OnceSane February 18, 2016 Share February 18, 2016 Quote It's great to see all the women are back but the new girl Susie must be wondering what planet she's landed on after inviting them over for a baking day and a full on brawl ensues. 1 Link to comment
Diane Mars February 22, 2016 Share February 22, 2016 (edited) Wow !!!!! Just found the episode on the web..... That should be à fucking* good season if it continues to go that way ! (*yup ! You'll understand, I promise ;) ) I think that Susie is a good cast addition and that Lydiot is not only idiot, but also condescending and nasty to a level I -hopefully- rarely met in my whole life ! Pettifleur is a nasty bitch too, but to no extent to Lydiot at this point ! Too much to say, as it was full of a loooot of things, but it was quite like having back the "Vancouver franchise" mood, lol ! Edited February 22, 2016 by Diane Mars 4 Link to comment
quetzal February 23, 2016 Share February 23, 2016 So happy the Melbourne ladies are back. Susie's okay so far. Just about anything would've been better than Manuela. Link to comment
OnceSane February 23, 2016 Author Share February 23, 2016 Janet clutching her pearls over the "Sugar Daddy" scandal was ridiculous when she did her best to fuel cheating (& heroin? use) rumors against Gamble. I loved when Chyka asked how Jackie managed to get away from the battling women, Jackie said, "I got up and left!". Could Jackie be joining Team Level Head? Susie seems fine so far, I'm sure that'll change. 4 Link to comment
platelets February 28, 2016 Share February 28, 2016 Oh my god. So many laugh out loud moments. I noticed Jackie looked so irritated when they spoke about Lydia and Pettifleur being friends. From their lunch it was quite obvious that Lydia and Pettifleur didn't like eachother. For some reason I actually quite liked/felt sorry for Lydia in this episode... I don't know why!! I guess they will be piling on her this season. 1 Link to comment
halkatla March 10, 2016 Share March 10, 2016 This time they are bringing it straight out the gate, I´ve made my alliances based on the earlier seasons, and I just want the nasty ones to get in the dirt and mess around. I´ve always loved Lydia for being the most stupid idiot to ever be on tv, she´s so dumb that it´s funny, and calling her Lydiot is perfect. I hope nothing happens that ruins Chika, she´s actually nice to everyone and I just want that to continue. 5 Link to comment
Primetimer July 23, 2016 Share July 23, 2016 The franchise's wacky Australian aunts are back after a long hiatus with some scores to settle and some champagne to down. View the full article Link to comment
sasha206 July 23, 2016 Share July 23, 2016 On 2/23/2016 at 1:13 PM, OnceSane said: Janet clutching her pearls over the "Sugar Daddy" scandal was ridiculous when she did her best to fuel cheating (& heroin? use) rumors against Gamble. I loved when Chyka asked how Jackie managed to get away from the battling women, Jackie said, "I got up and left!". Could Jackie be joining Team Level Head? Susie seems fine so far, I'm sure that'll change. It's funny how much I disliked Jackie the first several episodes of the first season. But then I started loving her. I can't help it! Does Lydiot look different this year? She looks good but did she do somethikng different with her face? Janet...oy, that plastic surgery is bad. Link to comment
poeticlicensed July 23, 2016 Share July 23, 2016 Melbourne is finally back! Yay! As usual, Chyka is playing her role as level headed peacemaker. I love her house. I was however bit confused by her daughter's accident. So does she have a license or not? Chyka said they bought her car but it just sat there cuz she wouldn't get her license. But then she crashes her dad's car. That makes no sense. It looks like Jackie wants to join the non crazy group but time will tell. I have nothing on the new girl because there was too much drama going on at that baking party to have any idea whomshe was. Janet is the consummate shit stirrer. I used to not mind Lydia, but holy hell that women is a marriage of stupid and arrogant. I love how the editors are giving her the stupid edit. I thought her ordering her maid to drive her around was not funny at all. Lydia Kim sure thought it would be hilarious. She just came off looking like an idiot. Gamble ugh. No we didn't meet on sugar daddy.com, we met on e harmony. Lol. Just because you trolled e harmony for s guy instead of sugar daddy .com doesn't mean you aren't a damn good digger. I can't wait for the wedding. It's gonna and fugly Petrified ugh. Really she thinks her plagiarism is Gamble's fault? Please As usual, Gina is sitting back and watching. Do my eyes deceive me or is her spray tan even darker this season. Her new assistant looks a bit intellectually challenged. Love these bitches. In the American franchises you have to wait all season for a big fight. These women bring it in the first episode! 