S05.E01: Joy's Wedding/S05.E02: Triple Date Night

[pinkelephant3]

Maybe Derick had a stroke during his operation and thats why he's the way he is now... 

[Annb67]

Tee hee. Jinger described TTH as chaotic and noisy. IMO she is digging her new life!! Take that boob.

[Chicklet]

We are watching people do laundry. DO LAUNDRY on tv. 

And that was a whole lotta eggs for those tacos seeing as only 2 people were eating.

[woodscommaelle]

Oh my god these vows are creeping me out.

Actually, the whole damn wedding is creeping me out.

Edited June 13, 2017 by woodscommaelle

[Annb67]

So babe just declared he doesn't see them moving anytime soon.

[mythoughtis]

The 'hay' was stalks of sage. Cindy wanted to bring  the meadow indoors since Austin thinks of Joy running thru a meadow. 

[Annb67]

Can we throw derick, babe, jill and Jinger in a ring and watch them fight? That would be interesting.

[Fostersmom]

Hey look! Jinger went to do laundry by herself! Bet the first time she did that, she was terrified.  

[ThinkerBell]

36 minutes ago, pinkelephant3 said:

Ummm what is JD doing?! Since when was he a conductor?

All he needs is a pitch pipe and a bouncing ball to make it complete. I thought I was watching a Duggar version of The Sound of Music.

Edited June 13, 2017 by ThinkerBell

[cereality]

Watching this wedding -- two words come to mind "child bride." She has a running commentary up there at the altar as she is asking him for permission, what to do etc. They went over to sign something - license? marriage certificate - and she literally whispers - oh you're the groom. And then asks him, I can use my name, right? Meaning she wasn't sure whether to sign it as Joy Duggar or Joy Forsyth. WTF!? Obviously she isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but most parents don't push their young, unintelligent daughters into marriage . . . .

[Minivanessa]

The mustard cardigan. It Lives!!

[Fostersmom]

3 minutes ago, woodscommaelle said:

Oh my god these vows are creeping me out.

They were pretty culty. 

[Annb67]

Oh my god. The village idiots are shopping and idiot asked joy idiot about a leather skirt. Because you know....austin likes to hunt. I'm just gonna leave this here...

3 minutes ago, Jeeves said:

The mustard cardigan. It Lives!!

Noooooooooo......

[mythoughtis]

How does a Duggar boy know about spandex? 

[katycat74]

JD "conducting" cracked me up.  He was just waving his arm around randomly, lol.

How are they not sick of that damn mustard sweater yet?

Derek puking again, oh boy!

[Oldernowiser]

She's been a vacant uterus for too long...time to get that baby machine fired up and serving the Lord. If she's dumb and clueless...she'll be a good little incubator and won't have thoughts or a will of her own.

[Annb67]

Oh good...derick is barfing again and again...

Dear Lord Jill. "Either the doctor figured out what is going on or he doesn't...." she's a smart one.

[VioletNevermind]

I didn't realize how much I've been missing that scene of Derick bent over at the waist with his hands on his knees, gagging and heaving into the grass like an old hound dog.  Damn . . . ?

Edited June 13, 2017 by SuzyLee

[pinkelephant3]

So Jill is acting pregnant but not talking about it?

[woodscommaelle]

Jenny: I loved it when they signed the papers. Haha. This is nothing more than a business deal in her eyes.

I think this was the least offensive reception of all the weddings.

Edited June 13, 2017 by woodscommaelle

[woodscommaelle]

Ummm...you guys....I really liked that proposal.?

[Annb67]

10 minutes ago, woodscommaelle said:

Jenny: I loved it when they signed the papers. Haha. This is nothing more than a business deal in her eyes.

I think this was the least offensive reception of all the weddings.

There was a reception??

[EarlGreyTea]

13 minutes ago, woodscommaelle said:

Jenny: I loved it when they signed the papers. Haha. This is nothing more than a business deal in her eyes.

I think this was the least offensive reception of all the weddings.

