Cherrio October 19, 2015 Share October 19, 2015 (edited) I honestly can't wait for Vicki Gunvalson to get taken down by Shannon Beador (see article here ) ! We all know that she helped Brooks Ayers lie about having cancer! Apparently by the end of the reunion she finally believed that brooks ayers was lying about having cancer ( see other article here ) but i dont buy that shit I think she knew all along! I will never believe that Vicki was duped. Maaaaybe, duped for a few minutes AFTER Swamps moved into her house, but that is it. She has known 95% of the time. She has lied and lied and then lied some more. A hundred different reasons can be listed as why she is not to be believed. If she is lucky, she will get a job cleaning toilets at Ondelay's , living in some cheap studio apt. Cause, she does not own any condo's in Mexico, they are timeshares. Bravo better be very careful, because I do not think anyone will stand for such a low life returning to the show. There are lines you do not cross. Edited October 19, 2015 by Cherrio 16 Link to comment
Scrambled Fog October 19, 2015 Share October 19, 2015 From what I have seen of the show, Babbling Brooks never used the word 'cure'. Definitely not at his gym birthday party. BTW, I think I would rather celebrate my birthday at Chucky Cheese than at cut fitness. If the ladies were concerned about Babblings' alcohol and sugar intake, then why did they ply him w/ sugar and alcohol in the form of cake and Sake? **Disclaimer** I have not seen all of the episodes. 4 Link to comment
Duke2801 October 19, 2015 Share October 19, 2015 Doesn't Meghan have bright pink hair in the commercials for the reunion? Or did I imagine that... She has the bright pink hair in a Bravo commercial (talking about Baby Spice) but no, not the reunion. Vicki didn't attend Brooks' doctor's appts. or chemotherapy sessions because: 1. She was WORKING; and 2. Frankly, she lost interest in Brooks' "cancer". She simply can't focus on anyone other than herself for very long. OR secret reason 3. There was NO chemo appointment to attend because he didn't have cancer. I'm really getting tired of the show within a show. People will post about what was shown and then someone else will correct them with tweets or fb post about what went on behind the scenes. People bitch about behavior unbecoming of a baptism and other posters will point out it wasn't only a baptism it was the season finale. The show has now been divided into a metaphor of high school : the cool kids who know all of the off season gossip and the poor schleps who think everything they see each week and earnestly try to figure out what is going on. I know The powers that be at .bravo encourage this but I think it's destroying the franchise . Ok now if someone would help me off this soapbox I would appreciate it, it's higher than I thought. I'm confused what the baptism vs. season finale has to do with those who follow social media vs. those who don't. I mean... anybody who watches the show can see it was the season finale? Or am I missing something? Personally, I've always been skeptical of what I'm shown on reality TV shows - back to the Real World/Road Rules days - so I love that there are outlets now (social media, etc) that give us viewers more insight into what was really going on when a certain scene was filmed. 5 Link to comment
goofygirl October 19, 2015 Share October 19, 2015 Yep, been waiting all day for the shitfest. Already have the wine in the refrigerator! WOOHOO! 6 Link to comment
Lyra Angelica October 19, 2015 Share October 19, 2015 I think Meghan looks much prettier as a brunette. Her hair looks healthy and shiny now. As far as the boobs go, I thought she looked better before the implants. The new implants look too large for her frame to me. She looks like she could topple over from being top heavy. Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down because they have a lower center of gravity. Meghan, not so much. 6 Link to comment
Scrambled Fog October 19, 2015 Share October 19, 2015 (edited) I'm putting on my most garish, bedazzled, Meghan PI headband/wrap to summon Meghan's keen powers of perception, so I can figure out who is lying the least during the reunion. There is some very stiff competition. I have my work cut out for me. I may need backup from my Magic 8-Ball. ETA What am I saying? I don't want to become a stalker. I'll stick w/ my trusty Magic 8-Ball. It is way more accurate than Meghan PI anyway. Garish, bedazzled headband/wrap - Be Gone! ---- Edited October 20, 2015 by Scrambled Fog 8 Link to comment
talula October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 I'm putting on my most garish, bedazzled, Meghan PI headband/wrap to summon Meghan's keen powers of perception, so I can figure out who is lying the least during the reunion. There is some very stiff competition. I have my work cut out for me. I may need backup from my Magic 8-Ball. No doubt Meghan's PI skills are needed to get to the bottom of this shitfest. Andy says there's a revelation from Tamrat and Vicki during the reunion...there better be surprises! 2 Link to comment
