The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

[farmgal4]

On 1/30/2022 at 6:44 AM, ginger90 said:

5 pictures:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZVNxOCvNvp/

OMG 🙄

[Westiepeach]

8 minutes ago, SnapHappy said:

Hugh rocks it the opposite way:

 

I just don't get how people STILL think Jeremy's gonna take the chance of getting it wrong.  EVERYTHING is about his appearance and his look.  If he's NOT making a statement, he goes plain t-shirt, ordinary jeans & low-key sneakers.  Or maybe a pastel button down or pullover. 

He carefully curates himself according to wealthy Southern California standards.  

His entire future and that of his family rests on how he presents himself to people in HIS world.  Not our world.  Not to people in Spokane or Amarillo or Springdale.  People is his tiny, Masters Seminary-based world are the only ones that really matter.  

And I guarantee he watches all the TV shows that feature upscale male fashions and reads all the magazines.  

 

 

Sheesh. It must be exhausting to be him.

And just like JillRod… it must be exhausting to be her.

[Cinnabon]

1 hour ago, SnapHappy said:

Navy suits with black shirts and black suits with navy shirts are in fashion. 

Stephen Colbert agrees. 

 

Blasphemy mentioning the two of them in the same post! At least Stephen’s fits well.

[Churchhoney]

On 1/30/2022 at 3:45 PM, Westiepeach said:

"Leave it to Jay..."

What are we leaving to him? I don't even get what she's commenting on......Just that he's doing some kind of half-silly salute in the background? .... Since when is that so interesting that you say, "Leave it to X....ha ha ha ha" ...?  That's hardly something that only a "real joker" or whatever would do... It's ... nothing...

Man, she is still far gone in her breathless excitement about "Jay" and the boys generally.  

 What am I missing? 

23 hours ago, emmawoodhouse said:

There's a dress code for the students. Jackets and slacks are mandatory. Not sure about ties. 

When I looked at the handbook in the past, it specified wearing ties for certain activities but not others. Dunno if it's still that way or not. 

[SnapHappy]

1 hour ago, Cinnabon said:

Blasphemy mentioning the two of them in the same post! At least Stephen’s fits well.

We can only see the top of the photo.  Knowing Colbert, he's probably wearing boxer shorts & Birkenstocks on his bottom half!

And he also has millions, so I'd say the quality of his attire is going to be a bit more bespoke than what Jeremy wears...

Edited February 1, 2022 by SnapHappy

[Rootbeer]

36 minutes ago, SnapHappy said:

We can only see the top of the photo.  Knowing Colbert, he's probably wearing boxer shorts & Birkenstocks on his bottom half!

And he also has millions, so I'd say the quality of his attire is going to be a bit more bespoke than what Jeremy wears...

So, Colbert is 57, Jackman is 53.  They are both multimillionaires who are dressing for public appearances/TV shows.  Vuolo is 34 years old, not a multimillionaire, isn't a professional actor, comedian or talk show host; but wants to dress like them?  Guys 20 years older?  Professional entertainers with money to burn?  And he actually buys fashion magazines and 'curates' this look?  So, he can wear it to class with a bunch of other guys who want to be preachers?  I have more questions, but that's enough for now.

He's even more pathetic than I originally thought. And that's saying something,  

[GeeGolly]

Jeremy has certainly come far from his Sherlock Holmes/grandpa/professor look, but I wouldn't say he's a cutting end trend follower. I think he's a guy who likes dress up and has become less sucky at.

[GeeGolly]

[BigBingerBro]

Jerm is absolutely a "dandy"

A dandy is a man who places particular importance upon physical appearance, refined language, and leisurely hobbies, pursued with the appearance of nonchalance, in his cult of the Self.

[Zella]

I get serious Everett McGill vibes from him, except he's way less handsome than early 2000s George Clooney.

[Cinnabon]

10 minutes ago, Zella said:

I get serious Everett McGill vibes from him, except he's way less handsome than early 2000s George Clooney.

More blasphemy!

