Lala Kent: Call her a whore, but don't you dare call her Basic!

[geauxaway]

7 hours ago, princelina said:

She just is; no one knows why.  And the only "Carter Hoffman" football player who comes up when you google is a kid from a high school team in South Dakota.  Could she be full of shit?  Sure!

Her daughter will be so proud of all this.  But what does she (or 50 years old Rand) care??  Jesus help us.  

[HunterHunted]

On 5/7/2021 at 5:55 PM, princelina said:

Could she be full of shit?  Sure!

Lord knows Randall's toothbrush sure was.

It's an insult to assholes to call Lala an asshole. Assholes are useful. Assholes are necessary. Lala is a hemorrhoid. Useless, unnecessary, painful, and sometimes expensive.

On 5/7/2021 at 5:55 PM, princelina said:

And the only "Carter Hoffman" football player who comes up when you google is a kid from a high school team in South Dakota.

That's what I found too. I think it's got to be a pseudonym for Hayes because she and Hayes were off and on for years. Hayes was PISSED when his name came up on the show. I think they just used a pseudonym rather than having to deal with Hayes sending a "Cyst and Decease," sue for defamation, and deal with any injunction from him trying to stop the release of the book.

Edited May 9, 2021 by HunterHunted

[farmgal4]

On 5/8/2021 at 1:16 PM, HunterHunted said:

Lord knows Randall's toothbrush sure was.

It's an insult to assholes to call Lala an asshole. Assholes are useful. Assholes are necessary. Lala is a hemorrhoid. Useless, unnecessary, painful, and sometimes expensive.

That's what I found too. I think it's got to be a pseudonym for Hayes because she and Hayes were off and on for years. Hayes was PISSED when his name came up on the show. I think they just used a pseudonym rather than having to deal with Hayes sending a "Cyst and Decease," sue for defamation, and deal with any injunction from him trying to stop the release of the book.

I’m baby-crazy, so I follow all of the VP couples who have babies, but I absolutely cannot stand Lala.  She appears to be so arrogant.  Rand talks about what a great stepmother she is, but I have a hard time believing that she loves her own child more than she loves herself, so I can’t believe that she has a huge amount of love for her stepdaughters.  Or maybe I’ve got her pegged totally wrong.  I’m just going by what I see on SM.  I can’t believe what she’s done to her face.  Her lips… Yikes! 😱

[farmgal4]

On 9/3/2020 at 9:19 PM, Iris987 said:

All these idiots breeding...  I just hope that whatever it is that's keeping Brittany from getting pregnant (Jax shooting blanks or whatever) that they continue to NOT seek help and rely on prayer to correct the issue. That coked up fuckface should not reproduce.

Sadly they did reproduce, and the baby looks just like Jax. 😕

[Carolina Girl]

On 6/7/2021 at 11:16 AM, farmgal4 said:

so I can’t believe that she has a huge amount of love for her stepdaughters.

My guess is the degree of her showing of affection is in direct correlation to the presence of cameras.  

[farmgal4]

On 6/7/2021 at 1:24 PM, farmgal4 said:

Sadly they did reproduce, and the baby looks just like Jax. 😕

The baby’s name is Cruz, and he was one of the ugliest newborns I’ve ever seen.  You know the old saying, “That baby has a face that only a mother could love.”?  Well, that was Cruz.  Thankfully he’s starting to get really cute now.  Surprisingly, Jax appears to be smitten.  I hope his love for the baby will keep him from cheating on Brittany.  She gained a lot of weight during the pregnancy, and it seems like she’s having a difficult time getting the weight off.  I keep waiting to hear rumors that Jax is cheating.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Lala had her “Rand” tattoo altered to read “bRand new.”

[SarahPrtr]

4 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Lala had her “Rand” tattoo altered to read “bRand new.”

I have no doubt that she had 'Wino Forever' in her mind before getting her new tattoo.

[heatherchandler]

Vanderpump Rules' Lala Kent reveals engagement ring from ex Randall Emmett is FAKE... after getting six-carat diamond tested following split

 

Oh damn! 🤣  We knew he was broke, Fofty took his last million!

[hoodooznoodooz]

Is the Birkin authentic?

[farmgal4]

On 8/20/2019 at 10:09 AM, OnceSane said:

Totally valid. 

Pure class.