I like that it was indoors and people could sit on that stage-looking thing. That's a step up for sure. I try not to be a hater, so I'll say those cupcakes looks really good. The whole aesthetic screamed "autumn" wedding, though. The proposal WAS pretty cute. Points for taking Kendra completely off guard, although the public setting didn't allow for a nice speech on Joe's part a la Ben and Jessa.

Whoever walked with Anna down the aisle was hot. Too bad Anna has to go home to Smuggar after that.

Edited June 13, 2017 by EarlGreyTea

[Teresa]

Poor Jana! Now she's the old maid still at home. 

[Annb67]

2 minutes ago, EarlGreyTea said:

I like that it was indoors and people could sit on that stage-looking thing. That's a step up for sure. I try not to be a hater, so I'll say those cupcakes looks really good. The whole aesthetic screamed "autumn" wedding, though.

Whoever walked with Anna down the aisle was hot. Too bad Anna has to go home to Smuggar after that.

Anna didn't even speak. I guess they ran out of kids big enough to hide joshy

[VioletNevermind]

Just now, Teresa said:

Poor Jana! Now she's the old maid still at home. 

Hey, someone has to raise all of those kids, amirite?

[woodscommaelle]

Hahahahah the way everyone was describing Joy sounded like they were describing Ann (HER?????) from Arrested Development.

[cereality]

OMG - Joy is going on that triple date with Austin and the other couples - can only find 1 shoe; comes downstairs with 1 shoe on; and then you see her walking barefoot across the family room and in the laundry room w her intended and her feet are BLACK. Does she not bathe?? And does she want her beloved to know that?

[Annb67]

Grown ass Ben and Derick need to worry less about playing a game called flip the bacon and worry more about bringing home the bacon. This show isn't going to survive another season

[EarlGreyTea]

4 minutes ago, Teresa said:

Poor Jana! Now she's the old maid still at home. 

Thankfully for her, she's losing eggs by the day, guaranteeing her fewer kids, unlike Joy, who has a hell of a chance to beat Michelle at the baby sweepstakes because of her youth. I'd be kissing my Creator's feet if I were Jana, although I'm sure she might not see it that way.

Edited June 13, 2017 by EarlGreyTea

[Chicklet]

Hopefully their creator's feet are cleaner than Joy's.

[Annb67]

2 minutes ago, cereality said:

OMG - Joy is going on that triple date with Austin and the other couples - can only find 1 shoe; comes downstairs with 1 shoe on; and then you see her walking barefoot across the family room and in the laundry room w her intended and her feet are BLACK. Does she not bathe?? And does she want her beloved to know that?

So gross

[Christina87]

I'm just starting to watch, but this wedding is making me uncomfortable. She reminds me of a high school girl with her first boyfriend. I was relieved at the very beginning to see how natural her embrace was with him, but she overdoes everything. For example, she'll say, "I love you...sooooooooo much." Also, her fakey fake Michelle voice when she was asking him about her hair seemed over the top. I can so picture myself doing something like that at 19, though. when I had my first boyfriend, I thought guys had strong preferences on things like that. Ten years later...yeah, it couldn't matter less to them, for the most part.

This footage is something joy would look back on in 10 years and laugh. They also remind me of the couple that begins college swearing they'll never break up, but they're broken up by Christmas.  Of course, there is nothing wrong with her acting her age, BUT SHE IS MARRYING THE FIRST PERSON SUE EVER HAD A CRUSH ON!!! And realistically, I think it's more like, "daddy said I could have a crush on this person." I don't think she would have picked him out of a crowd organically. I think joe and Kendra actually have a lot more chemistry, and seem more natural together.

Jessa sure does come across as more likeable than Jill. When she talked about her wedding memories early on, she managed to do it in a way that wasn't all about herself. I remember wanting to slap Jill at Jinger's wedding, when she constantly brought up her own wedding in an obviously vying-for-attention way. That is the difference between these two girls. They are both annoying, but Jessa knows how to present herself in a light that the public will find less obnoxious. 

