90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[PityFree]

OMG. The hair collector. Pol is so gross.

[ALittleShelfish]

The recaps, oy.  Here's our 20 min tell-nothing with 4 hours of recaps and "coming ups".  At least I know I have time to go to the bathroom and make a sandwich (okay not make the sandwich IN the bathroom) if I wanted to...

GOOD GOD POL, ENOUGH WITH THE HAIR COMMENTS.  I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW YOU STILL HAD THAT. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Paul has mom and Karine's hair in his backpack. I have a trauma. 

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Ewwwww!

[kacesq]

Paul has his mom and his wife's hair in his backpack, marry me, show. Never leave me...

[CoachWristletJen]

"My two favorite women. I have both of your hair in my backpack."

Weirdo.

[Straycat80]

Pole has his mom and Kreeny’s hair in his backpack? (Choke)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh my god. Hilarious to have his other there. ASK ABOUT THE WAD OF HAIR FROM THE BRUSH.

[RichiesOlderBro]

He has both their hair in his backpack !!!!!!!!

[iwasish]

I like his mom. She knows her son.

[Gigglepuff]

"Not to get married with Karnine"???? What is with the grammar on this show? 

[CoachWristletJen]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She looks not pregnant. Kinda like she looked when she nabbed Paul.

Paul's been out of the country. She had a chance to get pregnant again.

Actually, I shouldn't joke about that. Women can get pregnant again very quickly after a miscarriage. I'm sure it's scary for her. I wish her the best.

Paul's mom referred to her grandbaby as an "it." She's probably not happy about the news.

He did NOT just ask for a DNA test! #FreeKarine

Of COURSE she talks with other people on the phone! It's boring hanging out all day with a guy who doesn't speak your language. Especially when he's Paul.

Edited October 15, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[Armchair Critic]

I don't blame Pol's mother for being leery of this marriage. But realistically can he do much better?

[VioletNevermind]

I love that Pole is putting on this sheepish “I am who I am, gotta love me, haha” act.  Uh, he’s a literal arsonist.  He’s unwell.  

[PityFree]

 Oh Jesus Paul can’t even forward to bring Karine over.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

His daddy says no. Wow.

[Gigglepuff]

"everything goes through Father"

 

And......another piece of the puzzle falls into place. 

[Toodleoo]

"Everything in my family goes through Father."

 

 

Hooooly shit that sentiment and the way it was phrased explains EVERYTHING

Edited October 15, 2018 by Toodleoo

[RichiesOlderBro]

Pole’s mother has to sponsor because Pole is a broke idiot.

[Armchair Critic]

She's pregnant again... is this one Paul's?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Tuneful said:

Glowing from my first time...with Rice-a-roni beef. It's a pretty gross color so the brilliant people at Golden Grains Co. put in...what a nice surprise...dried carrots

You will be consuming your salt intake for the entire month.

Pregnant again? That was quick.

[greekmom]

They have to discuss it with Pole's father???  What are they like 12?

[peaceknit]

Have we seen Pole's father??

[Neurochick]

Wait so Paul’s father has to agree that Karine come to the USA?

Karine is pregnant again?

By Paul?

[Horrified]

and absolutely no comment from Shaun to the "i carry both of your hair in my backpack".  Doesn't that at least warrant a "da fuq?" from her???

[pinky33]

Shaun should have asked Kareeny who the father is.

[snarkish]

THANK YOU! I called it. Look at Mama Pole's face. Lol

[Pepper Mostly]

How did Karine have time to get knocked up again? Didn't Pole leave shortly after the miscarriage? 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Paul's been out of the country. She had a chance to get pregnant again.

Your psychic !!

[Suzannecol4]

This whole “if Father does not approve” business is concerning.

[PityFree]

Mom just found out Karine is pregnant? On the show? 

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

"Everything in my family goes through Father."

 

 

Hooooly shit that sentiment and the way it was phrased explaines EVERYTHING

 

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

"everything goes through Father"

 

And......another piece of the puzzle falls into place. 

I know, are they in the mafia???

[PityFree]

He wants a new DNA test!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fuck sake Pole. 

[kacesq]

When did Paul and Karine have a chance to conceive? I mean...the show made it seem like she had the miscarriage and then boom, he's leaving...oh wait, he asked for a DNA test? Lmao. Thank you.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzannecol4 said:

This whole “if Father does not approve” business is concerning.

Yeaaaa that's a whole new level of disturbing.

[Mierin]

Ugh, Paul, you suck, yet you're predictable.  A DNA test!?!  

[tincansailor981]

5 minutes ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

His daddy says no. Wow.

Daddy doesn't want a furriner in his family

Edited October 15, 2018 by tincansailor981
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[RedBagWithMakeup]

Annnnd the DNA test again...

[greekmom]

Here's the DNA biz coming up!!

[PityFree]

Divorce him!!

[snarkish]

ANOTHER DNA test! Bwaaah!!!!!

[tincansailor981]

Pole is a fucking idiot.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s not a bad idea about the DNA test. He knows.

[renatae]

9 minutes ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Good lord, who styles these sets? What a random bunch of crap.

At least they gave the host an adult sized chair! :)

[Armchair Critic]

Oh shut up host, I think it's smart Paul gets a paternity test. 

[Neurochick]

Paul wants a DNA test....smart man Shawn, so STFU.

[VioletNevermind]

WTF, Shaun?  Girl, you know damn well that Karine is doing her own thing in Brazil.  

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Shawn looks giant next to Pole!

[Straycat80]

I don’t understand why Pole’s parents need to sponsor Kreeny. He’s an adult and they’re married, shouldn’t that matter? Oh, and now he wants another DNA test again!? He doesn’t trust her. Poor baby.