[Zella]

1 minute ago, Cinnabon said:

More blasphemy!

You know that scene in the barn where Everett wakes up and automatically says, "How's my hair?" I bet poor Jinger hears that every damn morning. LMAO 

[laurakaye]

17 hours ago, SnapHappy said:

He carefully curates himself according to wealthy Southern California standards.  

His entire future and that of his family rests on how he presents himself to people in HIS world.  Not our world.  Not to people in Spokane or Amarillo or Springdale.  People is his tiny, Masters Seminary-based world are the only ones that really matter.  

And I guarantee he watches all the TV shows that feature upscale male fashions and reads all the magazines.  

He must also spend considerable time dressing Jinger, like Kanye/Kim levels of attention.

Maybe it's because I struggle to put cute outfits together and maybe Jinger just has an innate sense of style, but she's worn some very cute and interesting things since she became Mrs. California.  Do we think Jeremy is shopping with her and choosing her outfits?  Between that, dressing himself, and curating the latest sweet kicks for his toddlers, when does the man get any studying done?

(hahahaha)

 

16 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

What are we leaving to him? I don't even get what she's commenting on......Just that he's doing some kind of half-silly salute in the background? .... Since when is that so interesting that you say, "Leave it to X....ha ha ha ha" ...?  That's hardly something that only a "real joker" or whatever would do... It's ... nothing...

Man, she is still far gone in her breathless excitement about "Jay" and the boys generally.  

 What am I missing?

Hilaria needs a good girlfriend who will take her aside and say, "Hils, sweetie - you need to bring down your thirst level, girl - you're at an 11 and it's not a good look on you.  Not every single thing a Duggar guy does is worthy of comment - yes, yes, I know they're very nice young men and....well, I don't know if I'd go so far as to call them "cute" but you do you....but for real, you need to chill on the Wonder Bread Boys.  The snarkers are really starting to talk, and Jeremy Vuolo is considering calling you to co-host his new podcast, so you've got to tone it down."

[lilwhitelion]

On 1/31/2022 at 10:31 AM, OpieTaylor said:

Jeremy WAS at a Ram's playoff game a couple or so of weeks ago in SoFi stadium - he had an Instagram story of it. It must have been the wild card game - Rams vs. Arizona Cardinals. I think tickets were still available for that game days before it, because I got an email about it. And I think you're right that there was no sign of Jinger there with him. If he ends up at the Super Bowl...

That's right - he was at a game.  Pretty sure it was the last regular season game, when the 49ers won in overtime.  I remember he was there because I saw something in his stories.  There was a big deal made in media about how many 49er fans traveled to SoFi stadium.  I thought, ''Good, he was at a game when the Rams lost."  I can't be certain Jinger wasn't there.

Still salty that the 49ers lost Sunday.  I heard a stat that with Kyle Shanahan as coach or offensive coordinator, his teams have had 59 points scored against them in the fourth quarter or overtime, with zero points scored by his team.  That is brutal.
 

[BitterApple]

Not to get too far off topic, but Shanahan is a notoriously shitty play caller when the chips are down. I feel bad that Jimmy G is taking most of the blame. 

On topic: if Jeremy weasels his way into the Super Bowl I will stroke out. I'm not really a fan of either team, I just don't think I could stomach him prancing around in a luxury suite. 

[Churchhoney]

8 hours ago, BitterApple said:

 

On topic: if Jeremy weasels his way into the Super Bowl I will stroke out.

Please be careful about saying stuff like that. Weaseling his way into things when it's nearly unimaginable is his one significant talent (I don't count shoe shopping and burger binging as significant).

 

Edited February 2, 2022 by Churchhoney

[sheshark]

17 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

Please be careful about saying stuff like that. Weaseling his way into things when it's nearly unimaginable is his one significant talent (I don't count shoe shopping and burger binging as significant).

 

Yes, $6,000 seats equals significant.

