Season 3 Discussion

[Natalie68]

On 5/30/2018 at 7:43 AM, CoachWristletJen said:

From what I understand, Anfisa sits in a room, and guys like Jorge log in and sit in the dark and watch her, uh, do things to herself. They can even type in requests and get very specific. (Eew, right?) Not sure if the sessions are one-on-one or parties. Also not sure if she brokers herself or was pimped out. It's like the online equivalent of a peep show. That's how Anfisa could be a sex worker and quite possibly still be a virgin as none of the guys would ever lay a hand on her.  She's very up front about such things so it wouldn't surprise me. After such humiliation, the thought of sex with anyone would be distasteful unless she was getting something out of it, like a new purse.

Jorge treats her with a complete lack of respect which is very sad. It's a shame that he cannot see her as a whole person because she might actually like him back.  Most likely she sees him as one of the groveling, drooling oafs jacking off behind his keyboard, and he sees her as a whore. She was so young when she got into the business. I'm guessing she was recruited and exploited.  That's why I enjoyed her lingerie modeling shoot because it was Anfisa embracing her sexuality, not naked, but in a Victoria's Secret kind of way, and on her terms. She seemed empowered. She needs to find a lover that she's actually attracted to physically. Someone who takes pride in himself.  Jorge lives like a lying liar who is full of self-loathing. And he treats her horribly. How can she respect that? Anfisa is going places. He's making stoned and stupid decisions. Yaay, pot!

I am SOOO bummed I cannot watch this show!  No longer have TLC.  One job I think Anfisa could do and be great at is as a Dominatrix.  She's got the attitude.  I have heard there can be big bucks there and she just might enjoy it.  I would rather she not be a sex worker but at least as a Dom she doesn't have to be nekkid.

If Nicole is living on a church property in an apt for people in need, I think that is a travesty.  She has family who enable the shit out of her and I am sure someone more deserving should be in that space. 

[Drogo]

Anfisa questions whether she is ready to trust Jorge; Annie questions her marriage to David; Pao keeps a secret from her family; a lawyer gives Nicole unsettling news; Chantel's family's suspicions of Pedro grow.

[Natalie68]

On 5/27/2018 at 9:39 AM, lovesnark said:

In regard to the bio hazard that is Nicole and her apartment, what really struck me is how her mom didn't say a word about it. I'm sure she's mentioned it to Baby Huey in the past and the result was a raging temper tantrum. So, now she just grits her teeth and resists the urge to scoop May up and run out the filthy door.

Pao's hair looks horrible and the comb over she sports in her talking heads is covering hair loss from over processing. I wish Russ would have made up a work excuse and sent her home by herself. And, while she was gone, pack up his shit, file for divorce and leave her copy of the petition on the furry beanbag chair. It's bad enough that she expects him to take Juan's crap when he visits. But, that's not enough. He had to fork out for a trip to Colombia and she expects him to just sit there and take the same shit from her family. No bueno, mi amore.

My heart broke for Molly's girls. Both of them are more mature than their mother and they have to suffer because of it.

Family Pedro and Family Chantel both suck and need to butt out. Pedro and Chantel will eventually fizzle out after the hot monkey sex phase of their relationship wanes and they realize that's all they had in common.

This is Florida correct?  Never been there but a friend of mine is from there so I have heard the cockroach stories.  If her apt is that dirty can you IMAGINE what is creepy crawling around that little girl?  

[Nowhere]

Anfisa is much prettier now that her lip filler has worn off.

Paola and everybody in her hometown thinks she's a movie star or something. She disgusts me. She doesn't give a shit about her grandmother. She only cares about the attention she's getting from all the men she used to screw. And what's with Russ acting as if he had never seen several motorcycles together before? It's typical for douchebags on crotch rockets to ride together. He acted like they were Hell's Angels and I thought it was ridiculous. Paola has no respect for Russ. I would never jump on the back of another man's bike with my ass in the air if I was married. I'd pass on the ride. Simple as that. It's not like there are no motorcycles in Miami. This is not a special Colombia thing! Motorcycles are everywhere. 

[TrininisaScorp]

I almost cried from happiness that this show is back!  Yay!!  Trainwreck city!!

