The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

[Suzn]

11 hours ago, Zella said:

Why would you want that mealy-mouthed-looking motherfucker staring at you from your wall for all eternity? 

Perfect!  I can't beat that, so I'll just add that I wouldn't want to see that nightmare inducing picture.

[laurakaye]

I think this slightly creepy and sinister portrait will probably look just perfect next to Jeremy's life-sized portrait of Johnny Mac (I assume there's got to be one somewhere in that house).

And honestly, what better time to take a picture of your feet than when you are escorting your toddler up and down a moving escalator, I ask you?

[charmed1]

That painting looks like it belongs in a bank with lots of really old executive furniture. It’s like they don’t even care. As long as the person is an old white “Christian” male who likely stood for something hateful, they exalt them. Name their kids after them, hang creepy paintings of them. The person doesn’t even have to have done anything particularly remarkable like James Reeb, a Unitarian minister who was murdered in Selma. Or god forbid a Christian person of color or a woman who actually stood for something. Unless of course it’s time to name to a girl child and they go digging in the Bible for the name of some woman who sacrificed for a man. 

I can picture the two little girls twenty years from now reminiscing about the creepy painting that hung in their house with eyes that seemed to follow them. “Who was that guy anyway, one of our bald uncles?” 

Edited March 15, 2022 by charmed1

[farmgal4]

11 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Date with daddy sounds so creepy.

Is there some law against the tying of shoelaces nowadays?  I’ve seen lots of untied shoes on SM recently.

[BitterApple]

Did Jinger get veneers? I don't recall her teeth being so big and white.

 

Edited March 15, 2022 by BitterApple

[Cinnabon]

27 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Did Jinger get veneers? I don't recall her teeth being so big and white.

 

$1000 a tooth - probably 🤦‍♀️. Maybe her teeth were messed up from the bulimia . . . I kid. It’s a possibility, that’s all. 

[GeeGolly]

Doesn't Jeremy have a bust of Charles Spurgeon too?

[galaxygirl76]

2 hours ago, laurakaye said:

And honestly, what better time to take a picture of your feet than when you are escorting your toddler up and down a moving escalator, I ask you?

How else will we know what kind of kicks Imelda wears while on a 'date' with his daughter.

[Suzn]

It's just another indication of how sick these people are.  They absolutely idolize people who in no way deserve it.  It's creepy. Well, actually, there is no one I idolize like that.  

[graefin]

1 hour ago, BitterApple said:

Did Jinger get veneers? I don't recall her teeth being so big and white.

 

IMO, she's always had the best teeth of the adult daughters in terms of being really aligned. I don't remember them being sparkly white, but her smile is nicer looking than, say, Jill's or Joy's (who must have slacked with the retainer wearing because their front teeth are noticeably out), and her teeth are smaller than Jessa's. Jana's smile is decent also.

[SnapHappy]

2 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Doesn't Jeremy have a bust of Charles Spurgeon too?

Jessa & Ben have a real, live one.  

At least pictures can be taken down & stored in a closet when you get tired of them......

Edited March 15, 2022 by SnapHappy

[CalicoKitty]

Felicity is not a toddler.  She is, what, 4 now?  I used to love spending time with my dad when I was her age.  But we just went places; it was never a "date".  That just sounds weird.  But this group uses "date" in several strange ways.  "Date night" when the parents to out to eat, "double date" when the parents and their married daughter and husband go to dinner.  "Date" when they go out to dinner with a sibling.  I think the word "date" does not have the same meaning to them as it does to most of us.

[iwantcookies]

[ginger90]

1 hour ago, CalicoKitty said:

 But this group uses "date" in several strange ways.  "Date night" when the parents to out to eat, "double date" when the parents and their married daughter and husband go to dinner.  "Date" when they go out to dinner with a sibling.  

Yet in other situations, dating is wrong in their minds.

[xwordfanatik]

Oh yes.  Gotta make my headship *think* he is superior to me in all ways.

No wonder she has no appetite.

[MargeGunderson]

14 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Yet in other situations, dating is wrong in their minds.

