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[iwasish]

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4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

They love to put glitter on everything and I am not a glitter person, also animal prints are not my thing.

And the sleeves disproportionately long.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My guess is that Tiny Tim is tiny in every aspect.

That’s why he compensates with his redic car

[Bryce Lynch]

1 minute ago, Christina said:

Just when i thought I couldn't listen to Cris Collinsworth for another minute, I flipped over to see Tim and Jeniffer kissing and Collinsworth became more tolerable.

Collinsworth and Tim have similar voices.

[DragonFlyzz]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

It’s like a over blown ballon. I picture it floating away from his body lol

It could float away with his body.  It’s big enough to take his tiny shoulders and the rest of him and just drift away.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My guess is that Tiny Tim is tiny in every aspect.

Agreed.  And he doesn't seem confident enough to make up for it with Mad Skillz in the bedroom, either.  Pass.

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

52? 53?

Aww, now that is a big lie.

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My guess is that Tiny Tim is tiny in every aspect.

I just had the visual of Tim whipping out some epic, Tommy Lee levels of wood. Now that would be a surprise!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

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And the sleeves disproportionately long.

I buy mostly Lands End clothing. It fits my very casual lifestyle.

[Dance4Life]

2 minutes ago, deedee2 said:

That first kiss was so tentative on his part. And then they analyzed it to death right after. Really weird and unnatural. 😧

It was straight out of a telenovela scene!  So, fake!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Agreed.  And he doesn't seem confident enough to make up for it with Mad Skillz in the bedroom, either.  Pass.

Jenifffer better talk to the skipper for recommendations 

[Ellie Godfrey]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Two grown ass adults with kids acting like they just had their first serious date. Tim is going to be beside himself if he ever works up the nerve to touch her boob.

I'm expecting him to either have to walk hunched over or have to hide a stain on the front of his pants.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Agreed.  And he doesn't seem confident enough to make up for it with Mad Skillz in the bedroom, either.  Pass.

Thanks, I think I may throw up my dinner lol

[usernameG]

Oh good...we are back to Avery, a spoiled asshole....

[Angry Moldovan]

Some meat in the preview, omg how pathetic 

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

And the sleeves disproportionately long

And the neck holes in the clothing are huge, just because we have a few extra pounds on us doesn't mean we are linebackers, I don't like when my bra straps show because everything looks like a boat neck

[Gobi]

I'm getting married in the morning

So get me to the Islamic Court on time!

Edited September 23, 2019 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Too bad, Omar. I knew you were hoping against hope that you wouldn’t be approved.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh will they get married? I'm on the edge of my seat. Yawn. 

[kacesq]

So they’re up against a deadline but stopped for the dress?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

And the neck holes in the clothing are huge, just because we have a few extra pounds on us doesn't mean we are linebackers, I don't like when my bra straps show because everything looks like a boat neck

Anthropologie has some lovely plus size (ima 16) but very pricey

[Baltimore Betty]

What were Avery and Omar doing all day that they were playing beat the clock with the wedding?

[DragonFlyzz]

Why have they been putzing around in Lebanon instead of taking care of this?  They should’ve known the requirements before they ever left their respective countries.

Edited September 23, 2019 by DragonFlyzz

[blubld43]

She looks beautiful.

[Frozendiva]

She said yes to the dress. So she has to wear it.

[poeticlicensed]

Holy crap, how much money has Avery poured into her costumes??

Spoiler

[Armchair Critic]

Avery's voice gets on my nerves. I think Omar is going to quickly tire of her.

[Frozendiva]

She has to look like a Jawa?

[Horrified]

hobbit

[OoogleEyes]

No other family at the wedding?

[kacesq]

What the hell is that?

[Baltimore Betty]

Avery's slipcover?!!!

[Dance4Life]

Something about Avery gets on my gosh darned nerves!!! 😬

[Auntie Anxiety]

I can’t unsee Terry  as E.T.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

And the neck holes in the clothing are huge, just because we have a few extra pounds on us doesn't mean we are linebackers, I don't like when my bra straps show because everything looks like a boat neck

I'm a pear shape, so if anything goes around my hips, its swimming on the top. Sigh. 

[poeticlicensed]

Avery looks like a druid in that cape

[iwasish]

Just now, blubld43 said:

She looks beautiful.

She looks like Scout Finch when she played a ham in the agricultural pagent.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Anthropologie has some lovely plus size (ima 16) but very pricey

J Crew has plus sizes now.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ok no disrespect to any Muslim snarkers but the hood is weird to my Anglo arse

[Pepper Mostly]

Avery's mom, just shut up please. 

[kacesq]

So Teri flew there for the wedding and she can’t witness it? Lmao.

[Dance4Life]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Holy crap, how much money has Avery poured into her costumes??

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She is even wearing a veil on her passport photo!  Though, she has been into Islam for like 5 months.  🤣

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol indeed what were they doing all day that they leave it until 3pm to try to get married. Good lord Avery you don't know what the cape is for? Do some research!

[Ellie Godfrey]

Teri couldn't borrow something nice from Avery??

[usernameG]

I am going to predict that this marriage will not go well for Avery....

Edited September 23, 2019 by usernameG

[VioletNevermind]

“I think Avery doesn’t understand what she’s getting herself into.”

No shit, Mom.  This is just ridiculous to watch. 

[poeticlicensed]

Omar has visions of a green card. That's why he's willing to run all over hell to get married.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol indeed what were they doing all day that they leave it until 3pm to try to get married. Good lord Avery you don't know what the cape is for? Do some research!

What’s it for?

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Avery looks like a druid in that cape

She has kind of a pig nose 🐷 

[Bryce Lynch]

If Avery thinks she has a lot of covering now, wait until it comes time to consummate the marriage.  Omar will probably pull that burlap sack she is wearing over her face.

[blubld43]

Oh Teri, fix your head covering and be quiet!