Leon Brown: So Here's Me

[deirdra]

The only thing in focus in her latest coffee photo is her bloated belly.  I hope she is not pregnant.

[Kyanight]

13 minutes ago, deirdra said:

The only thing in focus in her latest coffee photo is her bloated belly.  I hope she is not pregnant.

You know what I thought the coffee was?  A tub of coffee ice cream with a big scoop missing!  My second guess was a tub of leftover bacon lard.

[Kyanight]

Psssst.......Wanna see my coffee?

[Teafortwo]

I don't care how woke she is, I just wish she'd go back to sleep!! Please

[Sofa Sloth]

2 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

Sofa, I'd rather see Snowflake get another hosing!

I’d be happy to oblige you! 😘 
 

[Absolom]

The hosing is so much better than Mariah's almost navel gazing.  She's nearly completely useless isn't she?

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, Sofa Sloth said:

I’d be happy to oblige you! 😘 
 

Now that's a good picture!  Thank you Sofa.

[deirdra]

Mariah should take note - the hose spray works better than a skinny filter.

I was on a flight last weekend and watched a documentary on Dorothea Lange (the American documentary photographer and photojournalist, best known for her Depression-era work for the Farm Security Administration).  I wonder if Mariah saw it on her flight?  B&W photography with a social work/justice bent, but without actually having to interact with humans, except through the viewfinder - the perfect dream for Mariah.  

Edited January 23, 2020 by deirdra

[ginger90]

[Kohola3]

Grad school is just reading and thinking and talking?  Seriously?  I'll have to think about that the next time I meet a Master's candidate.  Who knew it was so easy? I could have lots and lots of Master's degrees by now.  I do all three of those things every single day.  

And how much does this program cost?

[DaphneCat]

2 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

Grad school is just reading and thinking and talking?  Seriously?  I'll have to think about that the next time I meet a Master's candidate.  Who knew it was so easy? I could have lots and lots of Master's degrees by now.  I do all three of those things every single day.  

And how much does this program cost?

Apparently, I hallucinated all those papers, presentations and exams.

[deirdra]

54 minutes ago, DaphneCat said:

Apparently, I hallucinated all those papers, presentations and exams.

As a grad student in science, I also had to teach labs and curate equipment to pay for my studio apartment, write grant proposals to support my field research and mainframe computer time, and make sure I was on track to earn a living in the real world.

[Broken Ox]

Mine included a course on statistics.  We didn’t sit around musing about the numbers and the reading was dry. As an English major, it did require a lot of thinking on my part, though. 

Re: the homeless cat burglar photo — “blessing us with manic”?

[ginger90]

56 minutes ago, Broken Ox said:

Re: the homeless cat burglar photo — “blessing us with manic”?

It’s a song. In Mariah’s mind, everyone is supposed to know what she’s posting about. 

[ginger90]

 

[Kohola3]

audgy-podgy punkin pie.   I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

These two won't last. They have the maturity level of 5th graders and that's being generous.  

 

[xwordfanatik]

8 hours ago, deirdra said:

As a grad student in science, I also had to teach labs and curate equipment to pay for my studio apartment, write grant proposals to support my field research and mainframe computer time, and make sure I was on track to earn a living in the real world.

Our dear snowflake will never have that worry.  Mother Meri will support her lazy ass until she dies.  Just think!  Mariah will inherit the B & B, and any remaining LuLaCrap that even Miss Famous can't unload.  What a dill!

[DakotaJustice]

So are they wearing black now to copy the 1960's spy shows or just to look smaller? 

[Kohola3]

1 minute ago, DakotaJustice said:

So are they wearing black now to copy the 1960's spy shows or just to look smaller? 

Not very rainbow of them, is it.  Or maybe black is the new woke.

[ginger90]

[DakotaJustice]

8 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

audgy-podgy punkin pie.   I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

These two won't last. They have the maturity level of 5th graders and that's being generous.  

 

I'm sending everyone a round of Dramamine. Or Maalox. 

[xwordfanatik]

Poochy belly, once again.  Why does Mariah insist on showcasing that?  

I can't eat undercooked eggs, and that one looks like it needs more cooking.  The yolk doesn't look firm.

[Joan of Argh]

What's all the white stuff sprinkled over the egg and plate? 

Is it just bits of egg white scraped out of the pan or maybe feta cheese?

