90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

So he makes 700 a month.  She makes zero.   They can't afford housing.  But she wants to have a baby.

Awesome!

In a gated electrified community to boot! So when Ronald relapses we can snark that he's doing the Electric Slide.

[OoogleEyes]

Um...no thanks 

[rideashire]

Just scream loud enough, you'll be alright.

[kacesq]

I got married and now I’m having doubts. Tiffany, you’re a genius.

[bref]

Yikes. That's about all I have to say about that apartment-hunting scene.

[Ellie Godfrey]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So your idiot husband has no job, you’ve just moved to a new country and sure, a baby makes sense, Tiffany. Another woman obsessed with a fairy tale.

All these morons with no job & no money decide that having a baby is a good idea. SMDH

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pole: Honey, I’m home.

Karine: Ugh.

[poeticlicensed]

I've never looked at a home where the entire conversation revolved around when people break in

 No thanks

[Dance4Life]

Stop with the fuckin MY SON bull corn!

If you cared......your ass would not be with an addict bum who earns $500 a month in the most dangerous country in the world.

Do you NOT see....the electric fence????

My Son returns to USA with grandpa.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

They should maybe ask mom if they can live with her for a few months.

I’m sure that Ronald’s mother doesn’t want him to sell all her furniture again.  

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tiffany continues to make good decisions, I see. "I have no job and deadbeat Ronald will have a crap job, so.....time for a baby!" Jesus what a dimwit.

And he hasn't maintained a year of sobriety either. 

[bref]

"No one speaks English here." 

Oh, Paul. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

They should maybe ask mom if they can live with her for a few months.

That would be too smart for them

[RichiesOlderBro]

Pole:  No one speaks English here.  

[Gobi]

" It's hard, no one speaks English here. " SMH!

[poeticlicensed]

Pole is looking for a job wearing his bullet proof vest. 

No.one speaks English here ! Duh.

[Mercolleen]

I am actually surprised to see running water at Pole and Kreeny's house.

[OoogleEyes]

My God he is such an idiot. "no one speaks English here" of course you're out in the boonies, not in a city, what did you think?

[Pepper Mostly]

Ronald: I think she's making it worse than it really is

Real Estate Agent: I would never let a child sleep on the first floor.And you should have a secret signal so he'll know to hide in the closet. 

Pepper Mostly: WHAT THE FUCK? TIFFANY, GRAB YOUR KID AND GET OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE

[Horrified]

Paul and Karine:  Please wash those walls.  I'm trying to eat here.

[Dance4Life]

Pole’s new house has mold!

is Pole wearing a bulletproof ‘type’ best?

These 2 are on their own scripted sitcom. Everything is so fake with them.

[greekmom]

She doesn't know if he's gone to college? Sheesh, isn't that part of the get to know you conversations you have at the beginning??

Not the take the std tests.

[JennyMominFL]

This might be even better then running man Paul

[Frozendiva]

Why do these idiots have offspring that they can’t afford?

[TigerLily20]

oh Pole........

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Karine borrow that outfit from Veronica?

[kacesq]

Ah, Pole and Kareeny....another stupid couple dragging a baby into their dysfunction...

kareeny you knew he had a criminal record, you had to wonder if he’d be able to get work and residency....

[Mercolleen]

I was listening to NPR earlier about the latest immigration crackdowns, and every time the reporter said "permanent residency" I repeated it in Pole's voice: "perment rezsee."

[Angry Moldovan]

He took Spanish, doesn’t mean he speaks it Kreeeeny. Ha at the sign language remember 👉🏻👌

[poeticlicensed]

Pole in the chicken coop. I am dying 

[RichiesOlderBro]

TLC finally delivers Pole in the dog house !!!!     

[Julyolo]

Karine and Paul are doing the  Billy Joel song,  "Scenes From an Italian Restaurant" They started to fight when the money got tight.

[Caoimhe]

Pole is such a special kind of stupid.

[CSunshine76]

Pole, who has yet to master the English language claims to have studied Spanish in college? What!!  

[PityFree]

 Paul needs to be committed. He seems really unhinged.

sorry, Karine.  Paul will never be able to earn money in the US or in Brazil. You  made a terrible mistake.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Kreeny was insistent on having a baby. She's as stupid as Pole, who should have made sure there was no baby until they could afford one. Idiots

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Why do these idiots have offspring that they can’t afford?

The worse off they are the more they want a baby. Cray cray

[BradandJanet]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Pole in the chicken coop. I am dying 

And he shuts the door for privacy. We can see you Pole!

[greekmom]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Pole in the chicken coop. I am dying 

Anyone seen the movie about Temple Grandin?  Pole going in the dog house/chicken coop reminded me of her going into the cow press.

[Twopper]

So Tiff wants to be pregnant immediately.  I know it isn't what you want, but you and Ronald and Daniel need to stay with mom until Tiff gets a work visa and job.  It probably will help his addiction, though, if Ronald works at the rehab place although he really needs a better paying joy but who wants to hire someone who stole from his mom and his previous employer.   Of the 4 women, I think maybe Tiff is the dumbest.  It's a race to the bottom, though.

Edited August 13, 2019 by Twopper

[poeticlicensed]

Pole is going to teach English. Just stop now.

[Drogo]

Careful, doggie- that terrorist might burn your house down. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

At this point, Pole is just dead weight (in a bulletproof vest). He can’t contribute at all. 

[Dance4Life]

So, Pole is even too poor to own chickens for his chicken coop?  😭

[Bunnyette]

8 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Anyone from SA or been to SA on the boards here??!?! Can you tell me is it that unsafe?

Yes it is...

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, BradandJanet said:

And he shuts the door for privacy. We can see you Pole!

Hahaha, I almost dropped my iPad 

[kacesq]

I will be very sad if we get no Laura, that powerful woman, tonite...

[rideashire]

This is not what Kereeny expected when she sent that ass shaking video to some american hoping for a better life. Sorry girl, you got a reject. Toss the whole man out, he's gonna start costing you money soon instead of bringing it in.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

" It's hard, no one speaks English here. " SMH!

Um, Karine seems to be making good progress. A lot better than your Portuguese.

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

Pole, who has yet to master the English language claims to have studied Spanish in college? What!!  

The one semester he spent a community college wasn't sufficient to master the language, alas. 

[BradandJanet]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Hahaha, I almost dropped my iPad 

Breathe, breathe. Count, count. You'll be OK.