Darcey & Jesse: Cougar Town

[hookedontv]

1 hour ago, Scarlett45 said:

She and Stacey were never bad looking women.

Please let's all have a moment of silence for "Darcey and Stacey, circa 2010". They both were super attractive IMO (please note that I am NOT a fan of these women, but I think they looked great before the extreme procedures/fillers).  

Their current aesthetic has nothing to do with naturally aging over the course of 10 years. Darcey and Stacey really made a mockery of themselves in so many ways. 

 

[Nicmar]

21 hours ago, hookedontv said:

Please let's all have a moment of silence for "Darcey and Stacey, circa 2010". They both were super attractive IMO (please note that I am NOT a fan of these women, but I think they looked great before the extreme procedures/fillers).  

Their current aesthetic has nothing to do with naturally aging over the course of 10 years. Darcey and Stacey really made a mockery of themselves in so many ways. 

 

they look very nice here, should of kept the dark hair. Now both look very older than what they are and garish.

[Christina]

Another Cameo of Darcey wasted. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CH04LtjHHtE/

 

Since she is so into her appearance, you would think that seeing herself like that would embarrass her. 

[mamadrama]

She's starting to get Anna Nicole level of crazy. I love crazy, don't get me wrong, but I have a line. I'm not here for watching someone kill themselves. 

[libgirl2]

On 11/23/2020 at 5:33 AM, mamadrama said:

She's starting to get Anna Nicole level of crazy. I love crazy, don't get me wrong, but I have a line. I'm not here for watching someone kill themselves. 

I don't know if she thinks this makes her look cute or funny or younger. Its kind of sad because I don't think she is a bad person. 

[itsadryheat]

Looks like she is hitting on the cameo recipient.

Shout out to the pursed lips and winking.

[mamadrama]

22 hours ago, libgirl2 said:

I don't know if she thinks this makes her look cute or funny or younger. Its kind of sad because I don't think she is a bad person. 

I don't know. I actually like Darcey. This makes me very uncomfortable. 

[sainte-chapelle]

On 11/23/2020 at 6:33 AM, mamadrama said:

She's starting to get Anna Nicole level of crazy. I love crazy, don't get me wrong, but I have a line. I'm not here for watching someone kill themselves. 

Definitely Anna Nicole territory. I remember her short-lived reality show. She was a mess and her son looked so embarrassed.

[configdotsys]

On 11/24/2020 at 10:12 AM, libgirl2 said:

I don't know if she thinks this makes her look cute or funny or younger. Its kind of sad because I don't think she is a bad person. 

I have always felt nothing but sorry for Darcy. She seems like a genuinely nice person who would give you the shirt off her back if you needed it. I did not watch her and her sister's show. I just could not deal with watching her anymore because it saddens me.

[Frozendiva]

She has a good heart. Wouldn’t mind spending an afternoon with her. She’d be fun.

[mamadrama]

3 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Definitely Anna Nicole territory. I remember her short-lived reality show. She was a mess and her son looked so embarrassed.

And she had a similar problem-surrounding herself with "yes men" who acted like everything she did was fine and cute. Once you reach that stage if someone says something you don't like then you cut them off. I think that's where Darcey is now. 

[Christina]

I've been trying to find a screencap of this, but everything is too large to post. 

Jesse's Escort Profile

I've always believed he was an escort, everything on that profile matches him, but it is possible that someone stole his photo and info for the site. It's in Dutch but the browser translates to English like this:

Quote

Gigolo Wesley is a charming and sensitive man who can be both dominant and vulnerable. He has excellent communication skills, a lot of empathy, a good listener, shows sincere interest and has a great eye for details with a passion for tantra.

Wesley likes to travel and enjoys "the finer things of life". Gigolo Wesley has an athletic body, enjoys sport and adventure, and he has a warm and humble personality where the fantasy and pleasure of the woman is the main focus.

Gigolo Wesley is available for women and couples M-F

We are happy to send recognizable pictures on request!

Background: Dutch

Skincolor: White

Hometown: Amsterdam

Country: Netherlands

Age: 27

Height: 1.93

Weight: 85kg

Haircolor: Blond

Eyecolor: Blue

Tattoos: No

Piercings: No

Smoker: No

Travels: Worldwide

Education: Psychology

Language: English, Dutch

Interests: Conversations, Massage, People, Travel

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Specialty: Boyfriend experience, Soft SM, Conversations, Role Play, Tantra Massages, Excellent Communication Skills

Dining: Everything Except Pork

Endowed: L

Rates:

2 hours €440

3 hours €610

4 hours €780

5 hours €950

Extra hour €160

Dinner date, full night, weekend on request

The one review says:

Quote

I had a wonderful evening with Wesley, we had a good talk, he really sees me and spiritually we match 100%

 

[Frozendiva]

17 hours ago, Christina said:

I've been trying to find a screencap of this, but everything is too large to post. 

Jesse's Escort Profile

I've always believed he was an escort, everything on that profile matches him, but it is possible that someone stole his photo and info for the site. It's in Dutch but the browser translates to English like this:

The one review says:

 

Saw that on Reddit. I wouldn't be surprised.