[laurakaye]

20 hours ago, BitterApple said:

On topic: if Jeremy weasels his way into the Super Bowl I will stroke out. I'm not really a fan of either team, I just don't think I could stomach him prancing around in a luxury suite. 

while not bothering to watch the game in favor of taking countless selfies cheering when the crowd cheers, or stuffing his face with catered cheeseburgers, or catching his homies in mid-chew because LOLZ, etc.

Also considering who the halftime entertainment is...man, he'd better not be there, I will punch a wall.

[emmawoodhouse]

6 hours ago, laurakaye said:

while not bothering to watch the game in favor of taking countless selfies cheering when the crowd cheers, or stuffing his face with catered cheeseburgers, or catching his homies in mid-chew because LOLZ, etc.

Also considering who the halftime entertainment is...man, he'd better not be there, I will punch a wall.

The halftime show will stroke him out. 😂

[Ohiopirate02]

1 minute ago, emmawoodhouse said:

The halftime show will stroke him out. 😂

It would if the artists performing did their normal music and not the radio edit.  No way NBC or the NFL is letting them perform anything close to 'Fuck the Police" or "Forgot About Dre."  

[laurakaye]

17 hours ago, emmawoodhouse said:

The halftime show will stroke him out. 😂

I don't know, I picture him hiding in the bathroom, playing the songs on his phone while trying to learn the words and rap along while trying to decide which new pair of kicks says "gangsta enough for street cred but not enough to make Daddy Mac upset."

[Cinnabon]

2 hours ago, laurakaye said:

I don't know, I picture him hiding in the bathroom, playing the songs on his phone while trying to learn the words and rap along while trying to decide which new pair of kicks says "gangsta enough for street cred but not enough to make Daddy Mac upset."

Agree. Remember, he’s a Kanye fan 🤣.

[Zella]

I'm convinced that Jeremy actually thought he was going to befriend Kanye and become his very best homie and bond with him over a shared love for sneakers and being married into reality TV families, and I cannot emphasize enough how hilarious that delusion would be if it is in fact what he thought. But he seems to have lost interest in Ye faster than he did his podcast and his candle business. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[emmawoodhouse]

Who's gonna take one for the team and listen to this drivel? 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZkzXqGvZHh/?utm_medium=copy_link

[iwantcookies]

No thanks 

[emmawoodhouse]

Always 🙄 inducing.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZskq6GvN49/?utm_medium=copy_link

[Westiepeach]

Just now, emmawoodhouse said:

Always 🙄 inducing.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZskq6GvN49/?utm_medium=copy_link

Oh, pullleease… 🙄

[LilJen]

1 hour ago, emmawoodhouse said:

Always 🙄 inducing.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZskq6GvN49/?utm_medium=copy_link

Still trying for a modeling gig, I see.

[GeeGolly]

His 'work boots' have zippers. 🙃

[ginger90]

[GeeGolly]

2 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

I wonder if Jin is watching a map. 😁

[Westiepeach]

8 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Oh, FFS… 🙄

[iwantcookies]

[iwantcookies]

17 hours ago, emmawoodhouse said:

Always 🙄 inducing.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZskq6GvN49/?utm_medium=copy_link

🤢😤🥱🤪 inducing to me.

Why wasn’t he chewing pizza or a burger?

[Churchhoney]

25 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Well, Jer, Marco's got a better excuse. Engliish is his second language, and he didn't start learning it till he was an adult. Unfortunately for his good sense, he seems to have learned most of his English listening to MacArthur's sermons on youtube. 😁

https://www.masters.edu/news/alumni-focus-marco-bovino.html

In your case, Jer, I'd suggest wasting fewer weekend hours shoe shopping. 

 

Edited February 8, 2022 by Churchhoney

[BitterApple]

Actually Jeremy, nobody was wondering how your final semester is going. We all know you're getting that degree whether you put the the effort in or not.

I also love the humblebrag of including the Lexus logo in the driving shot. 🙄

[iwantcookies]

Bwahaha 

[SunnyBeBe]

What are Jeremy’s post graduation plans?

