Season 3 Discussion

[PeaceLily2]

Peter Brady and his bejeweled Vans.

[Neurochick]

What will Anfisa do if Jorge goes to jail?  I guess she’ll need that webcam job then.

[Brooklynista]

Why is David still talking? Amazing for somebody who is so useless at life to have such an opinion on everyone else's shit.

[Rabbittron]

3 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

What will Anfisa do if Jorge goes to jail?  I guess she’ll need that webcam job then.

Because he's famous and on TV he only got 1 year probation.

[sainte-chapelle]

7 hours ago, iwasish said:

Not on set, but between segments. I’ve actually seen women wearing them in the bottom of their feet if they have to walk on floors in public places, motels to go to the vending machine, in gyms, fitness centers, anywhere you don’t have shoes handy. I just bring cheap flip flops to keep my feet off scuzzy surfaces. 

Which makes me think the expensive shoes are rented.

[ECM1231]

Annie gleefully jumping on the bandwagon about Anfisa resembling that gal on the webcam: people in glass houses, Annie, considering the rumors about you working in a bj bar.

[VioletNevermind]

I love how all of these fucking losers are sitting backstage in a little pack, watching Anfisa and daring to pass judgment on her because of some bullshit webcam shenanigans she may have engaged in.  It’s so utterly high school.  Here at the end of the season, I’ll say it loudly and proudly: I’m Team Anfisa.  I hope she gets the hell away from all of these jackasses, from Jorge to Pao and right on down to the truly useless Shaun Robinson.  Go get yours, girl!

[Frozendiva]

Or currently living in a self-storage unit apartment.

[ECM1231]

5 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

What will Anfisa do if Jorge goes to jail?  I guess she’ll need that webcam job then.

Anfisa is a smart and resourceful  gal. I have no doubt she will land on her feet without having to resort to that.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, ECM1231 said:

Annie gleefully jumping on the bandwagon about Anfisa resembling that gal on the webcam: people in glass houses, Annie, considering the rumors about you working in a bj bar.

Yea that makes me really dislike Annie.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Yea that makes me really dislike Annie.

I thought she was just saying that the webcam girl looked like Anfisa, not that it was her. I think Annie can't always get her thoughts across in English.

[VioletNevermind]

Look at David, trying to act like the wise, all-knowing dad of the group!  “Nicole will do what she wants to do, you can’t stop her.”  Asshole, if you can’t show me a valid work ID and at least two recent pay stubs, you need to shut the hell up. 

[Suzywriter]

Anfisa has a trait that I don't like: she rudely bosses everyone, from Jorge (whom I hate) to the host, not to ask questions she doesn't want to answer. 

You're getting paid to tell us your business. Earn your money, biotch.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 hours ago, BabyDaddy said:

Andrei's accent is very curious one as it doesn't sound like a typical Romanian accent to me. It sounds more Russian/Ukranian than Romanian. But I've only met Romanians and haven't yet met anyone from Moldova. But from that Skype with his brother, the words definitely were Romanian/Moldovan. Still, if I were to see him and hear his accent for the first time, I would have placed him as Russian/Ukranian. Just by the looks, the mannerisms, macho-ness, deep voice, etc. And I'm around Russians all day...

In Moldova, Romanian and Russian are spoken. So is Ukrainian. Moldova was a Russian possession for quite a long time so a lot of Moldovans identify with Russia culturally. What's called Moldovan as a language is Romanian with a Russian accent and some Russian idioms and usage. It is interesting since Romanian is a Romance language and Russian is a Slavic language. 

[Suzywriter]

On 7/28/2018 at 2:34 AM, magemaud said:

Rewatching the extended Tell All tonight and I couldn’t help but notice Molly absolutely SCOWLING the entire tine! 

She needs her glasses!

[ECM1231]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I thought she was just saying that the webcam girl looked like Anfisa, not that it was her. I think Annie can't always get her thoughts across in English.

Yea, her English is not the greatest but I got the distict impression Annie was saying webcam girl WAS Anfisa. Of course, I could be wrong.

 

Dear Lord, previews show a blubbering David Poor. Has he no dignity? Oh never mind. Silly question.

[iwasish]

9 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Yea that makes me really dislike Annie.

That stupid laugh when she tried to coyly say where and what she saw on the web. I bet Annie’s seen and done a lot more than whatever was on that video. She and Pao are my top two most hated, followed by Russ, Annie, David, Azan and Nicole. Runners up... Family Chantel.

Edited July 30, 2018 by iwasish

[Pepper Mostly]

God, this host is the worst. She can't seem to take charge of her guests and direct the conversation. She just sits there  and says "what just happened?". Girl, your job is to tell us what happened! 

Anfisa should host. She wouldn't brook any foolishness. 

[iwasish]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

Yea, her English is not the greatest but I got the distict impression Annie was saying webcam girl WAS Anfisa. Of course, I could be wrong.

 

Dear Lord, previews show a blubbering David Poor. Has he no dignity? Oh never mind. Silly question.

