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Josh & Anna Smuggar: A Series of Unfortunate Events


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The sex scandals just keep on coming.  There's a picture in this article showing Josh at age about 15 studying Bill Gothard's sex education workbooks at the kitchen table with homeschool teacher Michelle.  That whole Gothard organization is being sued now.

http://www.inquisitr.com/2505953/duggar-family-homeschool-program-sued-for-sexual-abuse

Prove that those are 'sex education workbooks' in that picture. Their education as pure crap, but you're going overboard.

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^ Considering the all-consuming warped obsession the Gothard cult has with sex, EVERYTHING is a sex education workbook.

 

Gothard math:

 

"If a defrauding woman wearing a skirt above the knee walks down the street and meets a hellbound homosexual, how many sins against Christ have they committed?"

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"If you are 5 feet 10 inches tall, how long should your skirt be?"

 

"If a couple courts from March 1st until December 1st, how many days is that?"

 

"If you have 25 kids but there is a set of triples and two sets of twins, how many times did that super special mama give birth?"

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Ooooooo, I'll play~

 

"Reformers Unanimous rehab period is 6 months.  If a client's spouse is allowed to visit every 45 days, how many visits will take place?"

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Josh can slyly molest one sister every three months.  Josh has 9 sisters.  How long will it take Josh to molest every one of his sisters?

 

If Josh only molests sisters that are at least 4 years younger than him and two of his sisters are closer in age to him than that, how long before Josh can molest all of the sisters he wants to? 

 

For extra credit, explain how over the clothes touching is no big deal and how this is the girls’ fault.  How much time should each girl spend in the prayer closet to atone for their sin of tempting their brother?

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The oldest five Duggar daughters attended 15 Journeys to the Heart. How many times did Bill Gothard sexually harass them?

Serious question, amirite? I know I have wondered (though I don't really want to hear about it).

Also a fine GotHard Workbook question, of course.

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You read it wrong, the feedback is from the sellers. IOW, the only thing the Duggars have sold on that list in the drone, the rest are things they bought.

Pretty sure the feedback listed on their account is feedback left for them by other users. The item number in their latest feedback is for an item that Duggar8 sold.
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Pretty sure the feedback listed on their account is feedback left for them by other users. The item number in their latest feedback is for an item that Duggar8 sold.

You said:

 

I don't think it's a scam, all of their buyers have left positive feedback. Their descriptions evidently weren't misleading.

 

My point is there's only been one buyer. All previous feedback don't apply - the Duggars were customers, not sellers.

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My point is there's only been one buyer. All previous feedback don't apply - the Duggars were customers, not sellers.

Okay, but that buyer still left positive feedback, so probably not a victim of a scam.
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"...and that we're making sure we're being DILIGENT...tooooooo....really invest in our children..."

Using words over 2 syllables always throws him off so badly.

"...Invest in our wives, invest in our families..." 

Invest in some hookers, invest in some porn stars...

"There are so many things that are taxing...that are wanting to pull us away...but when we're willing to sit down and say I'm going to do what God has given me to do..."

He was probably imagining spanking a hooker as he was saying those words. 

Stabby is right.

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^^^I'll be multi-tasking, but will at least sign in.

 

Shouldn't it be about time for Anna to be visiting, assuming she's of a mind to do so?  We'll have to keep an eye on the center section.  If not a Josh sighting, perhaps an Anna one.

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If you go to the youtube video of news about Josh's drone for sale on Ebay (though the speaker is wrong, it was Josiah's) ... be sure to read the comments. I'm copying one comment for you ...

 

"He probably sold it because he crashed it... it's pretty hard to hover a camera-equipped drone, outside the bedroom window of your neighbors teenage daughter, late at night, while naked... using only one hand. xD"

 

 

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If A donut shop gives each person a dozen donuts for pirate day and 14 Duggars dress up then 1 Duggar gives their dozen to a homeless person, how many donuts do the Duggars have left?

If Josie licks 1/4 of the kitchen counter everyday, how many days before she licks all of the counter?

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Anyone know if this is true

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Since both the Smuggars owned the house I wouldn't think Goody Smuggar could sell the house without Mr Smuggar's consent. That article also states as a fact that Anna had moved to Florida, and we have no evidence that she's been in Florida at all, plus there's evidence that suggests she's been in Tontitown the whole time.
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Absolutely right. That last episode of 19 Kids was positively bizarre, even for them. Odd reactions, odd comments, odd glances exchanged - the Bizarro Duggar Universe. They absolutely knew something was up.

Does anybody have a link to that episode? All I can find are clips and interviews. I had stopped watching the show by then so I've never seen the last one.

Thanks.

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Ya know it took me reading this three times before I understood...

I'm just glad you don't have people on your actual face ;)

I'm sorry I had to factory reset my phone and now auto correct hates me

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