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[greekmom]

its on!

[PityFree]

 Ugh. Poor Fernanda is going to learn just how unwelcoming some  Americans are to Hispanics.

[Armchair Critic]

A Russian woman who leaves and ends up pregnant? Sounds like another relationship made in heaven...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Captions on. I’m ready.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly Glad you can be a part of the insanity.

Never miss it, @Auntie Anxiety! Glad to see you too!

[Frozendiva]

Can Leida not buy an investment property?

[ChiCricket]

Half a beard? Oh one side is darker.

Edited October 29, 2018 by ChiCricket

[configdotsys]

:: waves to all:: 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Larissa is going to be very surprised and not in a good way.

Too close? Ya think?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PityFree said:

 Ugh. Poor Fernanda is going to learn just how unwelcoming some  Americans are to Hispanics.

Oh my god. Its going to be ugly. Nothing like a bunch of douche bros picking on a 19 year old girl. 

[PityFree]

Does Colt drive? Does he know how?

[greekmom]

"A man's best friend is his mother"

LMAO.

First stupid line of the night

[Neurochick]

What?  A man’s first best friend should be his mother?

[CoachWristletJen]

Larissa will LOVE Vegas... she can get a job there.

[configdotsys]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god. Its going to be ugly. Nothing like a bunch of douche bros picking on a 19 year old girl. 

While the King DoucheBro sits there and says nothing.

[Mercolleen]

Ohhhhhh is Colt's mom really his chauffeur?

[OoogleEyes]

Howdy!

[Frozendiva]

A man's best friend is his mother? Cue Psycho.

Larisa can't get in to any bars, casinos, or clubs. She will be underage.

[iwasish]

Leida reminds me of Kimora Lee Simmons with the faces she makes.

[Scarlett45]

Hey everyone!!!

I agree Colt has had some type of weight loss surgery (looking at his body more closely). Sometimes (not often or all the time, but sometimes) if someone is very heavy in their youth, and they are insecure about their weight etc they have not had the “typical” dating experiences of teen/early 20 years and may seem “behind” to same age peers in that area, despite maybe having a high IQ or a productive career- Colt likely has some social issues, PLUS his Dad dying and his Mom wanting to keep him close. I don’t think he’s a “bad” guy by any means. 

[Armchair Critic]

Mama meeting Larissa should be interesting

[Pepper Mostly]

Doesn't Momma want some time to herself? I love my son but holy moly. 

[ALittleShelfish]

oh god ALL OF THE FLOWERS IN COLT'S MOMMA'S HOUSE'S ATTIC

[Scarlett45]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Doesn't Momma want some time to herself? I love my son but holy moly. 

Yeah. Doesn’t she have some friends or something? Are Colt and Larrissa going to get their own place?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Momma CatBoy is going to be supplanted. She needs a hobby other than dressing up the cats.

[BradandJanet]

Colt Explains It All.

[LilaFowler]

Colt and Larissa are the new Pole and Karine.

We have a new Melanie and DeVar, too. And Simon and Fernanda are the new Roos and Pow.

[CoachWristletJen]

She's the first woman he's ever been with. Period.

[Mercolleen]

Where's she gonna sit? OMG

[Rabbittron]

 sit next to him how creepy is that. What do I get the feeling of incest that statement

[Pepper Mostly]

So do Colt and his mom spend a few hours hitting the slot machine after dinner? 

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Leida reminds me of Kimora Lee Simmons with the faces she makes.

Minus the sausage neck rolls I hope

[CoachWristletJen]

When his mom said, "You never know who I might have over."

My husband said, "Please don't say that."

[ChiCricket]

Where's she gonna sit? 

[PityFree]

They are going to put you in a home, Momma Colt!

[Pepper Mostly]

Momma's eyebrows are EPIC.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next up, complete Tool Man.

[lucy711]

I have to admit that if I lived in Vegas, it would be cool to have a slot machine in my house.  But it would be for show, not use.

[Mercolleen]

"Shut your door." - Mother Colt

[Neurochick]

Why is there a slot machine in their dining room?  Casa de Colt’s

[Armchair Critic]

No boobies for you! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jonathan is gaining so much more. Like boobies. 

Whenever someone says "boobs" take a shot. 

[PityFree]

Jon still hasn’t seen the boobs???

[Stardancer Supreme]

There are no boundaries between Colt and his mama.

[LilaFowler]

Fernanda is 19. I just can't get over it. This child needs to go home to her mother.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fernanda seems pretty bright.

[CoachWristletJen]

She's already calling it "my new house." Uh, pretty sure his name is on the deed.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Neurochick said:

Why is there a slot machine in their dining room?  Casa de Colt’s

Its a micro bar. Wait till Larissa finds out!

[bref]

I love that Mama Colt came back with "close your door and I'll close mine." I wish she was really as devil may care about Colt's GF moving in as that statement implied.

[Floatingbison]

I really am creeped out by Colt.  Even more than last week.  Even the way he eats bugs the living crap out of me.