1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said: Melbourne is finally back! Yay! As usual, Chyka is playing her role as level headed peacemaker. I love her house. I was however bit confused by her daughter's accident. So does she have a license or not? Chyka said they bought her car but it just sat there cuz she wouldn't get her license. But then she crashes her dad's car. That makes no sense. It looks like Jackie wants to join the non crazy group but time will tell. I have nothing on the new girl because there was too much drama going on at that baking party to have any idea whomshe was. Janet is the consummate shit stirrer. I used to not mind Lydia, but holy hell that women is a marriage of stupid and arrogant. I love how the editors are giving her the stupid edit. I thought her ordering her maid to drive her around was not funny at all. Lydia I'm sure thought it would be hilarious. She just came off looking like an idiot. Gamble ugh. No we didn't meet on sugar daddy.com, we met on e harmony. Lol. Just because you trolled e harmony for an old guy instead of sugar daddy .com doesn't mean you aren't a damn good digger. I can't wait for the wedding. It's gonna and fugly Pettti ugh. really she thinks her plagiarism is Gamble's fault? Please As usual, Gina is sitting back and watching. Do my eyes deceive me or is her spray tan even darker this season. Her new assistant looks a bit intellectually challenged. Love these bitches. In the American franchises you have to wait all season for a big fight. These women bring it in the first episode! 1 Link to comment
walnutqueen July 23, 2016 Share July 23, 2016 Yo, Gamble, go google "Red Wedding" ... I'll wait. Still like Chyka, but Lydia lost me with her tone deaf comments about not being arrogant for driving with her maid - "we could have fun talking about washing powder & sponges". Pettifleur is nasty. Janet is nasty and looks ... unfortunate (OK, desperate and downright scary!). Suzie is a shit stirrer. I lurve this franchise!!! 3 Link to comment
biakbiak July 23, 2016 Share July 23, 2016 (edited) My boyfriend puts up with these franchises and so watches more than he would like but I try to be nice and watch at times that limit his viewing, I explained to him that Lydia was the stupidest person across all franchises. He doubted me but when her first scene had her not only messing up the common saying "two wrongs don't make a right," but being unable to comprehend the meaning of the phrase in her talking heads he was fascinated. He might be a convert! Edited July 23, 2016 by biakbiak 7 Link to comment
HunterHunted July 23, 2016 Share July 23, 2016 (edited) There was a moment in season 1 where Andrew had this look of bewilderment while observing Lydia where he realized that he had married his sex idiot. My word Lydiot is such a moron, but she must throw down in the bedroom. The woman gets stupider and stupider with every passing season. Lydiot isn't arrogant or entitled. She and Johanna are the best of friends. They look out and do things for each other. Johanna washes, cleans, and chauffeurs for Lydiot. And Lydiot holds on to Johanna's passport and visits Johanna's family. Pettifleur an impossible arrogant asshole. The plagiarism is only Gamble's fault because she warned Pettifleur that this might happen. If Pettifleur had been capable of getting her catchphrase pamphlet with nonsensical anecdotes edited by her son published by a real publisher, they would have told her that the name would be a problem. Pettifleur is delusional to believe that the only reason Omarosa considered plagiarism is because Gamble mentioned it on your international reality show. Omarosa has been on minute 14:59 of her 15 minutes for well over a decade. She was coming for Pettifleur no matter what. I've never wished to have Andrea back on this show, but substituting Andrea for Gamble during last season's plagiarism fight would have been gold. So what if Gamble met Wolfie on sugardaddy.com? Except for Gina, Janet, and Chyka, they're all gold diggers. I don't think we ever got a good explanation for how Pettifleur made her money. She has a real estate development business now. Did she build it with one of her 2 ex husband's? Or with her rich boyfriend of 10 years? Right now, I'm choosing to believe that the problem with Gina's new assistant is that: He's such a baby gay that his primary language is emojis and yaaaaaaaaaas queens, and When he followed our brightly colored peacock back from a club he was shocked to learn that Gina is a woman and the job she promised involved actual work. Spoiler Edited July 23, 2016 by HunterHunted 7 Link to comment
HunterHunted July 23, 2016 Share July 23, 2016 Also, Pettifleur's story doesn't reveal that Gamble met Wolfie on sugardaddy.com. It reveals that Wolfie had a profile on sugardaddy and was looking for a sugar baby. Additionally, people looking to meet people online often have profiles on different sites. It's quite possible that Wolfie had profiles on eHarmony and sugardaddy.com. Pettifleur really is a stupid slag. 3 Link to comment
