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The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

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Spencer Hastings
Spencer Hastings

Tough crowd!  She's wearing modern shoes with closed toes, pants, and a shirt that literally calls back to her family's ridiculous rules and there are still 35 things wrong with what she's doing. 

Churchhoney
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That's okay. He's forgotten it a few times himself. 

GeeGolly
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My push presents after having my kids were my kids. 

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laurakaye

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I think this slightly creepy and sinister portrait will probably look just perfect next to Jeremy's life-sized portrait of Johnny Mac (I assume there's got to be one somewhere in that house).

And honestly, what better time to take a picture of your feet than when you are escorting your toddler up and down a moving escalator, I ask you?

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charmed1

charmed1

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That painting looks like it belongs in a bank with lots of really old executive furniture. It’s like they don’t even care. As long as the person is an old white “Christian” male who likely stood for something hateful, they exalt them. Name their kids after them, hang creepy paintings of them. The person doesn’t even have to have done anything particularly remarkable like James Reeb, a Unitarian minister who was murdered in Selma. Or god forbid a Christian person of color or a woman who actually stood for something. Unless of course it’s time to name to a girl child and they go digging in the Bible for the name of some woman who sacrificed for a man. 

I can picture the two little girls twenty years from now reminiscing about the creepy painting that hung in their house with eyes that seemed to follow them. “Who was that guy anyway, one of our bald uncles?” 

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graefin

  On 3/15/2022 at 4:30 PM, BitterApple said:

Did Jinger get veneers? I don't recall her teeth being so big and white.

 

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IMO, she's always had the best teeth of the adult daughters in terms of being really aligned. I don't remember them being sparkly white, but her smile is nicer looking than, say, Jill's or Joy's (who must have slacked with the retainer wearing because their front teeth are noticeably out), and her teeth are smaller than Jessa's. Jana's smile is decent also.

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CalicoKitty

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Felicity is not a toddler.  She is, what, 4 now?  I used to love spending time with my dad when I was her age.  But we just went places; it was never a "date".  That just sounds weird.  But this group uses "date" in several strange ways.  "Date night" when the parents to out to eat, "double date" when the parents and their married daughter and husband go to dinner.  "Date" when they go out to dinner with a sibling.  I think the word "date" does not have the same meaning to them as it does to most of us.

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  On 3/15/2022 at 10:15 PM, CalicoKitty said:

 But this group uses "date" in several strange ways.  "Date night" when the parents to out to eat, "double date" when the parents and their married daughter and husband go to dinner.  "Date" when they go out to dinner with a sibling.  

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Yet in other situations, dating is wrong in their minds.

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laurakaye

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  On 3/16/2022 at 2:32 AM, SMama said:

 Jeremy is an insufferable wanker who wears boyfriend jeans with the folding. 

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Sometimes you read a concise and perfectly worded sentence that would make no sense if it were posted anywhere else on the interwebs, and you just have to smile.  This is one of those times.

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  On 3/15/2022 at 10:15 PM, CalicoKitty said:

Felicity is not a toddler.  She is, what, 4 now?  I used to love spending time with my dad when I was her age.  But we just went places; it was never a "date".  That just sounds weird.  But this group uses "date" in several strange ways.  "Date night" when the parents to out to eat, "double date" when the parents and their married daughter and husband go to dinner.  "Date" when they go out to dinner with a sibling.  I think the word "date" does not have the same meaning to them as it does to most of us.

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I have seen some schools and restaurants have Daddy/Daughter or Mother/Son "date nights" with dinner and a dance. Not as many as I used to. 

  On 3/16/2022 at 12:57 AM, BitterApple said:

I like Jingle's purse.

 

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I have to agree. 

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  On 3/16/2022 at 12:24 AM, MargeGunderson said:

Dating is only for people who get married The rest of us have just completely misunderstood that you get married and then date. Fundies do everything just a little bit different!

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Maybe if I got married first then dated then I wouldn't have gotten divorced.

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farmgal4

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  On 3/16/2022 at 2:32 AM, SMama said:

I wonder if he worries about balding like his dad. Jeremy is an insufferable wanker who wears boyfriend jeans with the folding. 

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As vain as he is, he’s most likely losing sleep over it.  He’s probably googling  “hair transplant” while he’s in the classroom listening to a lecture on the Hebrew language.  How do you say “hair transplant” in Hebrew?

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  On 3/17/2022 at 12:08 PM, GeeGolly said:

Reading while standing up, wearing dark sunglasses. I call bullshit on that one.

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When had annual passes to Disneyland I’d bring something to read. The magic would get old for me fast, and we went at least twice a month. SBaba and SGirl love the Halloween transformation of the Haunted Mansion, and the lines are agonizingly long. One lady actually followed me outside and asked me how I managed to read under those circumstances. Easy, I was very interested on the subject, usually research articles. Not vouching for Jinger, but hyper focusing is a super power. Anything is possible. 

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GeeGolly

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  On 3/17/2022 at 2:05 PM, SMama said:

When had annual passes to Disneyland I’d bring something to read. The magic would get old for me fast, and we went at least twice a month. SBaba and SGirl love the Halloween transformation of the Haunted Mansion, and the lines are agonizingly long. One lady actually followed me outside and asked me how I managed to read under those circumstances. Easy, I was very interested on the subject, usually research articles. Not vouching for Jinger, but hyper focusing is a super power. Anything is possible. 

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I agree. I spent many hours reading as a child surrounded by parents and 3 siblings, on the couch while my kids were watching movies, or on a towel at the beach, etc. I can recall zero times doing it standing up in the backyard with sunglasses on.

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SMama

  On 3/17/2022 at 3:28 PM, GeeGolly said:

I agree. I spent many hours reading as a child surrounded by parents and 3 siblings, on the couch while my kids were watching movies, or on a towel at the beach, etc. I can recall zero times doing it standing up in the backyard with sunglasses on.

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Then I’m a certified weirdo, sunglasses, baseball cap, standing/moving on a slow line. 🤪

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Rootbeer

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  On 3/17/2022 at 3:32 PM, SMama said:

Then I’m a certified weirdo, sunglasses, baseball cap, standing/moving on a slow line. 🤪

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I'm a weirdo with you.  I love Disney, but hate standing in line.  I have a Kindle, however, and as recently as last month, I stood in line for more than an hour reading while waiting to ride Avatar Flight of Passage.

However, I wouldn't be standing still in my back yard reading unless it was to quickly check on something in a gardening book or whatever.  Surely there is a chair somewhere in their yard that Jinger can use while she is caring for the kids and sneaking a little reading in.  Or, you know, her children's other parent could see her trying to find time to read and offer to care for his children for an hour or two while she curls up with her book.

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iwantcookies

iwantcookies

  On 3/17/2022 at 5:04 PM, Rootbeer said:

Why would anyone pay that for an ugly pair of sneakers?  Leave it to Jeremy to know the price of all the fancy Yeezys.

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Because having $ doesn’t mean that one has good taste ! I can see spending $100 tops on sneakers. For $26,000 I rather go traveling or save it.

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