[Kikiki]

OMG that male escort website has an option so that you can compare the "talent."

[1011101010001]

Endowment large, yeah I bet.

[Christina]

Does anyone remember Jesse? He was Dutch, didn't know how to cut steak, was personally offended by folding pizza, had "a trauma" from having a stiletto thrown at him, and believed everything was "an illusion?"

Well, he's taking pole dancing lessons and here is a clip.

He's such a tool. The workout clothes and sticks for legs are funny, though.

[sainte-chapelle]

19 minutes ago, Christina said:

Does anyone remember Jesse? He was Dutch, didn't know how to cut steak, was personally offended by folding pizza, had "a trauma" from having a stiletto thrown at him, and believed everything was "an illusion?"

Well, he's taking pole dancing lessons and here is a clip.

He's such a tool. The workout clothes and sticks for legs are funny, though.

Damn he looks like he skips leg day on the regular 

[1011101010001]

He can teach pole dancing at his next nursing home seminar.

[Christina]

Jesse is so desperate for attention that he's reposting a comment from a meet and greet in NYC two years ago! 

 

[ElsbethTascioni]

On 12/14/2020 at 7:08 PM, Christina said:

Does anyone remember Jesse? He was Dutch, didn't know how to cut steak, was personally offended by folding pizza, had "a trauma" from having a stiletto thrown at him, and believed everything was "an illusion?"

Well, he's taking pole dancing lessons and here is a clip.

He's such a tool. The workout clothes and sticks for legs are funny, though.

OMG the black socks! He's the opposite of sexy.

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, ElsbethTascioni said:

OMG the black socks! He's the opposite of sexy.

As is Darcey so maybe they were the perfect match after all.

[mamadrama]

Some thoughts on rewatching "Darcey's Journey" on Discovery+.

Part 1:

1. She says she "shares joint custody" but that the girls' dad lives "hours away." Huh. 

2. She and Stacey are living in a townhouse. In later epis they're in a large house (the same one from their YouTube videos from 10 years ago). 

3. Jesse needs to take a seat about the catfishing- he used just as many filters as she did. She oughta knock HIM out for catfishing HER and making her think he was a normal human being.

4. Somewhere the makers of Angel are screaming in protest and throwing up disclaimers.

5. Her girls seem to be legit upset that she's leaving. If nothing else, they do seem close.

6. Stacey's vocal fry is next level.

7. She changed into the Louboutins pre-Escalatorgate. She wore tennis shoes on the plane.

8. I think she stole Kail's black jeans. 

9. I swear even her face was a different shape back then. WTF?

10. Jesse picking her up with flowers holding a banner of him picking her up with flowers is 90 Days meta at its best. 

[mamadrama]

Part 2 of Darcey's Journey:

1. The best part about Jesse was his family's house. It's what I imagine it would look like if Betsey Johnson directed an orgy between Lisa Frank and the Keebler elves in Care-a-Lot. 

2. Jesse wears more foundation than Darcey. 

3. Ridiculing Darcey for bringing more than one suitcase? Sit your ass down, homeboy. You know it takes more than that just to cart around your hair styling products. 

4. I never ever want to hear anyone referring to Jesse's "sexual chemistry" again. Ever. 

5. Darcey did something weird to her face, right? I swear to God it's a completely different shape. 

6. My 13 yo says that in Jesse's talking heads he talks to the audience like we, not he, don't fully comprehend English. Or this planet. Or life. 

7. If Stepfather Jesse truly thinks that he's a "beautiful man" and that women throw underwear at him then he may need to lay off Amsterdam's finest. 

8. Darcey had way more poise than I would've had at that dinner. When Stepfather asked what was in it for Jesse I'd have said, "I don't know. Maybe my big Connecticut house, money, ability to take off and jetset for weeks on end, and clothing design business?" He didn't have to know that the house and money belonged to her dad, HOE had been defunct for years, the TV show was actually just an intro filmed by her dad and uploaded to YouTube, and the ability to travel at any time came from not having a job...Wanker. 

9. All that time "introducing" Jesse to her girls, talking about blending the family, ushering him into the stepfather role...and yet I can't remember a single conversation between her and Tom about either one of their children. 

10. Jesse complaining about Darcey wanting to look "perfect" all the time. Well, no shit. The people you keep introducing her to can't wait to point out the age gap and discrepancies in their "beauty." 

 

 

[Joan of Argh]

Darcey actually looked better without all the makeup and her hair looked better tousled than combed down like Morticia from the Adams Family.

When it comes to style she's her own worst enemy!

Edited January 20, 2021 by Joan of Argh

[DutchbutnoJesse]

5 hours ago, mamadrama said:

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7. If Stepfather Jesse truly thinks that he's a "beautiful man" and that women throw underwear at him then he may need to lay off Amsterdam's finest. 

I really doubt there are a lot of people in Amsterdam, let alone The Netherlands who ever heard of him.

