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Khloe, determined to move forward with her divorce, hopes to find solace at the Black Jaguar White Tiger Foundation in Mexico City. Meanwhile, Kris complicates matters by keeping in contact with Lamar; at the same time, Kylie looks forward to being treated like an adult after booking an appearance at a club in Montreal, where the legal drinking age is 18.

Good Lord, all the cosmetic surgery in the group of Kris, Jonathan and Kim.  Scary.  Cory should run for the hills.

 

I almost peed my pants laughing over Kris' comments about not wanting Kylie to grow up too fast.  That ship has sailed.  When your 17 year old is "dating" a 24 year old, you're quite a bit late to the game.

 

And Kris, saying that Kylie isn't a big drinker.  She just turned 18 - - she shouldn't be a drinker at all.   Having her make "appearances" in places where the drinking age is 18 . . . recipe for disaster.

 

These people are delusional.

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Hermes sends a baby blanket.... With a zebra embroidered on it.

Kim " we all love Lamar" ..... As long as he stays out of our lives .

I wonder if she even remembers her first two husbands names?

I think those big cats were eyeing Khloes huge ass and thinking what a nice meal it would be.

I think the Lamar stalking Khloe is coming up... Kris has been playing with fire by texting/talking to him. I wonder if she told him where Khloe would be.

I don't know who is worse Kim or Kris. Both are equally detestable. And Corey is supposed to be the voice of reason?

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For all the stuff Kris does to get fame for her kids she is bad but yeah, I'm sorry, giving Khloe's number to Lamer is  not okay. I don't even know what to say to that. I did laugh when Khloe said to Kim, "giving vows is so important, you can't just cut someone out of your life.." Kim was like, "well, I did it... twice.. one after 72 days". 

 

The tigers were cute. Should I expect the tiger guy to be getting his own show on E! next?

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i don't like him, too much bs for him about how much he cares about Kris's kids and how they can come to him with any issues. Interesting how he blew off exactly what his job is. He certainly has plenty of time to lounge around Kris's house and prattle about girly stuff. And what kind of man wants to get involved with a 60 year old woman who can't cut the cord with her 30 something daughters? Kris crying about being disrespected? Honey, those kids have been disrespecting you for years, calling you a whore, a drunk, crazy, stupid and a million other names. The disrespect boat sailed years ago.

For all the stuff Kris does to get fame for her kids she is bad but yeah, I'm sorry, giving Khloe's number to Lamer is not okay. I don't even know what to say to that. I did laugh when Khloe said to Kim, "giving vows is so important, you can't just cut someone out of your life.." Kim was like, "well, I did it... twice.. one after 72 days".

The tigers were cute. Should I expect the tiger guy to be getting his own show on E! next?

Kanye better pay attention, she'd write him off just as quickly.

Tiger guy getting his own show? Let's ask John Edwards or the new psychic of the day, Tyler.

As a side note, did you see how quickly Tiger guy closed the gate, keeping the Kardashian body guard out of the enclosure?

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Corey got involved with Kris for one reason IMO...fame.  I'm sure he's contracted to be her boyfriend as long as he gets paid.  Whether that's by being on the show payroll or directly on Kris's dime, he apparently isn't particular. 

 

I think he was hired to be Kris' purse carrying escort, for when she does her daily pap walks.

My favorite moment during the end scene where Kris complained about the kids "not getting her"  to Corey was that it seemed like the two were reading from different scripts or something. Or maybe it just confused me? It seemed like at one point, Corey was trying to get her to see why she was wrong and then he said something about how her daughters are just like her and that's why they're upset? And then the episode just kind of ended. Eh, whatever. 

 

Also love the fact that the planning of the vacation was, "No boys!" and the only two with boys are Kris and Kylie. We know Kylie is going to break that rule, but I highly doubt  Kayne willingly goes on the tv show vacations and I don't think Khloe's boyfriend is ever going to want to appear on this show. 

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So, an all girls vacation. I guess Rob isn't welcome (if they even remember he exists) but Caitlyn can come? 

