ragingpixie

One of the things that makes Kody simply insufferable at this point is his legitimate belief that he's been wronged. He is absolutely convinced of his own suffering. Nothing that any TV host, wife, or the general public says will change his mind. His love for Robyn has blinded him to his own assholery. Robyn, on the other hand, despite having a low IQ and no common sense (and I do truly believe she's simply not very bright), is sensing the idiocy coming from the man-child she married. Hence her insistence that she "speaks Kody". All that means is that she stops him from saying what he really feels, and tries to twist his narrative into something more favorable. If even ROBYN knows that Kody is spewing bullshit, then there's no hope for him left. Except he will never realize it.

I need to see this text thread. NEED.

It was actually an interesting scene to watch because Robyn has played this card SO MANY times previously. I remember vaguely a scene that came right after their move to Flagstaff - they were all in a restaurant discussing how the fambly felt different now that they weren't within Kodyrunning distance in the cuddlesac. For whatever reason - I can't remember now because bitch drycries if someone spells her name wrong - Robyn began her hysterics and said "is this because of me 😭😭😭" and JANELLE of all people rushed around the table to hug her. Janelle has very clearly wised up since then. So Robyn's default is to immediately start the waterworks because she's been taught in the past that this is the way to garner sympathy and/or attention. This is the first time on camera (that I can recall) that her two biggest supporters actively ignored her, with Meri earlier even going so far as to tell her to shut it. Oh how the mighty have fallen. IT IS GLORIOUS.

Despite not hearing a single comprehensible sentence between the three jackballs sitting at the splinter city picnic table on Plague Pass, I did have a good chuckle when Jackball #1 got up from the table. "I'm - SOB - sorry but I just need to move away." *crickets from Jackballs 2 and 3* " - gasping - I'LL JUST GO FOR A WALK" * c r i c k e t s * Lol my amusement at Robyn's shitshow is boundless.

Christine: *breathy pick me voice* whyyyyyy are we talkingk about my dating life at Ysybyl's farewell dinner whyyyyyyy Also Christine: Oh gosh you guys are so embarrassing but let's keep this topic going because we have nothing else to discuss for camera time and also I am lovingk the single life FT's hair had a meeting with Witchiepoo.

Meri, stop trying to make Jen happen. It's not going to happen.

That's why Kody can miss me with his talk of Passover. My skin still itches from the time he pretended to be Jewish for ten seconds and said a blessing in garbled Hebrew. He is incredibly appropriating of things he thinks are cool, religion being one of them. Hence his ease of twisting whatever it is to suit his current version of religious culture. Easter? No Easter!! RESURRECTION SUNDAY. Until the love of my life and only good sister wife in all the world wants to take her kids somewhere else to celebrate. BRING ON THE EGGS AND CHICKIES. I want to bash him with a Seder plate.

The BARNDOMINIUM is like a BARN with a loft! So it's like a CONDOMINIUM but it's a BARN! Kody's delusions of grandeur have reached new heights. Oh my hell.

Kody: "gaslighting gaslighting gaslighting"

1000000% percent.

Robyn's surety that Christine isn't divorced until she gets a different peen reminds me so much of the many times I have been approached by well-meaning fundamentalist Christians. Being Jewish, the overzealous fundies start salivating when they learn that no, I don't recognize Jesus as my messiah. "BuT yoU aRe dooMEd to HeLL FoR All ETerniTy unLesS yOu comE To cHuRch" is their common refrain. Judaism doesn't have a hell. I was not raised to believe in Christ as my savior. I identify strongly with Christine, who is clearly no longer ruled by fear and religion, and Robyn can't wrap her tiny shitbiscuit brain around this. She must have said "that's my understanding, according to our beliefs" about seven times. Christine thinks your beliefs are for shit, Robyn. Sit the fuck down and take your cookie with you.

I keep watching this scene: Robyn: "*pretend-cry voice* Kody's lining up all women and hating them because he's getting divorced while he's still married and you're there and you're there and it just sucks because poor poor Kody is so hurt and sad. And I'm saying to each of you that I want to get this figured out." Janelle, stone-faced: "WELP, gotta go get Savannah." 10 points to Hufflepuff, Janelle.

For what it's worth, Yahoo Entertainment is also reporting. Slightly more reliable but only by a fractional margin. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/over-sister-wives-janelle-brown-145703481.html

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/6752432/sister-wives-meri-brown-utah-retreat-scrambled-fill-lularoe/ 'NO ONE PAID' Sister Wives’ Meri Brown filled spots on her $6K Utah retreat with LuLaRoe pals after ‘scrambling’ to find people to pay WELP. Let this be a lesson to her. Just kidding, Meri learns nothing from experience. She is a boss babe.

Despite their issues, Meri has stayed committed to the family — and her spouse — .... and only deviating that one time when a very attractive vegan billionaire offered to take her away from all the wonders of polygamy. It's cool tho, Meri's forgotten about it and so should you.