5 hours ago, mamadrama said:

 

 

[mamadrama]

15 hours ago, DutchbutnoJesse said:

I really doubt there are a lot of people in Amsterdam, let alone The Netherlands who ever heard of him.

 

I didn't take the comment as people knowing him, I took it as that he was so handsome that women were falling all over themselves when they passed him in the street. Which is still crazy...

[DutchbutnoJesse]

11 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I didn't take the comment as people knowing him, I took it as that he was so handsome that women were falling all over themselves when they passed him in the street. Which is still crazy...

I got that but couldn't resist to make my snarky but true comment about Jesse. :)) 

About his looks: he looks average at least. Certainly not someone Dutch girls will fall over and he will mostly go unnoticed. 😉

Yes, another Jesse snark!.:d

[greekmom]

Gross

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Jesse, did you ever read anything about this man?  He is a liar, drug addict, manipulator, and animal abuser.  I 100% believe he exploited and bred those poor animals for profit.  Did you even watch Tiger King? What a hot mess. Guess what? No one is interested in Joe Exotic anymore, the streaming numbers for Tiger King 2 were awful.  Time to hitch your wagon to the next Z lister. Is he still with Jennifer or did that stop when the cameras stopped rolling?

Edited August 9, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m not sure if this adds anything to the discussion since I didn’t waste my time reading it, but I laughed about how Jesse and Joe Exotic are perfect for each other. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11097145/Joe-Exotic-working-90-Day-Fianc-star-secure-presidential-pardon-Joe-Biden.html

[1011101010001]

Does Jesse not understand that Joe was actually guilty of soliciting a murder?

[sainte-chapelle]

Well it made DListed.  None of it flattering. I bet famewhore Jenniffer is seething since she was not mentioned. The comments are a trip. People commenting on his bad photoshop, bad hairline and think he is one of Joe’s twinks. What a time to be alive.

https://dlisted.com/2022/08/10/joe-exotic-is-hoping-for-another-shot-at-a-presidential-pardon-with-help-from-90-day-fiance-alum-jesse-meester/#more-429079

Edited August 10, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Teri313]

I just saw Jesse and Jeniffer on PT (they're terrible at it, BTW) and he had to let us know that they are living at his fabulous place in Spain and she's got a little dog in her lap. So where is her kid? Did they take her with them? Or is this another Larissa situation?

[1011101010001]

12 hours ago, Teri313 said:

I just saw Jesse and Jeniffer on PT (they're terrible at it, BTW) and he had to let us know that they are living at his fabulous place in Spain and she's got a little dog in her lap. So where is her kid? Did they take her with them? Or is this another Larissa situation?

Doesn’t she have one kid parked with her ex-husband and one with her mom?

Edited November 8, 2022 by MrBuhBye

[sainte-chapelle]

On 11/8/2022 at 1:44 AM, Teri313 said:

I just saw Jesse and Jeniffer on PT (they're terrible at it, BTW) and he had to let us know that they are living at his fabulous place in Spain and she's got a little dog in her lap. So where is her kid? Did they take her with them? Or is this another Larissa situation?

Right? Say what you want about Tim but he was really engaged with her child and insisted that he get to know the both of them. Jesse had no interest in children and wants to pretend they don’t exist since it doesn’t support the picture perfect fame whore image they are shilling.

[Frozendiva]

Now Jesse is talking about low value vs high value women. You get similar vibes from incels. Sigh. I get not wanting a toxic codependent relationship, but…

https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-jesse-darcey-low-value-woman/

[Welshman in Ca]

34 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Now Jesse is talking about low value vs high value women. You get similar vibes from incels. Sigh. I get not wanting a toxic codependent relationship, but…

https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-jesse-darcey-low-value-woman/

He talks some shit & the fact that he's still blaming Darcey for his long list of shortcomings is hysterical. Dude, if it hadn't been for her not 1 person would know who the fuck you are, and I'm no fan of Darcey but blaming her for anything is crazy get over her.

[Frozendiva]

 

[magemaud]

@Frozendiva you beat me to it! Jessie is going to be a fodder! 

[1011101010001]

Must really frost Darcey that he picked someone who looks natural.

[magemaud]

Dressed in a paper bag 

[1011101010001]

Yet still better dressed than mom.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Jesse teaches his kid to work on him/herself.

[Gobi]

At their wedding, instead of tossing the bouquet they’ll throw the shoe.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 hours ago, Gobi said:

At their wedding, instead of tossing the bouquet they’ll throw the shoe.

What happened to the epic love story with Jeniffer? Their luxury property they were building in Spain? Like I suspected….all bullshit.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok because I am on the couch still full of cheese I checked out Jenniffer and Jesse’s joint YouTube channel. The last post together was only a little under a year ago. This girl looks fairly far along. Dude moved on fast.

[Shrek]

Well you know what they say about the best way to get over someone after a break up is to get under someone else, looks like he was a bit too keen.

[1011101010001]

Wonder if he comes off the escort website now.

[Elizzikra]

3 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Wonder if he comes off the escort website now.

I'd think he needs to double up on appointments now that he will have another mouth to feed.

Do we know anything about the mudder?

[Frozendiva]