S10.E04: War and P.O.S

[OnceSane]

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Tensions boil over between Dorinda and Sonja at Luann's brunch; at Ramona's dinner party, Tinsley delivers a low blow to Sonja that shocks the whole party; Sonja calls out Ramona for not being a true friend in a text message.

 

[KungFuBunny]

OMG The NY crazy bitches are on

[Mindthinkr]

Dorinda going after Sonja talking about how she screwed around on her husband in the south of France was “really crossing the line a little bit” to quote Ramona. 

[Neurochick]

STFU Dorinda, you're giving me a headache.  Sonja's not worth getting THAT upset about.  It's not like Sonja killed Dorinda's husband or something.

Dorinda sounds like a woman who's sat on too many bar stools and drank too much whiskey.  

And Dorinda is at Ramona's dinner, guess she didn't hate Sonja that much.

Edited April 26, 2018 by Neurochick

[Mindthinkr]

Is Sonja wearing the same red dress that “accidentally” came off when she was at Lu’s Cabaret act? 

Sonja is working hard to secure her Apple for next season. 

[JD5166]

I can’t believe she got that for 2M! Gorgeous!!!!

[QuinnM]

Ramona isn’t one to tap her own horn.  She’s so fun.

And the wires to her tv are STILL hanging out in plain view.

[Mindthinkr]

Ramona almost got caught getting ready to talk behind Dorinda’s back. Good catch Dorinda. 

[Midnight Cheese]

Bethenny’s investment property is already amazing.  Damn!   It’s already more modern than Ramona’s place.

I flat-out don’t believe a word from Sonja about her beautiful marriage.   Sonja to the captive Mary:  “I lost my best friend (fake cry voice) as she [Dorinda] did so I lost my best friend too!”  Um.  UM.  UM HE’S REMARRIED FOR THE SAME NUMBER OF YEARS YOU WERE MARRIED.

[Straycat80]

And then John slithers in the door, ick!

Carole looks ridiculous, how old is she 16? 

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

And then John slithers in the door, ick!

Carole looks ridiculous, how old is she 16? 

But she said that it’s a major fashion moment. 

[Midnight Cheese]

What da fuq is Ramona wearing?

[KungFuBunny]

I can't wait for this!

[Mindthinkr]

Aha. Sonja has raided Luanne’s closet. Is there anyone’s closet that she won’t borrow from?

Edited April 26, 2018 by Mindthinkr
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[KungFuBunny]

 

There is no Rocco?

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

 

I can't wait for this!

We used to complain about them chewing with their mouths open but now they only open to insinuate or throw shade. 

[JD5166]

Bethany is looking a little tight in the eyes this season? Anyone else notice? Carole’s major fashion moment is a fashion MISS! Just, NO. 

[Straycat80]

7 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

But she said that it’s a major fashion moment. 

I am still laughing at Bethenny: ‘what da fuq is everyone including herself wearing’? 

[SuprSuprElevated]

B's hair is awful.  The color, style, all of it.

[Mindthinkr]

Luanne is getting ready to try her hand at stirring the pot. 

[Neurochick]

Dorinda is one mean, nasty drunk, I'm glad I don't know her.  And Bethenny was right, Dorinda talks about Richard a lot.  I think it was because she was the happiest she ever was with him.

Edited April 26, 2018 by Neurochick

[Steph J]

"I don't know why we let Dorinda get away with it."

Um... maybe because her husband died and it's the empathetic thing to do?  I get that divorce is like "a death" but death is death. It's final. Dorinda loved Richard and he's gone from this Earth.

[Mindthinkr]

Ramona- Don’t break my glass.

Bethenny- I’ll buy you a new one. I’d have to go back to the 70’s to find this glass. 

Ramona- It’s gold and antique. 

No Ramona. If it’s from the 70’s it’s only collectible. 

Edited April 26, 2018 by Mindthinkr

[Neurochick]

Just because Dorinda's husband died doesn't mean she has the right to be a nasty person.

[mbaywife123]

Does SonJa not realize the this dinner party is on film? 

You crazy loon, Dorinda is seated at the corner of the table and you are seated in the middle next to the host.

[ivygirl]

9 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

 

 

There is no Rocco?

In my head, I keep hearing Dorinda yell “It’s OVAH ROC!” (a la Burgess Meredith).

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Aha. Sonja has raided Luanne’s closet. Is there anyone’s closet that she won’t borrow from. 

I think in order to be her friend you have to be her size.  I did chuckle about the green sparkly outfit, it seems a bit much for the Hamptons, I think Lily Pulitzer, Izod, Ralph Lauren not Bob Mackie, lol.

Carole's tattoo body suit is really ugly not to mention she has truly aged out of that look.  She could have worn the black leather shorts 47 other ways to make a better outfit.  What sort of memorabilia would one have if one has not run the marathon?  Maybe she wanted a life size cardboard cutout of her crossing the finish line?  So we have learned that a buffet style dinner is not an acceptable celebratory dinner.

