S08.E17: Better Latex Than Never

[Misslindsey]

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Boy George and Culture Club are scheduled to perform at our State Fair this summer!  I and all my forty-something friends are pretty excited.  

Maybe Dorit will show up and do her rendition of "Fever" for PK.

[ivygirl]

8 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

I was hoping that Erika would arrive via Helicopter ala Dorit/PK Casino Royale party and then was lowered onto the Berlin Boat via winch rope

Or on a jet ski AND helicopter, like Mariah Carey in the “Honey” video...

And thanks for the info on fitting into latex! 

Edited April 12, 2018 by ivygirl

[Anne Thrax]

9 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

I've stopped watching this season, but please tell me that Erika was not pontificating about her artistry. "Cinnamon at Crazy Horse II, Peaches at Scores, and Chardonnay at the Yellow Rose are here tonight to give a Learning Annex seminar on the artistry of writhing around in latex and your underwear." What artistry? She's someone who convinced her husband to spend a million dollars on her mediocre talents. If she's going to talk about her real talents, like how she managed to convince Tom to spend so much money on her negligible singing and dancing, I'm all ears. Hell, she could stop paying gay men to squeeze her into uncomfortable clothing because I'd happily pay up if she taught courses on how to hook a sugar daddy who indulged your whims.

Hell yeah!

[LIMOM]

15 hours ago, nexxie said:

Erika is feeling like a big deal lately - she doesn’t need Andy or Tom anymore, ya know.

Yep, but I appreciated her candor. And I also think that she might be ready to leave the show.

can Tom ever bother showing up for any of the rhobh events?

he was the only one missing on WWHL. Yes, he is this super duper busy great legal mind but it also shows me how he feels about Erika.

14 hours ago, WordsWordsWords said:

 

Like many of us, I'm sad to say goodbye to Kyle's old house. It's a lovely house. The new one is grander, but it's not homier.

I don’t get why she is moving to Encino. Isn’t it a downgrade neighborhood wise?

[Higgins]

12 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

When I saw Slate's face all I could see what her dad John.  Very cute little face!

She looks just like Grandpa. His little mini me. 

[AttackTurtle]

When Erika pulled out the “stealth bitch” face on Teddie, I so wanted Teddie to say “Yup, I called you a liar, because I think you lied”.  Had this been a discussion between the NY ladies, that’s how this would’ve gone down and this issue would already be long forgotten.    No way do I think that Erika doesn’t remember saying what she did to Teddie regarding Dorit and Vanderpump.   It’s been one of the major dumb/manufactured feuds of the season.   

NY has always been my favorite Housewives show, but this was always a close number two.   Now I’m usually more interested in my I-pad than this show.  

[hoodooznoodooz]

16 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Aftershow WWHL

 

Dorit: What glass goes with Coke? Hah!!!

Rinna: My dusters and diapers made more money than any of your restaurants

I can’t believe how much Dorit went after that Bravo fan, calling her a weird woman, and saying, “No wonder your son can’t find anyone to marry him!” (paraphrasing)

[mbutterfly]

22 hours ago, nexxie said:

Erika crossed that line a while back - now she’s stuck in Erika Jayne get-up mode and can’t seem to find her way back to boring Erika Girardi outfits.

One of the few things I enjoyed about early Erika was the switching back and forth between Jayne and Girardi. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

WWHL: Andy sure is trying to get a lot of mileage out of the Kim/Rinna blue bunny  in plastic. 

[diadochokinesis]

16 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Erika's Berlin Boat Outfit/Makeup

I liked the look - it was fun.

I was curious enough about it to YouTube How to put on a latex outfit.

I found a video where a man wearing a full bodysuit - head and all (I mean like Spiderman/Deadpool in Latex) listing the pros and cons of each method.

You don't use both lube and talcum powder - it's either or.

Con for talcum powder - it takes the shine away from the latex. When you sweat and you will sweat - should a rivulet of sweat trickle down it will be white and it won't look nice for white streaks to show on your latex outfit

Con for lube - one hour after application it gets "tacky". If the lube is anywhere on exposed skin things will stick to you. Taking off the garment may require getting in the shower to rinse inside before pulling away from skin or it might be painful - OW!

Then there's chlorination - which changes the chemical makeup of the garment but makes it so that it is easy to put on

I am curious as to where does the sweat go? Does it just dribble down all night or is there a sweat puddle in there?