[Sandy W]

What does "inspo" mean?  Is that Mariahspeak for inspiration?  If it was modeled after a @sanorlou dish, I'm sure they are shaking their heads, saying you got it wrong, Mariah.

Also what letters are obliterated by her torso in the top left corner?  Show day things?  Slow day things?  Shrew day things?  Always an enigma, that Mariah🤷‍♀️

[Phoebe70]

I thought black was supposed to be slimming. 

[Kohola3]

1. Throw random food on a plate.
2. Hover phone camera over top.  Ignore anything else that detracts from the conglomeration including dirty carpeting, protruding abdomen, toes, shoes, etc.
3. Label it with some sort of gibberish.
4. Publish to SM.
5. List one of your myriad of "occupations" as photographer.

Edited January 24, 2020 by Kohola3

[deirdra]

1 hour ago, Joan of Argh said:

What's all the white stuff sprinkled over the egg and plate? 

Is it just bits of egg white scraped out of the pan or maybe feta cheese?

probably undercooked egg white spatter from when she slopped it on the plate … ick

Edited January 24, 2020 by deirdra

[DaphneCat]

6 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

1. Throw random food on a plate.
2. Hover phone camera over top.  Ignore anything else that detracts from the conglomeration including dirty carpeting, protruding abdomen, toes, shoes, etc.
3. Label it with some sort of gibberish.
4. Publish to SM.
5. List one of your myriad of "occupations" as photographer.

I'm sure Mariah didn't even think about the fact that it is January in Chicago and she's walking around with bare feet.  How damn hot do they keep their apartment?  A lot of apartments do NOT include utilities and the bill to heat a place that hot must be enormous (not to mention how terrible her carbon footprint must be.)  I have multiple thermostats, most on timers, and unless we have the wood stove cranked up, the only room you would be comfortable in barefoot is the master bathroom for approximately 1 hour in the morning and 1 hour in the evening (Mr. Cat and I shower at different times.)  I couldn't imagine heating my house hot enough to be able to walk around barefoot in the winter.

[TurtlePower]

13 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

1. Throw random food on a plate.
2. Hover phone camera over top.  Ignore anything else that detracts from the conglomeration including dirty carpeting, protruding abdomen, toes, shoes, etc.
3. Label it with some sort of gibberish.
4. Publish to SM.
5. List one of your myriad of "occupations" as photographer.

😂 haha yup. The protruding abdomen gets me every time. 

[Sofa Sloth]

14 hours ago, DaphneCat said:

I'm sure Mariah didn't even think about the fact that it is January in Chicago and she's walking around with bare feet.  How damn hot do they keep their apartment?  A lot of apartments do NOT include utilities and the bill to heat a place that hot must be enormous (not to mention how terrible her carbon footprint must be.)  I have multiple thermostats, most on timers, and unless we have the wood stove cranked up, the only room you would be comfortable in barefoot is the master bathroom for approximately 1 hour in the morning and 1 hour in the evening (Mr. Cat and I shower at different times.)  I couldn't imagine heating my house hot enough to be able to walk around barefoot in the winter.

It’s ok, doting mother Meri will go hawk some more leggings and take care of that heating bill. Mariah basically uses her as a walking wallet to be bled dry, not a loved mother figure with feelings from what we’ve seen, likewise Meri is so overindulgent and enthralled by her one golden baby, she’d give anything requested.

How Mariah sees Meri 👆🏼

How Meri sees Mariah 👇🏼

There’s obviously nothing monetary in it for Mariah to conserve energy or care for the environment, so Mariah isn’t even aware, as long as her bare feet are warm, she’s good. Unless someone is going to pay her to do a sponsored post on Instagram about a cause, then it probably doesn’t even exist to her. 

[xwordfanatik]

So true!  I think they have a toxic relationship, but since Meri will do/pay anything Snowflake wants, Mariah will take advantage of that.  

A child is not meant to be a built-in emotional support person for a parent.  Yet Meri used Mariah in that way, and she's paying the price.  FFS, taking her to meet her "imaginary lover" was so, so stupid.

[Kyanight]

3 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

So true!  I think they have a toxic relationship, but since Meri will do/pay anything Snowflake wants, Mariah will take advantage of that.  

A child is not meant to be a built-in emotional support person for a parent.  Yet Meri used Mariah in that way, and she's paying the price.  FFS, taking her to meet her "imaginary lover" was so, so stupid.