Edited June 13, 2017 by Christina87

[woodscommaelle]

Jinger saying how much she liked Jeremy's singing was really sweet. 

Scarlet was a great-sounding guess by the cute twin. 

Edited June 13, 2017 by woodscommaelle

[mzskyhawk00]

Jana is always a bridesmaid and never a bride.  Hopefully, she can see the positive (however small) of not be married.

[VioletNevermind]

Jill just spoke for 30 full seconds and said the word like at least 15 times.  She sounds like she has, like, a sixth grade education.  Like, wait . . .

[mythoughtis]

I want these triple date advice givers to have to watch this in ten years.  They sound so formal, and over the top. They are talking to their sister and her boyfriend, for goodness sake.

[Christina87]

That wedding planner must be in a Jana lookalike contest...

[Teresa]

Yeah Jana is pushing 30 and that seems like a big no-no to still be single in their world. I was 37 when I got married and felt like the oldest first-time bride in the world! 

[Chicklet]

Jill is trying to explain a new baby to an 18 month old toddler. They don't understand much of anything in life do they?

[cereality]

So Jill is justifying that no one likes her as - don't let others be jealous of the relationship you have with your husband, that is most important and has to come first. So it doesn't matter if people say -- you're not my best friend. Are her sisters saying that to her? Or does she just feel like they aren't as interested in her now so this is her rationalization? Hate to break it to you Jill, women can manage to have spouses and friends and siblings - so if you can't, it's YOU.

[woodscommaelle]

"I wish Jinger was here..." because I don't give a shit what Joy wears.

Look, I wish Derick all the best in his health but I am not at all interested in hearing about it.

Edited June 13, 2017 by woodscommaelle

[EarlGreyTea]

Jinger and Jeremy are one attractive couple. She's really blossomed. I love Jinger's clothing during that laundry scene. But damn, that was bleak. Jeremy is plugging away on something he loves doing (although 40 hours, my ass) and she's...doing laundry. I wish they'd shown her taking on a pastor's wife duties.

[ChiCricket]

Cups of popcorn at the reception? Wow, big spenders. ;-)

[PupCal]

Jill and Derrick trying to explain to their baby that there's gonna be a new baby in the house was just cringe-inducing. He's barely two and can't even speak half the time; I hope she doesn't plan to start "blanket-training" the new one.

[Annb67]

14 minutes ago, cereality said:

So Jill is justifying that no one likes her as - don't let others be jealous of the relationship you have with your husband, that is most important and has to come first. So it doesn't matter if people say -- you're not my best friend. Are her sisters saying that to her? Or does she just feel like they aren't as interested in her now so this is her rationalization? Hate to break it to you Jill, women can manage to have spouses and friends and siblings - so if you can't, it's YOU.

Boom!

[88Keys]

13 minutes ago, cereality said:

So Jill is justifying that no one likes her as - don't let others be jealous of the relationship you have with your husband, that is most important and has to come first. So it doesn't matter if people say -- you're not my best friend. Are her sisters saying that to her? Or does she just feel like they aren't as interested in her now so this is her rationalization? Hate to break it to you Jill, women can manage to have spouses and friends and siblings - so if you can't, it's YOU.

 

Maybe it is an oblique reference to Jinger and Jeremy moving to Larado and saying "no visitors for six months."  (I don't blame them one bit, though).

[yogi2014L]

I hate seeing Boob on tevee

Why on earth would they let a 5 year old stick the veil in Joy hair??? hell to the no

KInd of loved the groomsmen joking around and sticking his hand on austin, kind of refreshing for these fundies. please tlc- show some more normal

 

Agree that this is so weird, Joy is literally a child. Her and austin did seem to have chemistry but lets face it 20 year old virgins will pretty much have chemistry with anyone. giant walking hormones. that is all.

Edited June 13, 2017 by yogi2014L

[JocelynCavanaugh]

Kendra is like a live action member of the Get Along Gang. 

 

[Annb67]

Bridesmaids dresses provided by "I Don't Give A Shit Boutique" Where all the brides go that don't give a shit.