This show brings such amusement to my house.  Mr. Trini and I have a Anfisa and Jorge routine that crack us up (I play Jorge, and he does an amazing Anfisa...."Whhhyyy you didn't get the waffle cones instead of regular ice cream cones at Publix?!  You promise me!!").  After this episode we have added SCREAMING "GRACIAS!" whenever we want to rudely interrupt the other one. 

Him:  "Sweetheart, a Coach box came for you, where you expecting some..."    Me:  "GRACIAS!"

Me: "Hon, are people coming over for Game 2 of the NBA..."  Him:  "GRACIAS!"

It's a real bitch move.  Just like Chantel. 

Family Chantel is fairly terrible, but neither party is helping the situation.  Chantel told her parents that Pedro is going above the decided upon amount to send home, so they know her business and her concerns which plays right into their feelings about Pedro.  Pedro undoubtedly does the same shit with his greedy ass family too.  I might hate these people, but that's a bomb ass cabin that he didn't have to go to.  Him bitching about it while stretched out on the plush leather sofa is the picture of "first world problems".   These 2 need boundaries; if the situation can't be resolved b/c both sides are being pricks, separate the children.  Have some fam time with Pedro regularly and go on the fancy cabin trip with your family.  Pedro would be happy to stay home and play video games on his bomb system.  Mr. Trini literally points out how nice his system is every time they show it on the screen.  Predictably, I yell "GRACIAS" and we move on. 

Pao is a real ratchet thang, ain't she?!  Who goes to visit their sick grandma looking like that?!  Abuelita broke my heart (and it was exploitative for sure).  Sad bangs Russ was more emotionally compelling about a woman he just met than Pao about the woman that partially raised her.  I hate that her family blames Russ.  As usually, I put that blame completely on Pao.  Typical behavior to say "I hope they don't blame Russ" and totally ensure they blame Russ for her being lazy and distant.  

Mae continues to be adorable.  I'm concerned about her living conditions (I DGAF about Nicole) with the state of that carpet Mae is sitting on, Mae being hungry, Mae not have combed hair, and Mae's seemingly lack of formal learning and education.  Also, Nicole needs to be diligent with Mae on that lake set-up outside of her Section 8.  This is freaking Florida.  I'm assume every body of water in the state has a gator or 12.  You have to watch kids closely and watch the times you are out by the water.  

[iwasish]

23 minutes ago, Nowhere said:

Anfisa is much prettier now that her lip filler has worn off.

Paola and everybody in her hometown thinks she's a movie star or something. She disgusts me. She doesn't give a shit about her grandmother. She only cares about the attention she's getting from all the men she used to screw. And what's with Russ acting as if he had never seen several motorcycles together before? It's typical for douchebags on crotch rockets to ride together. He acted like they were Hell's Angels and I thought it was ridiculous. Paola has no respect for Russ. I would never jump on the back of another man's bike with my ass in the air if I was married. I'd pass on the ride. Simple as that. It's not like there are no motorcycles in Miami. This is not a special Colombia thing! Motorcycles are everywhere. 

And Russ had to ride on the back of some girls motorcycle!

wonder if that was the first and only time she went to see her granny. At least Russ seemed genuinely moved to meet the woman. Pao just wanted to strut thru the hospital like some movie star. 

[Landlord]

1 hour ago, Natalie68 said:

I am SOOO bummed I cannot watch this show!  No longer have TLC.  One job I think Anfisa could do and be great at is as a Dominatrix.  She's got the attitude.  I have heard there can be big bucks there and she just might enjoy it.  I would rather she not be a sex worker but at least as a Dom she doesn't have to be nekkid.

If Nicole is living on a church property in an apt for people in need, I think that is a travesty.  She has family who enable the shit out of her and I am sure someone more deserving should be in that space. 

I saw this morning that tonight's full episode was available on Youtube. You should look it up.

[Landlord]

20 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I am a special ed teacher, Molly is not special needs, to me, yes....people can be that stupid and annoying.  When Molly got done talking to her daughter a friends house then did a talking head shot, talking to the camera saying:  "My kids come first....(crying a little) I just luv ma kids....." I was talking back "No you don't!!! You are a selfish witch!!"

I personally shouted "B*tch GET REAL!"