 

i don't like him, too much bs for him about how much he cares about Kris's kids and how they can come to him with any issues. Interesting how he blew off exactly what his job is. 

I noticed that too, he was really vague about what he does, I wonder what he's trying to hide? In another thread I said that he works for Justin Bieber's manager, but that's kind of all the info on him that there is. Sometimes you see him being called a tour manager, but there's nothing definitive about what his job is. It's really strange.

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The thing that makes me feel a bit for Khloe and the Lamar situation is that, I do think she took her vows very, very seriously. Unlike Kim and even to an extension her mother, Khloe didn't jump into new relationships right away, she still held out hope. The only other one who I can think of in this situation to an extent is Kourtney with Scott and it makes me like the two a lot more. They really did, despite everything love their significant others and didn't just randomly start a new romance when they ended. And for a while, I did like that Kris kept in touch with Lamar as well as Khloe but now it seems like that is a really hurtful thing do, especially when Kris is giving out Khloe's new number to him. How did she think that would be okay?  

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Where to begin on this one?

 

I guess I missed something at the very beginning, because I don't understand why Corey went with the girls to the tiger place (which by the way was incredible and the best part of the show except for Kendall's fake histronics about Khloe being eaten).  They don't need chaperones, he hasn't been part of their life for that long - it seemed weird to me.  I think someone wants as much camera time as he can get.  And he's just trying too hard with some of the comments he makes about how he loves them, they can go to him with anything  - news flash!  They are adults and already have a father.

 

I just get creeped out by him. He's milking his relationship with Kris for all he can get out of it, but it's not like she's never done anything like that, so she reaps what she sows.

 

Kim gets more and more despicable every episode.  Ugh.  The way she kept smirking when they were going after Kris about Lamar - she was loving every minute of it. 

 

The Lamar situation:  frankly, I'm surprised that some of this wasn't quickly edited out after his crisis.  Maybe it was and this was what was left.  And, while  the girls are right - Kris above all never should have given him Khloe's phone number, I can sort of understand why Kris still talks to him.  It's a tough situation. You become close to these people and it's hard to just cut them off.

 

(In my case, a young woman who is like a daughter to me was involved in a long term relationship with a young man we became very close to.  She broke it off with him and as a result our relationship with him was also severed (it was not a friendly parting).  We missed him, and I know he missed us.  About 6 months later, he reached out to me during a very difficult time in my life.  I felt bad that we hadn't been in contact - we truly cared for this young man  and he's a good kid. What I did was ask my "daughter" if she would mind if we invited him for dinner, etc.  She didn't and so we did and he is back in our lives.)

 

So Kris should have probably seen how Khloe felt before she got too involved with Lamar - but then again, from what we know now, Lamar was clearly troubled and not in  a good place...so I don't know - what do you do when he's reaching out to you? I was thinking last night that in hindsight, Kris looks like a good person and Kim especially looks like a the b*tch that she is.  But she is truly awful anyway - just getting worse and worse.  I don't know how anyone other than Kanye or Jonathan Cheban (who fawns all over her) can stand to be in the same room with her.

 

And back to Kris - NOW you're going to talk to your daughter about drinking?  Good grief - she's dating a 24 year old - any conversations about that going on? She's a hop, skip and a jump away from a sex tape - have that conversation yet?

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Kim instigated the whole Lamar thing, by not shutting Kris down when she told her she was texting him. She'd have had a fit if Kris had been keeping in touch with Kris Humphries. And she was all over Caitlyns ass for dating Kris best friend (" it's a betrayal!!!).

It's one thing to keep in touch with a son in law of many years, when there are kids involved, but Lamar was out and out cruel to Khloe abd Kris was always soooo concerned over her sensitive daughter. She talks about how she puts her kids first, but it's not true.

Kim is such a nasty piece of work. She loves seeing both Koutney and Khloe struggling. How many times did she say "We all love Lamar"..... but...

What kind of love is that? We love you as long as you stay far away from us. Shows how sincere her love for Caitlyn really is.