Better a webcam girl than a dick suck ping pong popper. 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I thought she was just saying that the webcam girl looked like Anfisa, not that it was her. I think Annie can't always get her thoughts across in English.

You could be right but I still think it was bad form, considering Anfisa kinda stood up for her regarding the whole BJ bar nonsense. Her tone felt very accusatory. Regardless, Shut it Annie.

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Pedro. He looks so sad. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

Better a webcam girl than a dick suck ping pong popper. 

Annie says that is not how she MET David, not that she never held said job.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

David is the town gossip.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama Chantel is licking her chops. 

[HappyDancex2]

I wonder if Chantel's boobs ever get cold.

And fire Shaun.  She is worthless.

[Suzywriter]

Chantel's Spanish is appallingly bad for someone who went to "The Dominican" for the purpose of learning Spanish and bringing back a native speaker to boot.

[HappyDancex2]

No Mama Chantel, you ARE "lo-caaa"

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

I wonder if Chantel's boobs ever get cold.

And fire Shaun.  She is worthless.

Shaun doesn't even have a pleasant voice.

Yes, The House Of Spandex deHookers got a lot of business from this cast.

[Gobi]

A marriage ring, because Chantal is such a catch.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Mama Chantel, they've been married for TWO YEARS. 

SALAD DOWN!!

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Jesus Christ who is this hostess blowing over at TLC to get this reunion gig? She has called Nicole's mom Robalee twice and Bobalee twice!!!! Hahahah LOW RENT that it made it past editing. Damn! 

And shit David needs to shut up but ya know what? He is doing a better job than the hostess grilling people. Key word? JOB. Maybe David just found a job. 

[Gobi]

That poor salad! It's always the innocent that suffer.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama Chantel is deranged. 

[HappyDancex2]

Except.  Mama Chantel was NEVER going to tell River to sit down.  She was egging on the whole situation, planted or not.

[PeaceLily2]

Pedro!  Don’t apologize! 

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Shaun is Mama Chantel's cousin or something? She is shitting all over Pedro. 

[HappyDancex2]

Oh hell fuck to the no.  Is Mama Chantel reading Newton quotes off a cue card?  Is that written in like, 48 point font off camera?   Laughing.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Yeah mama Chantel, never mind all the provocation and shade that came out of your mouth.

[Kareem]

Sir Isaac Newton is rolling over in his grave.  smh

[spacefly]

Holy Hell...quoting Sir Isaac Newton. That was absolute ridiculous. Why does she speak like that. I would like to punch here and I don't punch people.

[Suzywriter]

Nobody is helping Pedro.

[Pepper Mostly]

Coming up after the break, another flounce from Pao. Yawn. 

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Nobody is helping Pedro.

Its a pile on. Its terrible. the poor guy. 

[ECM1231]

Idk. I have watched this fight multiple times and I still do not think Pedro started the fight. River was calling him names and Pedro stood up first. But River threw a napkin or something in Pedro's direction, which hit the lamp. THAT is when Pedro reacted by hitting River. To me, the sole action of Pedro standing up to defend himself against River's insults, was not him instigating the fight.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

I'm feeling really bad for Pedro tbh. He never stood a chance with the family Chantel.

[HappyDancex2]

What does it take to have mama chantel to NEVER speak spanish again?  I'll watch David weep.  I'll watch Pao get her hair dyed from Best Cuts.  I'll even watch Annie watch people play Beer Pong thinking "Wow.  So there other things that are you can be doing with the ping pong balls?!"

[VioletNevermind]

4 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Oh hell fuck to the no.  Is Mama Chantel reading Newton quotes off a cue card?  Is that written in like, 48 point font off camera?   Laughing.

Okay, great.  I needed someone else to notice that so I know I’m not crazy.  What a joke!  

[Suzywriter]

Bring those two-job working, wide shoulders over here Pedro! I'll be your twice your age Molly in a heartbeat, and my family will cook you chicken feet every Sunday.

[Mercolleen]

I'm just going to read the comments here because you all are way better hosts than Shaun. And I can't take any more clips. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, RedBagWithMakeup said:

I'm feeling really bad for Pedro tbh. He never stood a chance with the family Chantel.

That's because they are crazy,  even for fake plotlines.  Mama Chantel delivers like a champ.   She goes along with reasoning that completely makes no sense....she's willing to look like a complete fool, except I honestly believe she doesn't really think she looks like a fool LOL

I could follow a script on this show too but you make me babble a Newton quote and I'm like Nah.  Ain't reading that sorry.

[ECM1231]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Coming up after the break, another flounce from Pao. Yawn. 

Its a pile on. Its terrible. the poor guy. 

It really is. Regardless of what anyone thinks of him financing a more lavish lifestyle for his family back home, he does not deserve this. He works 2 jobs and has no family here, no support system. Family Chantel suck! And Chantel, you reap what you sow. That big lie about a student visa has bit you in the arse.