I googled too.  LOL.  I found a Cosmo article where they used baby powder on the skin but then had to lube the dress to make it shiny.  

[ivygirl]

Speaking of WWHL: did anyone listen to the Radio Andy episode with Rinna? She and LVP started argue-bantering about some comment Rinna made about RHOBH needing new blood? 

Was she really suggesting that they get rid of LVP? (That would probably never happen)

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, ivygirl said:

Speaking of WWHL: did anyone listen to the Radio Andy episode with Rinna? She and LVP started argue-bantering about some comment Rinna made about RHOBH needing new blood? 

Was she really suggesting that they get rid of LVP? (That would probably never happen)

LVP was obviously told by someone else and they got it totally wrong.

I listened (you can too for free on Siriux)- Andy had Rinna and then Jeff Lewis.

Lisa Rinna said they need new blood, not old new blood. She didn't say it but she was referring to not bringing back Brandi or Kim.

[ivygirl]

Thanks @KungFuBunny!

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, ivygirl said:

Thanks @KungFuBunny!

You're welcome ivygirl - click on link below and follow instructions

https://www.siriusxm.com/radioandy

Click on the Tab at the top "Listen Online"

Scroll down - and you should see a white box with blie lettering that says Lisa Rinna & Jeff Lewis in LA

Volume control at top right. You can't fast forward but you can go backwards 15 seconds and you can pause

She's on first

[SCS]

4 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I can’t believe how much Dorit went after that Bravo fan, calling her a weird woman, and saying, “No wonder your son can’t find anyone to marry him!” (paraphrasing)

That was awful. Dorit's HWs currency (such as it is) may have decreased with that behavior. Really dumb.

[WordsWordsWords]

4 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I can’t believe how much Dorit went after that Bravo fan, calling her a weird woman, and saying, “No wonder your son can’t find anyone to marry him!” (paraphrasing)

That was cruel. And perfectly Dorit. Example Number I-Can't-Count-That-High-Bubba of why I detest her so much. Vile. Granted, the question was shady, but if I'd been Dorit, I'd have assumed the fan meant Coca Cola and replied, "A soda fountain glass, of course, honey." Interesting, isn't it, that Dorit went right to cocaine, though. When the woman asked the question -- and before Dorit went nuts -- that's what I thought she was asking, in effect. "Do you ever drink anything as common as Coca Cola, and if you do, do you have a special glass for it?"

[LIMOM]

4 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I can’t believe how much Dorit went after that Bravo fan, calling her a weird woman, and saying, “No wonder your son can’t find anyone to marry him!” (paraphrasing)

Agreed. A hit dog will holler. 

Thanks to bunny for posting this link.

[KungFuBunny]

1 hour ago, SCS said:

That was awful. Dorit's HWs currency (such as it is) may have decreased with that behavior. Really dumb.

 

2 minutes ago, WordsWordsWords said:

That was cruel. And perfectly Dorit. Example Number I-Can't-Count-That-High-Bubba of why I detest her so much. Vile. Granted, the question was shady, but if I'd been Dorit, I'd have assumed the fan meant Coca Cola and replied, "A soda fountain glass, of course, honey." Interesting, isn't it, that Dorit went right to cocaine, though. When the woman asked the question -- and before Dorit went nuts -- that's what I thought she was asking, in effect. "Do you ever drink anything as common as Coca Cola, and if you do, do you have a special glass for it?"

 

1 minute ago, LIMOM said:

Agreed. A hit dog will holler. 

Thanks to bunny for posting this link.

I'm surprised Dorit didn't say...yoo ave poot me wee bairns in jeh poh day buy say in I leeve in a cock din. Yee mus be crah zay - r yee skit so freh nick?

[janie2002]

1 hour ago, SCS said:

That was awful. Dorit's HWs currency (such as it is) may have decreased with that behavior. Really dumb.

She could have laughed it off instead she responded really over the top. Hit a sore spot I guess.

7 minutes ago, WordsWordsWords said:

That was cruel. And perfectly Dorit. Example Number I-Can't-Count-That-High-Bubba of why I detest her so much. Vile. Granted, the question was shady, but if I'd been Dorit, I'd have assumed the fan meant Coca Cola and replied, "A soda fountain glass, of course, honey." Interesting, isn't it, that Dorit went right to cocaine, though. When the woman asked the question -- and before Dorit went nuts -- that's what I thought she was asking, in effect. "Do you ever drink anything as common as Coca Cola, and if you do, do you have a special glass for it?"

