Season 5 Discussion

[peaceknit]

On 11/25/2017 at 0:13 PM, mamadrama said:

We have Directv Now. $30 a month,no contract, and I watch 90DF live.

Isn't it great? That's basically what I have too, but I got in a year ago and have the biggest package ($35) plus $5 a month for HBO. Also have Netflix, OTA, and this is plenty. The other streaming providers (Hulu, Amazon, etc.) just didn't have everything I wanted. The only thing I miss is a DVR :(

[CoachWristletJen]

Molly needs to help Nicole find the bra of her dreams. Someone needs to help contain them. They are all over the place and Azan seems annoyed.

[Arwen Evenstar]

32 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Molly needs to help Nicole find the bra of her dreams. Someone needs to help contain them. They are all over the place and Azan seems annoyed.

While she’s at it, Molly can also get Jill Duggar Dillard and her breeder termite queen of a mother a decent fitting bra!  Off show topic, I know, but a decent fitting bra does wonders for one’s appearance and posture. Ample women no longer have to settle for ugly Ill fitting bras, so why should any other woman?

[Ellie Godfrey]

WTF is with Aika's eyebrows? Are they tattoos or drawn on daily? Ugly.

[PityFree]

Oh, Josh. Sad Josh. If you have an infinite bank account and unlimited money you wouldn’t have had to shop for a bride in another country. Heck, if you had any money at all, you wouldn’t be so worried about all the lies you probably told Aika about how well you’d provide for her. 

[Drogo]

Nicole & Azan have a big fight. David's drinking concerns Annie. Andrei sets his rules for Elizabeth's bachelorette party. Luis worries about the death of his single life. Evelyn's family begins to see the real David. Josh's friend has doubts about Aika.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Aika wants that baby to seal the deal. Sounds like Josh has been snipped so getting that reversed will cut into ring money.

[jacksgirl]

Yay!!! Am stealing from someone very smart over at Teen Mom 2. I officially am naming Sisters Elizabeth The Coven. 

Edited November 27, 2017 by jacksgirl

[VioletNevermind]

“Ninja turtle, penguin Batman-ass bitch” is my new go-to insult for anyone who displeases me this week.

Edited November 27, 2017 by SuzyLee
Forgot the all-important “ninja” part!

[PityFree]

 All of Evil-lyn’s gross apple chomping made me dry heave. 

Annie talking about the sex shop was adorable. 

[Mercolleen]

I think "ninja" preceded that glorious insult. And it made me chortle.

Also, #yourtacosareburning

[Neurochick]

What just happened with Nicole and Azan?  She still wants him joined at the hip with her?  If they ever get to America, she probably won’t let the man work.  Oh Nicole go home and take your baby with you.  Damn Nicole is nuts.  She needs help.

[poeticlicensed]

Could Elizabeth's sisters be any bitchier? Andrei was just laughing and smiling through the whole thing. 

Oh Annie you are so sweet. Run, run away fro. David poor. He was acting like an asshole when he was drunk and cameras were rolling. I can only imagine how bad he is when no one is watching. 

Shut up Evelyn. Claremont is not the center if the universe. The apples are better than anywhere else. Whatever. 

[eggsnbacon]

Did Nicole just push Azan? Not once but twice. 

Edited November 27, 2017 by eggsnbacon

[PityFree]

Ok,  that was smart of Azan to use stairs to get rid of Nicole. Stairs are like kryptonite to her. Stairs and any steep incline.

[greekmom]

First, I have to say is who is going to end up in divorce first. My money is on Poor David and Annie. Nicole and HasAzan is not even in the running. 

BTW - when she was pushing HasAzan and you can see his shorts, I was silently singing: "I see Paris, I see France, I see Hassan's underpants!" (ok, I'll see myself out).

Last one in my opinion is Andrei and Libby. She’s going to put up with that shit till it gets overwhelming with the kids. Then she’s going to dump his controlling ass.

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, eggsnbacon said:

Did Nicole just push him? 

Yes, more than once.

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, eggsnbacon said:

Did Nicole just push him? 

Yes she did and she set up more abuse by saying something to the efffect of “look what you made me do! You make me behave badly!”

[DVDFreaker]

9 minutes ago, SuzyLee said:

“Turtle, penguin Batman-ass bitch” is my new go-to insult for anyone who displeases me this week.

Ninja Turtle Penguin Batman-ass Bitch is my favorite quote, I laughed out loud at that one! 

[jacksgirl]

What does Friend David Poor (Chris) do for a living and what kind of blackmail does David Poor have on Chris? Houses in LA are pricy,  and those were nice digs.

[eggsnbacon]

Just now, Neurochick said:

Yes, more than once.

Yep...I edited my comment after seeing it was at least twice. 

[DVDFreaker]

Nicole and Azan are a big mess, I will be surprised if they are still together

[CofCinci]

“No, your tacos are burning.”

Fuck the Brown family. I never want them back on Sunday nights — I want all 90 Day series!!!

[Neurochick]

Did Nicole just compare herself to Trump?

Azan knows that Nicole will cheat on him, if she feels she’s not getting enough attention from him.

Edited November 27, 2017 by Neurochick

[zoemom]

Nicole really needs to go back to Florida before she gets charged with assault.  Real nice example to show your daughter, screaming, banging doors, slapping at your "fiance"-all captured on video to follow you for years.............

