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hoosier80
hoosier80

New show title: 10 to 20 Years and Counting 

MargeGunderson
MargeGunderson

Someone on Reddit just described Josh’s face as a glistening glazed ham. I am considering divorcing my husband and marrying that poster. 

doodlebug
doodlebug

Well, for many of us, it's the difference between 'imperfect' and 'non-PC' and being a criminal.  Josh is a child molester and his parents actively intervened in his situation to avoid him being punis

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BitterApple

BitterApple

What if Josh gets out and says "Sorry, Anna, but I didn't miss you. I did miss the kids though."

You bring up an interesting point. Where exactly do Josh and Anna go from here? He's obviously bored with the marriage and he's only 26. Is he really going to stay faithful for the rest of his life? At least this may derail Anna's baby train. I can't imagine having sex with a guy who's a child molester and cheats with porn stars. I get itchy just thinking about it.

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cheatincheetos

cheatincheetos

Jill and Derick have been pictured eating in the dining room of what we assumed was Josh's house. Perhaps they traded in the McMansion for the Pool House. Hopefully, that means Anna got the McMansion. 

"You've won a free McMansion! With a lifetime supply of tater tots, diapers, and a copy of Bill Gothard's book Rewards of Being Reviled!"

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MyPeopleAreNordic

MyPeopleAreNordic

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What if Josh gets out and says "Sorry, Anna, but I didn't miss you. I did miss the kids though."

I feel like this could be the best possible outcome - Josh lives the life he wants while still maintaining relationships with and providing for his children (and Anna, at least for a time). I don't think Josh wants this life/lifestyle. If that is so, I hope he can find the strength to admit it to himself, his parents, and his family. Anna and her kids do not deserve to have to live with a guy who is on lockdown at the Duggar compound resenting everyone and plotting when/how he can he can get some strange.

My guess is Josh is too codependent with his parents (and likes their money too much) to admit he doesn't want to continue living this lifestyle.

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Guest

Guest

Michelle reposted her marriage advice blog. Passive aggressive dig at Anna?

tl;dr: have sex with your husband when he demands.

https://www.duggarfamily.com/michelles-blog?ID=778dd00f-c069-4517-a8cf-067beea6511d

 

Ew. What the eff was in the bridal package that Michelle gave to Jill for her wedding night? The mind boggles. 

ThinkerBell

ThinkerBell

“And so be available, and not just available, but be joyfully available for him. Smile and be willing to say, ‘Yes, sweetie I am here for you,’ no matter what, even though you may be exhausted and big pregnant and you may not feel like he feels. ‘I’m still here for you and I’m going to meet that need because I know it’s a need for you.’ ”

In other words, a dutiful Duggar wife should never say, "Not tonight, honey, I'm 'big pregnant'."

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Tabbygirl521

Tabbygirl521

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Re: disagreements, never talk about things in front of your kids that should be private between hub and wife. Unsaid: feel free to share your ovulation/boning schedule with all and sundry.

This all just fries me. Oh My husband is so wonderful because he lets me yammer on about my worries and travails and pretends to listen. Never mind that he won't let me just have a night's sleep when I'm Big Pregnant (Michelle's band name) and fucking exhausted. Because, penis.

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becca3891

becca3891

“And so be available, and not just available, but be joyfully available for him. Smile and be willing to say, ‘Yes, sweetie I am here for you,’ no matter what, even though you may be exhausted and big pregnant and you may not feel like he feels. ‘I’m still here for you and I’m going to meet that need because I know it’s a need for you.’ ”

In other words, a dutiful Duggar wife should never say, "Not tonight, honey, I'm 'big pregnant'."

What goes unsaid but strongly implied is the notion that cheating happens because wives don't make themselves "joyfully available." I've seen other creepy fundie men make this same case and it's crap. We all know that Anna has done everything by the book, and that would include making herself "joyfully available."  Nowhere in their rule book does it tell you what to do if your husband isn't making demands at all, probably because he doesn't want more kids and would rather get violent with a prostitute.

 

I do feel so very badly for Anna, though, that gulping all the Kool-Aid and doing everything by the book did not yield the results she was told it would. 

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Churchhoney

Churchhoney

I feel like this could be the best possible outcome - Josh lives the life he wants while still maintaining relationships with and providing for his children (and Anna, at least for a time). I don't think Josh wants this life/lifestyle. If that is so, I hope he can find the strength to admit it to himself, his parents, and his family. Anna and her kids do not deserve to have to live with a guy who is on lockdown at the Duggar compound resenting everyone and plotting when/how he can he can get some strange.

My guess is Josh is too codependent with his parents (and likes their money too much) to admit he doesn't want to continue living this lifestyle.