Dating is only for people who get married The rest of us have just completely misunderstood that you get married and then date. Fundies do everything just a little bit different!

[BitterApple]

I like Jingle's purse.

Jeremy's hairline is on life support.

[Cinnabon]

9 hours ago, galaxygirl76 said:

How else will we know what kind of kicks Imelda wears while on a 'date' with his daughter.

A date, ugh. And these are the same types of people who are indignant that small children may be aware of LGBT people. 

Edited March 16, 2022 by Cinnabon

[SMama]

1 hour ago, BitterApple said:

I like Jingle's purse.

Jeremy's hairline is on life support.

I wonder if he worries about balding like his dad. Jeremy is an insufferable wanker who wears boyfriend jeans with the folding. 

[Cinnabon]

1 minute ago, SMama said:

I wonder if he worries about balding like his dad. Jeremy is an insufferable wanker who wears boyfriend jeans with the folding. 

The cut of some of his pants lately is soooo unflattering. 

[Zella]

10 hours ago, galaxygirl76 said:

Imelda

This is now my favorite nickname for him. LOLOLOL 

[laurakaye]

10 hours ago, SMama said:

 Jeremy is an insufferable wanker who wears boyfriend jeans with the folding. 

Sometimes you read a concise and perfectly worded sentence that would make no sense if it were posted anywhere else on the interwebs, and you just have to smile.  This is one of those times.

[ginger90]

[Nysha]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Posted Jinger, unironically, on her social media platforms. 🙈

[MargeGunderson]

I’m hoping she’s throwing some passive aggressive shade at Jer. 

[Cinnabon]

1 hour ago, MargeGunderson said:

I’m hoping she’s throwing some passive aggressive shade at Jer. 

Sadly, I don’t think she’s that bright.

[iwantcookies]

[libgirl2]

On 3/15/2022 at 5:15 PM, CalicoKitty said:

Felicity is not a toddler.  She is, what, 4 now?  I used to love spending time with my dad when I was her age.  But we just went places; it was never a "date".  That just sounds weird.  But this group uses "date" in several strange ways.  "Date night" when the parents to out to eat, "double date" when the parents and their married daughter and husband go to dinner.  "Date" when they go out to dinner with a sibling.  I think the word "date" does not have the same meaning to them as it does to most of us.

I have seen some schools and restaurants have Daddy/Daughter or Mother/Son "date nights" with dinner and a dance. Not as many as I used to. 

21 hours ago, BitterApple said:

I like Jingle's purse.

 

I have to agree. 

[CandyXmasTree]

22 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

Dating is only for people who get married The rest of us have just completely misunderstood that you get married and then date. Fundies do everything just a little bit different!

Maybe if I got married first then dated then I wouldn't have gotten divorced.

[ginger90]

44 minutes ago, CandyXmasTree said:

Maybe if I got married first then dated then I wouldn't have gotten divorced.

I’m with you. Who knew? 🤣😂

[farmgal4]

21 hours ago, SMama said:

I wonder if he worries about balding like his dad. Jeremy is an insufferable wanker who wears boyfriend jeans with the folding. 

As vain as he is, he’s most likely losing sleep over it.  He’s probably googling  “hair transplant” while he’s in the classroom listening to a lecture on the Hebrew language.  How do you say “hair transplant” in Hebrew?

[farmgal4]

On 3/15/2022 at 11:30 AM, BitterApple said:

Did Jinger get veneers? I don't recall her teeth being so big and white.

 

I mentioned that awhile back.  I think her teeth look too large because her face has gotten so thin.  Her teeth look too big for her mouth.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

56 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

How do you say “hair transplant” in Hebrew?

Putz? Alta cocka? 

[BitterApple]

1 hour ago, farmgal4 said:

I mentioned that awhile back.  I think her teeth look too large because her face has gotten so thin.  Her teeth look too big for her mouth.

That's probably what it is, I didn't think of that.

[ginger90]

[GeeGolly]

Reading while standing up, wearing dark sunglasses. I call bullshit on that one.