Maybe that fan is on  this forum because it was a shady question but hilarious. Dorit just cant take it.

[LIMOM]

11 minutes ago, janie2002 said:

She could have laughed it off instead she responded really over the top. Hit a sore spot I guess.

Maybe that fan is on  this forum because it was a shady question but hilarious. Dorit just cant take it.

Yep, and this is why LVP is still a fan favorite. When Lisa announced that her diaper commercials and dusters made way more money than her restaurants, she laughed it off.

Dorit is a moron.

Edited April 12, 2018 by LIMOM

[eclectcmoi]

14 hours ago, Anne Thrax said:

Because I haven't seen any shots showing kennels in the store where the puppies might otherwise live during the times the store is closed, I think Lisa's place is more like the pet stores that hold pop-up adoption events. 

I foster for a local cat rescue organization, and we take our charges to once-a-week adoption events.  From experience, I know that when I have kittens I will be told to take my fosters to X location on adoption day.  But if I have, say 2 near-adult siblings, I will be told to take them to Y location.  It certainly could be that Lisa's place does best with puppies.  (Or they just staged it for production - is that cynical of me?)

The rescue organization I'm with is run by devoted, organized people who keep track of trends in their partner stores.  They learn demographics of adopters for each store, and using the web to advertise pets helps a lot too.  Some stores have the most success with little kittens. Some have more demand for a bit older kitten and cat.  People can arrange to come to a certain store to visit a pet they saw online (we fosters take the photos and write the personality descriptions).  Quite a bit of effort goes into placing pets in the right stores to get a good adoption turnover.

We also do a bit of feral cat management, and when the little ones have good personalities and can be adopted out of the colony, we get them there.  In fact, I just recently adopted one of my fosters who was born to a feral colony and is just the funniest cutest most affectionate little all-black clown (8 mos).  I think it's true - the all-black ones have a harder time getting adopted.

Here in California, in order to address shelter overcrowding/euthanization and to force out of business the "backyard breeders" who produce unhealthy and/or too many, it's the law now that pet stores can sell only animals from registered breeders or shelter rescues.  And rescue organizations get preference and a price break to take shelter animals.

I've personally seen so many successes I'm convinced it's the right direction. 

I greatly admire what you do for animals Anne Thrax. <3

[KungFuBunny]

13 hours ago, ivygirl said:

Or on a jet ski AND helicopter, like Mariah Carey in the “Honey” video...

And thanks for the info on fitting into latex! 

 

3 hours ago, diadochokinesis said:

I googled too.  LOL.  I found a Cosmo article where they used baby powder on the skin but then had to lube the dress to make it shiny.  

It's even more mmmm..different watching the YouTube video I saw. It's taken very seriously.

If you're into it but by day you wear normal work clothes...when you go out..do you go out fully dressed in latex or do you hide it in a backpack and change into it for later (like Catholic School)? I'm just trying to picture walking out of your apartment, house, fully latexed, - the noise eeeh, eeeh,,eeeh, finding your key to lock the door, eeh, eeh, eeh, walking down the sidewalk, eeh, eeh, eeh - folding into a car...eeh, eeh, eeh. How do you accessorize - is there a latex pocketbook? Things I think of - just cracking up here

[LIMOM]

Since it was revealed that Ramona got her clothing paid off by Bravo. I am seriously wondering if both Erica’s glam team and all that Gucci is provided for Erica. Hum.

What do you all think?

[Jel]

20 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

 

It's even more mmmm..different watching the YouTube video I saw. It's taken very seriously.

If you're into it but by day you wear normal work clothes...when you go out..do you go out fully dressed in latex or do you hide it in a backpack and change into it for later (like Catholic School)? I'm just trying to picture walking out of your apartment, house, fully latexed, - the noise eeeh, eeeh,,eeeh, finding your key to lock the door, eeh, eeh, eeh, walking down the sidewalk, eeh, eeh, eeh - folding into a car...eeh, eeh, eeh. How do you accessorize - is there a latex pocketbook? Things I think of - just cracking up here

Right? I mean it's not like you can exactly sneak out - squeak, squeak, squeak

[KungFuBunny]

7 minutes ago, LIMOM said:

Since it was revealed that Ramona got her clothing paid off by Bravo. I am seriously wondering if both Erica’s glam team and all that Gucci is provided for Erica. Hum.

