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[Auntie Anxiety]

Rose Marie is a good actress.

[mmecorday]

Rose's robot voice: I am so happy to see you.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Does Usman have a boner? 

I'm sure he laid in a solid supply of viagra. He'll need it. 

[HappyDancex2]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

What is the opposite of a boner?

renob

[Floatingbison]

It was an out of neck experience in any case.

[Frozendiva]

I have old suitcases from the 80s. The kind that fall over.

Bought a couple of spinners last year.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

2 minutes ago, RealReality said:

Turtuling in for protection?

Dammit @RealReality! I laughed so hard I woke the dog.

[seasons]

Big Ed is a little bit small.

[RichiesOlderBro]

How did Rose get all the way to Manila?

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Rose is so desperate to get out of her circumstances she will have to bite the bullet

I see what you did there

[VioletNevermind]

Any time I see Ed standing outside or in public, I picture a cloud of fruit flies buzzing around his head.  I can’t even help it anymore. 

[RealReality]

She literally looks 14, he wants to kiss her?

[Armchair Critic]

Aw geez TLC all that build up just for her to say he was a little shorter than she thought. BOO HISS!

[Angry Moldovan]

The mayonnaise has melted on his face

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why is that airport so quiet?

[Leilani]

Poor Rose.

[Pepper Mostly]

Rose is dying inside. 

[Frozendiva]

Rosemarie has an exit plan to get out of poverty.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Marmiarmo said:

 

If Usman is willing to have sex with disgusting Lisa despite not finding her even remotely attractive, doesn’t that make him just as disgusting?

 

 

[hookedontv]

Why is Big Ed speaking Spanish to Rose? He’s in the Philippines for Pete’s sake. 

[charmed1]

Ed looks like a greasy little corgi.

[Armchair Critic]

Ed give it up, you look like you are babysitting her.

[mmecorday]

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How did Rose get all the way to Manila?

On the wings of love!

[Twopper]

Well, Rose is cute.  I am not optimistic about this, but maybe he won't get hurt too much.  I sorta like him.   At least compared to most of  the others, he seems okay.

Good night until next time, if there is a next time.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why is that airport so quiet?

I think we’ve been frauded.  This appears to be a re-enactment.   

[Angry Moldovan]

She cringed when he kissed her. Still a dirty old perve in compression socks

[humbleopinion]

6 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

What is the opposite of a boner?

Your ween telescopes into itself and your balls crawl up into the scrotum dragging both into the lower abdomen body cavity

[Toodleoo]

LOLLLLL Rose’s body language. “This is it, I have sold my soul for...a suitcase of a man.”

[Floatingbison]

Shut the fuck up, Ed.

[Armchair Critic]

Lisa and Usman's mom = Angela 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, humbleopinion said:

Your ween telescopes into itself and your balls crawl up into the scrotum dragging both into the lower abdomen body cavity

Atomic shrinkage.

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Rose is dying inside. 

She is, and I hate Ed for forcing her to give him all these compliments ....he knows he isn't physically attractive, stop it

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Why is Big Ed speaking Spanish to Rose? He’s in the Philippines for Pete’s sake. 

Spanish was an official language in the Philippines not too long ago.  

[Leilani]

Is the new guy wearing a wig?

[VioletNevermind]

I cannot imagine being so desperate to escape abject poverty with my young child that this intensely creepy man is a viable option.  

[magemaud]

Anybody else getting pop up ads for fake N95 masks?

[kacesq]

I am loving Friend Heather’s stank face in the car lol

[talktoomuch]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why is that airport so quiet?

They're all speechless after seeing the pretty little girl kiss the full size Ban Roll On.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Just now, Leilani said:

Is the new guy wearing a wig?

Either that or a wolverine fell asleep on his head

[RichiesOlderBro]

Varya is so sharp, she might be a female serial killer!

[Toodleoo]

That preview...damn, Ed is an unfortunate pile of cells.

[Frozendiva]

No man has spent $100,000 on me. I need to know who this new man is.

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

How did Rose get all the way to Manila?

She lives in a suburb of Manila, it's not far.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcy is grotesque. She is heading into Priscilla Presley territory

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good to have the band back together tonight. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Ed reminds me of a dollar store George Costanzo

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Ed looks like a greasy little corgi.

My boys do not look like that!  Unless they get tree sap in their paws and I have to use oil to get it out. 🙂

[RichiesOlderBro]

See everyone next Sunday for more shenanigans!

Be safe out there!

[magemaud]

Is “$100K David” wearing a wig? 

[Pepper Mostly]

I will sleep well tonight. Good night all! See you round the forum!