eurekagirl mOo July 24, 2016 Share July 24, 2016 YAH!!!! So glad there back. These gals make the American HR look like PHD'S! That's a whole lot of stupid there. Lydidiot-Your housekeeper is not your slave. You do not need to be condescending to her. Ask nicely and say Please and Thank You. You're not funny or charming. Just stupid. Petifleur- Same nasty, overdressed bitch as before. Ugh Gamble-Why does she talk so s l o w?? It's like she has to think of each,individual, word before she says it. And Hon? It's YOUR wedding not he wedding planners. Do you not what he wants. Or fire him and hire someone who will do what you want. Chydra- I always like her but that conversation with the spoiled rotten princess who sat there and giggled (like a 12 year old) when her parents asked her if she wrecked the car? And kept pulling her sweater up over her mouth? That's some fucked up shit there! Then she turns on the alligator waterworks (boo hoo) they comfort HER and offer her tea???? This chick is 21 years old!!!!!! My respect for Chydra went right down the drain. Susie- You've been friends forever with these gals. I'm sure they told you what it was like. Quit acting innocent. Janet- I like her. But she needs to back off the plastic surgery. 2 Link to comment
Sapphire July 24, 2016 Share July 24, 2016 (edited) This is my favorite RH franchise because it is so unabashedly trashy. It's like, the other franchises will get down into the mud but there's this complicated societal-mores dance they do before they do it. With Melbourne, they just get right down into the mud with no pussy-footing around. I can't stand Lydia--simply cannot stand. She spends so condescendingly to her housekeeper and is obviously making fun of her in both her talking heads and in person. The more I think about it, the more I become filled with rage. Last night I wondered why the housekeeper simply doesn't find a job somewhere else, and I think it's because Lydia essentially has her hostage. If Johanna left her, Lydia would not give her a good reference, I just know it. I just have a soft spot for Gamble, I don't know why. She looks like some kind of Picasso art. Still love Gina and Chyka, although Chyka's daughter is ugh. I don't like Jackie, and never have...her crazy eyes bug me. God, I'm so happy it's back!!!! I cannot believe this franchise is not more popular! Edited July 24, 2016 by Sapphire 1 3 Link to comment
HunterHunted July 25, 2016 Share July 25, 2016 (edited) I was iffy on Gamble until she apologized last season to Janet and the other ladies knowingly using a Ron Burgundy in Anchorman quote. I also love that Gamble has given us some if the most gifable footage like the "everybody in Melbourne" helicopter arm circle. I think Gamble's face looks more like the troll face meme. I wish she would stop fucking around with it. Lydia loves to condescend that she saw poor homeless Johanna wandering the streets when she, the benevolent Mother Lydiot, rescued Johanna and invited her into the family. Edited July 25, 2016 by HunterHunted Link to comment
biakbiak July 25, 2016 Share July 25, 2016 @HunterHunted at this seasons reunion it comes up that Johanna Spoiler Previously worked for Suzie. Link to comment
crgirl412 July 25, 2016 Share July 25, 2016 When they were all sitting on the sofas and Pet was mad at Lydia for telling Gamble something she had said, it was really fake sounding. It was almost as if they had given them lines to learn like on TLC's reality shows and the scenes were going too long. Not a big fan of the franchise overall but you know I'll know what's going on! Link to comment
HunterHunted July 25, 2016 Share July 25, 2016 2 hours ago, biakbiak said: @HunterHunted at this seasons reunion it comes up that Johanna Hide contents Previously worked for Suzie. Oops. I must have run across it on the Daily Fail or a random blog. Didn't mean to spoil it. 1 Link to comment
Juliegirlj July 25, 2016 Share July 25, 2016 Lydia is not funny, amusing, or interesting in any way. The way she talked down and treated her housekeeper was disgusting. My extreme dislike for Lydia ( and I mean I reallllly cannot stand this piece of garbage Biotch) almost ruins the show for me. Her ignorance isn't cute, it's not an act for the show, it's downright cringeworthy. I love Chyka's house- it seem so warm, welcoming and well appointed! Gina has Pettifleur pegged exactly- she is afraid to show vulnerability. She tries so hard to be an Alpha woman that she is unlikeable. Seriously, who cares if Gamble did in fact meet Wolfie on SugarDaddy.com!! Wolfie knows who Gamble is and what she's about and if he doesn't mind, I certainly don't. Janet spilling the details about catching her husband going to strip clubs and buying Viagra was TMI and embarrassing for both of them. She's looking scarier than ever. Janet said Jackie and her husband have strong chemical attraction and sexual appetite for each other- sorry, hon, I don't see it. They seem like roommates or buds. I didn't like Pettifleur last season. This season she just seems pathetic. Susie seems disingenuous but we'll see. Did I mention just how much I dislike Lydia.....? 1 Link to comment