Beth's BF's Gucci sweater is fugly, I didn't like on Marlo either, sometimes I feel like designers make something awful, charge a ton of money for it and sit back and laugh when someone buys it.  Beth knocking Ramona's wine glass saying it's from the 70's, (and I hate that I am taking up for the twitchy Ramona) but those are pricey stems that I would love to own.

Of all the changes Ramona has made to her house I wish she would have changed the tile back splash in her kitchen, that looks dated.  Did Ramona select a painting from the artist?

Sorry if it seems like I am drinking Haterade while writing this post.

[Mindthinkr]

“Shut your mouth and shut your legs”

Darn the ladies are full of zingers tonight. Well maybe I shouldn’t call them ladies ?

[Steph J]

Just now, Neurochick said:

Just because Dorinda's husband died doesn't mean she has the right to be a nasty person.

I'm not excusing Dorinda's drunken behavior.  Bethany's comment wasn't about this specific instance of Dorinda getting drunk and screaming at someone; it was a statement that they generally let Dorinda talk at length about Richard, but get annoyed when Sonja talks about her ex-husband.  I'm just saying that someone needing to talk about a loved one who has passed away is understandable.

[Straycat80]

Geez Carole, it’s not like you won a Nobel Prize or something . Talk about ungrateful! 

[Mindthinkr]

Oh. I didn’t know we were grading parties now.  

[QuinnM]

I know I know I’m on Ramona this episode but those glasses were 2 years ago Anthropologie.  And for someone that trashes everyone else’s home she sure is particular about her stuff.

And I’m guessing Bethenny and Carole are still besties at this point?  They sure looked tight.

[missyb]

The is a  horrendous group of women. Apparently, they all really really really hate each other. Bad acting jobs by all. And Carol, really, you want a marathon party. You got a cake, a toast. When is enough. I always have to mute both Sonja and Dorinda . The screeching is unbearable. Deleting from my DVR.

ETA: Dorinda clearly believes her own press . Now she is gleefully taking on the role of pot stirrer and admits it. Lets see who we can hurt next.

Edited April 26, 2018 by missyb

[Neurochick]

5 minutes ago, Steph J said:

I'm just saying that someone needing to talk about a loved one who has passed away is understandable.

That is true, but Bethenny was also right.  An ugly divorce is bad because although the person is still alive, you have no relationship with them.

And if Carole wants a marathon party then she should throw herself one.

Edited April 26, 2018 by Neurochick

[LilaFowler]

Carole is such an ungrateful, joyless shrew. Each week she becomes more unlikable.

These women fight and snap at each other too much. It's weeks like this that I wonder why I watch.

[Neeners]

Maybe Dennis thought it was an Ugly Sweater party.

[tinaw]

  I am living for all the Sonia bashing the girls are doing tonight. The woman needs to stop busting balls if Sonia doesn't want to have hers busted.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

33 minutes ago, QuinnM said:

Ramona isn’t one to tap her own horn.  

LOL. This reminded me of whichever season when she was screaming, "I'M HOLDING THE FIFTH!"

[Neeners]

Dorinda, "I gotta tell you something...I love a bald man."

Camera pans to John.

I snort.

Damn, I love this show.

[mwell345]

When Ramona starts being the voice of calm and reason, we’ve reached a whole new level of crazy.

[noveltylibrary]

Someone calls me an unfeeling POS and I was done yesterday.  It's amazing to me that Ramona says 'I'm not going to say I'm done.'

[Baltimore Betty]

I am so tired of people blaming menopause or the lack of hormones for their shitty behavior.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I am so tired of people blaming menopause or the lack of hormones for their shitty behavior.

I’m afraid to tell you that sometimes it’s true but it can be overplayed. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

The producers are so shady putting in all these clips of Sonja shoveling food in her mouth. 

[JD5166]

 What’s with the fucking place cards this season? Grow up ALL of you! OMG! OC Vickie don’t play ‘dat. 

[KungFuBunny]

I don't believe Sonja gained weight from an anti depressant. I also don't believe she's been sober.

She gained weight because she stuffed her face every chance she got.

Luann should check her luggage for clothes, food, and liquor

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

I don't believe Sonja gained weight from an anti depressant. I also don't believe she's been sober.

She gained weight because she stuffed her face every chance she got.

Luann should check her luggage for clothes, food, and liquor

What about the Ninja, will that go home with her too?

[Mindthinkr]

I was wrong earlier. I just saw Ramona talking with her mouth full and it wasn’t pretty. 

[Neeners]

Ramona's short hair in the talking heads looks great.

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

What about the Ninja, will that go home with her too?

Yes!

I'm sure Tom's slippers are in there too

Edited April 26, 2018 by KungFuBunny