[Carolina Girl]

On 12/16/2021 at 12:46 PM, heatherchandler said:

Vanderpump Rules' Lala Kent reveals engagement ring from ex Randall Emmett is FAKE... after getting six-carat diamond tested following split

 

Oh damn! 🤣  We knew he was broke, Fofty took his last million!

Note to La Grifter - you would have had to give the ring back anyway, Toots.  Gift in contemplation of marriage - you should have watched more Judge Judy.  

[FlyingEgret]

I wonder if Single Lala will hookup with Single James Muppet Baby Kennedy? Even if just for the show (assuming there is another season)...

[bosawks]

21 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

I wonder if Single Lala will hookup with Single James Muppet Baby Kennedy? Even if just for the show (assuming there is another season)...

At least they’d limit the circle of despair if they hooked up with one another….

[Gharlane]

Lala Kent says there is ‘proof’ of Randall Emmett cheating

[hatchetgirl]

Oh Lala...

“That is my job as her mother, to create that for her, so when she goes out and it’s time for her to find a partner, or it’s time for her to raise a son, that she knows what values a man should possess.” 

I guess the values she thinks are ok is anal sex for a Range Rover and blow jobs for private jet rides.

 

Edited to add - how sad was it that she couldn't even calm her own baby. Like really? Feed your baby yourself, just once. It's not an accessory. 

 

Edited December 30, 2021 by hatchetgirl
Adding

[Carolina Girl]

On 12/29/2021 at 5:52 PM, Gharlane said:

Lala Kent says there is ‘proof’ of Randall Emmett cheating

Chinless cheated on his wife with the Grifter.

And now SHE's outraged?  Karma, honey pie.....it's what's for dinner.

On 12/29/2021 at 6:37 PM, hatchetgirl said:

It's not an accessory. 

No it isn't.  In Lala's case it was a meal ticket.

[teapot]

She wants to “give us Lala”…but really, has anyone ever asked or even slightly implied that we are wanting that???

[Gharlane]

9 hours ago, teapot said:

She wants to “give us Lala”…but really, has anyone ever asked or even slightly implied that we are wanting that???

Ohhh, that's just mean! :-D

[hatchetgirl]

On 12/31/2021 at 8:24 AM, Carolina Girl said:

No it isn't.  In Lala's case it was a meal ticket.

Dang it, I forgot that. Lol

[Marley]

LaLa trying to act like mother of the year is hilarious. You got with Randall while he was still married for the perks. Please spare me this strong independent woman bs. I’m sure she can’t afford 24 hour nannys now so her mom must be living with her or something.

James does not have enough money to get with LaLa. Seriously doubt he’s good in bed either. He’s a selfish narcissist lol.

[Carolina Girl]

On 1/2/2022 at 4:33 PM, Marley said:

LaLa trying to act like mother of the year is hilarious. You got with Randall while he was still married for the perks. Please spare me this strong independent woman bs. I’m sure she can’t afford 24 hour nannys now so her mom must be living with her or something.

James does not have enough money to get with LaLa. Seriously doubt he’s good in bed either. He’s a selfish narcissist lol.

And if Chinless is already in court pleading poverty regarding support for his two children by marriage, imagine that La Grifter is not going to get the $$ she thinks.  Two nannies?  Ha!  Judge is going to tell her to find day care.  

You know, I'm wondering if maybe Chinless was looking to get caught cheating so Lala would leave him.  He didn't want to be the one to leave the baby mama, and he may just have tired of her.  After all, he's going to be photographed wherever he goes so blatantly palling with ladies in Nashville was going to have repercussions.  

[SarahPrtr]

21 hours ago, Carolina Girl said:

And if Chinless is already in court pleading poverty regarding support for his two children by marriage, imagine that La Grifter is not going to get the $$ she thinks.  Two nannies?  Ha!  Judge is going to tell her to find day care.  

 

One of the things I hate hearing so much in these divorce cases is when women like Lala insist that the ex-husband/partner "continue to provide with the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed." I just think that is such bullshit.  You're not even married anymore (or in a relationship), but you're expecting to get the same perks as when you were.  So, Randall can drop by whenever he wants to and stick his dick in you, because that's what you've been doing prior to the breakup?  It's the CHILDREN who are to have the same lifestyle, not you.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Lala on WWHL said that bRand starting cheating on her right after she got sober. Many different women. She said that she should have seen the flags. Always on his phone. Wouldn’t let her near his phone. Rarely home.

[princelina]

52 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Lala on WWHL said that bRand starting cheating on her right after she got sober. Many different women. She said that she should have seen the flags. Always on his phone. Wouldn’t let her near his phone. Rarely home.