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Thought the scenes with Cory were super weird.  He's uncomfortable on camera, and talking about 'our' grandchild with Khloe was a huge WTF.  Creepy.

 

I laughed and laughed with Kris confirming multiple times that she couldn't get pregnant with her doctor.  I could hear him stifling laughter... 'no, that's not an issue, Kris...' 

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Corey is very creepy at times and just weird. The use of "grandchild" and talking like he and Kris are forever- which I'm sorry but I highly doubt. It really hasn't been that long for him and Kris as a couple for him to be acting like he's a grandfather. When he was with Khloe and Kendall, he seemed more like a friend than someone who is dating their mom. I think the show was trying to show us, "look how caring Corey is, he's going to hang out and take a trip with Kris's kids" but it came off not that way at all. 

 

I still liked the tigers. That's pretty awesome. As much as these people annoy me, I get jealous that they can just jet off to gorgeous places for vacations or to pet baby tigers whenever they feel like it. 


Corey is very creepy at times and just weird. The use of "grandchild" and talking like he and Kris are forever- which I'm sorry but I highly doubt. It really hasn't been that long for him and Kris as a couple for him to be acting like he's a grandfather. When he was with Khloe and Kendall, he seemed more like a friend than someone who is dating their mom. I think the show was trying to show us, "look how caring Corey is, he's going to hang out and take a trip with Kris's kids" but it came off not that way at all. 

 

I still liked the tigers. That's pretty awesome. As much as these people annoy me, I get jealous that they can just jet off to gorgeous places for vacations or to pet baby tigers whenever they feel like it. 

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speaking of boyfriends, I noticed how pushy they are with Kourtney getting a new guy, as if having a man in her bed is the solution to all her problems, yet they NEVER ask Kendall about her love life.

 

Funny that Corey who was telling Kourtney how she needs to have a man in the house because she has sons and he has a list of guys wanting her number, and he acts so macho trying to kill a bee, yet he was scared shitless to get in that cage with the big cats.

He's pretty much paid arm candy for Kris, half the time she ignores him, Then when Kim was negotiating for another room for the baby and he made a suggestion, Kris nearly ripped his head off.

 

I don't get how Kris thinks.. She professes to love her kids and have their backs, yet some guy her daughter met and foolishly married after 9 days turns out to be a drug addicted, prostitute using douche bag, who mind fucks her for nearly two years, and when she finally has enough and dumps his sorry ass, Kris turns around and tries to play matchmaker?  I have no problem  with her feeling some affection for this guy (though, why  I don't know) but to go behind her daughter's back and not just talk to the guy, but share her daughter's business (new BF, new  telephone number etc)  is so far out of line. And yet she expects her kids to have her back with regard to Caitlyn? She's delusional.


speaking of boyfriends, I noticed how pushy they are with Kourtney getting a new guy, as if having a man in her bed is the solution to all her problems, yet they NEVER ask Kendall about her love life.

 

Funny that Corey who was telling Kourtney how she needs to have a man in the house because she has sons and he has a list of guys wanting her number, and he acts so macho trying to kill a bee, yet he was scared shitless to get in that cage with the big cats.

He's pretty much paid arm candy for Kris, half the time she ignores him, Then when Kim was negotiating for another room for the baby and he made a suggestion, Kris nearly ripped his head off.

 

I don't get how Kris thinks.. She professes to love her kids and have their backs, yet some guy her daughter met and foolishly married after 9 days turns out to be a drug addicted, prostitute using douche bag, who mind fucks her for nearly two years, and when she finally has enough and dumps his sorry ass, Kris turns around and tries to play matchmaker?  I have no problem  with her feeling some affection for this guy (though, why  I don't know) but to go behind her daughter's back and not just talk to the guy, but share her daughter's business (new BF, new  telephone number etc)  is so far out of line. And yet she expects her kids to have her back with regard to Caitlyn? She's delusional.

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Corey creeps me out. He kisses Khloe straight on the cheek, which for someone who's relatively new to the group is kinda odd. Then, did anyone catch his eyes darted down as she turned around when he made the grandkids comment? I think he's hot for his "daughters". Gros

I find him to be extremely gross....