Yes!  And so gross.

[Meowwww]

On 1/23/2020 at 5:55 PM, Kohola3 said:

1. Throw random food on a plate.
2. Hover phone camera over top.  Ignore anything else that detracts from the conglomeration including dirty carpeting, protruding abdomen, toes, shoes, etc.
3. Label it with some sort of gibberish.
4. Publish to SM.
5. List one of your myriad of "occupations" as photographer.

You forgot to mention the camel toe.  Puke.  

[deirdra]

8 hours ago, Meowwww said:

You forgot to mention the camel toe.  Puke.  

And aiming your twat at the camera while wearing see-through leggings

[Natalie68]

On 1/22/2020 at 11:55 AM, Sofa Sloth said:

Recent posts showcasing Mariah’s ‘photography’ talent. The coffee one is especially amazing in both content and composition and could definitely not be taken on any old generic phone by just anyone! Give the girl an exhibition 😂👌🏼

Just what we all wanted.  A photo of her apron.

[Joan of Argh]

[laurakaye]

Reading for school?  My gosh.  Like, who does that?  Fascinating content, Mariah!  Keep up the good work!

 

🙄

[xwordfanatik]

Vapid is as vapid does (as Forrest Gump might say about Snowflake.)

She's like a pesky fly one swats at, and can never hit the damn thing.

[Galloway Cave]

The title is cut off, so it looks like "Poop Economy". And I thought it was exactly the kind of book she would read....

[Kohola3]

4 hours ago, laurakaye said:

Reading for school?  My gosh.  Like, who does that?  Fascinating content, Mariah!  Keep up the good work!

Well, she said that all she needs to do for her degree is read so....

[deirdra]

1 hour ago, Galloway Cave said:

The title is cut off, so it looks like "Poop Economy". And I thought it was exactly the kind of book she would read....

Me too, LOL.  Why do all of her book props look brand new and untouched? When I was in university & grad school, I always looked for used books and paperbacks before spending my lunch money on a pristine hardback (I could afford lunch or hardbacks, not both).  Most colleges and universities have used bookstores where you can sell back the books you no longer need at the end of term and buy used books for the next term. We'd often check out nearby schools' used bookstores too for textbooks, and now students can easily buy used books via Amazon. 

She skipped the first week of term to attend Meri's 49th birthday party and spends all of her time in coffeeshops & brunch spots, so she is not what I would call a dedicated grad student.

Edited January 27, 2020 by deirdra

[xwordfanatik]

12 minutes ago, deirdra said:

Me too, LOL.  Why do all of her book props look brand new and untouched? When I was in university & grad school, I always looked for used books and paperbacks before spending my lunch money on a pristine hardback (I could afford lunch or hardbacks, not both).  Most colleges and universities have used bookstores where you can sell back the books you no longer need at the end of term and buy used books for the next term. We'd often check out nearby schools' used bookstores too for textbooks, and now students can easily buy used books via Amazon. 

Meri probably tells Snowflake that she's much too good for used anything.  Even Kootie was new when Meri married him!  😛

[Kyanight]

37 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Meri probably tells Snowflake that she's much too good for used anything.  Even Kootie was new when Meri married him!  😛

His dick is QUITE used by other women, now.  I wonder if there was some kind of ceremony that Robyn forced Kody through to make HIM a virgin again?

[ginger90]

 

[Joan of Argh]

5 hours ago, Kyanight said:

His dick is QUITE used by other women, now.  I wonder if there was some kind of ceremony that Robyn forced Kody through to make HIM a virgin again?

a ceremony followed by a good long sit on Meri's homemade twat steamer 😁

 

2 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

😂🤣😂

[Joan of Argh]

Her eggs are going braless too....

 

[xwordfanatik]

18 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

So saggy tits are the newest woke thingk?  OK, Snowflake.

What a sorry excuse for a graduate student.  Aren't you proud, Meri?

[ginger90]

I’m thinking she wasn’t sure how to spell potatoes.

[DakotaJustice]

48 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

MY EYES!!! Cannot unsee!!

Oh and Mariah, tell that to large breasted women who have back issues. 

Or people like ME who actually do high impact cardio activities. 

[Joan of Argh]

I wonder what she'd think if Meri started stomping around braless..  😖

Meri seems to think Mariah walks on water.... maybe she'll toss her bra and join the movement.