 

Yes yes and yes. Totally agree. And, once again, it's going to be falseness-to-self that derails the only possible halfway decent ending to this stuff. I wish I weren't just about totally certain that he lacks the backbone to say he now knows that he can't live this way and then go make a different life for himself that suits him better.

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GeeGolly

GeeGolly

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Personally, I wouldn't even think twice about reconciling with someone like Josh, I would have drawn up divorce papers already, however ...

 

I don't know what is in Anna's head, however if she is that deep into their Fundyism, I would think she would want to remain married to Josh. Josh has been a creep beyond words and totally effed up. But if he can get his act together and grow up, maybe they could make it work. He can't hide behind daddy on this one, the whole world knows what a scumbag he has been. It is time for Josh to put on his big boy pants and act like the grown ass man he should be. Their world is so different, and at this point Anna should be able to have a solution that makes the happiest, whatever that may be.

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Fuzzysox

Fuzzysox

Michelle reposted her marriage advice blog. Passive aggressive dig at Anna?

tl;dr: have sex with your husband when he demands.

https://www.duggarfamily.com/michelles-blog?ID=778dd00f-c069-4517-a8cf-067beea6511d

WTF is wrong with this woman? I wonder if she would be singing a different toon if Boob was the one who cheated? It's too late to go back in time Chelly when you raised a son that had/has sexual issues and did NOTHING about it. It's really sickening how they have ruined Anna's life. 

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cheatincheetos

cheatincheetos

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Josh Duggar should be in a plural marriage.

http://wonkette.com/594705/looks-like-mike-huckabee-and-the-duggars-are-still-totally-gay-for-each-other

 

Seems Huckabee is quietly starting to work with the Duggars again in his bidnessman ventures, as they are helping promote his new CD about the Real Murican History of how our Founders meant to create a theocracy. Learn how Moses parted the Delaware so that George Washington could sneak over and ambush the British! See how the Civil War could have been prevented if only the slaves had been able to buy machine guns!

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Julia

Julia

The face that Jim Bob makes when he's purposed to make Michelle 'Big Pregnant' (again).

 

See, this is so disturbing. Because I know exactly what you're talking about, and here's the thing about that: I am at least four degrees of separation away from these people, she wears couch covers so nobody will look at her and think about sex because "extreme modesty," and I know what his O face looks like. Just, seriously, buddy, nobody thinks you're a big dog because you bone your unpleasant, bitter wife, including your unpleasant, bitter wife, who has shared with literally millions of people that you're a premature ejaculator with bad breath. 

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ThinkerBell

ThinkerBell

WTF is wrong with this woman? I wonder if she would be singing a different toon if Boob was the one who cheated? It's too late to go back in time Chelly when you raised a son that had/has sexual issues and did NOTHING about it. It's really sickening how they have ruined Anna's life.

The sad and disturbing message that Michelle is conveying to her daughters is that their body belongs to anyone/everyone but themselves (husband, children, and perverted older brother).

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Churchhoney

Churchhoney

http://wonkette.com/594705/looks-like-mike-huckabee-and-the-duggars-are-still-totally-gay-for-each-other

 

Seems Huckabee is quietly starting to work with the Duggars again in his bidnessman ventures, as they are helping promote his new CD about the Real Murican History of how our Founders meant to create a theocracy. Learn how Moses parted the Delaware so that George Washington could sneak over and ambush the British! See how the Civil War could have been prevented if only the slaves had been able to buy machine guns!

 

Bigots of a feather grift together. Isn't that how the saying goes?

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mbutterfly

mbutterfly

You bring up an interesting point. Where exactly do Josh and Anna go from here? He's obviously bored with the marriage and he's only 26. Is he really going to stay faithful for the rest of his life? At least this may derail Anna's baby train. I can't imagine having sex with a guy who's a child molester and cheats with porn stars. I get itchy just thinking about it.

Can someone please explain to me why Josh is still in residential treatment (if he is)? Nothing was court ordered. If he has left, why sneak around. He is free to go wherever he wants. I don't get it.

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BitterApple

BitterApple

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Can someone please explain to me why Josh is still in residential treatment (if he is)? Nothing was court ordered. If he has left, why sneak around. He is free to go wherever he wants. I don't get it.

I think Boob has him stashed away while they're filming the specials. He doesn't want any paparazzi or Instagram photos showing up of Josh when the family is about to get their show back on the air.

In addition, the guise of 'rehab' implies that Josh is getting help, will be 'cured' and can do the whole redemption tour when he gets out.

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Muffyn

Muffyn

A paper bag for Derick's Lurch head.