 

When he was rambling on to Kendall about caring about her and Kylie cause they are the babies, and if they need anyone to talk...

 

I was like weirdo please, they have a father, they have older brothers...they don't need you.

 

Just go away.

 

I love how Kendall was giving him the side eye. That girl to me is the most stable of the bunch and I love her "this is some bullshit" facial expressions. 

 

Like please, WTF do you do with my mother? What? Like what could you possibly have in common? Really.

 

I think Kendall would have been fine and more grounded than the rest even if she hadn't had a successful modeling career. I just think she naturally has a stronger personality and like Kourtney, I doubt she would have been artificially blowing up her lips and ass just to look like her sisters.

 

She'd be living on some ranch somewhere with her truck.

 

I use to like Khloe the most, but I think I like Kendall more. 

 

 

OK, now on to Kim, one thing I like about her is her coldness toward these men who don't act right. She don't give a shit LOL. There is absolutely no hesitation, he ain't acting right, whether it's 72 days or 1, he's gone. She ain't checking in on him, you get nothing from her and I can't help but crack up every time. 

 

Like well, I'm sorry for Lamar but....too bad, he's a liability, bye.

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Kim is such a nasty piece of work. She loves seeing both Koutney and Khloe struggling. How many times did she say "We all love Lamar"..... but...

I notice she gets a gleam in her eye anytime her sisters are suffering. Don't worry though, when Kanye finally dumps her and runs off to Paris with Ricardo, the shoe will be on the other foot.

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OK, now on to Kim, one thing I like about her is her coldness toward these men who don't act right. She don't give a shit LOL. There is absolutely no hesitation, he ain't acting right, whether it's 72 days or 1, he's gone. She ain't checking in on him, you get nothing from her and I can't help but crack up every time.

 

Funny thing is she always was spying on her other men. SHe brags all the time about how she broke their passcodes to their voice mail, followed them around, spied on them and usually found out that they were cheating on her. I think she doesn't do that with Kanye because.. first of all she doesn't care all that much about him,  her life right now is just how she likes it. She's free to do her TV show, pose nude, travel with or without him and her kid(s),  go on vacation with her family, hog all the closet space for herself etc. and still have him around to escort her to red carpet events and maybe fuck her once in a while, though I think she'd prefer a beignet or a churro or a piece of cheesecake. She can't understand Khloe or Kourtney having mixed feelings about someone because she isn't capable of caring about anything other than herself.

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Funny thing is she always was spying on her other men. SHe brags all the time about how she broke their passcodes to their voice mail, followed them around, spied on them and usually found out that they were cheating on her. I think she doesn't do that with Kanye because.. first of all she doesn't care all that much about him,  her life right now is just how she likes it. She's free to do her TV show, pose nude, travel with or without him and her kid(s),  go on vacation with her family, hog all the closet space for herself etc. and still have him around to escort her to red carpet events and maybe fuck her once in a while, though I think she'd prefer a beignet or a churro or a piece of cheesecake. She can't understand Khloe or Kourtney having mixed feelings about someone because she isn't capable of caring about anything other than herself.

 

Yesss... this is a functional arranged marriage if there ever was one!  Although I'll go a step further and speculate Kim is not attracted to Kanye at all but respects him for his next level famewhoring tactics.  These two could have gotten together a loooooonnnng time ago and didn't because Kim was hoping to marry (Reggie) for love and realized that would be impossible with the life she (Kris) has chosen. 

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Re: What does Corey do?

 

"The Justin Bieber Connection: These two run in the same circle. Gamble happens to work for Bieber's manager Scooter Braun, and seeing how the Kardashian-Jenner family is close to Justin, it was only a matter of time before Kris and Corey became acquainted with one another."

 

http://www.eonline.com/news/594853/7-things-to-know-about-kris-jenner-s-new-boyfriend-corey-gamble

 

Interestingly enough, he first met Kris Jenner at Riccardo Tisci's birthday party,so there's a Kanye connection.

