Leon Brown: So Here's Me

[laurakaye]

I don't know why Mariah and Janelle have not yet teamed up and produced a yoga video series, since they're both sooooo into yoga and fitness and what not, and apparently neither of them has anything better to do.

Edited December 12, 2018 by laurakaye

[TurtlePower]

2 hours ago, laurakaye said:

I don't know why Mariah and Janelle have not yet teamed up and produced a yoga video series, since they're both sooooo into yoga and fitness and what not, and apparently neither of them has anything better to do.

Yet, neither of them appear "fit" for their efforts. Perfect Brown business idea! 

[neh]

Producing a yoga video would be just too, too, too much work for those two Browns......bless their hearts.

[ginger90]

 

mariahbrwn #everydaywellness#wellnessblogger #chicagowellness#chicagoblogger #chicagoland#progression

See the sign behind you, Mariah?

[Kohola3]

Deep.  Isn't she incredibly deep?  A deep thinker?  Looking inward?  An inward deep thinker?

Give it a rest already.  You're not Gandhi.  You're a spoiled brat pretending to be smart and contemplative.  Leave it to someone with real intelligence, you hack.

[Sasha888]

12 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

See the sign behind you, Mariah?

LOL! Good one!

[xwordfanatik]

And again, nothing about studying, taking tests, her progress on her graduate degree.  So has mom sold her life away on crappy clothes so you can espouse this crap endlessly?  Not that I fill badly that mom is supposedly traveling the world selling clothes that thrift stores are full of for cheap, at least from what I read.

Oh yeah, deep thoughts to keep the followers full of wonder for her awesomeness.  Bleh.

[deirdra]

You're right, Mariah, you are not growing or progressing, and if you are not studying you will soon flunk out of grad school.  So STFU and get back to work.

[ChristmasJones]

These "deep thoughts" are meant to be written in diaries. The diaries are meant to be stored in the back of a closet. Eventually they get boxed up and put in storage. And then eventually, someday they will be read, but only by the writer, and appreciated for what they were, which was not "deep thoughts."

[Pickleinthemiddle]

15 hours ago, laurakaye said:

I don't know why Mariah and Janelle have not yet teamed up and produced a yoga video series, since they're both sooooo into yoga and fitness and what not, and apparently neither of them has anything better to do.

Yoga classes aren't cheap, even online a good instructor charges at least $20 a month.  And Soulcycle is roughly $35-40 per session.  Selling LuLaNo must pay well.

[Kohola3]

Maybe the next scam that Princess comes up with will be writing fake "letters of need" for a stiff fee now that the airlines are clamping down on this fake ESA crap. Provided she gets out of her coffee shop and into class to get a degree.

[laurakaye]

13 hours ago, ginger90 said:

 

mariahbrwn #everydaywellness#wellnessblogger #chicagowellness#chicagoblogger #chicagoland#progression

See the sign behind you, Mariah?

Shhh...everyone - can't you see that Mariah is thinking??  Behold the thinker's pose!  She's got her eyes cast downward, contemplating the sidewalk upon which she treads towards her uncertain future and thinking about where she will get her next serious cup of coffee, and also where she put her emotional support dog.  The hand in the hair signifies the momentousness of this occasion of the serious thinks.  The black shirt tells us that she's serious, but the flannel shows us that she can also be hip while thinking seriously.  And the STOP sign behind her is indicative of the fact that we, too, must also STOP and think about what Mariah is thinking about.  Think about that!

[Absolom]

Deep she is not.  That girl is as shallow as a puddle.  Although seeing her attempts at projecting an image are amusing.

[bichonblitz]

4 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

hhh...everyone - can't you see that Mariah is thinking??  Behold the thinker's pose!  She's got her eyes cast downward, contemplating the sidewalk upon which she treads towards her uncertain future and thinking about where she will get her next serious cup of coffee, and also where she put her emotional support dog.  The hand in the hair signifies the momentousness of this occasion of the serious thinks.  The black shirt tells us that she's serious, but the flannel shows us that she can also be hip while thinking seriously.  And the STOP sign behind her is indicative of the fact that we, too, must also STOP and think about what Mariah is thinking about.  Think about that!

Perfection! I think this is exactly what she is trying to portray!

[Kohola3]

Can't you just imagine the directions from Audge? 

"Now look serious!  Now look happy!  Look up, look down. smile, frown! Open the shirt!  Hand on your chin, your hair, your coffee cup!  Beautiful, perfect, gorgeous!"

Gag.

[laurakaye]

2 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

Can't you just imagine the directions from Audge? 