Honestly, last night on WWHL was the first time I have ever liked "Lala".  Ever.

[hoodooznoodooz]

1 hour ago, princelina said:

Honestly, last night on WWHL was the first time I have ever liked "Lala".  Ever.

She seemed more humble, right? She said, “But who am I to give relationship advice?”

I wanted someone to ask her if she still has two nurses helping her.

[Vivigirl10]

14 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Lala on WWHL said that bRand starting cheating on her right after she got sober. Many different women. She said that she should have seen the flags. Always on his phone. Wouldn’t let her near his phone. Rarely home.

I'm so happy that Lala therefore identified this as the perfect time to have a baby with this upstanding man! 

[hoodooznoodooz]

10 hours ago, Kiki620 said:

I'm so happy that Lala therefore identified this as the perfect time to have a baby with this upstanding man! 

Oops, sorry. I got the impression that Lala only realized recently that he’d been cheating for a while.

[Drogo]

21 hours ago, Kiki620 said:

Lala therefore identified this as the perfect time to have a baby with this upstanding man! 

It's spelled "baby" but it's pronounced "revenue stream." 

[Sun-Bun]

Seriously, she just wanted to make sure to slide in there and secure that bag with her baby mealticket. I can’t believe Randall couldn’t see that and didn’t get himself fixed secretly, especially while he’s having to shell out child support for his previous children. 
LaLa just looks even more pathetically shallow attacking him now though; funny how his looks and demeanor didn’t matter to her BEFORE…

[hoodooznoodooz]

5 hours ago, Sun-Bun said:

Seriously, she just wanted to make sure to slide in there and secure that bag with her baby mealticket. I can’t believe Randall couldn’t see that and didn’t get himself fixed secretly, especially while he’s having to shell out child support for his previous children. 
LaLa just looks even more pathetically shallow attacking him now though; funny how his looks and demeanor didn’t matter to her BEFORE…

Oooh!! Would you mind linking Lala’s negative comments with regard to bRand? Fun Sunday night read!

[Marley]

I feel bad for Lala and Randall’s baby. I’m sure LaLa will continue to trash him as Ocean grows up. As someone who went thru that growing up it fucks you up and I didn’t go thru it in the public lol.

[Sun-Bun]

16 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Oooh!! Would you mind linking Lala’s negative comments with regard to bRand? Fun Sunday night read!

Here’s a few fun reads for ya!

https://www.realitytea.com/2021/12/31/lala-kent-randall-dirty-disgusting-dark/
 

https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2021/12/lala-kent-randall-emmett-was-awful-in-bed-like-just-so-terrible/

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/pictures/everything-lala-kent-has-said-about-randall-emmett-after-their-split/

[hoodooznoodooz]

7 hours ago, Sun-Bun said:

Here’s a few fun reads for ya!

https://www.realitytea.com/2021/12/31/lala-kent-randall-dirty-disgusting-dark/
 

https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2021/12/lala-kent-randall-emmett-was-awful-in-bed-like-just-so-terrible/

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/pictures/everything-lala-kent-has-said-about-randall-emmett-after-their-split/

Wow. bRand is disgusting. And went to such lengths to avoid Lala catching him. 
I agree: bRand should’ve had a vasectomy. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

On WWHL Lala also said in her opinion bRand’s ex-wife was the best thing that ever happened to him (he should’ve tried to make that marriage work).

[Gharlane]

5 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

On WWHL Lala also said in her opinion bRand’s ex-wife was the best thing that ever happened to him (he should’ve tried to make that marriage work).

Is that the one they cheated on? 

[SarahPrtr]

1 hour ago, Gharlane said:

Is that the one they cheated on? 

Yes.

[hatchetgirl]

On 1/14/2022 at 7:15 AM, Drogo said:

It's spelled "baby" but it's pronounced "revenue stream." 

She's just such a dumbass for thinking that creep has money. His world is a house of cards and had she been as smart as she thinks she is, she would after dumped his ass after the fofty debacle.

But now she's gone from mistress to cheated on baby mama in no time. She'll be lucky if she doesn't have to move back to Utah. Maybe she made sure decent contacts???

[Sun-Bun]

Out of sheer boredom/self-loathing, I saw “Give Them LaLa” available at my local library’s audio books section and downloaded it.

