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[Auntie Anxiety]

Rose can barely curb her enthusiasm.

[Twopper]

Rose doesn't want to discuss her past, and neither does Geoffrey.  I think they should get together.   I don't hate Big Edd yet, but I think he could find a wife in the US if he looked.

[Eldemarge]

So Ed is not actually a "gentleman" who got two beds to "take it slow."  He just thinks you're a dirty, dirty whore who might have STDS.  Cool.

Edited March 16, 2020 by Eldemarge

[Pepper Mostly]

Rose looks like she's trying to keep from vomiting.

[kacesq]

You know, Big Ed...you could’ve gotten her her own room....

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He’s nothing more than a sev tourist with mayonnaised hair and compression socks

this is so true.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ed = pole. Next will be a pregnancy test

[LucyEth]

I think Big Ed is being really nice and respectful.  I almost feel bad for him.  I think he is in for a big disappointment.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Except for the creepy age difference with Rose, I actually like Big Ed.

I have mixed feelings about big Ed and his little Ted 

[iwasish]

Not ready to be intimate but doesn’t bring pajamas.  

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Just like Kim k but more interesting 

and more intelligent

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Wait until Ed becomes...um...passionate. 

when we have to talk about little ed and little ed?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope those sheets are 1000 count.

[Frozendiva]

I wouldn't be too keen on sharing a room with a man I have not met.

[kacesq]

Snarkers are we not discussing yet again a suitcase on the bed???

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear god she looks 14.

[RichiesOlderBro]

No shower Ed?  You just run the toothbrush over the teeth and your done?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Rose doesn't want to discuss her past, and neither does Geoffrey.  I think they should get together.   I don't hate Big Edd yet, but I think he could find a wife in the US if he looked.

No Google Geoffrey...he is...a very bad and scarey dude, no one deserves Geoffrey 

[Armchair Critic]

"I know there's chemistry"... meanwhile Rose fakes like she is asleep

[HappyDancex2]

fake sleeping.  so much sexy.  so much smart

[Floatingbison]

No she doesn't want to watch TV, she wants to sleep, jackass. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Rose doesn't want to discuss her past, and neither does Geoffrey.  I think they should get together.   I don't hate Big Edd yet, but I think he could find a wife in the US if he looked.

Yeah but she wouldn’t be a teenage 7 to his 3

[hisbunkie]

Big Ed appears to suffer from a genetic disorder that results in thick neck, small stature, skin issues, etc.

[greekmom]

Geez I cannot stand Avery

[Pepper Mostly]

He is sooooo creepy.

[kendi]

She's pretending she's asleep already LOL

Great chemistry, Ed!

[mmecorday]

You mark my words, Rose Marie is going to win the Emmy for Most Convincing Sleeping In A Hotel Room She Shared With a Guy Who Has No Neck.

[DragonFlyzz]

Did Ed shower?  If so, why is his hair still greasy?  If not, WHY THE HECK NOT?

[Floatingbison]

Okay, time for Kangaroo Ash.

[LucyEth]

This Avery annoys me, she deserves Geoffrey.

[HappyDancex2]

a point for avery for verbalizing Airline Travel Funk.   thank you

[Frozendiva]

Fairmont hotel or not, I pull the suitcase holder out of the closet.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

"I know there's chemistry"... meanwhile Rose fakes like she is asleep

I laughed hard at that!

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I wouldn't be too keen on sharing a room with a man I have not met.

Even with Big Ed??

 

😂🤣😅🤣😂

[kacesq]

Ash you are not going out..you’ve never gone out. You have a pretend relationship via the phone.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ash looks much too intense for Cannabis Girl.

[Angry Moldovan]

Awwwwws, it’s Melbourne airport ❤️ Which is probably closed now as we speak

[Mu Shu]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Except for the creepy age difference with Rose, I actually like Big Ed.

I think he’s about 70% good looking. Personality seems decent.

[Floatingbison]

I have to say, I have the bad habit of throwing my suitcase on the bed.  I'll have to rethink that.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Why do these people all say they've been "dating"? You have not been dating! Dating is going out with someone! You've been "talking". Jesus Christ my goddamn blood pressure. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Fairmont hotel or not, I pull the suitcase holder out of the closet.

THANK YOU

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

Big Ed appears to suffer from a genetic disorder that results in thick neck, small stature, skin issues, etc.

Hence, I’m trying no shame him, yet the rest him gives me enough to snark on

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He is sooooo creepy.

Teeth licker

[kacesq]

I can’t take the exaggerated kissing noises on these shows (Love After Lockup is the worst though)

[OldButHappy]

Big Ed Looking at Rose (who is avoiding him by pretending to sleep):

"I know there's chemistry!!"

This defines every creep - thinking that chemistry is a one-way street.

Blech.

[LennieBriscoe]

Chemistry, Ed? Well, Rose sure seems inert!

[iwasish]

23 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

It's Xanax Time for sure.

He’s still alive so whatever it was it wasn’t enough and now he has to live with the memory. 

[Floatingbison]

Good meeting with Aussie Ash.  Low key, keep it cool, kids.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I have to say, I have the bad habit of throwing my suitcase on the bed.  I'll have to rethink that.  

only if i am not using that bed (say 2 queens in the room) otherwise it's the chair

[HappyDancex2]

Ash is a problem.  Dude is ridick slick.

[humbleopinion]

5 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

when we have to talk about little ed and little ed?

Can he even reach his little ed ?.....

Rose will have to look under his gut when sucks up his gut fat...looking and groping until she can get his eddie between 2 knuckles...

Edited March 16, 2020 by humbleopinion