"Now look serious!  Now look happy!  Look up, look down. smile, frown! Open the shirt!  Hand on your chin, your hair, your coffee cup!  Beautiful, perfect, gorgeous!"

Gag.

So when Audge joined up with Snowflake, I wonder if she knew she'd end up having to follow her all over Chicago, constantly on the lookout for that next deep photo?  Don't these two have homework or something?  

And I tend to think the other way around, with Mariah demanding shot after shot from Audge, all the while deeming the photos not deep enough, or artsy, or whatever stupid mood it is she's trying to capture.

Edited December 13, 2018 by laurakaye

[Kohola3]

2 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

Don't these two have homework or something?  

You'd certainly think Princess would.  She's supposed to be in school, after all.  We never hear a word about anything scholarly at all.

As far as girlfriend, isn't there some question as to what she is or does?  Just a hanger-on to the TLC gravy train?

[Sandy W]

3 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

You'd certainly think Princess would.  She's supposed to be in school, after all.  We never hear a word about anything scholarly at all.

As far as girlfriend, isn't there some question as to what she is or does?  Just a hanger-on to the TLC gravy train?

Audge apparently is a Lulano retailer and perhaps she is expected to be the breadwinner and support their lifestyle.  More than likely, Meri is so anxious to maintain the tenuous ties that she has with Mariah, that she is willing to support Audge as well as Mariah and their Emotional Support Animals.

[deirdra]

3 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

You'd certainly think Princess would.  She's supposed to be in school, after all.  We never hear a word about anything scholarly at all.

She did have one artsy shot of her reading glasses next to her laptop and French press.  That is supposed to represent "studying" and enough to last you for the whole term.

[Sasha888]

I always thought Mariah was a brat, but chalked it up to her age and thought eh...a lot of kids are not a joy as teenagers. But she's not a teenager anymore, and it's becoming clear that she's about as likable as her mother.

My 18 yr old niece is so much more mature than Mariah and Audrey, it's unreal.

[Pickleinthemiddle]

12 hours ago, laurakaye said:

all the while deeming the photos not deep enough, or artsy, or whatever stupid mood it is she's trying to capture.

She is just not very photogenic.  I'm the same way, I just don't look good in photographs.  Even professional ones.  So I don't attempt the deep, artsy poses.

[Sasha888]

On 12/11/2018 at 8:26 AM, aimlessbird said:

Manwhile, she was all pissed of when her Mother went searching for what her soul needed.

Manwhile....what Meri was searching for...simply a typo, or most brilliant observation ever and I just missed it the first time I read your post? Hmmm...

[aimlessbird]

13 hours ago, Sasha888 said:

Manwhile....what Meri was searching for...simply a typo, or most brilliant observation ever and I just missed it the first time I read your post? Hmmm...

It was just a typo.  But now that you mention it......it does seem fitting.  LOL

[ginger90]

Hmmmm.....if she’s like her mothers, she didn’t do any research.

 

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mariahbrwn #chicagoblogger#wellnessblogger #chicagowellness#everydaywellness #wellnessjourney#lifewell #chicagoland #chitown#chicagowellnesscollective #nutracanna

[Kohola3]

Hemp is a plant, you nitwit. Of course it's "vegan".  Next thing she'll post is that it's gluten free.

#iwilladvertiseanythingforabuck #idontevenbothertoreadwhatiblatheronabouttoseeifitsoundsstupid

Here's a news flash, Princess, it sounds stupid.

[ginger90]

10 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

Hemp is a plant, you nitwit. Of course it's "vegan".  Next thing she'll post is that it's gluten free.

#iwilladvertiseanythingforabuck #idontevenbothertoreadwhatiblatheronabouttoseeifitsoundsstupid

Here's a news flash, Princess, it sounds stupid.

It also sounds like Janelle could have written it.

[LilWharveyGal]

If a tree falls in the forest and Mariah did not shill for it, does it make a sound?

[xwordfanatik]

Mariah must fill like she has to shill to chill.  Poor baby!  

What a dipshit.

[neh]

I do not understand why this young woman has gone into a funk. All fall her Instagrams were cheerfully about coffee, food, exercise, Audge and how great Chicago is.  Either Mariah has seasonal depression OR she is setting up a case that she needs to take her dog on board her next flight for emotional support. Ugh!

[Kohola3]

Didn't Princess #chitown check the local weather before moving there?  Millions of Chicagoans manage to live through winter without resorting to drugs.  Get over yourself,  you are way too young for that kind of crap.  Talk to me when you've done 50 more long, cold winters.