Read his body language moron girl!  Azan sits there with his arms crossed, giving you the side-eye every time you speak, not to mention that he doesn't want to spend ANY time with you.....yeah, that's husband material.   

[Frozendiva]

David Spain, what do you see in your young bride? She has barely travelled, has no desire to go anywhere outside her hometown. There is much more to life than Claremont. If you wish to stay there, find a guy in a neighboring town. You are missing out on so many wonderful experiences.

Annie, find some sort of support system. David Poor is not going to stop drinking.

Nicole, go home and stop acting like a 2 year old. Let Azan go.

Elizabeth, have a heart to heart talk with Andrei. If he is controlling, you will eventually walk. If you are even able to do so. Some might be cultural differences but if he tells you what to do and sets curfews, recognize the red flags and re-evaluate marriage.

[Emkat]

Libby's entire family needs to get a damn grip. Let her live her life and make her own decisions FFS.

The Coven indeed. 

Edited November 27, 2017 by Emkat

[DVDFreaker]

I forgot about Nicole cheating on him, Azan was dumb to take her back, it is a big mistake 

[ALittleShelfish]

Hey Nicole, where's your kid while you're out in the streets beating up on your boyfriend? 

Asking for a friend.

[eggsnbacon]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Did Nicole just compare herself to Trump?

Think she was saying she was accused of being "racist" according to Moroccans because Trump was President. At least I think that was what she way saying.

[Gigglepuff]

Nicole's reasoning is just, huh?? 

[eggsnbacon]

1 minute ago, DVDFreaker said:

I forgot about Nicole cheating on him, Azan was dumb to take her back, it is a big mistake 

Also, he should dump her for good after she shoved him. She is an abuser. 

[poeticlicensed]

I was lol when evelyn was showing david the mountains and he said she should see Switzerland and she said she already has. David is right, Evelyn,  the airport doesn't count!

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Did Nicole just compare herself to Trump?

Azan knows that Nicole will cheat if she feels she’s not getting enough attention from him.

Hello codependency.

[Forum member]

Damn, that gal can block a doorway. 

[ALittleShelfish]

OMG the "will you talk to me? come talk to me. Why won't you talk to me? I just want to talk. why won't you talk to me? will you talk to me?" never ends, does it?  Just drive her to the airport and put us all out of her misery.  

Edited November 27, 2017 by ALittleShelfish
punctuation is important

[Neurochick]

WTF is Molly wearing?

[PityFree]

Talk to you about what, Nicole?.???? What???.? I need a topic!

[Emkat]

It seems like David doesn't even LIKE Evelyn. I can't figure them out.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, ALittleShelfish said:

OMG the "will you talk to me? come talk to me. Why won't you talk to me? I just want to talk. why won't you talk to me? will you talk to me? never ends, does it?  Just drive her to the airport and put us all out of her misery.  

I'm amazed that Azan held it together. 

[eggsnbacon]

8 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Nicole's reasoning is just, huh?? 

Her reasoning is of a person that is highly manipulative and yes abusive. Blaming others for her actions and then saying they are supposed to treat her like a queen after she was the one who cheated. 

Edited November 27, 2017 by eggsnbacon

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

WTF is Molly wearing?

something that a woman half her age and half her size should only be wearing. Girl has no fashion sense.

[zoemom]

6 minutes ago, jacksgirl said:

What does Friend David Poor (Chris) do for a living and what kind of blackmail does David Poor have on Chris? Houses in LA are pricy,  and those were nice digs.

Apparently Friend of David Poor spent some time in the NFL.  I don't know if that's where he made his $$, but there's something a bit fishy about all of his "business" deals and I also am curious how he's able not only to support his family, but also broke ass David.

[eggsnbacon]

1 minute ago, Emkat said:

It seems like David doesn't even LIKE Evelyn. I can't figure them out.

Lust and future sex. 

[Gigglepuff]

Luis should marry Evil-lin and let her have her way and David Spain should be with Molly. 

[JennyMominFL]

Damn Nicole is a terrible person.

[DVDFreaker]

4 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I'm amazed that Azan held it together. 

At least he is level headed unlike Nicole 

[PityFree]

 Molly, Louis does not care anything about your children or your business or having a big wedding with you. Louis cares that there’s electricity 24 hours a day and hot and cold running water indoors and that you touch his wee wee. That’s all he cares about right now.

[Nowhere]

5 minutes ago, eggsnbacon said:

Think she was saying she was accused of being "racist" according to Moroccans because Trump was President. At least I think that was what she way saying.

Yes and I feel sorry for her in this case. She does want to spend time with him and I've been in situations where it seems like you can't say anything right. It's very upsetting, especially when you want approval from your fiancé's family and they blame you for Trump or whatever they feel like holding against you personally at that time. Nicole isn't perfect but its not like Azan is super attentive. She probably does feel depressed and alone. He's probably only around for filming. 

[peaceknit]

4 minutes ago, zoemom said:

Apparently Friend of David Poor spent some time in the NFL.  I don't know if that's where he made his $$, but there's something a bit fishy about all of his "business" deals and I also am curious how he's able not only to support his family, but also broke ass David.

David Poor has his own backstory, and it's not good. Check it out.