As expected, LaLa’s “writing”/narration skills leave A LOT to be desired and I’ve never heard *anyone* use the term “ho” so much in an audiobook before in my life, but the one remotely fascinating part of this mess was listening to her discuss her introduction to the cast. Scheana, Stassi, Kristen and Katie were all bitchy to her in the beginning, but she got along well with the guys and Arianna.

I haven’t gotten to the part where she meets “her soulmate” Randall yet((this was all sadly written before their split, of course)), so I’m vaguely intrigued about how she’ll explain her romance with a gross fat married man. 
 

Edited to add:

-So I skipped through the rest of this sad book after her endlessly breathless odes to her “ride or die” Randall. Apparently he lured her in after seeing her one night at SUR and promising her an audition for one of his production company’s crappy movies before showering her not only with the lead role, but tons of pricy gifts and getaways. So as expected, it’s the typical LA sugar baby transactional love story: the lady just protests a bit too much that it wasn’t “just about” the gifts and glamorous lifestyle, of course. 

-LaLa proudly slept with many folks during her LA “ho phase,” including some celebs/celeb-adjacent folks, usually while drunk and/or high.

-She had an abortion just before she went to LA. She also mentioned a modeling agent who tried to sexually assault her when she was just 14.

-She claims she was bullied as a teen because other girls in her hometown thought she was a whore, just like they did in the beginning of VR. She also came from an upper middle-class family who didn’t believe in Mormonism. 

Pretty stupid book overall, just as I expected. I still can’t decide which autobiography is worse: her or Erika Jayne’s. Probably LaLa’s because at least Erika had some juicy industry/early waitressing stories. Although they're both gold-digging wannabe actresses who speak of themselves in third person and boast of these self-appointed alter-egos, so there’s a lot of similarities there.

Edited May 18, 2022 by Sun-Bun
As mentioned, I wanted to share the conclusion of this riveting LaLa tome.

[farmgal4]

On 5/17/2022 at 1:18 PM, Sun-Bun said:

Out of sheer boredom/self-loathing, I saw “Give Them LaLa” available at my local library’s audio books section and downloaded it.

As expected, LaLa’s “writing”/narration skills leave A LOT to be desired and I’ve never heard *anyone* use the term “ho” so much in an audiobook before in my life, but the one remotely fascinating part of this mess was listening to her discuss her introduction to the cast. Scheana, Stassi, Kristen and Katie were all bitchy to her in the beginning, but she got along well with the guys and Arianna.

I haven’t gotten to the part where she meets “her soulmate” Randall yet((this was all sadly written before their split, of course)), so I’m vaguely intrigued about how she’ll explain her romance with a gross fat married man. 
 

Edited to add:

-So I skipped through the rest of this sad book after her endlessly breathless odes to her “ride or die” Randall. Apparently he lured her in after seeing her one night at SUR and promising her an audition for one of his production company’s crappy movies before showering her not only with the lead role, but tons of pricy gifts and getaways. So as expected, it’s the typical LA sugar baby transactional love story: the lady just protests a bit too much that it wasn’t “just about” the gifts and glamorous lifestyle, of course. 

-LaLa proudly slept with many folks during her LA “ho phase,” including some celebs/celeb-adjacent folks, usually while drunk and/or high.

-She had an abortion just before she went to LA. She also mentioned a modeling agent who tried to sexually assault her when she was just 14.

-She claims she was bullied as a teen because other girls in her hometown thought she was a whore, just like they did in the beginning of VR. She also came from an upper middle-class family who didn’t believe in Mormonism. 

Pretty stupid book overall, just as I expected. I still can’t decide which autobiography is worse: her or Erika Jayne’s. Probably LaLa’s because at least Erika had some juicy industry/early waitressing stories. Although they're both gold-digging wannabe actresses who speak of themselves in third person and boast of these self-appointed alter-egos, so there’s a lot of similarities there.

Thanks for the mini-review!  Now you must tell us this:  Which celebs did Lala screw??

[Gharlane]

On 5/17/2022 at 2:18 PM, Sun-Bun said:

As expected, LaLa’s “writing”/narration skills leave A LOT to be desired and I’ve never heard *anyone* use the term “ho” so much in an audiobook before in my life, but the one remotely fascinating part of this mess was listening to her discuss her introduction to the cast. Scheana, Stassi, Kristen and Katie were all bitchy to her in the beginning, but she got along well with the guys and Arianna.