Edited December 15, 2018 by Kohola3

[aimlessbird]

1 hour ago, Kohola3 said:

Didn't Princess #chitown check the local weather before moving there?  Millions of Chicaogoans manage to live through winter without resorting to drugs.  Get over yourself,  you are way too young for that kind of crap.  Talk to me when you've done 50 more long, cold winters.

I don't understand why a 20 something healthy snowflake would have physical pain.   Chicago is known for its winters.  The cold winds blowing off the lake are legendary. #schoolsmartbutnotlifesmart #Waituntilshesinher60s

[ginger90]

Audrey commented on the post:

 

Oh my gosh this stuff is honestly INCREDIBLE. The soothing cream is LIFE SAVING

 

A reply of Mariah’s:

 

 

mariahbrwn @candeezarahrue it is seriously such an incredible brand! Like genuine, quality ingredients. Let me know how you like it! It’s been a lifesaver for me, seriously

[Broken Ox]

So, not genuine, quality ingredients, just similar to? Pass.

[Kohola3]

Chemotherapy is life saving,   Antibiotics are life saving.  Blood transfusions are life saving.  Some overpriced goop is not.  Grow up, you sheltered snowflake idiots.

[toodles]

1 hour ago, Broken Ox said:

So, not genuine, quality ingredients, just similar to? Pass.

I was going to say the same thing.  All the "like" talk drives me crazy.  Stop with the Valley Girl slang and speak like a grownup.

[Fosca]

I don't think she has any pain to soothe; I think she's just quoting the marketing.  No need to actually use the stuff if you do that.

And the last time I priced CBD stuff, it was damn expensive.  How she affords that as well as living in Chicago while a grad student boggles my mind.

I mean, I know she's not paying for it, but still.

Edited December 15, 2018 by Fosca

[deirdra]

Delta and other airlines are now banning animals on long flights due to an 84% increase in disruptions because of people like Mariah & Audge.  CBD oil will have to sooth them during flights, or, since she doesn't seem to go to classes, they can drive home for Christmas.

[Mindthinkr]

5 minutes ago, Fosca said:

And the last time I priced CBD stuff, it was damn expensive

My MD mentioned it. A 30 day supply was $96. The medication for the same thing was $7. I think CBD is a current fad although I know someone with Multiple Myeloma who swears by it.  

[Fosca]

4 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

My MD mentioned it. A 30 day supply was $96. The medication for the same thing was $7. I think CBD is a current fad although I know someone with Multiple Myeloma who swears by it.  

  I might suggest it for my mom, for whom anti-depressants don't seem to work, but I love my generic Lexapro.  Love it.  And it's also about $7 a month.

[ginger90]

This statement of Mariah’s regarding THC, is not true. She really is an ignorant one.

 

mariahbrwn

@abbyarf there is no THC in CBD (they can be found together but are completely different things). I can’t recommend about your pain meds since I’m not a medical professional but I’ve heard stories of people with chronic pain finding lots of relief from CBD. I believe it can help with withdrawals. I would check out

[tabloidlover]

Wow... what an ignorant and reckless  statement to make.  She needs to take several seats and stfu

[Sasha888]

45 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

This statement of Mariah’s regarding THC, is not true. She really is an ignorant one.

 

mariahbrwn

@abbyarf there is no THC in CBD (they can be found together but are completely different things). I can’t recommend about your pain meds since I’m not a medical professional but I’ve heard stories of people with chronic pain finding lots of relief from CBD. I believe it can help with withdrawals. I would check out

(Bolding is mine) This kind of thing pisses me off. I have a chronic pain disorder and my doctor has never recommended this. 

You've "heard stories", Mariah? Well then it must be true, that sounds like a reliable source of info. She's heard stories!

A few years ago I had a boyfriend who hounded me incessantly about Plexus, this shake that he thought would cure his diabetes, and my chronic pain disorder. I told him many times, no pyramid scheme shake cures diabetes, fibromyalgia, migraines, etc. "But look at this testimonial they emailed me!" Yeah, this person is trying to SELL IT!!! A person who wants to make a sale is going to tell you it's great for everything, duh! I asked him politely to stop bothering me about this crap, I told him I'm under the care of a good doctor, until I hear from him that a miracle cure has been found, I will not believe it, so stop pressuring me. He wouldn't quit. That shit was somewhere around $85 a month. I dumped his ass because I have a low tolerance for stupid (and the stupidity was not just on this issue, it was LOTS of issues!). I've since read that Plexus not only doesn't work, but causes some dangerous side effects.

So, no thank you, Mariah, unless I hear it from a doctor, I don't believe it.

My doc in the town I used to live in was great too, and he told me when I was diagnosed, there are going to be a lot of charlatans who will promise you they can relieve your pain. The only thing that will happen is you'll lose a lot of money, don't fall for it. Unless you hear it from a doctor, don't buy into the hype of the latest fad. 