What do you all think?

For Erika's clothes, I think she pays herself, probably has some sort of company created for all things Erika Jayne and some of the clothing can be put off as a "business expense". She probably can add more now that she is on RHOBH.

Erika might get some freebies from certain designers that she lists off on the show - but I think she buys some too.

A remember years ago when the HWs first started there were a few designers who provided clothes -  not for them to keep but to appear at various functions with a step and repeat. I distinctly remember a pink/black dress - LVP wore it, Melissa Gorga wore it, one of the ATL ladies wore it - same dress but in their size.

[Miss Bones]

21 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

I am at a loss-I don't see what Dorit had surgically altered.  I see new hair color but she still has a less than small nose, her lips are pretty much the same, her eyebrows are tamed.  Dorit still has bags under her eyes.  See latest without make up photo:  http://people.com/style/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-makeup-free-photos/

In the article, Dorit says she is self-conscious about her breasts, and therefore, (paraphrasing) tries to wear things that flatter them in the best way possible.  Ummm...really?  Because they usually look like two water balloons that are about to bust.

 

19 hours ago, Snappy said:

Three words; The Station Nightclub. In Feb. 2003, this Rhode Island nightclub let a band set off pyrotechnics which started a fire, and as a result, 100 people died, and 230 were injured. People's safety is not worth taking the risk to further inflate a performer's ego.

Dorit, is that you making this comment? That's the only explaination I can think of for it.

I am from West Warwick, the small town in Rhode Island in which this tragedy occurred, and I went to school with some who had family members who died in the fire.  This was immediately what I thought of when they were all salty with the guy who was telling them they could not use pyrotechnics.  I'm glad Erika and her little queen shut up about it, when they did.

 

 

Lastly, I just wanted to add that I like Teddi, for the most part, but whenever I am reminded that she named her daughter "Slate", it makes me like her less.  I simply cannot get past how ridiculous it is.  For a girl, no less.

[LIMOM]

15 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

For Erika's clothes, I think she pays herself, probably has some sort of company created for all things Erika Jayne and some of the clothing can be put off as a "business expense". She probably can add more now that she is on RHOBH.

Erika might get some freebies from certain designers that she lists off on the show - but I think she buys some too.

A remember years ago when the HWs first started there were a few designers who provided clothes -  not for them to keep but to appear at various functions with a step and repeat. I distinctly remember a pink/black dress - LVP wore it, Melissa Gorga wore it, one of the ATL ladies wore it - same dress but in their size.

I am convinced that Chanel is giving/ loaning free clothes to the housewives. The logo has been flashed as nauseum this season.

I can’t imagine why Bravo would be giving  so much free advertisement.

I wonder how Ramona of all people managed to get reimbursed for her clothes. 

[KungFuBunny]

16 minutes ago, Jel said:

Right? I mean it's not like you can exactly sneak out - squeak, squeak, squeak

Please for those who are into latex - I mean no offense.

I don't know if the point is to be "secretive" or "inconspicuous"

Since this gear isn't easy to put on and may require help - you'd have to walk out the door fully dressed.

I can only say I live in NYC and I have been out at all hours and been to various clubs - I have never ever ever seen anyone in a full latex bodysuit ever.

I'm picturing stopping at a red light and you look to the left and there's Spideyman - GAH!

What do you do when you have to pee? Do the men's gear have that weeny flap?

Years ago on SNL - Horatio Sanz and Jimmy Fallon did a skit about a leather store. It was one of their regular sketches and one time Britney Spears was a customer. She tried on leather pants and the whole gag of the show was Jimmy/Horatio/customer - walking around the store squeaking and creaking.

[LIMOM]

Just now, KungFuBunny said:

Please for those who are into latex - I mean no offense.

I don't know if the point is to be "secretive" or "inconspicuous"

Since this gear isn't easy to put on and may require help - you'd have to walk out the door fully dressed.

I can only say I live in NYC and I have been out at all hours and been to various clubs - I have never ever ever seen anyone in a full latex bodysuit ever.

I'm picturing stopping at a red light and you look to the left and there's Spideyman - GAH!

What do you do when you have to pee? Do the men's gear have that weeny flap?

Years ago on SNL - Horatio Sanz and Jimmy Fallon did a skit about a leather store. It was one of their regular sketches and one time Britney Spears was a customer. She tried on leather pants and the whole gag of the show was Jimmy/Horatio/customer - walking around the store squeaking and creaking.