 

"Gamble attended Westlake High School. He then studied business marketing at Morehouse College. Gamble first met Jenner in August 2014 at designer Riccardo Tisci‘s 40th birthday party in Ibiza, Spain. They were first spotted in public together at a restaurant in October 2014. In November 2014, it was confirmed that the two are dating."

 

http://hollywoodlife.com/celeb/corey-gamble/

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If her parents don't start taking better care of her, I am guessing that this time next year, when we review Kylie's year, she will have had a DUI, had nude photos "leaked", gotten pregnant, then engaged, and had gone to rehab for "exhaustion."

If her parents don't start taking better care of her, I am guessing that this time next year, when we review Kylie's year, she will have had a DUI, had nude photos "leaked", gotten pregnant, then engaged, and had gone to rehab for "exhaustion."

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Perfectly understandable, who wouldn't prefer a beignet or a churro or a piece of cheesecake to fucking Kanye?

Hell, I'd take a stale donut over sex with Kanye. As much as I snark on Kim, I think Kanye is an absolute diva-bitch behind closed doors. It's pretty telling that in three years of marriage, these two have never actually lived together.

Lol, Cory probably did one semester at Morehouse before dropping out. Notice how they say "studied" and not "graduated." I agree he's a weirdo with this father figure crap. Just stick to your bread and butter as a paid gigolo, sweetie. These girls don't want, care, or need you in their lives.

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Yesss... this is a functional arranged marriage if there ever was one!  Although I'll go a step further and speculate Kim is not attracted to Kanye at all but respects him for his next level famewhoring tactics.  These two could have gotten together a loooooonnnng time ago and didn't because Kim was hoping to marry (Reggie) for love and realized that would be impossible with the life she (Kris) has chosen.

I agree. I think Kim and her team had a meeting to decide who she should marry. It had to be someone famous with street cred, rich, someone who admired her and who would find being with her an accomplishment, and is a little crazy. It was inevitable that they would get together. There really isn't anyone else out there for her to hook-up with. Right? Can you think of anyone else famous and rich enough who is also single for her?

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Oh I forgot to mention, when Kendall was holding that tiger, I was like girl are you crazy? Your career, your life....

 

Her modeling agency needs to call her in for a talk and add some more fine print to her contract restricting her from taking such risks.

 

All it needs to do is turn its head and bite your face, or your head off. They wouldn't be able to pull it off her, please.

 

 Khloe, I'm speechless at her suicide attempt, cause that's what it was to me, going inside of that cage.

 

He's putting his body in front of hers, I died laughing. Should a switch flip in those tigers brains causing them to forget how thankful they were to him, they'd eat him too. 

 

Why? Cause they are wild animals, they can't help it. Get them healthy and release them into the wild.

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Oh I forgot to mention, when Kendall was holding that tiger, I was like girl are you crazy? Your career, your life....

Her modeling agency needs to call her in for a talk and add some more fine print to her contract restricting her from taking such risks.

All it needs to do is turn its head and bite your face, or your head off. They wouldn't be able to pull it off her, please.

Khloe, I'm speechless at her suicide attempt, cause that's what it was to me, going inside of that cage.

He's putting his body in front of hers, I died laughing. Should a switch flip in those tigers brains causing them to forget how thankful they were to him, they'd eat him too.

Why? Cause they are wild animals, they can't help it. Get them healthy and release them into the wild.

Kendall did say something when she turned her face away, something like watch out for the money maker. So she's aware. But I bet something is said to her.

 

"That tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger."

LOL,  yes, exactly what I was thinking, this, Chris Rock's line in response to Siegfried and Roy, when their "buddy" the tiger made a meal out of Roy.

 

Kendall did say something when she turned her face away

 

Yep, I heard her say it. That's when I said, please, turning your face away means nothing, all it has to do is turn its face around and take a bite. 

And once they lock those jaws down on you forget it,  it'll take tranquilizer I suppose and I sure didn't see any at hand.