Well meaning friends and relatives give me a lot of advice....after awhile it gets hard to stomach. One told me they'd heard dairy was the cure-all and I should drink more milk. Yes, milk is the answer! And yet somehow my doctor has never heard of that, what an idiot he must be!

I learned the "Thank you but I'm under the care of a good doctor" answer from a friend who has RA. She had a relative tell her she just needed to eat more Jello. How did the Mayo clinic miss that one????

[tabloidlover]

I will tell you that I tried CBD for pain relief due to a bad back while I was going through lots of tests.  Oral CBD did nothing, but I did sometimes get relief from the cream being massaged in.  However, it might have just been in my mind.  I’ve since been told they need to do yet another spinal surgery. 

Long way of saying that it may or may not work, but I sure as hell am not online giving medical advice about it.  It IS super expensive.   I had asked my dr about it before trying it and he said there is no way to know as it hasn’t been tested by FDA at all.   Just not enough valid/proven studies out there. 

[Kohola3]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

I’ve heard stories of people with chronic pain finding lots of relief from CBD.

Gosh, yes, I'm sure that you can find all kinds of testimonials from your go-to scientific sites like Twitter and Facebook.  "I've heard stories" indeed.  What kind of moron asks this Z list "celebrity"( with no medical background) for advice on pain management.

Give us some peer-reviewed studies and then we'll talk.  Otherwise, as has been strongly and repeatedly suggested, STFU.

[ginger90]

[ginger90]

I went back to see if she had more pearls of wisdom (I left out the person’s name)

 

______@mariahbrwn hey girl, I’m lookin into get the CBD oil. I’m curious what it feels like. I know pot makes me super paranoid. I’ve heard it’s nothing like it. Can you please describe exactly what it feels like , if anything. Or, do you just notice that life if happier and better without that pot feeling. Thanks

mariahbrwn

@______ hi! Yes, it’s completely different. It doesn’t get you high at all, since it’s not psychoactive meaning that it’s not going to change anything as far as how your brain feels, if that makes sense. I genuinely just feel calmer and like I have a more clear mind. I hope that makes sense and I answered what you were asking! Haha

 

 

 

This one one is a winner:

 

 

mariahbrwn honestly @nutracanna ‘s doesn’t taste like anything to me! It’s technically peppermint flavored but I could only barely taste that. Just put the dropper at the back of my throat!

[MargeGunderson]

1 minute ago, ginger90 said:

I went back to see if she had more pearls of wisdom (I left out the person’s name)

 

______@mariahbrwn hey girl, I’m lookin into get the CBD oil. I’m curious what it feels like. I know pot makes me super paranoid. I’ve heard it’s nothing like it. Can you please describe exactly what it feels like , if anything. Or, do you just notice that life if happier and better without that pot feeling. Thanks

mariahbrwn

@______ hi! Yes, it’s completely different. It doesn’t get you high at all, since it’s not psychoactive meaning that it’s not going to change anything as far as how your brain feels, if that makes sense. I genuinely just feel calmer and like I have a more clear mind. I hope that makes sense and I answered what you were asking! Haha

So if it’s not going to change anything as far as your brain feels, how does it make you feel calmer and have a clearer mind, Mariah? 

[Sasha888]

What happened to the green stuff your Dad was shilling, Mariah? I thought that was the answer to good health.

Or whatever stuff Robyn was getting thru an IV in Vegas...the thing that "makes you feel like is ok again!" Was that not the answer, either?

What about Janelle's Strive advice? Molasses, millet, all of those "nutritional rock stars" she's always talking about?

Damn near every member of the family shills for some miracle product that is the answer. How much shit do I have to buy to be as "healthy" as this family?

[xwordfanatik]

I would not trust anything the Brown Clowns say will help this, cure that, fix whatever, look good, etc.  I especially would never take their word that anything they are trying to sell, will work.  As my cousin used to say (we're old) the Browns are as full of shit as a Christmas goose.  "Oh, but I read about it on the internet" is not proof of anything, so stop shilling, most especially with medical advice.  

[Kohola3]

13 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

 "Oh, but I read about it on the internet" is not proof of anything, so stop shilling, most especially with medical advice.  

Except her sycophants probably take her word as gospel since she's supposedly working on a masters in social work.  They are so stupid they don't know the difference.  And supposedly is the operative word since we've seen absolutely no evidence she's actually in school. 

Is there any audit of student loans to ensure the faker student is actually attending classes?  Or are our tax dollars being spent on coffee, avocado toast, and curative remedies?