S05.E09: One K at a Time

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Oh for fucks sake.  Are they going to drag this shit out to another episode??

Just quit, admit that your life is not at all fabulous, enjoy the rest of your FREE HAWAIIAN VACATION, go home and make some changes to your lifestyle.

[Brooklynista]

2 minutes ago, Kvv9862 said:

It's almost like weighing 500 pounds really is detrimental to bones and muscles. 

Weird, right.??

[LordOfLotion]

I mean I'm a wimp and I know it, so I would have taken some prophylactic Advil prior to the walk if I knew it was going to be like that. I also have stronger stuff left over from surgery if it's that bad. Am I the only one who does that?

[John M]

I feel like there should be a flashing chyron reminder that she is attempting to walk less than 5 miles extremely slowly.

[ClareWalks]

1 minute ago, 3girlsforus said:

I hope you get to see this one because I can’t wait to hear what you have to say. It’s truly unbelievable 

I am DVRing it don't worry! LOL I am dying just reading about it!

[Awfarmington]

I can’t grasp Heather’s inability to move on from that hairy slug. Or the fact that she was with him in the first place. Is he THAT good in bed? Does he do dishes? I’m perplexed.

I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I like Todd. He tolerates Whitney enough to benefit from the show, but he’s not a slobbering cheerleader of hers. In fact, I have a feeling he doesn’t even like her. But Todd loves Todd and will ride this out as long as he can. 

[AliM]

I was just reminded of the chubrub sitch.  

Todd needs his own show

[ClareWalks]

1 minute ago, Maggienolia said:

Why  does she have blisters??

I have developed massive blisters, had them pop, and developed a second layer of blisters in the same spot. Several times, in several marathons. Anyone who complains about blisters, I'm like HOLD MY FUCKIN' BEER. Blisters should literally be the least of her concerns. Her Achilles could snap!*

 

*No.

[John M]

What is with Whit's bloodshot eyes in the chair interviews?

[AliM]

Tal seems to be digging that coconut bra a bit too much

[Donut Bear]

What is going to gag me is how all her friends will hug her and congratulate her like she just climbed Mt. Everest or something

Edited February 28, 2018 by Donut Bear

[Kvv9862]

"Warrior in spirit" my ass. All she's done is bitch and moan and complain. 

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

3 minutes ago, LordOfLotion said:

I mean I'm a wimp and I know it, so I would have taken some prophylactic Advil prior to the walk if I knew it was going to be like that. I also have stronger stuff left over from surgery if it's that bad. Am I the only one who does that?

I popped some Advil prior to doing a half marathon to help with some inflammation.  I don’t see a problem with it.  

[LookABird]

Are these people incapable of walking back to see where they are?

[AliM]

Yeah!  Glenn is trying to lug her tonnage around. That's dangerous

[Snarkastikate]

My mom spanked the crap out I'd never me when I acted like this.  Actually I take that back.....I never acted anything close to this.  Oh she's not a spoiled brat....Oh sirry, she's just being FIERCE!!!!

[AliM]

Somebody get Glenn a beer please

[aliya]

Shit. The b$tch is gonna finish - and be a terrible role model for people who really need to stop before they hurt themselves. 

[John M]

So Tal was addicted to Tina, huh.

[LordOfLotion]

Aww look she got some man candy to help her across the finish line.

[MrsClaus]

Wait, she actually showed herself trying to use a stick to put on ointment.  Where did that stick come from?

[AliM]

You and us both Babs

Get one of those Costco carts to haul her up to the room

[John M]

Shut up Buddy, get off your high horse. Yeah you are right but still shut the fuck up.

[Brooklynista]

So this will be about her will to finish and “warrior spirit” and not about her inability to walk 5 fucking miles. Let’s blame this on achy feet and not 400lbs. 

So sad if they co-sign that.

[Kvv9862]

Limping across a finish line 4 and a half hours into an 8k with a crowd of people giving her pity applause. Humiliating. 

[Elizzikra]

Buddy is pissing me off. This is not addict behavior. This is perseverance. If Whitney applied this same approach to general health and well-being, she wouldn't be struggling to much to finish this race. Or walk to her car, for that matter.

I think that's part of her problem, actually. She loves these grand gestures but she can't hack the day-to-day grind of skipping the Frappuccinos and whatever else she eats/drinks.

[absolutelyido]

24 minutes ago, AliM said:

Buddy is such a philosopher now

I don't think it will take long for Buddy to realize that Whitney is a food addict and to call her out on it. That will not go over well.

[John M]

SHE DID NOT RUN 8K. OMG stop saying she ran anything, she didn't even hobble 8k.

[Donut Bear]

And it's her parent's fault 

[Awfarmington]

Tal~ “Whitney is fiercely competitive and will do anything to win.”

Glen, why didn’t you enter her in a weight loss competition? 

Edited February 28, 2018 by Awfarmington
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[preciousperfect]

And now all the attention is on her of course and everyone feels bad for her. How sad. 

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

She didn’t run an 8k barb!  She barely walked 4 miles.  

[Elizzikra]

Quote

Where did that stick come from?

More importantly, where has that stick been?

[ClareWalks]

Keep in mind this race wasn't even 8k. It was shortened to 4 miles!

