S12.E13: Don't Rock The Boat

[KungFuBunny]

In spite of her hurt feelings, Lydia invites everyone to Doug's party; David questions Diko about her health; Shannon asks her mother for advice about her marriage; Vicki decides to meet with Tamra to end their feud once and for all.

Edited October 1, 2017 by KungFuBunny

[KungFuBunny]

[Martinigirl]

Who's ready for Cancer-gate Part Deaux?

AND the "I Have No Balls" party?

Edited October 3, 2017 by Martinigirl

[Straycat80]

Yesterday, vaginal rejuvenation,  today ball wrinkles. These people have too much time on their hands.

A balls voyage party?  Lydia. Just. Stop.

[Mindthinkr]

Although I think Megan looked pretty at the Balls Voyage party, I'm not a fan of her earrings. Did she wear them wrong? 

[Martinigirl]

What the hell kind of gift do you even bring to a Balls Voyage Party? 

Edited October 3, 2017 by Martinigirl

[Mindthinkr]

Lipstick? 

[Pickles]

Everyone looks like they are freezing. Of course, Peggy didn't know what a push present was.

[Martinigirl]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Lipstick? 

LOL! To kiss his balls goodbye? LOL!!!

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Lipstick? 

[FlyingEgret]

Did anyone else hear Lydia say they became friends with the owners of the boat because the boat was so beautiful?  I guess thats how you get on a rainbow...

[Emmeline]

5 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Although I think Megan looked pretty at the Balls Voyage party, I'm not a fan of her earrings. Did she wear them wrong? 

I think Megan looked great as well.  I good example of looking hot, without having to show too much skin.  I also noticed the earrings and I did care for them either.

[Martinigirl]

This episode of Below Deck SUCKS!

[MJS]

Colonic? Oh god, no. 

[Mindthinkr]

Poor Diko couldn't even show off his "Loubies" as the boat had a no shoes policy. 

[chick binewski]

Vicki doesn't poop? That tracks with her being full of it.

11 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

What the hell kind of gift do you even bring to a Balls Bon Voyage Party? 

A potential second wife?

[ivygirl]

"Can you measure the poo? Because I'm sure she is more full of s--- than I am." 

Especially because she "doesn't poo"? I mean, NOW we know. 

And again with the casseroles? Good grief, Vicki. Isn't a s--- sandwich more appropriate?

[bosawks]

Sniff, sad Vicki makes me feel so, what’s the word, oh yeah, nothing....

[TexasGal]

Vicki should count her blessings no one is bringing her casseroles if she never poops.  ?

Did they not even take the boat out of the harbor?  Lame.

Edited October 3, 2017 by TexasGal

[Straycat80]

Hasn't Vicki and Kelly ever heard of ex-lax? I bet that's cheaper than getting a colonic, which was gross to watch and TMI.

Somebody send Vicki a prune casserole. 

[Mu Shu]

Sure Vicki was on her deathbed.  She needed an excuse to not go to the castration party.  Now she's reduced to assisted pooping on camera with The Dodd Woman.  Oh the humanity.  

"I pushed three times.  Where is my geef?".  Oh Peggy you poor dumb thing.  Tamra is slowly applying the baste. 

Edited October 3, 2017 by Mu Shu

[HunterHunted]

Thanks Diko for finally explaining Peggy's non-cancer cancer. The biopsy came back negative, but fully testing her tissue after the mastectomy showed that she had some cancerous cells. That wasn't that hard. I'm glad it took 13 episodes. Ugh.

[Mindthinkr]

We can't blame Vicki's constipation on too many casseroles with cheese at least. Hmm...Steve does most of their cooking. Wonder what he's feeding her.  

[chick binewski]

YOU DID THIS VICKI! You got divorced because you were cheating with Brooks! No one wants to be your friend because you lied about Brooks!

I was watching old RHNJ episodes the past two weeks and Teresa is another shade of Vicki. The whole 'who me what did I do everything is everyone else's fault'' shtick is beyond irritating to watch season after season.

[bosawks]

1 minute ago, Mu Shu said:

Sure Vicki was on her deathbed.  She needed an excuse to not go to the castration party.  Now she's reduced to assisted pooping on camera with The Dodd Woman.  Oh the humanity.  

If ever there was a sign that you’ve made some poor life choices, choosing between a communal colonic or attending a castration party, yeesh

[Mu Shu]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

We can't blame Vicki's constipation on too many casseroles with cheese at least. Hmm...Steve does most of their cooking. Wonder what he's feeding her.  

For his sake, I hope he seasons with saltpeter. 

[MaggieG]

Vicki doesn't poop? Ok then. More proof that she's full of shit. Also, Shut up about casseroles!

[Mindthinkr]

Peggy keeps saying it's sad but she's acting like she's angry. Peggy can you blame these ppl for not wanting to beat around the bush again about cancer? It's been answered...now it's over and done with (I can only hope). 

Edited October 3, 2017 by Mindthinkr

[chick binewski]

OK so Shannon's mom might not be so great?

[Martinigirl]

Me thinks Lydia's Mom is getting some primo medical weed

[Mindthinkr]

Did she call Lydia Princess Uvula? That's that dangling punching bag shaped thing that hangs in the back of our throats. Does that mean we can punch Lydia in the throat? 

[Mu Shu]

I really dislike Lydia.  I wish she would slip in poop or something.