This was the first thing I read this morning.  Well played.  Fortunately I was not drinking anything or my laptop would have had a shower.  "Lurch head".  

 

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First, this is horrifying.  There should be a law against close ups of Jim Bob.  Second, he is forcing his smile so hard that it looks like he is in pain.  He is so regularly inappropriate in public I contend this face is happening because he is trying to push through some severe constipation.  Either that or he is posing for illustrators doing a smiling Moe Szyzlak.  

 

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Mollie

Mollie

Michelle reposted her marriage advice blog. Passive aggressive dig at Anna?

tl;dr: have sex with your husband when he demands.

https://www.duggarfamily.com/michelles-blog?ID=778dd00f-c069-4517-a8cf-067beea6511d

That's definitely written by a woman who has no pleasures, if you know what I mean, and who doesn't know all of her body parts.  In her experience, only men "have needs."  She has no concept of love or of intimacy.  She thinks a relationship with a man is about having someone listen to her babbling.  

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Julia

Julia

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People used to discuss the feeder fetish on the 600 Lb Life board. Maybe this is a similar fetish.

 

Well, leaving aside Jim Bob's jones for being the patriarch of a generation, if you look at the rules they have for when in the month they're allowed to have sex, and the post-delivery period when he has to abstain, really the only time Jim Bob could get the sex on demand he talks so much about is when Michelle's pregnant. And, of course, after menopause, but then Michelle's not waddling around proclaiming to the world with her belly that he tore off a piece of that.

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tabloidlover

tabloidlover

See, this is so disturbing. Because I know exactly what you're talking about, and here's the thing about that: I am at least four degrees of separation away from these people, she wears couch covers so nobody will look at her and think about sex because "extreme modesty," and I know what his O face looks like. Just, seriously, buddy, nobody thinks you're a big dog because you bone your unpleasant, bitter wife, including your unpleasant, bitter wife, who has shared with literally millions of people that you're a premature ejaculator with bad breath.

So again, my question is this. What is JimBoob thinking about when MEchelle is joyfully laying there accepting his seed? I just do.not.get.it. She is hardly some hottie, and it's the same box that has been a clown car for babies for over 20 years. I cannot wrap my head around this - yet, I can't stop wondering because it just doesn't compute for me. AT ALL...

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cmr2014

cmr2014

“And so be available, and not just available, but be joyfully available for him. Smile and be willing to say, ‘Yes, sweetie I am here for you,’ no matter what, even though you may be exhausted and big pregnant and you may not feel like he feels. ‘I’m still here for you and I’m going to meet that need because I know it’s a need for you.’ ”

In other words, a dutiful Duggar wife should never say, "Not tonight, honey, I'm 'big pregnant'."

 

What I don't get about this is why they decided to roll this out again. They tried it out just after the scandal broke when the pastor of Cross Church just happened to do a sermon -- completely coincidentally, right? -- about this. That was only a couple of months ago and, if I recall correctly, and I do, it went over like the giant turd sandwich that it is.

 

They really are their own public relations nightmare. It seems like they are trying to get their show double-special cancelled, and make sure that the Jill/Jessa specials never get aired.

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Julia

Julia

They really are their own public relations nightmare. It seems like they are trying to get their show double-special cancelled, and make sure that the Jill/Jessa specials never get aired.

 

Yeah, but define "they." If the JIll/Jessa specials never get aired, what do Jim Bob and Michelle lose? They're not involved, Jessa's talking about moving away, Jill's actually made plans to move away, there's nothing in this for the two of them. If the specials are cancelled, though, they can spend the election stumping for candidates who need victims of the librul conspiracy to trot out.

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Anne Elk

Anne Elk

I'm sure that Jim Bob thinks of himself while he's implanting his manly seed. He is the only person in the room at the time, after all. Why waste thoughts on the vessel? Her opinions don't matter.

 

I still think they're basically cutting Josh off. His name is no longer on any of the assets. If they can't control him with threats of hell, they'll do it by the purse strings. He's totally at their mercy if they have all the money. 

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cheatincheetos

cheatincheetos

Either that or he is posing for illustrators doing a smiling Moe Szyzlak.  

 

You nailed it! That's who he reminded me of. In my wave of nausea I couldn't place it at first.

I'm sure that Jim Bob thinks of himself while he's implanting his manly seed. He is the only person in the room at the time, after all.

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JoanArc

JoanArc

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I had a look at Danica Dillon's oeuvre, and Jesus fucking Christ, hetero men should be ashamed. Destruction of Danica Dillon?! Squirt in my gape 4?! I hope I can choke on a cock?!?!

You made me go take a look at her acting credits. "Butt Licking Anal Whores 17" - I guess Anna couldn't fill that special need.

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