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[Granny58]

Neither asuelo nor kalini works, so where does health insurance fit in here?

[tincansailor981]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

I feel like we haven't seen Sgt. Baker for awhile. 

Please dont talk him up, one slow talking dude (Assholo-AKA slut people) per night is enough

[Scarlett45]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I wish I could French braid my own hair...

I did a fishtail braid today because my god daughter requested it for her bday. The one thing I miss about being a little girl is having someone else braid my hair!

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

Weirdly, except for Larissa who just sighs and rolls her eyes.

Not for long!! 

[OoogleEyes]

Is a slut person a part of the BITCHSLUTASSWHORE family?

[For Cereals]

So how many other Asuelo babies could there be out there if only slut people use condoms.

[charmed1]

5 minutes ago, tincansailor981 said:

Nick has had that condom a very, very, long time

My thoughts exactly. I swear I didn’t know it was a condom. When he said it was from his “stash,” I thought it was weed. Or a peppermint patty that he’d had in his wallet for a really long time. 

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

1 minute ago, tincansailor981 said:

Methinks frat boy Jon's people are a bit bigoted

He’s Hispanic/Latino as well... not sure what nationality his heritage is... but if they’re not Mexican (and I have a feeling they’re not)... that could be a problem

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Is a slut person a part of the BITCHSLUTASSWHORE family?

Dying!

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I feel like we haven't seen Sgt. Baker for awhile. 

The Jergens mom is back.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Why don't they just move to Samwa?   His family will help raise the baby.  There is a lot less pressure for all of the "stuff" that she feels she needs but really can't afford.  They can pop out 4 babies and chill out in paradise.

She would have to pull the stick out of her @ss first and I don't see that happening

[LilaFowler]

I'm just amazed at K-beast barebacking it with the random pool guy on vacation. She's too damn old for that. At least Olga is a young, dumb teenager. Seriously, how many kids does Asuelu really have and has he ever been tested for STDs?

[JAndy]

2 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Kalani is looking at this wrong.  She has no job and is basically a grifter.  Or the family leach.

Why don't they just move to Samwa?   His family will help raise the baby.  There is a lot less pressure for all of the "stuff" that she feels she needs but really can't afford.  They can pop out 4 babies and chill out in paradise.

She seems close with her family. As much as a leech she also seems, I wouldn’t leave my family to raise a baby in a totally different country. As dysfunctional as her family is, they love her and Oliver. I don’t blame her for not going 

[Armchair Critic]

Oh shut up about your sexual energy at the gym grease boy

[HappyDancex2]

Kalani acts like she is so entitled to the life that her parents worked for but she has no clue on how to get and maintain herself.   I'd always tell my kid that if they acted up like they deserved something nice or thought we could afford it, it wasn't their money!   Mommy and Daddy are rich.  YOU are poor.

[Frozendiva]

Fernanda, maybe a slightly less short gym outfit?

[Scarlett45]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

I'm just amazed at K-beast barebacking it with the random pool guy on vacation. She's too damn old for that. At least Olga is a young, dumb teenager. Seriously, how many kids does Asuelu really have and has he ever been tested for STDs?

You dont bare back your vacation dick!

Exactly to the rest of your post. 

[Emkat]

The sex noises at the gym!!!!

[greekmom]

Fernanda must be making those sex noises while working out on purpose.

[kacesq]

Gag at this totally natural, completely authentic "workout" scene with Fernanda...ooh...squeee....groan....grunt....

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god, I'm dying to get a load of Jon's mother. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Aaand...the latest model of the PTV Official Handbag has the Original "I Did the BJ" on the back,  with the newest "90-Day Fiance" expression embroidered in lurid purple on the front:

"Slut People."

[DNR]

5 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

Neither asuelo nor kalini works, so where does health insurance fit in here?

NY has a children’s health insurance for poor / uninsured , not sure what Utah / California have 

Maybe kalani can get ACA , asuelu May be shit outta luck 

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[Auntie Anxiety]

Jonathan’s Mother sounds smart.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Fernanda, maybe a slightly less short gym outfit?

I don't buy that "I know people look at me at the gym but I don't pay attention", she seems like the type who enjoys the attention/

[Frozendiva]

Yes, Jon's family may have issues with him and his young bride.

[Quilty]

Shades of Family Chantel.

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Fernanda was struggling. Jon is forcing these workout sessions. I’ve been working out daily for almost 20yr, and never once have those noises been necessary.

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Fernanda must be making those sex noises while working out on purpose.

She loves the attention. 

She doesn’t notice the peoples at the gym looking at her. But she knows people at the gym are looking at her. 

Major attention whore.

Edited November 19, 2018 by iwasish

[HappyDancex2]

Fernanda is just acting her age.  She's enjoying the power of her sexuality over men. 

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Fernanda must be making those sex noises while working out on purpose.

I thought it sounded more like labor pain noises.

[charmed1]

I hope Jonathan’s mother isn’t like Kyle’s mom and the producers force a horrible exploitative “reunion”with her.

[LilaFowler]

Fernanda is trying to be the new Pao. Every outfit she wears, every pound of makeup she applies, and every fit that she throws is for maximum attention. So now we will meet Jon's family who doesn't like the "hot Latina." Yawn. I was fucking sick of Rooos and Pao and I don't want to watch the bastard version.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Coltie (aka Pillsbury Dough Boy) looks handsome? Low standards.

[Frozendiva]

Larissa, you will be marrying Coltee and his motheree.

[Baltimore Betty]

Coltee and Larissa do not understand the concept of seatbelts.  

Are seatbelts only for slut people?

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Coltie (aka Pillsbury Dough Boy) looks handsome?

She is working hard for that green card

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt is living for Larissa's terror. What a dink. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I miss Colt’s dress up cats.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Coltie (aka Pillsbury Dough Boy) looks handsome? Low standards.

Green card.  Sexy car.

[Baltimore Betty]

I wonder if Coltee will try to get Larissa on one of those terrifying rides at the top of the Stratosphere?

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I hope Jonathan’s mother isn’t like Kyle’s mom and the producers force a horrible exploitative “reunion”with her.

You would deny us that pleasure? 

[Armchair Critic]

Colt seems like the type to enjoy the power he feels of putting Larissa in an uncomfortable position with her fear of heights. What an asshole move.

[LouLFC]

Colty is... not good at this.

[Scarlett45]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Colt is living for Larissa's terror. What a dink. 

She said she was afraid. Wtf is wrong with him. 

[tincansailor981]

She virtually shits her pants bcause she's afraid of heights and this dolt still tells her to check out the view. 

[Armchair Critic]

Is he going to propose there? Read the room she doesn't like heights.

[Floatingbison]

Did I hear Coltie order an Old Fashioned?    

[sainte-chapelle]

I am behind and just got to the par where Asuelo imitates Kalini yelling and being a beast LMAO ? I rewatched it three times.

[HappyDancex2]

Coltee "Here's a......Restraining Order."