panty meltdown!

[kacesq]

I'm a bad mom. My 11 year old son just took a break from his homework to come in and watch Cesar be dealt a blow...

[Pepper Mostly]

Maria: I'm tired. Juggling half a dozen dum dums like you is hard work. I'm going to rest on the beach at Cannes. Bye-ee! 

Edited September 16, 2019 by Pepper Mostly

[Mierin]

Maria <subtext>:  Look, this was supposed to be a simple cash grab.  It wasn't supposed to be this complicated or frustrating.

[DragonFlyzz]

Poor fool.  She never loved you.

[VioletNevermind]

Damn, this woman is cold as ice!  Caesar is so ridiculously pathetic that I’m actually starting to sympathize with her at this point.  

[Frozendiva]

Nothing ever started, so it was over for a long time.

[Horrified]

Geez,even the Ukrainian catfish call centre people are sick of Caesar's sad-sack shit.

[Angry Moldovan]

Maria must have a new money man to love

[Armchair Critic]

"It's over"... please put us all out of our misery! And you know he's not done.

[Brooklynista]

Just now, kacesq said:

I'm a bad mom. My 11 year old son just took a break from his homework to come in and watch Cesar be dealt a blow...

Think of it as sharing an After school special. How not to be a dumb ass like Caesar.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maria sounded like a 300 pound guy sitting in his mother’s basement with a voice changer. His Russian accent was like Boris and Natasha.

[Julyolo]

Caesar, those Russian girls are told that when a credit card is declined for their plane ticket, it's time to end the relationship.

[VioletNevermind]

The phrase “bless your heart” was written especially for Caesar and no one else on earth.   Sheesh.  😕 

[iwasish]

Don’t jump!!

[greekmom]

Seriously all Ceaser has to do is pull a Ricky. I'm sure there's a nice Mexican gal there who wouldn't mind used chocolate panties and a fake ring. 

[poeticlicensed]

Maria figured out the well is dry, so it's time to move on.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dont jump!

[LennieBriscoe]

Actually, it's Caesar who's been cancelled. Go have dinner on us here, sweet,  scammed Caesar---steak cut on the bias,  Darcy wine, and chocolate panties. Muah!

[DragonFlyzz]

Break up with him.  How?  She was never with him except in his imagination.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

Poor fool.  She never loved you.

YOU NEVER LOVED ME! LIAR!

[Brooklynista]

Yes Caesar! Come with the tears. This'll look great on the acting reel.

[charmed1]

Is he really trying to squeeze out a tear, sitting there surrounded by chocolate underwear? What a shit stain. 

[LucyEth]

Tons of people tried to tell you that Caesar but you would not listen.  Don't feel sorry for you.  In fact I don't think she really exists.

[DragonFlyzz]

Ding ding ding.  Give the man a prize.  He finally figured out he was being played.

[Mierin]

Casear really needs to work on himself.

[greekmom]

Just now, Brooklynista said:

Yes Caesar! Come with the tears. This'll look great on the acting reel.

you beat me too it Brooklynista!

[Floatingbison]

I think even the scam artist got worn down by his constantly coming back for more abuse.  This was probably the first time she was honest with him.

[Tuneful]

Bluto, I mean, Caesar: What? Over? Did you say "over?" Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Edited September 16, 2019 by Tuneful

[Adeejay]

Caesar, look on the bright side.  Think of all the money you will be saving.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Actually, it's Caesar who's been cancelled. Go have dinner on us here, sweet,  scammed Caesar---steak cut on the bias,  Darcy wine, and chocolate panties. Muah!

Chase it all down with a long island iced tea

[Frozendiva]

Caesar, you can probably go to your police station and report the scam.

[BluBrd47]

<ducking> I feel bad for Caesar it took me awhile to grow up too. Hope you find a nice lady when you learn some better judgement.

[Gobi]

" It's over, your credit card was declined. "

[poeticlicensed]

Florie looks about 19.

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Tons of people tried to tell you that Caesar but you would not listen.  Don't feel sorry for you.  In fact I don't think she really exists.

She’s a g-d damned amalgam

Points to anyone who gets the movie reference

[Angry Moldovan]

Tiny Tim is wearing his cap backwards, backstreet boy circa 1997.

[Pepper Mostly]

We're supposed to feel sorry for Caesar, I guess? Staring moodily at the ocean from his balcony--in his too big shirt and his belly hanging over his waistband, as his domestic "champagne" gets warm and those cheapass chocolates melt? Yeah no. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caesar goes back into the room and starts wolfing down the chocolate panties to help him feel better about himself.

[Julyolo]

Caesar is worried that everyone will laugh at him at work? Doesn't he understand everybody watching this show is laughing at him right now?

Edited September 16, 2019 by Julyolo
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[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I think even the scam artist got worn down by his constantly coming back for more abuse.  This was probably the first time she was honest with him.

Maybe she just had burn out, imagine trying to keep up with all of these silly men.

[sainte-chapelle]

Not trying to be rude but did something traumatic happen to Avery? She sure packed on the pounds and chose a religion where she covers her body......

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

" It's over, your credit card was declined. "

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner

[OoogleEyes]

No one ever says yes to kale 

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Is he really trying to squeeze out a tear, sitting there surrounded by chocolate underwear? What a shit stain. 

That not a shit stain. It’s remnants of melted chocolate panties. Who needs a pint of Hagen Daas when you got a weeks worth of chocolate panties to sooth your heartache. 

[poeticlicensed]

Tom appears to be the smartest of the bunch. If he would get super snarky on Darcy's shit, my like for him would would increase exponentially.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We're supposed to feel sorry for Caesar, I guess? Staring moodily at the ocean from his balcony--in his too big shirt and his belly hanging over his waistband, as his domestic "champagne" gets warm and those cheapass chocolates melt? Yeah no. 

It’s meme waiting to happen

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Dont jump!

Wait, wait, let's not be hasty!