90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Gobi]

This cousin is lacking all social graces. All she wants is Coltee's money? She's doing a terrible job of getting any of it. If he does have money, it's because he never spends a dime.

[jumper sage]

1 minute ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Must have been a sale at Claire's.

I love Clairs!

[Drogo]

No more vagina for breakfast, Coltee. 

You were way too fucking quiet on that patio. 

[JennyMominFL]

34 minutes ago, Liamsmom617 said:

Coltie’s body is what Larissa takes advantage of?!

Can we just stop with this kind of talk? The chicken feet and rice a roni I ate for dinner are not sitting well in my stomach.

Edited December 10, 2018 by JennyMominFL

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Pretty sure that’s the only outfit John owns. Been wearing it every time we’ve seen him

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, CoachWristletJen said:

He's not very Friendly.

Did the graphic designer who created this logo ever hear of fonts that aren't Arial?

[chickenella]

omg, Coltee say something! Don't just sit there! Cousin is an asshat!

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

Whoa - Coltee's cousin or whatev calls his fiance a "bitch," and Coltee doesn't get up and knock his teeth down his throat? 

Larissa - you look like fun. Come on out here to Iowa and let me see if I can find you a nice Iowa or Nebraska boy with some farm land, a good car, an even better harvester, and tons of government farm subsidies each year. : ) 

Girlfriend, which flight should I take? I'm 56. Find me a widower with a ton of grandkids who likes good cooking.

[Psycho Suzy]

If Stephen makes Olga cry ONE MORE TIME, I'm flying to Russia and bringing Olga and Richie home with me.

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

When I have my Jaguar!!!

[Armchair Critic]

Colt's whole family is obsessed with money. And Debbie is in the background smiling while the cousin insults Larissa.

[Baltimore Betty]

16 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He wants to kidnap his weeks old infant son and take him to the US? Hol-eee shit. 

Seriously, what is wrong with Steven.  Is he really that much of a clueless idiot?  Take that baby away from Olga? Let's just say that Olga thought it was a good idea, Steven is not prepared, mentally, emotionally or financially to take care of a child.  He is living in a dream world where he is that babies savior and Olga's hero.  I don't think he would last the flights back to Maryland, travelling with an infant is soo much fun.  I guess he thinks the baby will just sleep the whole time, what an idiot.

[Brooklynista]

I need to know where Cole hides these riches and glam that this cousin speaks of. Is it in the trunk of the non air conditioned car?

[gonecrackers]

When is Coltee going to buy her a Jaguar? She's delusional.

[Suzywriter]

Colt has breasts and a double decker belly. 

[tincansailor981]

Bitch?  And Coltee just sits there?  Roll out, Larissa and leave that loser sitting there looking stupid

[CoachWristletJen]

I'm waiting for Colt to curl up in a corner and start rocking.

[HappyDancex2]

Screamy in front of the children.....eek

[Gigglepuff]

Notice how those two kids aren't phased by the yelling and screaming? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cousin’s behavior is doing wonders for potential customers.

[Drogo]

"I would love for Debbie to move in with us!"

(10 seconds later)

"Debbie's going to be out on the streets."

[Suzywriter]

Not one family member told the raging cousin to knock it off or go home. How horrible.

[endure]

We get it cousin, you're totally on Deb's side here and you are a jerk.  He seriously should MYOB!

 

Coltee should wear a bra with the purple poly shirt.

[CoachWristletJen]

Nice cross on the back of your vehicle, Douche.

Speaking of Douches... here's Eric!

Edited December 10, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[chickenella]

I feel sorry for flower child being married to him.  

[b2H]

I can’t handle someone who is irrational and always yelling...

Your f-ing cousin started it.  You sat silent and let her get verbally attacked.

Colt, you are a moron, and should not be allowed to raise cats, let alone get married.

[JennyMominFL]

I saw the Jesus cross on cousin’s van.. Not so good at the whole turn  the other cheek are you?

Edited December 10, 2018 by JennyMominFL

[Baltimore Betty]

Eric labels his drawers?

[greekmom]

I'm shocked Debbie didn't bitch on wasting all that money for the food to Larissa.

[charmed1]

STFU, you sweaty POS. You will not be allowed to drive Queen Larissa’s Jaguar. Colty is a weak doughy bum.

[sainte-chapelle]

Omg the window decal "Gods got this" yea you are doing Gods work there Mr. Friendly. Bible thumping hypocrite 

[rideashire]

The way the cousin's wife just stands there and lets him rage without trying to stop him makes me wonder how he treats her behind closed doors, if he's this much of a jerk to Larissa who only showed up in his life recently.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Eric is a glutton for punishment.

[gonecrackers]

I can't stand Leida on my screen anymore. 

[ezzy4]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Screamy in front of the children.....eek

Right? And swearing.  I know this is likely producer driven.  The cameras, the screaming, the swearing....sooooooo unhealthy.  How can a tv production encourage that? It's abusive 

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Notice how those two kids aren't phased by the yelling and screaming? 

I was going to say the same thing. 

[gonecrackers]

Eric's kids are okay for free babysitting though...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Leida looks convinced, right?

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Eric labels his drawers?

Uhh...

Top one is GUNS. 

[Suzywriter]

Is Leida really mocking Eric for taking care of his child? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Leida you stupid c$nt Alless is not his son, he needs to care for his children.

[Drogo]

I just want my wife to stop paying taxes. 

That's all. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Eric tells Leida that he will not become a deadbeat dad,  wasn't he a deadbeat dad and that is why his paychecks are garnished?

Leida is nuts.  She wants Eric to put her before her own child?

[b2H]

Where am I?

Hopefully, out on the street on the way to the airport, Leida. 

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Drogo said:

Uhh...

Top one is GUNS. 

Not convinced he’s actually a Marine, We dont say gun

[CoachWristletJen]

Eric, she is here for the Green Card.

Leida, he will never get you a home.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Uhh...

Top one is GUNS. 

Good thinking using the top shelf....that's out of reach all but the tallest children!

[Straycat80]

Every time Leida says I’m not here for the green card you can see her nose growing longer. 

Edited December 10, 2018 by Straycat80

[chickenella]

You have baggage too Ledia.  You have a child,  how would u like it if he asked you to leave alles behind?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

I need to know where Cole hides these riches and glam that this cousin speaks of. Is it in the trunk of the non air conditioned car?

I nearly fell out of bed. Colt and Debbie's very basic condo and un-air conditioned car are the glamorous life? Dream large, asshole cousin. 

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Not one family member told the raging cousin to knock it off or go home. How horrible.

I cannot believe his fairy pixie wife didn't elbow him and hiss "hush!" She is either under his thumb and scared of him, or she agrees. 

1 minute ago, b2H said:

I can’t handle someone who is irrational and always yelling...

Your f-ing cousin started it.  You sat silent and let her get verbally attacked.

Colt, you are a moron, and should not be allowed to raise cats, let alone get married.

Aaaaand, I nearly fell out of bed again. You invited your jackass cousin, who you know hates Larissa. What did you expect? And if you hate yelling, then shut that shit down the minute it starts. 

And if Larissa's ring is a diamond, I am the Queen of Romania.