Season 2 Discussion

[Frozendiva]

Ricky, you don't find true love like it's an item at the store. You have found infatuation.

[jacksgirl]

More stupider question. Do the TLC producers know who is real? They must know, don't they?

[HappyDancex2]

Darcy is going to enjoy the big apple aiight.  Snicker

[Mercolleen]

I am fascinated by the airplane baby shelves!

[Armchair Critic]

Ricky's worried that his online girlfriend thinks that HE is shady? They keep setting this up as a Catfish so maybe the twist will be that his girlfriend is legit?

[Granny58]

When Pole was pushing the luggage cart and his pants were sagging, did you notice his head bobbing too?  Like the 84 year old man he aspires to be?

[Suzywriter]

He could keep me beneath him! Yahoo!!

[Brooklynista]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

Darcy is going to enjoy the big apple aiight.  Snicker

Hmph...didn't look like it was a big apple in those Calvins.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesse gives me the skeeves. He looks grubby and his eyes are cold. 

[Armchair Critic]

Darcey you look like his mother, dump this douche and find a decent man closer to your age.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

Hmph...didn't look like it was a big apple in those Calvins.

Snerk! 

[jacksgirl]

Wash your hair Jesse

[Brooklynista]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Darcey you look like his mother, dump this douche and find a decent man closer to your age.

Darcy put on a damn cardigan. I knew my clubbing days were over when I started to grab a cardigan before heading out the door.

[PeaceLily2]

Jesse and Darcey are toxic.  

Edited August 13, 2018 by PeaceLily2

[peaceknit]

Jesse is a control freak.

[HappyDancex2]

Oh good sweet jesus beans WHO CARES?????   Darcey and MaxHeadroom need to GTFO my screen.   FAKE

[Scarlett45]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Hmph...didn't look like it was a big apple in those Calvins.

Ha!!

Jesse does seem weird (I didn’t watch last season), but he does have a nice body. Like a low rent Alexander Skarsgard. 

[DVDFreaker]

Jesse is such a piece of shit

[Pepper Mostly]

Never once have I seen Jesse and Darcy enjoy one moment of happiness. Not one. 

[Armchair Critic]

Jesse - the 90's called and it wants it's boyband haircut back

[CoachWristletJen]

I think Jesse just wanted to eat dinner by himself.

[kacesq]

Oh Lord Darcey he can barely stand you and you call him the love of your life? on a completely shallow note, what is she carrying in that purse? it looks overloaded and sad....

[peaceknit]

No, Darcy, he doesn't love you. 

[PeaceLily2]

Darcy is embarrassing herself.  I hope the money was worth it.  

[HappyDancex2]

Jesse "I'm done."

***referring to the Dover Sole and grilled asparagus with hollandaise sauce

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesse just sitting in the restaurant, seethingly eating his food. what an image. 

[Suzywriter]

Darcy, Jesse does not want your old offerings.

[VioletNevermind]

Jesse and Darcey’s relationship is very much like that of a father and teenage daughter.  “You watch your mouth on social media, young lady!”  “You can’t tell me what to do!”  *storms from dinner table to cry outside*  Just pathetic. 

Edited August 13, 2018 by SuzyLee

[Owwwww ma leg]

FFS Jesse you are not Cobain! Also Darcy is a hot mess and I love it. Yes, I feel like voyeur and feel slightly guilty about it.

[jacksgirl]

1 minute ago, Owwwww ma leg said:

FFS Jesse you are not Cobain! Also Darcy is a hot mess and I love it. Yes, I feel like voyeur and feel slightly guilty about it.

Another Pounder!! Would recognize that name anywhere.

[DVDFreaker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Never once have I seen Jesse and Darcy enjoy one moment of happiness. Not one. 

Not even when he gave her a promise ring? 

[CoachWristletJen]

Whatever pretense Darcy entered the show on, it's obvious that she still has real feelings for him. 

Maybe they agreed to get together for the purpose of filming the show even though they weren't a 'couple.'  If that's the case, Darcy still probably hoped things would spark up between them again, even if she was just hoping against hope.

Jesse is done, obviously. He knows what buttons to push to get her going... and get her gone!

Bet he ate her entree, too, after she left. Hungry bodybuilder that he is. 

[DVDFreaker]

2 minutes ago, SuzyLee said:

Jesse and Darcey’s relationship is very much like that of a father and teenage daughter.  “You watch your mouth on social media, young lady!”  “You can’t tell me what to do!”  *storms from dinner table to cry outside*  Just pathetic. 

It is just immature 

[CoachWristletJen]

Just now, DVDFreaker said:

Not even when he gave her a promise ring? 

When he gave her the promise ring, I kept wondering what emotion and dignity Darcy had to suppress to call it 'progress' and 'positive.' 

As opposed to a passive-aggressive power gesture.

[Mercolleen]

Why is Paul pushing a cart if he has no luggage?

[CoachWristletJen]

Darcey goes back in because TLC didn't get enough footage... and she's desperate.

Desperate Darcey.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh Lord Darcey he can barely stand you and you call him the love of your life? on a completely shallow note, what is she carrying in that purse? it looks overloaded and sad....

Maybe an oxygen tank? Or a portable Botox kit?

[Armchair Critic]

ugh Darcey is always going to be apologizing with him

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm not going to leave him in a restaurant by himself." Literally by himself--not another patron to be seen. 
 

[PityFree]

Just now, Mercolleen said:

Why is Paul pushing a cart if he has no luggage?

He paid $3 to rent it and by god he is going to get $3 of use out of it!!

[Ellie Godfrey]

Darcey and Jesse are a non-stop trainwreck. It's a love-hate relationship: they both hate her and love him.

[PeaceLily2]

Darcey thinking being needy is attractive.  Ugh

[JennyMominFL]

21 minutes ago, PeaceLily2 said:

You can pay extra and have your passport expedited.  It would have been easier for her to drive to DC and get it in person. 

Im pretty sure she had to send in her passport to get the visa. Now both items are missing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey is such a mess I don't even know where to start. 

[Chickabiddy]

Not even an hour in and Jesse is...completely and totally insufferable.

That is all. 

[Frozendiva]

Jesse, you have a odd way of loving someone. Not about your control.

There is no right action except to 'be' and remain centred and just experience life. Darcy will not change in to who you want her to be. Find another person to belittle.

[PeaceLily2]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh Lord Darcey he can barely stand you and you call him the love of your life? on a completely shallow note, what is she carrying in that purse? it looks overloaded and sad....

It screams consignment shop to me, it was used and abused before Darcey bought it.  

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, PeaceLily2 said:

Darcey thinking being needy is attractive

And the more needy she acts the more she pushes Jesse away. I don't know if he was telling the truth but Jesse claimed he found older women's confidence a turn on.

[VioletNevermind]

24-year-old Jesse: “I’m attracted to older women.  I recognize that just because a woman is 40, that doesn’t mean she’s mature.”

Dude, you are basically a kid.  You might be right, but still.  Simmer down there, champ.

[PeaceLily2]

OMG!  The Lords Prayer Purse!