[Natalie68]

2 minutes ago, Landlord said:

I saw this morning that tonight's full episode was available on Youtube. You should look it up.

Thank you!!!

[Nowhere]

We don't know what happens off camera between Pedro and Family Chantel. I have a feeling they treat him like shit and then smile and act all nicey pants when the cameras are on. Pedro isn't smart enough to play the game. It did piss me off when mother chantel said she'd pull the car over. Bitch, he's a grown ass man! That's why he can't stand your bitch ass or your bratty son. 

[CoachWristletJen]

I wonder if David was as doddering and irresponsible before he had the stroke?

[Nowhere]

Why doesn't Family Chantel just leave it alone already. She made a decision as an adult woman to marry this man. This talk of hiring investigators is ridiculous. They need to butt out of her life and maybe she will come to her own conclusions. They are making her defend him instead of supporting her and staying quiet so she can learn for herself. And if she's ok with the marital dynamic, IT'S NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS. Let her grow up and learn on her own before she starts to hate them. This will backfire.

[jacksgirl]

Even though Nicole is the most giant dope on reality teevee, I appreciate her outfit for her lawyer visit. How many times have we seen people visiting their lawyer in ripped black jeans? (I'm looking at you Kail from Teen Mom 2). 

[CoachWristletJen]

2 minutes ago, Nowhere said:

Why doesn't Family Chantel just leave it alone already. She made a decision as an adult woman to marry this man. This talk of hiring investigators is ridiculous. They need to butt out of her life and maybe she will come to her own conclusions. They are making her defend him instead of supporting her and staying quiet so she can learn for herself. And if she's ok with the marital dynamic, IT'S NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS. Let her grow up and learn on her own before she starts to hate them. This will backfire.

EXACTLY! What will a private investigator find out? Um, they received a package, and they opened it. And they used or wore whatever was in it. And I watched them change into it.

I get that Pedro's mom is acting like a greedy B, but Chantel's family is just bizarre and so much worse! Obviously, they haven't read one word about what's been written about them online because they continue to act like fools. Absolute, xenophobic fools! Her dad looks like an asshat trying to pretend their behavior in Puerto Rico didn't happen. Both sides seem so angry at this point, too, just waiting to bubble over. Chantel's mother seemed so harsh and angry when she was talking about how they were being "harvested." WTF? Like Invasion of the Body Snatchers? That kind of ignorance is absolutely blinding. It's like they are pushing for a divorce, trying to make it happen.

Going out to dinner with David Poor has to be a anxiety inducing experience... wondering if his card will be declined or if they'll get to pay and leave the restaurant like normal people.

"Annie, once you get your work permit, and you're out there working and in a routine, and you're bringing home money for me every week, and you're cooking for me, and cleaning the firehouse, we're gonna be so happy and I'll be able to order cheap Viagra online..."

[CoachWristletJen]

"I asked Jorge to move back in with me because I wanted to stay in the United States, and now I have to get used to his oversized stoned body in my apartment."

[RichiesOlderBro]

9 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

EXACTLY! What will a private investigator find out? Um, they received a package, and they opened it. And they used or wore whatever was in it. And I watched them change into it.

I get that Pedro's mom is acting like a greedy B, but Chantel's family is just bizarre and so much worse! Obviously, they haven't read one word about what's been written about them online because they continue to act like fools. Absolute, xenophobic fools! Her dad looks like an asshat trying to pretend their behavior in Puerto Rico didn't happen. Both sides seem so angry at this point, too, just waiting to bubble over. Chantel's mother seemed so harsh and angry when she was talking about how they were being "harvested." WTF? Like Invasion of the Body Snatchers? That kind of ignorance is absolutely blinding. It's like they are pushing for a divorce, trying to make it happen.

Going out to dinner with David Poor has to be a anxiety inducing experience... wondering if his card will be declined or if they'll get to pay and leave the restaurant like normal people.

"Annie, once you get your work permit, and you're out there working and in a routine, and you're bringing home money for me every week, and you're cooking for me, and cleaning the firehouse, we're gonna be so happy and I'll be able to order cheap Viagra online..."

 

I think they suspect Pedro might have a wife in the DR.  None of the family has mentioned how much Chantel’s boob job cost.  