[Westiepeach]

7 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

What are Jeremy’s post graduation plans?

Grift?

[SunnyBeBe]

Where can I find a class in grifting?  Lol It seems to be low stress, flexible hours, undemanding and lucrative…..for me, a roadblock would be putting my personal business on display.  I’m much too private, I think. 

[Absolom]

44 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

What are Jeremy’s post graduation plans?

I wonder if he's bothered making any.

[ginger90]

[Churchhoney]

2 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

What are Jeremy’s post graduation plans?

I've never heard anybody mention them.

My guess is he'll stay somewhere in the MacArthur enterprise. Maybe working at Grace Church with the guys who are trying to bring more young people in or something like that. He's been offered a much bigger role there already than most other seminary students, it seems.

And unlike a lot of them, he doesn't seem to have a church or a goal elsewhere that he's especially interested in, it would seem. I'm sure he has no desire to go back to Laredo. And he's probably unlikely to go back to work with his dad or anything.  

[iwantcookies]

2 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

What are Jeremy’s post graduation plans?

Like Godjilla Rodrigues they will grift until they die. I don’t see Jeremy ever working… maybe he will preach to prisoners while eating $20 burgers.

[Westiepeach]

9 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

I've never heard anybody mention them.

My guess is he'll stay somewhere in the MacArthur enterprise. Maybe working at Grace Church with the guys who are trying to bring more young people in or something like that. He's been offered a much bigger role there already than most other seminary students, it seems.

And unlike a lot of them, he doesn't seem to have a church or a goal elsewhere that he's especially interested in, it would seem. I'm sure he has no desire to go back to Laredo. And he's probably unlikely to go back to work with his dad or anything.  

He will never, ever leave LA willingly.

[ginger90]

Perhaps he’ll go into food ministry not realizing what it is.

[Madtown]

If my husband took so many random pictures of me and posted them on SM, I would probably punch him and vice versa..lol.

[GeeGolly]

Just to be fair, we don't know that Jeremy hasn't actually studied. It certainly seems he and the Mac posse have some quid pro quo going on with perks and exposure, but that doesn't mean he's been off the hook academically.

Jeremy's posts add up to maybe a few hours a month. I'm just a lowly 9 - 5er and eat take out as often as he does - about once or twice a week. I have an FB friend who works part time, husband works full time, 2 of the 3 kids attend school, and they have far more getaways than the Vuolos do. I think the Vuolos' IG posts are misleading.

Jeremy may actually be the one who is being used. It will be a slap in the face to him if Mac Daddy cuts him loose now that Jeremy's fame is fading. Who knows, maybe Jeremy will be asked to go to a middle income area in CA to plant a church. Or worse yet (for Jeremy) - to AR. Or maybe, like I stated above, his 4 years of perks is coming to an end and that's it - done.

[laurakaye]

13 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

What are Jeremy’s post graduation plans?

Based on the stuff he posts, it seems like he thinks he's going to make a fine living as an influencer/foodie/model/amateur golfer, while occasionally having to do boring stuff like write sermons and preach to make a regular paycheck.

After he graduates, does he get to keep the free house and all of the perks?  At what point does he have to start earning his keep?  Mind you, I remain befuddled as to why this guy of all people gets all those freebies in the first place, so I look forward to the time when he actually has to work for his fresh new kicks and designer coffee like the rest of us....or, he could get his shoes at Target and his coffee at Dunkin'.  The horror.

[GeeGolly]

To me there's a difference between grifters, a la JillR, and opportunists, a la Jeremy and JB. As of yet, to me anyway, Jeremy has not moved into the grifter column. I personally don't have a problem with folks optimizing certain situations for themselves, as long as its at no loss/cost to others.

Derick, IMO, has had one foot in the grifter column and one foot in the opportunist column since we have met him. He's now 6 months post grad and likely is running out of Jill's back pay. I'm curiously watching Derick make a go at real life and will curiously watch Jeremy, if that where his graduation puts him.

Edited February 9, 2022 by GeeGolly