Can you imagine Erica in latex boarding the subway at rush hour after work in the middle of August??

I am in awe of her dedication to “her” gays ‘ poor taste.

[KungFuBunny]

6 minutes ago, LIMOM said:

Can you imagine Erica in latex boarding the subway at rush hour after work in the middle of August??

I am in awe of her dedication to “her” gays ‘ poor taste.

Only the red top was latex - I was picturing the roux in her under boobs - enough to make gravy for 2 turkeys or enough dough to make a loaf of bread.

I do wonder how many hours they filmed with her in that outfit and if she was sweltering. - do you have to hydrate?

I liked her outfit - hah!

Actually I like most of her outfits - the stage outfits not so much.

Edited April 12, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[ghoulina]

21 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

She looked very different to me - did she have some surgery in the facial area?

I thought MC Faye looked odd as well. It was like a Faye impersonator. Almost there....but not quite. 

[LIMOM]

10 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Only the red top was latex - I was picturing the roux in her under boobs - enough to make gravy for 2 turkeys or enough dough to make a loaf of bread.

I do wonder how many hours they filmed with her in that outfit and if she was sweltering. - do you have to hydrate?

I liked her outfit - hah!

Actually I like most of her outfits - the stage outfits not so much.

I like some but I agree with Teddy that it is becoming too costumey. Since Erica  has zero story line, I guess her fashion is what she brought this season.

At least Dorit manages to bring both fashion and shit stirring at the same time. 

Just now, ghoulina said:

I thought MC Faye looked odd as well. It was like a Faye impersonator. Almost there....but not quite. 

She cut her hair and gained weight. Bitch does not age.

[HunterHunted]

27 minutes ago, LIMOM said:

I am convinced that Chanel is giving/ loaning free clothes to the housewives. The logo has been flashed as nauseum this season.

I can’t imagine why Bravo would be giving  so much free advertisement.

I wonder how Ramona of all people managed to get reimbursed for her clothes. 

There was a story a couple of years ago about some company like Hermes gifting Lindsay Lohan with a ton of Chanel bags because they didn't want her to carry their bags. They felt it was money well spent to devalue a competitor and continue to keep their brand exclusive.

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, LIMOM said:

I like some but I agree with Teddy that it is becoming too costumey. Since Erica  has zero story line, I guess her fashion is what she brought this season.

At least Dorit manages to bring both fashion and shit stirring at the same time. 

I think Rinna and Erika tried to stay out of the drama this season since most of it was about them last season.

They were on mainly to promote their business ventures. Rinna with QVC, daughters modelling, her own gigs - Morning Talk show, The Middle, Days, Erika talked about her avatar on the Kim K game, her book, her show gigs.

The shit stirring drama that came about was Dorit/Teddy and Dorit/LVP/Kyle - Rinna and Erika just watched on the sidelines.

[HunterHunted]

6 minutes ago, LIMOM said:

I like some but I agree with Teddy that it is becoming too costumey. Since Erica  has zero story line, I guess her fashion is what she brought this season.

At least Dorit manages to bring both fashion and shit stirring at the same time. 

I thought Erika's story was about her memoir--A Pretty Mess: Tales of Struggle, Strife, and Single Motherhood as told to a Mustache.

[KungFuBunny]

9 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I thought MC Faye looked odd as well. It was like a Faye impersonator. Almost there....but not quite. 

 

9 minutes ago, LIMOM said:

She cut her hair and gained weight. Bitch does not age.

On re-watch, something is wrong with one side of her face. Bad botox, illegal filler - it didn't move. Her face was angled to the camera, good side showing, bad side hair pushed forward to drape and hide.

Sort of like she just had her wisdom tooth pulled bit it's not swollen - just stiff and not moving

[LIMOM]

9 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I think Rinna and Erika tried to stay out of the drama this season since most of it was about them last season.

They were on mainly to promote their business ventures. Rinna with QVC, daughters modelling, her own gigs - Morning Talk show, The Middle, Days, Erika talked about her avatar on the Kim K game, her book, her show gigs.

The shit stirring drama that came about was Dorit/Teddy and Dorit/LVP/Kyle - Rinna and Erika just watched on the sidelines.

Yeah, Rinna mentioned on Andy that she can’t be bothered with the petty bullshit. I love how she suggested new blood. I am with her, especially if she manages  to  bring Heather Locklear on board.