kassa July 25, 2016 Share July 25, 2016 Chykka and ShineShineShine's hubby both seem to have taken a good hard look at themselves on tv and really upped their style game. Good for them. I think Lydia learned early in her life that playing dumb was adorable to grownups, and later (a certain kind of) men. Not that she's not actually dumb, but she also plays it up. She knows very well how the relationship with her maid came off last season -- to up the ante now is just inviting attack/attention/buzz/cred with the producers. And I don't get a strong hetero vibe from her husband. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Pettifleur's son's girlfriend is well rid of living under her roof. She's that most horrible of inlaws -- the ones that hand down ultimatums, then blame you for acceding to them. Oh, and the whole "how dare you not jump on board to really offensively attack someone you have a mild dislike for in order to support me!" thing. I run hot and cold on Gina and always have. Janet... I don't know anything about cricket, but if this guy is some world class athlete on top of being relatively attractive ... is Janet really somebody he's going to call for a booty call? I mean, I'm 52, I'm not slagging her age, but between her age and her, um, facial customization... is a sports star in his 40s really seeking her out? Link to comment
Feline Queen July 25, 2016 Share July 25, 2016 I don't believe Gamble and Wolfie met on SugarDaddy.com - only because I'm guessing Gamble's about two decades older than most of the girls on that site looking for older rich men. Lydia's treatment of her slave housekeeper continues to be appalling. Her snobbishness was on full display when she chose to ride in the back of Johanna's car instead of up front. She obviously wanted to make it clear she was being chaffeured around and wasn't friends with the driver. She's mad because people no longer view her idiocy as something cutesy like when she kept saying wow. Now she's just pathetically stupid. The scene with Chyka, Bruce and Chessie was odd because she didn't technically lie to them, she just didn't mention the damage. Although I'm not sure why she thought nobody would notice scratches all down one side of the car. Jackie's hair looked really greasy in every scene of this episode. I still don't like Janet. I think she's a snake and not a friend to any of them. Everyone mentioned a different number of years that Susie has known some of the other women. Pettifleur thinks she's being sued for plagarizing the title of her book because it was discussed last season? They were trying to warn her it might be an issue but she was the one who insisted it wasn't a big deal. I did laugh at Gamble calling the book her scribblings. Gina's new assistant might be cute, but that puddle isn't very deep. Did she say he was a law clerk? 3 Link to comment
sugarbaker design July 26, 2016 Share July 26, 2016 (edited) Quote The scene with Chyka, Bruce and Chessie was odd because she didn't technically lie to them, she just didn't mention the damage. It's called a lie of omission. Quote I still don't like Janet. I think she's a snake and not a friend to any of them. Absofuckinglutely! Edited July 26, 2016 by sugarbaker design 1 Link to comment
bichonblitz July 26, 2016 Share July 26, 2016 On 7/23/2016 at 7:21 PM, HunterHunted said: Pettifleur really is a stupid slag. Is slag an Australian word? I have never heard it before and I love it! Anybody know just how old Janet is? I say a well preserved 70. If she's much younger than that, than uh-oh... I wish Gamble would figure out how to do her hair. It looks like ass. Her face is so frozen now, it DOES NOT move when she talks. Let the fillers and botox wear off a little before you go in for a touch up,honey. I still love over tanned Gina. She's my favorite and I'm still not exactly sure why. Maybe it's because she never loses her cool, no matter how pissed off she is. 1 Link to comment
HunterHunted July 27, 2016 Share July 27, 2016 I believe that Janet is 58, which yikes. I believe that in British and maybe Australian English slag can be synonymous for whore or slut. I grew up in steel country and slag is the leftover crap you're stuck with when you're refining metal. The use I'm familiar with is basically synonymous with garbage or useless trash. In my eyes, Pettifleur is a horrible garbage person whose lips open and out spews completely hateful nonsense. So aka slag. 3 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty July 27, 2016 Share July 27, 2016 Where are we watching this season??? Link to comment
sugarbaker design July 27, 2016 Share July 27, 2016 On my couch? On Absolutely Fabulous, Patsy is referred to a 'fash mag slag' in a tabloid headline. 5 Link to comment