5 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

"I asked Jorge to move back in with me because I wanted to stay in the United States, and now I have to get used to his oversized stoned body in my apartment."

I still don’t understand how she got that tiny apartment without having a job. 

[CSunshine76]

I will never understand David Poor’s shock that he owes rent.  You are a grown ass man...did you really expect to live rent free and pay zero bills forever?  Get a damn job!  He clearly wats Annie to work when she’s legally able, but he has no plan? What a loser.

[vanillamountain]

Anfisa is so delightfully bitchy. I laughed when Jorge asked whether there was enough space in the closet for him, and she was just like, “no.” 

 

I also loved when Jorge asked whether Anfisa would be honest when talking to the marriage counselor, and Anfisa said, “I’m always honest.” She’s got a point there - love her or hate her, she’s always been upfront about who she is and what she wants. 

[spacefly]

I do not understand how Molly can even think leaving Kinsley home with Luis is acceptable. I sure hope her brother is going to be around. Maybe if Olivia was there because you know she would be the caretaker but just Luis, no way.

[woot]

I hate hearing David and Annie drone on about money issues. For once I’d love for them to acknowledge the fact that they are getting paid to be on the show.  They are not as destitute as they want everyone to believe. 

28 minutes ago, jacksgirl said:

Even though Nicole is the most giant dope on reality teevee, I appreciate her outfit for her lawyer visit. How many times have we seen people visiting their lawyer in ripped black jeans? (I'm looking at you Kail from Teen Mom 2). 

I didn’t notice that outfit but I do like the top she is wearing for TH.  It’s flattering and a nice colour choice for her. 

[Chickabiddy]

Is it me or is Annie’s neck slowly disappearing? 

i just love how Jorge wants to have a better relationship - to grow to get better, and the minute Anfisa quietly expresses her concerns, he accuses her of having an attitude. WTF?  Also love how the alpha male has to move in to his girlfriend’s place.

Also, could Asan have sounded any less excited about Nicole going  to Morocco to marry him? But damn, Jabba the Blond is determined to get her man by hook or by crook. “I just don’t care why he got denied. We are going to be together.”

And Amfisa has quite the game plan to say all the right things  to make her marriage work keep her green card. I give her credit for having a plan and sticking to it. 

And lastly, for now, does it seem like Chantel has a hard time blinking under the weight of her fabulously faux eyelashes? Her eyes look positively bovine. 

Edited June 4, 2018 by Chickabiddy

[iwasish]

Why didn’t any of these dopes do a K-3 visa instead of this mess?

Isnt a refusal the same as a denial? Is all business with the government done via email?   Why doesn’t she get a formal letter? Why do I think that immigration lawyer(probably hired by the producers) used the language of the  email ( refusal vs denial) as a way to get Nicole to start up the campaign toward a K-3 visa.

anyone else think Hassan is going to go to any measures to keep Nicole in the USA.

[Mercolleen]

Azan's reaction = crickets. He is panicking.

[Baltimore Betty]

6 minutes ago, Chickabiddy said:

Is it me or is Annie’s neck slowly disappearing? 

She may not like American food but she is eating something!

 

6 minutes ago, Chickabiddy said:

Also love how the alpha male has to move in to his girlfriend’s place.

Alpha male is tired of couch surfing.

Honestly, being around Anfisa would be so draining, she is dour, flat affectation in her voice and not interested in doing anything.  Jorge must be that horny,

[Deafening Roar]

I can't stand how "Miss Karen" keeps saying and emphasizing AMERICAN... stupid AMERICANS, the AMERICAN dollar is being harvested...wtf does that even mean Miss Karen? 

And whoever said that Father Chantel is creepy and serial killer-ish the way he smiles no matter what he is saying was spot on!

Edited June 4, 2018 by Deafening Roar
because I'm a stupid American who can't type lol

[Chickabiddy]

1 hour ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Honestly, being around Anfisa would be so draining, she is dour, flat affectation in her voice and not interested in doing anything.  Jorge must be that horny,

Right, but what exactly does Big George bring to the table? Burgeoning incel rage?