I also like that Rinna is hustling 24/7 and she appears  to be a somewhat decent and relatable individual.

Although, since she brought us the wannabe Hadid to the world, she might be a good actress after all.

Teddy does nothing for me. Her life is boring and I have a hard time believing that she makes beaucoup bucks sending fatties like myself inspiring texts.

[nexxie]

2 hours ago, LIMOM said:

Dorit is a moron.

Or a cokehead.

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, LIMOM said:

Yeah, Rinna mentioned on Andy that she can’t be bothered with the petty bullshit. I love how she suggested new blood. I am with her, especially if she manages  to  bring Heather Locklear on board.

I also like that Rinna is hustling 24/7 and she appears  to be a somewhat decent and relatable individual.

Although, since she brought us the wannabe Hadid to the world, she might be a good actress after all.

Teddy does nothing for me. Her life is boring and I have a hard time believing that she makes beaucoup bucks sending fatties like myself inspiring texts.

Awww....ewes not fat ewes just fluffy

Teddy - is okay to me - enough that I'd like to see the same cast return next season. I do hope when she says she's over something - she just addresses something once and DROPS it - I don't want to see her going over the same thing ad nauseum with LVP, then Kyle, then same in the TH shots - there are times Teddy needs to go to ShuttyUpVille

Unless Rinna could get Locklear on - then Teddy can go - hah!

[Higgins]

1 hour ago, Miss Bones said:

lIn the article, Dorit says she is self-conscious about her breasts, and therefore, (paraphrasing) tries to wear things that flatter them in the best way possible.  Ummm...really?  Because they usually look like two water balloons that are about to bust.

 

I am from West Warwick, the small town in Rhode Island in which this tragedy occurred, and I went to school with some who had family members who died in the fire.  This was immediately what I thought of when they were all salty with the guy who was telling them they could not use pyrotechnics.  I'm glad Erika and her little queen shut up about it, when they did.

 

 

Lastly, I just wanted to add that I like Teddi, for the most part, but whenever I am reminded that she named her daughter "Slate", it makes me like her less.  I simply cannot get past how ridiculous it is.  For a girl, no less.

Well...her name is Teddi-Jo, one of her sister's' name is Justice and her brothers are Speck and Hud. So Slate seems almost normal. She does have a sister named Michelle.

Edited April 12, 2018 by Higgins

[TV Diva Queen]

3 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

 

 

I'm surprised Dorit didn't say...yoo ave poot me wee bairns in jeh poh day buy say in I leeve in a cock din. Yee mus be crah zay - r yee skit so freh nick?

 

I need a translate button.  I tried it 5 times and I can't get it.  Sorry Kingfubunny

[SCS]

1 hour ago, TV Diva Queen said:

I need a translate button.  I tried it 5 times and I can't get it.  Sorry Kingfubunny

Permit me -- I speak Bunnish:

You have put my wee bairns in jeopardy by saying I live in a coke den. You must be crazy -- are you schizophrenic?

[KungFuBunny]

10 minutes ago, SCS said:

Permit me -- I speak Bunnish:

You have put my wee bairns in jeopardy by saying I live in a coke den. You must be crazy -- are you schizophrenic?

Sending a Bunny Pug Thank you to scs

[OFDgal]

2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Only the red top was latex - I was picturing the roux in her under boobs - enough to make gravy for 2 turkeys or enough dough to make a loaf of bread.

I do wonder how many hours they filmed with her in that outfit and if she was sweltering. - do you have to hydrate?

I liked her outfit - hah!

Actually I like most of her outfits - the stage outfits not so much.

She said she was cold on the boat so it probably works both ways.  Sweaty when the air is warm and freezing when the air is cold. 

[MatildaMoody]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

 

On re-watch, something is wrong with one side of her face. Bad botox, illegal filler - it didn't move. Her face was angled to the camera, good side showing, bad side hair pushed forward to drape and hide.

Sort of like she just had her wisdom tooth pulled bit it's not swollen - just stiff and not moving

It could be a medical condition - like Bell's Palsy. I seem to remember Alexis Denisoff came down with it while filming the show Angel (wow! I'm really old).

[Lady of nod]

23 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

Kyle has really been bugging me this season.  She plays dumb quite a bit and that is getting old for me. 

I'm not so sure she's playing.