[Straycat80]

Uh oh, David puts his foot in his mouth again. Peggy is diiisssgusted with him for asking about her cancer. Here we go again, the rest of the season will be about Peggy harping about this. And it's not like Peggy and Diko aren't constantly bringing this up, it's been their storyline since the beginning. That and being Armenian. 

[jaybird2]

i did not need to see v & k doing the colonics.   

i didn't see a problem with david trying to get clarification re cancer, after all dicko did bring it up

[ITALIA]

48 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Yesterday, vaginal rejuvenation,  today ball wrinkles. These people have too much time on their hands.

A balls voyage party?  Lydia. Just. Stop.

I can't stand Lydiot or her clueless, doofus husband.

40 minutes ago, Pickles said:

Everyone looks like they are freezing. Of course, Peggy didn't know what a push present was.

Peggy is as dumb as dirt.

[jaybird2]

3 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

I really dislike Lydia.  I wish she would slip in poop or something.

many hearts to you.

[ITALIA]

33 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Poor Diko couldn't even show off his "Loubies" as the boat had a no shoes policy. 

Small DICKO is such a DOUCHE.

[ragingpixie]

WHEW, sure am glad that Mr. Ragingpixie missed this episode after having his own vasectomy two weeks ago. Our yacht is in dry dock and the Cristal was warm, so all I gave him was a bag of peas, the remote, and a kiss on the cheek.

 

Doug’s “vasectomy” was just symbolic, right? Because Lydia cut his balls off years ago.

[chick binewski]

"Steve and my's." How does this woman manage to have two homes and a Maserati?

[ITALIA]

29 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Hasn't Vicki and Kelly ever heard of ex-lax? I bet that's cheaper than getting a colonic, which was gross to watch and TMI.

Somebody send Vicki a prune casserole. 

Or a chocolate cake made with EX-LAX.

[chick binewski]

"My hope is that Tamra & Vicki's friendship and my husband's vasectomy will make it appear I actually have a story line." 

[ITALIA]

8 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Uh oh, David puts his foot in his mouth again. Peggy is diiisssgusted with him for asking about her cancer. Here we go again, the rest of the season will be about Peggy harping about this. And it's not like Peggy and Diko aren't constantly bringing this up, it's been their storyline since the beginning. That and being Armenian. 

Peggy, the dumb, and Dicko, the douche, are TOTAL zeros. They need to be off the show.

[rideashire]

There's no hope for Shannon and David. He's antagonistic toward her now. Once you reach that place where all you wanna do is poke at someone to get a reaction then it's all downhill.

Why does she wanna save that anyway? He cheated on her, she can't get over it (not saying she should but whatever), they hate each other now and he's going in for the kill every chance he gets, get a damn divorce already.

[Mu Shu]

5 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

"Steve and my's." How does this woman manage to have two homes and a Maserati?

Ugh, she's such an ignorant, uneducated trash bag.  Money sure can't buy class or intelligence.  Hell, she's probably paid over 100k on her appearance and still looks like she works at Halloween Horror Nights.   

[Quilty]

Hey everyone! Peggy is Armenian. She hardly ever mentions it.

[rideashire]

1 minute ago, Quilty said:

Hey everyone! Peggy is Armenian. She hardly ever mentions it.

Oh shit, really?? Is that why she eats food, has religion and loves her family? It all makes sense now...

[Quilty]

1 minute ago, rideashire said:

Oh shit, really?? Is that why she eats food, has religion and loves her family? It all makes sense now...

Really! And she super loves and protects her family. How interesting. I love learning about other cultures.

[jaybird2]

4 minutes ago, Quilty said:

Hey everyone! Peggy is Armenian. She hardly ever mentions it.

icky works and wants a darn casserole

[Mu Shu]

1 minute ago, rideashire said:

Oh shit, really?? Is that why she eats food, has religion and loves her family? It all makes sense now...

But in Armenia, there are no geefs!  You push three times, and no geefs!

That poor kid, Okra, whatever his name is, looked very uncomfortable listening to his husk of a mummy talk about old crone gossip.  Why do these hags tell their kids about old crime gossip? 

Vicki should tread lightly around snarking on Shannons weight.  She hasn't missed any meals in a long time. 

[MinorL]

Peggy and Diko's recitation of Diko's conversation with David must be about a different conversation than the one we saw. Peggy acts like David walked up and demanded, "well, did your wife have cancer or not?!" when Diko actually brought it up. Their attempt to create drama/storyline is so transparent. 

Does Vicki not remember that the last time she talked to Tamra she yelled at her and claimed that Tamra basically ruined her life?

This has probably already been said, but my guess is that Lydia's brand of Christianity wouldn't be tolerant of pot use if her mother weren't such a prolific user.  

Edited October 3, 2017 by MinorL
Because David and Diko are different people.

[LilaFowler]

David hates Shannon. The way that he was looking at her during the weird, random "silver spoon" accusation -- that was pure, barely concealed contempt if I ever saw it.

Now Shannon's blaming herself and her weight gain for every wrong thing between herself and David. Shannon, you were a size 2/4 when he started his affair. It's not that. PLEASE get a divorce. This is no way to live. She thinks that she's fat but she looks fine. She's attractive and has a good personality when she isn't suffering. She could find someone else. I really hope that she does because if this is painful for viewers to witness, imagine what it's like to live in that house. I feel sorry for her daughters.