He seems just as flat, dour and listless. And I always give Anfisa credit for speaking two languages, keeping fit, and having enough hussle to get her own place so that her “alpha male” can have a place to stay. 

Edited June 4, 2018 by Chickabiddy

[iwasish]

Why didn’t Chantels sister continue to keep her mouth shut? I liked her so much better as a mute.

[Kareem]

41 minutes ago, jacksgirl said:

Even though Nicole is the most giant dope on reality teevee, I appreciate her outfit for her lawyer visit. How many times have we seen people visiting their lawyer in ripped black jeans? (I'm looking at you Kail from Teen Mom 2). 

I was a little surprised at her conversation with the attorney.   She didn't whine the way she does with her mom and it was also different than the way she barks at Azan.  She seemed calm, reasonable and more mature.  Well done all around, I thought.  

[Mercolleen]

Can someone make David Yates' bug eye reactions into a gif?

[Nowhere]

If Pedro didn't want to explain, why the hell did he even bring up the subject of moving back to the DR without Chantel?? 

[For Cereals]

Hassan is totally catfishing Nichole.  You know he sent that email.  If he does get there, is everyone sleeping in the same room?

No way Molly should leave that child with a stranger.  Grandpa, uncle sure but not your boy toy.  WTH is she thinking?  You cannot just add visa and make instant dad.

I hope family Pedro is trying to harvest Chantel.  Would make their story more interesting.

[steff13]

Chantel's family is horrible.  

[Marilee]

Oh dear Lord! Where to start..

Nicole dragging May back to Morocco to marry a man that basically can’t stand her? Bad Idea! Nicole trying to explain to her mom why the K-3 is the best choice for their relationship reminds me of a child trying to convince their parents to let them get a puppy. “I promise I’ll take care of it, you won’t have to worry I’ll do everything! Please, please, please!!” And can someone introduce Nicole to dry shampoo?

David spilling his guts about his 4 year sex-cation in Thailand and his sad sob story to a potential employer Bad Idea!

Family Chantel and Pedro mixing alcohol and a mutual hatred for each other? Bad Idea!!

Molly leaving Kinsley with Luis? Really. Bad. Idea. She needs a smack in the head.

[Pollo Loco]

I hate the fact that someone I don't even know makes me this angry. Seriously, what is wrong with Nicole? Her only objective is to get married to Azan so she can validate her worth by having a "hot" guy, everything and everyone(including Mae) be damned.

So her and Mae are going to move to Morocco for a year where he has apparently not been able to find a job which is why she's been supporting and they're going to support themselves how now?!? I'm guessing that's another part of her plan that's she not going to worry about right now. 

Also, rolling your eyes while telling someone your asinine plan when they question it, really shows your maturity. 

[Nowhere]

When a close family member is dying, don't you spend most of the day and night with that person? From my understanding, Paola saw her grandmother twice, and briefly at that. This bitch is on vacation. I think she's a sociopath.

Also, blaming depression for not calling. When you have a close, supportive family and you're lonely, those are the first people you call. Every day. I know first hand. That was a shitty excuse. When you're depressed and have no friends, you call family, even if you have to fake a smile and even if you don't tell them the full truth about your condition, it's comforting just to hear their voices. Paola is bullshit personified. 

Oh so she had a miscarriage and that's why she won't talk to her family ?. Whatever.

[sainte-chapelle]

I detest Family Chantel but Pedro can't drop a bomb like that and say it is his business, sorry Chantel is your family now and it is her business.

[iwasish]

Why do I think Pao is lying thru her teeth about the miscarriage and the future possible issues with pregnancy.

She doesn’t want a baby. She wants a “carrrreeeer”

[Adeejay]

Let me see if I understand this.  Molly wanted to leave her daughter alone with a man for three days, who isn't her father?!  WTF is wrong with this woman?

[Marilee]

I feel bad for Pao and Russ now. If it’s a blood issue that caused her miscarriage I’m wondering now if it’s some sort of clotting disorder. It’d explain what she was saying about it would be a very high risk pregnancy and the baby could be in danger. Running off to do research...

[Nowhere]

Molly does treat Luis like her kid. Gross. 

Molly, make lunch for your kid the night before.

"I'm not convinced Luis is ready to stay here and do what needs to be done." Right, idiot. So don't leave your child with him.