[zoeysmom]

On 4/11/2018 at 3:02 PM, Rahul said:

Really? Because to me it looks like Dorit had everything done. I honestly wouldn't have known this was the same woman unless you told me.

There is such a thing as learning how to use make up and how to pose.  I never thought Dorit was that special until the guy Jerry Oconnell on WWHL said Dorit was the most beautiful of all RH (personally I would go with Cynthia Bailey). Things started clicking and I realized why she was sensitive to the LVP shoot.  Then I looked at her Instagram-she can model.  Beautiful legs and of course the big doe eyes. I don't see a chin implant or even nose job.  So I am not certain about her having everything done facially.  Same jawline, same mouth.  She needs to get her breasts redone a lift not bigger implants.  She certainly has great legs and that is not something you can make over. 

I hate about 50% of Dorit's hairdos but she is that person that has a blank palette for a face but knows how to use it.  She reminds me of the glamour  models from the eighties where people would go in and have portraits done with lots of facial softening and look gorgeous.  Of course the photos are easily identifiable because they are so similar.  When I think of dramatic face redos I think of  Stassi Schroeder  of Vanderpump Rules and Shannon Beador of RHOC.  

Look at her nose in this photo-not all that sculpted:  

[zoeysmom]

8 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

LVP was obviously told by someone else and they got it totally wrong.

I listened (you can too for free on Siriux)- Andy had Rinna and then Jeff Lewis.

Lisa Rinna said they need new blood, not old new blood. She didn't say it but she was referring to not bringing back Brandi or Kim.

Or Camille.  Camille is dusty.  They do need new blood.  Someone more exciting than a Teddi, not as nutty as an Eden.  Rinna knows how to make a good show.  In two episodes RHNY has had 10 times the drama and comments RHOBH has had all season.  Nothing anyone said about another is remotely interesting.  Contrast that with NY and they have no issues with call another "fat" or a "slut, whore" or anything else. 

4 hours ago, Miss Bones said:

In the article, Dorit says she is self-conscious about her breasts, and therefore, (paraphrasing) tries to wear things that flatter them in the best way possible.  Ummm...really?  Because they usually look like two water balloons that are about to bust.

 

I am from West Warwick, the small town in Rhode Island in which this tragedy occurred, and I went to school with some who had family members who died in the fire.  This was immediately what I thought of when they were all salty with the guy who was telling them they could not use pyrotechnics.  I'm glad Erika and her little queen shut up about it, when they did.

 

 

Lastly, I just wanted to add that I like Teddi, for the most part, but whenever I am reminded that she named her daughter "Slate", it makes me like her less.  I simply cannot get past how ridiculous it is.  For a girl, no less.

Here is what Dorit said about her breasts;  How have you learned to embrace features you’re self-conscious about? 
I’m most self-conscious about my breasts since having children. I try and find the right bras and clothes, sometimes it’s a struggle.

[ivygirl]

4 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Years ago on SNL - Horatio Sanz and Jimmy Fallon did a skit about a leather store. It was one of their regular sketches and one time Britney Spears was a customer. She tried on leather pants and the whole gag of the show was Jimmy/Horatio/customer - walking around the store squeaking and creaking.

That sketch series is right up there with Stefon both in terms of the characters “breaking” AND making me laugh uncontrollably. I wish they added the squeak squeak to Erika. Maybe if they still did the “social” version of the show.

[Bossa Nova]

On 4/11/2018 at 3:45 PM, HunterHunted said:

I've stopped watching this season, but please tell me that Erika was not pontificating about her artistry. "Cinnamon at Crazy Horse II, Peaches at Scores, and Chardonnay at the Yellow Rose are here tonight to give a Learning Annex seminar on the artistry of writhing around in latex and your underwear." What artistry? She's someone who convinced her husband to spend a million dollars on her mediocre talents. If she's going to talk about her real talents, like how she managed to convince Tom to spend so much money on her negligible singing and dancing, I'm all ears. Hell, she could stop paying gay men to squeeze her into uncomfortable clothing because I'd happily pay up if she taught courses on how to hook a sugar daddy who indulged your whims.

Oh, oh, oh, HH. You nailed Erika's m.o.

From zoeysmom above:

In two episodes RHNY has had 10 times the drama and comments RHOBH has had all season.  Nothing anyone said about another is remotely interesting.

 

Nailed it ZM.

Edited April 12, 2018 by Bossa Nova