Isn't it SOP at the Vanderbucks' businesses for the staff, at least the female ones, to be mean to the newest girl? 🤔

[Sun-Bun]

On 5/18/2022 at 2:11 PM, farmgal4 said:

Thanks for the mini-review!  Now you must tell us this:  Which celebs did Lala screw??

I wanted to know the same thing! She claimed to have slept with some celebs yet she refused to even mention which ones; what a waste!!

Speaking of a waste, I also read Stassi’s first “book” recently courtesy of my random local public library visits. Similarly fluffy and unsatisfying, only with extra filler like quizzes about ones own “inner basic.” Just blows my mind still that any random idiot can get cast on a reality show and somehow end up on best-seller book lists. 

[Carolina Girl]

On 5/17/2022 at 11:18 AM, Sun-Bun said:

She claims she was bullied as a teen because other girls in her hometown thought she was a whore, just like they did in the beginning of VR.

I imagine her hometown came by that impression honestly and lest we forget when she first started at SUR she took off for a weekend in Italy for a so-called "modeling shoot."  Which NO ONE believed.  Including Lisa.  

[AnnieBananie]

New information about Randall has come out that's.... pretty gross.

[Gharlane]

48 minutes ago, AnnieBananie said:

New information about Randall has come out that's.... pretty gross.

Wow, what a scumbag!

Not that we didn't already know...

[Mindthinkr]

Emmett taking advantage of an ill Bruce Willis is very low indeed. 

[Marley]

None of that stuff surprises me about Randall. I always thought he was a garbage scumbag. I bet a lot of the VPR cast knew too that he was trash but they wanted those PJ trips and perks loser Randall was giving them. 

[Sun-Bun]

On 7/1/2022 at 4:40 PM, Marley said:

None of that stuff surprises me about Randall. I always thought he was a garbage scumbag. I bet a lot of the VPR cast knew too that he was trash but they wanted those PJ trips and perks loser Randall was giving them. 

I’m willing to bet that half the cast had gotten wind of Randall’s identity early on and were all similarly disgusted that she actually fell for his smarmy charms. 
On one of the Hollywood film/industry gossip Reddit’s I follow, there was a whole recent thread about Randall and how he was known as one of the more infamous LA film biz pariahs who preyed upon desperate/up-and-coming young actresses and tried the exact same usual sugar baby-hunting techniques on them as he did on LaLa.
It’s just that Lauren from Utah was apparently too dumb/full of herself to know any better and actually thought she was that special and unique flower who had somehow miraculously changed “her man” Randall’s wicked ways. 

I’d say that once a dude with two kids lies to you about being separated from his first wife, that in itself proves that he’s not worthwhile life partner/co-parent material.

Normally I’d feel bad for a woman in LaLa’s shoes, but her smugness toward Raquel and other women on the show she deemed “beneath” her when she thought she’d finally bagged her millionaire housewife lifestyle makes that null and void in my book.

I can’t really blame the rest of the cast for eventually warming up to the idea of them being an actual couple considering they got to enjoy those random perks on his dime((PJ trips, special dinners, exclusive parties/invites, etc.)). They’re ALL users at heart, after all; it still amuses me how the biggest user of that whole bunch happened to have latched the hardest onto Randall’s friendship((bless Jax’s pathetic heart)).

[princelina]

On 7/3/2022 at 2:32 PM, Sun-Bun said:

It’s just that Lauren from Utah was apparently too dumb/full of herself to know any better and actually thought she was that special and unique flower who had somehow miraculously changed “her man” Randall’s wicked ways. 

I’d say that once a dude with two kids lies to you about being separated from his first wife, that in itself proves that he’s not worthwhile life partner/co-parent material.

Normally I’d feel bad for a woman in LaLa’s shoes, but her smugness toward Raquel and other women on the show she deemed “beneath” her when she thought she’d finally bagged her millionaire housewife lifestyle makes that null and void in my book.

"Lala" herself told us that he gave her PJs for BJs, and that he took her Gucci slides away for some infraction.  Too bad, so sad . . . yawn.

[farmgal4]

Lala was headline news in the entertainment section of the Daily Mail this morning.  She and Scheana are both wearing bikinis.  Lala is showing off her new bolt-on boobs, that look horrible.  Scheana is showing off her under-boobs, which are nothing more than two flat pieces of skin.  Scheana’s boobs were huge, really HUGE, when she was pregnant/nursing, but now she’s almost as flat as a board.  Why is there that much of a difference?  Did she have implants removed?