S06.E13: Schenee's Story LIVE CHAT

[emma1420]

Being able to move isn’t being active.

[BuddhaBelly]

We're the same height. So...now I know how I could look at 600+lbs.

[Kid]

I love when they throw the enabler under the bus. 

Edited April 5, 2018 by Kid

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

I said 658, was I closest?

[CringeWatcher]

5 minutes ago, Donut Bear said:

Why are those people going along?  Looks like the Joad family in Grapes of Wrath.

Or the Bundrens in As I Lay (in the back of the van) Dying (for sugar)

[MelissaMinion]

Dr Now, you have to change the formula for this woman. You can’t say hubs is the enabler when your patient can drive her own self to the supermarket.

[CouchTater]

Just now, PeaceLily2 said:

They are shocked at her weight?  How can that be?  They are her eat, they know what and how much they  bring her to eat.  

And they can SEE her!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

She tries to stay out of the kitchen? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

The whole rest of the fam looks down like a bunch of middle schoolers who don't want to get called on when Dr. Now says "who brings your food?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

I’m sure they said but I missed it, how old is this chick?

[Miracle Maxie]

She is lying through her teeth. She’s active? She can’t walk five feet without resting and she says she’s active? Is my outrage at this statement coming through?

[Maggienolia]

1 minute ago, MsVixen said:

All right, Schenee, that "cutesy" little voice you used to greet Dr. Now sucks goat titty.

Please leave the poor goats out of this sh*t show. ;) 

[AnnaBanana]

1 minute ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

I said 658, was I closest?

I called 661

[MrsRopersCaftan]

1 minute ago, Donut Bear said:

Dr. Now can do a two-fer with both of them

Mama Schneeeeeeee is definitely filling out that chair. Dr.  Now should do a BOGO for them.

[Donut Bear]

Of course they NEVER meet the weight goal the first time. 

[BuddhaBelly]

Her mama needs to diet too. 

[zoemom]

She looks like Jabba the Hut sitting there in the chair listening to Dr. Now.   

Mamma taking on Shenee in front of Dr. Now, she needs to take a look in the mirror too.

Edited April 5, 2018 by zoemom

[Shnoopy]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

"I'm active. I can move."

Yeah move my elbow when I'm shoveling food in my maw.

[hoosiermom]

1 minute ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

I said 658, was I closest?

looks like it. Congrats!

[CouchTater]

Her mother's lashes are crazy.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

I’m sure they said but I missed it, how old is this chick?

27!

[MelissaMinion]

I would not be taking ANY lectures from the mom, who is probably within 10 pounds of her.

[leFay]

that poor girl is actually a Weeble tottering down the hallway... 

[shouldbedancing]

I had no idea she was so short. She's wobbling side to side like a bowling pin when she "walks"

[EE2000]

I'm 5'1.   I'd be bedridden or dead at 665lb.   I do not see how she can move at all.       

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

1 minute ago, AnnaBanana said:

I called 661

Damn!  

[SnarkySnarky]

Hopefully she won't have a tater tot casserole too many to upset that 1200 calorie diet.

[hoosiermom]

oops. Guess it's Annabanana.

[MelissaMinion]

Ok, commercial. I am going to toss the rest of the pizza....

[Maggienolia]

Annnnnnnd no shoes. What the actual F..... 

ETA: I think Dr. Now maybe should have clarified too - no carbs, and that means NO SUGAR. None. 

Edited April 5, 2018 by Maggienolia

[MsVixen]

3 minutes ago, BuddhaBelly said:

We're the same height. So...now I know how I could look at 600+lbs.

How tall is she?

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

Or the Bundrens in As I Lay (in the back of the van) Dying (for sugar)

My English major heart is loving this thread. (One the Joad family comment, my first thought was, "The Load Family." I need a front seat on the bus...I get carsick.)

 

Just now, zoemom said:

Mamma taking on Shenee in front of Dr. Now.

I can only imagine what he was thinking watching her lecture her daughter.

[Shnoopy]

1 minute ago, CouchTater said:

Her mother's lashes are crazy.

Hers and Schnee's! 

[TwirlyGirly]

6 minutes ago, elly1517 said:

Damn, 10 lbs off!

I was 6....<sad> 

[LordOfLotion]

1 minute ago, leFay said:

that poor girl is actually a Weeble tottering down the hallway... 

Mr. Lotion said the same thing!

[MrsRopersCaftan]

4 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

"I'm active. I can move."

I visited a hospital once. That makes me a doctor.

 Oh wait, you mean that’s not how that works? Shoot.

[parrotlover]

“So basically meat and vegetables?” I predict she will interpret this as fried chicken and onion rings.

[Shnoopy]

1 minute ago, shouldbedancing said:

I had no idea she was so short. She's wobbling side to side like a bowling pin when she "walks"

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! Sorry couldn't help myself.  

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

27!

Holy underwear!  

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

Or the Bundrens in As I Lay (in the back of the van) Dying (for sugar)

I actually emitted a small scream when I read this. Dying. 

[Quof]

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Of course they NEVER meet the weight goal the first time. 

Didn't David, of David and Benji, meet his? 

[QuinnInND]

4 minutes ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

I’m sure they said but I missed it, how old is this chick?

27

[aliya]

1 minute ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

I visited a hospital once. That makes me a doctor. 

I swear one of y'all is going to make me choke tonight. hahahaha

Edited April 5, 2018 by aliya

[BuddhaBelly]

2 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

How tall is she?

5'1

[ams1001]

If she's a weeble, at least we know she won't fall down. 

[QuinnInND]

2 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

How tall is she?

5'1"

[CringeWatcher]

2 minutes ago, MelissaMinion said:

Ok, commercial. I am going to toss the rest of the pizza....

Moment of silence for the pizza, pounders.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Maggienolia said:

Annnnnnnd no shoes. What the actual F..... 

Well she was getting weighed.... wanted to keep that number low as possible.

[hoosiermom]

I love my meat and veg diet. Haven't missed the carbs and sugar at all!

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Mr. Judgey bailed.  No more snark from him.

[elly1517]

Just now, BuddhaBelly said:

5'1

Seriously? Holy crap so am I. I can't even imagine what it would be like to have all that weight