Baltimore Betty July 27, 2016 Share July 27, 2016 I am in need of those dysfunctional women from down under...where can I binge watch? Website? Link to comment
OnceSane July 27, 2016 Author Share July 27, 2016 11 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said: I am in need of those dysfunctional women from down under...where can I binge watch? Website? Bravo probably has it up on their site, or try iTunes or Hulu. Link to comment
Diane Mars July 27, 2016 Share July 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Baltimore Betty said: I am in need of those dysfunctional women from down under...where can I binge watch? Website? You've got a message ;) Link to comment
notnowimbusy July 29, 2016 Share July 29, 2016 Once, when my daughter was home from college, we had to go out of town for two weeks. She had her own care, but when we came home the mileage on my car was way up - so I assumed she spent the entire time driving around. No damage, but lesson learned. After that, when we'd leave and she was home, I'd leave the keys with my neighbor (in case of an emergency). And thankfully we never taught either kid to drive a stick shift - otherwise there could be real trouble. 1 Link to comment
Bugfrey Von August 12, 2016 Share August 12, 2016 On July 23, 2016 at 9:48 AM, HunterHunted said: There was a moment in season 1 where Andrew had this look of bewilderment while observing Lydia where he realized that he had married his sex idiot. My word Lydiot is such a moron, but she must throw down in the bedroom. The woman gets stupider and stupider with every passing season. Lydiot isn't arrogant or entitled. She and Johanna are the best of friends. They look out and do things for each other. Johanna washes, cleans, and chauffeurs for Lydiot. And Lydiot holds on to Johanna's passport and visits Johanna's family. Pettifleur an impossible arrogant asshole. The plagiarism is only Gamble's fault because she warned Pettifleur that this might happen. If Pettifleur had been capable of getting her catchphrase pamphlet with nonsensical anecdotes edited by her son published by a real publisher, they would have told her that the name would be a problem. Pettifleur is delusional to believe that the only reason Omarosa considered plagiarism is because Gamble mentioned it on your international reality show. Omarosa has been on minute 14:59 of her 15 minutes for well over a decade. She was coming for Pettifleur no matter what. I've never wished to have Andrea back on this show, but substituting Andrea for Gamble during last season's plagiarism fight would have been gold. So what if Gamble met Wolfie on sugardaddy.com? Except for Gina, Janet, and Chyka, they're all gold diggers. I don't think we ever got a good explanation for how Pettifleur made her money. She has a real estate development business now. Did she build it with one of her 2 ex husband's? Or with her rich boyfriend of 10 years? Right now, I'm choosing to believe that the problem with Gina's new assistant is that: He's such a baby gay that his primary language is emojis and yaaaaaaaaaas queens, and When he followed our brightly colored peacock back from a club he was shocked to learn that Gina is a woman and the job she promised involved actual work. Hide contents Oh my gosh! This is brilliant! He did marry his sex idiot. Unfortunately, his sex idiot is not only an absolute moron, but a condescending douche bag. She's one of those types of people that you actively root against. She is just disgusting. And the way that she talks about her maid makes me cringe and sick to my stomach. Imagine the things that she says off of camera if she thinks that the things that she is saying make her "cute". She probably routinely dresses up in blackface and pretends to be Al Jolsen. So cute!!!! I noticed that weird thing about her face too, but after some serious scrutiny under the HD TV, I realize that she just need some serious help with her foundation. Whoever is doing her make up hates her, and rightfully so. I love it! 5 Link to comment
Lady Grump August 12, 2016 Share August 12, 2016 (edited) On 7/27/2016 at 0:40 PM, Diane Mars said: You've got a message ;) Me too please! Where can one binge? This franchise is true trashy smut! Just discovered and can't stop laughing.....at them. It's reality smut gold. Edited August 12, 2016 by Lady Grump Link to comment
QuinnM September 20, 2016 Share September 20, 2016 I see by TiVo that we are getting a reunion show. Goody, goody! Link to comment
HunterHunted September 21, 2016 Share September 21, 2016 To revisit Pettifleur's anger with Gamble, Gamble said that there might be legal issues with Pettifleur's "book" because both the title and subject seemed similar Omarossa's. So when Omarossa later sends a cease and desist letter, it's clearly Gamble's fault because....Pettifleur's believes The Secret is real and works? This probably explains so much about Pettifleur's like her weird compliments to herself about how hot and Tuckahoe she is. Link to comment
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