Dumb ass Molly, Luis has no connection with your kid. He is a babysitter, not a parent. Wow, she's stupid. 

[noveltylibrary]

I can't believe Molly was going to leave her child with Luiz.  What does it take to get through to her thick skull that he's not her father??

[Nowhere]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Why do I think Pao is lying thru her teeth about the miscarriage and the future possible issues with pregnancy.

She doesn’t want a baby. She wants a “carrrreeeer”

I agree. I think it's a lie.

[Pollo Loco]

I hate to say it but Luis making the suggestion of Kinsly staying at her dads was the decision that Molly should've made in the first place. Her ignoring every red flag that Luis was throwing at her was incredulous. I don't even know how she even drove away. 

[Anfisawillbemine]

Well let’s think about it first; why would she even lie that bad? That’s not something to make up, so I doubt she would just come up with that for a career. 

[Real Eyes]

I blame Pedro mostly. Both sides should apologize and move on. 

 

Chantel’s sister was correct. Seems to me Pedro is already checking out of his marriage. 

Edited June 4, 2018 by Real Eyes

[CoachWristletJen]

50 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Why didn’t any of these dopes do a K-3 visa instead of this mess?

Isnt a refusal the same as a denial? Is all business with the government done via email?   Why doesn’t she get a formal letter? Why do I think that immigration lawyer(probably hired by the producers) used the language of the  email ( refusal vs denial) as a way to get Nicole to start up the campaign toward a K-3 visa.

anyone else think Hassan is going to go to any measures to keep Nicole in the USA.

I'm no expert by any means, but apparently there are two types of denials, a denial, and a second stronger denial that is more of a refusal. In the first instance you can appeal, reapply, get more information, change circumstances, etc. However, in the case of a refusal, it's basically game over. One reason they can refuse is that they suspect the relationship is fraudulent.

Nicole definitely inherited her stupidity from her dad.

[Nowhere]

2 minutes ago, Anfisawillbemine said:

Well let’s think about it first; why would she even lie that bad? That’s not something to make up, so I doubt she would just come up with that for a career. 

Because she has an out now. If she claims her pregnancy will be high risk and the baby will also be at risk, then she never has to have kids. Nobody would expect it from her. Problem solved. Spicy Latina forever.

[dyanad]

Am I the only one that sees Chantel's family point of view? Yes, they contributed to the mess in the DR, but his family contributed to that shit show too and Pedro refuses to acknowledge that part! Chantel's family get off the plane and the first thing they hear from his family is "where is the TV". Knowing Pedro and Chantel are struggling with living costs, bills, etc. and all his family is concerned about is where are my things. It would be very off putting to me as well. And yes, it would raise concerns. Now, Pedro acting shady AF with these plans that he has that he has not and apparently DOES NOT want to talk to Chantel about is not a good look. I see it as he does not want to talk in front of Chantel's family because he wants to be able to sweet talk and lie to her and ultimately push her to do things his way (which he has done all along - especially with regards to his family and money). He isn't in a marriage or equals, he sees his money as his and her money and theirs. There is something really fishy and it stinks a lot.

Edited June 4, 2018 by dyanad

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, Nowhere said:

Because she has an out now. If she claims her pregnancy will be high risk and the baby will also be at risk, then she never has to have kids. Nobody would expect it from her. Problem solved. Spicy Latina forever.

I'm no fan of Pao, but when she discussed the miscarriage, she cried real tears that flowed freely. I actually think she was telling the truth. She may have been exaggerating, but I think she wanted a baby.

[NinaH]

1 hour ago, spacefly said:

I do not understand how Molly can even think leaving Kinsley home with Luis is acceptable. I sure hope her brother is going to be around. Maybe if Olivia was there because you know she would be the caretaker but just Luis, no way.

Whyyyyyyyy is she forcing him to babysit or play stepfather when he makes it plain he doesn’t want to?  I’d worry about the safety & well being of my child to force him on someone who wanted nothing to do with him. Which I would never do, bc I actually do put him ahead of my own and don’t just claim to. 

With what all she’s spent on importing him and keeping him here, she could’ve hired a real nanny. And just got laid in her spare time without all these complications.