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The fact that Lamar cheated on Khloe endlessly and broke her damn heart should have been enough reason for Kris to cut the cord with no problem. 

I would be furious with my mother if she continued a relationship with a man that did that to me. And the fact that he is a raging drug addict is not an excuse for his pathetic weaknesses. 

I don't ever need to see boring Corey on my TV again. He has no chemistry with Kris what so ever. Zilch. Nada. Nothing. 

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Perhaps this will seem rude but imo Corey is just Kris's "black guy accessory" - three of her daughters had them, and she wanted one too.

No, I'm with you, this factors in to me always saying that she's competing with her daughters, Kim in particular. 

 

Now she's whipping out tampons to try to act like she can still reproduce; then trying to act like she doesn't wish she still could by getting that call with the doctor on tape. 

 

Kourtney didn't have to feed Reign, she just used it as an excuse to run away as fast as she could, and I don't blame her. 

 

I'm still confused by this Corey though, because he looks just like this friend of Kanye's that Kim was once talking to a couple of seasons ago. 

 

I can't remember the event, but she was out on a veranda of some sort and she was talking to a guy about Kanye and in her talking head she said that he was Kanye's friend, maybe even best friend and I swear I thought Corey was the same guy. Because I remember I found the guy to be somewhat effeminate like I do Corey, sounded the same, had the same complexion, bald head...

 

How did Kris meet him again? 

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Enough can't be said how creepy Corey was with Khloe and Kendall. Dude, Chester, back the hell up. Now my dream scene would be Caitlyn literally bitch slapping him for daring to consider himself anyone's grandfather. Dude, you've been around for 12 seconds and are paid to be there. Jonathan has more right to claim grandparent status than you do. 

 

Anyone else wonder about the tiger cubs? Am I supposed to believe those were rescues and not bred there? Cuz I sure as hell don't. 

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I think Kris was trying make the point that because Khloe never told her all the dirty details of the marriage that she felt a need to maintain a relationship with Lamar. Not that there was any reason for Khlie to share that info, Kris just felt she had a right to know. So I'm sure she was getting Lamar's side of the situation out of nosiness.

Corey is along for the fab vacations, lunches and dinners, red carpet events and lolling around on Kris's couch, getting an eyeful of the display of barely legal tits and ass, which gives him something to think about while boning a 60 yr old using hormone cream as lube and smelling faintly of urine. No one said being a gigolo is easy.

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No, I'm with you, this factors in to me always saying that she's competing with her daughters, Kim in particular. 

 

Now she's whipping out tampons to try to act like she can still reproduce; then trying to act like she doesn't wish she still could by getting that call with the doctor on tape. 

 

Kourtney didn't have to feed Reign, she just used it as an excuse to run away as fast as she could, and I don't blame her. 

 

I'm still confused by this Corey though, because he looks just like this friend of Kanye's that Kim was once talking to a couple of seasons ago. 

 

I can't remember the event, but she was out on a veranda of some sort and she was talking to a guy about Kanye and in her talking head she said that he was Kanye's friend, maybe even best friend and I swear I thought Corey was the same guy. Because I remember I found the guy to be somewhat effeminate like I do Corey, sounded the same, had the same complexion, bald head...

 

How did Kris meet him again?

I thought Corey worked for Justin Bieber - something to do with his tour.

Enough can't be said how creepy Corey was with Khloe and Kendall. Dude, Chester, back the hell up. Now my dream scene would be Caitlyn literally bitch slapping him for daring to consider himself anyone's grandfather. Dude, you've been around for 12 seconds and are paid to be there. Jonathan has more right to claim grandparent status than you do.

Anyone else wonder about the tiger cubs? Am I supposed to believe those were rescues and not bred there? Cuz I sure as hell don't.

They didn't look all that healthy either, they had runny eyes and their faces were missing patches of hair.

I thought Corey worked for Justin Bieber - something to do with his tour.

Probably a paid babysitter for the Biebs. Must be demoralizing seeing a kid less than half your age get hotter ass than you do.

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