[Westiepeach]

Oh, FFS... *eye roll*

[SMama]

2 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Reading while standing up, wearing dark sunglasses. I call bullshit on that one.

When had annual passes to Disneyland I’d bring something to read. The magic would get old for me fast, and we went at least twice a month. SBaba and SGirl love the Halloween transformation of the Haunted Mansion, and the lines are agonizingly long. One lady actually followed me outside and asked me how I managed to read under those circumstances. Easy, I was very interested on the subject, usually research articles. Not vouching for Jinger, but hyper focusing is a super power. Anything is possible. 

Edited March 17, 2022 by SMama

[sagittarius sue]

No JereME.  You should be helping her with the kids instead of just watching her through the window and taking a photo!

[iwantcookies]

Well at least he admits that both are using Instagram… 

 

 

[GeeGolly]

1 hour ago, SMama said:

When had annual passes to Disneyland I’d bring something to read. The magic would get old for me fast, and we went at least twice a month. SBaba and SGirl love the Halloween transformation of the Haunted Mansion, and the lines are agonizingly long. One lady actually followed me outside and asked me how I managed to read under those circumstances. Easy, I was very interested on the subject, usually research articles. Not vouching for Jinger, but hyper focusing is a super power. Anything is possible. 

I agree. I spent many hours reading as a child surrounded by parents and 3 siblings, on the couch while my kids were watching movies, or on a towel at the beach, etc. I can recall zero times doing it standing up in the backyard with sunglasses on.

[SMama]

1 minute ago, GeeGolly said:

I agree. I spent many hours reading as a child surrounded by parents and 3 siblings, on the couch while my kids were watching movies, or on a towel at the beach, etc. I can recall zero times doing it standing up in the backyard with sunglasses on.

Then I’m a certified weirdo, sunglasses, baseball cap, standing/moving on a slow line. 🤪

[Rootbeer]

7 minutes ago, SMama said:

Then I’m a certified weirdo, sunglasses, baseball cap, standing/moving on a slow line. 🤪

I'm a weirdo with you.  I love Disney, but hate standing in line.  I have a Kindle, however, and as recently as last month, I stood in line for more than an hour reading while waiting to ride Avatar Flight of Passage.

However, I wouldn't be standing still in my back yard reading unless it was to quickly check on something in a gardening book or whatever.  Surely there is a chair somewhere in their yard that Jinger can use while she is caring for the kids and sneaking a little reading in.  Or, you know, her children's other parent could see her trying to find time to read and offer to care for his children for an hour or two while she curls up with her book.

Edited March 17, 2022 by Rootbeer

[Zella]

I was the kid who read while sitting in the living room and everyone else watched TV. I have never once stood reading outside my window so someone could take a convenient picture of me reading. LOL Like seriously she doesn't have a hammock or a lawn chair she can crash in? 

[BitterApple]

4 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Reading while standing up, wearing dark sunglasses. I call bullshit on that one.

You mean you don't read standing up in your backyard, perfectly framed in the center of a window? 

[iwantcookies]

He used homie haha

also I bet Jer got a boner salivating over the shoes 

Edited March 17, 2022 by iwantcookies

[Rootbeer]

10 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

He used homie haha

also I bet Jer got a boner salivating over the shoes 

Why would anyone pay that for an ugly pair of sneakers?  Leave it to Jeremy to know the price of all the fancy Yeezys.

[iwantcookies]

3 minutes ago, Rootbeer said:

Why would anyone pay that for an ugly pair of sneakers?  Leave it to Jeremy to know the price of all the fancy Yeezys.

Because having $ doesn’t mean that one has good taste ! I can see spending $100 tops on sneakers. For $26,000 I rather go traveling or save it.

[galaxygirl76]

5 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Reading while standing up, wearing dark sunglasses. I call bullshit on that one.

Yeah this is as staged as the pictures of Jinger holding 20lbs weights. She doesn't have the muscle definition to be lifting that on the regular. 

[iwantcookies]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I can picture Jeremy eating tacos loudly while directing her where to stand.