Tarik and Hazel: She is so not into you, guy. I'm not saying that a King Tut shirt isn't super styling (yes I am), but maybe take off the plaid Charlie Brown hat every now and again. She's kind of puzzling. She had a child young, out of wedlock, with religiously zealot parents. It really doesn't make too much sense. Maybe she's playing up this angle to scare him away? She kept asking if they were SURE that they didn't have an issue with his lack of religious beliefs.
Jesse and Darcy: What a bunch of children. There is seriously no hope for these two. Jesse acts like he REALLY dislikes everything about Darcy - her voice, her cultural levels. Her relationship with her twin suuuuuucks, Stacy obviously wants a piece of obnoxious Dutch apple pie. I take umbrage at him sneering at folding of the pizza You're in NYC, dick. That's how eat pizza there, captain etiquette. Ass.
Grangela and Michael. Good God. I agree, it's a cultural thing about calling her fat, God knows that there is definitely less of a stigma against calling someone fat in other countries. Nothing can hide the level of disappointment he exhibits every time that he looks at her. He almost visibly shudders at her touch, it's uncomfortable to watch. She's going to give him his (snicker) engagement ring, leave and never hear from him again. Too bad he had to prostitute himself for a 200 dollar pawned ring and some wack-ass Trump regalia. She needs to do something with that hair, she looked like Dog the goddamned bounty hunter.
Pol and Kriny (or Cringey, as I call her in my head): What's with the stuffed animals, man? It looked like a 4 year old was living with them. Kriniy is old enough to wash dishes and do laundry, and although we know how it's going to end, a baby is certainly not a good idea. She'll treat him or her like a stuffed animal that's entertaining for exactly 3 seconds. Pol's mom is right. Who'da thunk that I'd agree with that crazy, hair-snipping dame?
Ricky is sad. Luckily he's meeting up with his back-up Colombiana. It would be a terrible thing to waste a trip to Colombia and a perfectly good engagement ring. I hope he stopped whatever automated payments he's been making to Melissa. I can't help but kind of like him, even though he is clueless, shallow, and not super bright.