[AliM]

Well, there ya go.  I'm all worn out just from laughing.  

[LordOfLotion]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

More importantly, where has that stick been?

Just when I started to get my appetite back...

[Snarkastikate]

I feel incredibly sorry for Glenn & Babs......is this how anyone wants their daughter to end up like?  Joking aside, this woman is so incredibly fat and needs serious medical intervention and a serious diet and wellness plan.  And most of all, psychiatric help.  Wowza...what an episode.  

[3girlsforus]

SHe must be so exhausting to be around. No one can enjoy anything because it’s all about accommodating Whitney’s inability to do everyday things. Only someone like Whitney could ruin Hawaii. 

 

I laughed out loud when the produced asked if they were going to the hospital. They know her don’t they LOL

Edited February 28, 2018 by 3girlsforus

[Maggienolia]

50 minutes ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

Oh he has no idea that I’m posting which, in my opinion, makes all of his comments that much more honest. ?

You are my hero!

[aliya]

7 minutes ago, LordOfLotion said:

I mean I'm a wimp and I know it, so I would have taken some prophylactic Advil prior to the walk if I knew it was going to be like that. I also have stronger stuff left over from surgery if it's that bad. Am I the only one who does that?

Nope. I often have to walk a long distance thru the hospital corridors to do my audits. When I first started this job, I  was coming off of hip bursitis that had me nearly suicidal from the pain, included 3 prescription pain killers, a car disability decal, and a wheelchair in the airport. It took me 2 years, with bouts of tendinitis on each side, to be able to stop using the little golf cart the hospital has - and which didn't go everywhere I needed to go. 

I can walk a lot better now, but I still get hip pain sometimes. My doc told me to take arthritis pain relief about 30 minutes before I go out, the problem is, when I'm not in pain, I don't think about it (duh), so I often forget to take it. It's a good idea tho; I should just be better at it. That said, I am sooo much better than I was, but it took therapy and walking that darned hospital, even if I had to make multiple stops to deal with the pain. I'm doing yoga for old folks for more flexibility and have a stepper at home because, unlike Twit, I know you actually have to work to get results.

[Maggienolia]

44 minutes ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

This is cause for a panic attack!  

Get apuke bucket Todd.

I'm guessing something grosser than the usual bs happened in the first half that I missed. Suddenly feeling much better about not having made it home in time. Whew!!!! But if this is all about Chub rub... when does Twit NOT have chub rub?? Seriously?!?! 

[WhatsUpDummy]

My god Whitney, cool it with the hysterics. I’ve seen women in labor who make less noise. 

[3girlsforus]

17 minutes ago, WhatsUpDummy said:

My god Whitney, cool it with the hysterics. I’ve seen women in labor who make less noise. 

Apparently I am not supposed to say that. 

Edited February 28, 2018 by 3girlsforus

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok I DVR this to watch tomorrow but after all this glorious snark it sounds like I need to stay up and watch this doozy tonight

[TurtlePower]

1 hour ago, tdanaher said:

What a piece of work. Dragging out her panic attack to justify not running an 8k? A panic attack that had nothing to do with running at ALL?

Her "panic attacks" seem to happen when she is surprised by happenings she is not in control of or informed about. First, Todd and the dance class and then the 8k. I'm typically not one to dismiss anxiety as I have both PTSD and panic disorder, however, her stuff make my blood boil. A panic attack over her "class" and then over a few extra kilometers? Whitney puts the idea of "snowflake" in its own special category. 

[seasons]

Glen sure didn't seem warm and fuzzy to me while Whitney seemed to be in agony. Yikes. Looked to me like she was headed for a stroke. All red. Can't fake that. That heat and sun must really make it worse. Dad's tired of her shit though. I get that.

My take on this is that she was determined all right - determined to finish to make everyone suffer, mostly Glen, that "made" her do this, that "tricked" her. Get a good look at me suffering, and now you suffer, family and friends. Very strange family dynamic there. But we already knew that.

 

Interesting when the weight really affects her.

Certainly isn't very fabulous.

Edited February 28, 2018 by seasons

[WhatsUpDummy]

Honestly, if this clusterfuck of a measly 8k doesn’t give her the kick in the ass to start losing weight then nothing will. 

[Maggienolia]

29 minutes ago, Kvv9862 said:

It's almost like weighing 500 pounds really is detrimental to bones and muscles. 

nahhh... couldn't possibly be that. Thin people have issues with bones and muscles. It's those darned blisters! I mean, PCOS! I mean, Plantar Fasciitis! I mean.... I don't know but it's not her fault! She's fabulous I tell you!!! Fabulous!!!! They should make races appropriate to people of her ability. Like a 0.1K! Or an 8 foot fun run! Fat Shamers!!! Fat Shamers!!!!   /sarcasm. 

I just can't even. 

[PupCal]

Buddy seemed kinda assholish to me towards the end there. Like I can guarantee it's no picnic putting up with twitney but still.

[3girlsforus]

I will say most of them are showing more and more signs of being sick to death of her. Glen said he felt badly but he seemed to be more angry and frustrated than guilty. I’m getting the feeling that they are all getting tired of her not admitting she has a problem while they run around dealing with her restrictions.