Scrambled Fog October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 She looks like she could topple over from being top heavy. Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down because they have a lower center of gravity. Meghan, not so much. Tiimmmberrr! 2 Link to comment
zoeysmom October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 She has the bright pink hair in a Bravo commercial (talking about Baby Spice) but no, not the reunion. OR secret reason 3. There was NO chemo appointment to attend because he didn't have cancer. I'm confused what the baptism vs. season finale has to do with those who follow social media vs. those who don't. I mean... anybody who watches the show can see it was the season finale? Or am I missing something? Personally, I've always been skeptical of what I'm shown on reality TV shows - back to the Real World/Road Rules days - so I love that there are outlets now (social media, etc) that give us viewers more insight into what was really going on when a certain scene was filmed. That was on me. I felt as if they had the ceremony the baptism, and then they had a party and used the sanctity of a baptism to call others out on each other's behavior of saying something at a baptism. I just felt, and I understand, what the poster was saying, it wasn't just a baptism. it was a baptism with an after party that seemed larger than the ceremony. Prior to the service you had Vicki claiming she did not want to be a part of the after party. I mean why the hell are Vicki's brother, his girlfriend, the dress designer attending Tamra's baptism? Tamra's three children weren't even there. I don't think anyone should feel excluded if outside sources are brought in and I don't think is the intention of most posters bringing in outside links to exclude. If it were just about what we saw there would be no need for a Reunion. 3 Link to comment
mbaywife123 October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Three minutes and counting! Cocktail (#1) poured, cheese platter, chip and dip ready! Let's do this!!! 7 Link to comment
JAYJAY1979 October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Remember the good old days when the reunions were kind of fun (i.e season 1 through season 3)? Like all things in life, the longer a show is on.. the more stale and toxic it becomes. The only one of the current housewives I could see fitting into the earlier version would be Shannon.. and maybe even Lizzie. http://www.chicagonow.com/confessions-coffeeholic/2015/07/real-housewives-hazardous-to-health/ 6 Link to comment
Scrambled Fog October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Awww man! Is the reunion gonna be one big Vicki pile on? Did Meghan make the unilateral decision to put Haley on birth control? Link to comment
yourmomiseasy October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Your wish is about to come true- http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20585473,00.html Film clip of the relevant portion. I may be wrong but I think I heard Tamra say she had a cancer on her cervix. Brooks claims he and Vicki went to a reality TV couples counselor beginning in March. Shannon and Vicki's last lunch was April 15th. Will Vicki blame the counselor? http://allthingsrh.com/brooks-ayers-talks-breakup-with-vicki-gunvalson-says-briana-has-daddy-issues/ Holy shit. I cannot believe a reality TV couples counselor is a real thing. What has this world become. I can't say much though because I'm obviously part of the problem by watching this dreck. 3 Link to comment
AnnA October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Awww man! Is the reunion gonna be one big Vicki pile on? I wish it was. Tonight is so boring...... 9 Link to comment
Ubiquitous October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Shut up, Meghan! I was bored, as I expected after hearing they were making this into a three-parter, but I didn't believe Tamra's tearless sob story for one second. 7 Link to comment
Thick McRunFast October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 That was a cute story Vicki told about her mom. And by "cute" I mean "kind of scary but yet not at all surprising because that family is nuts". If it was my mother keying motorcyles and hiding from cops in bathroom stalls I might not be so quick to share that story. 23 Link to comment
mjstrick October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 He wanted to show you his dick. What to the what? Holy crap. 8 Link to comment
Popular Post Scrambled Fog October 20, 2015 Popular Post Share October 20, 2015 Something Tamra's never talked about? Tamra publicly tweeted about the whole thing - to her daughter. Publicly. ---- Woot! Alexis! Alexis' Email made this episode of the Reunion worth it for me! 26 Link to comment
islandgal140 October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 I wish it was. Tonight is so boring...... Seriously, it was like Shannon's food order ... a dry ass salad!! 14 Link to comment
charming October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Does Heather really expect anyone to believe she's been knee deep in feces? Come on honey we know you have a ton of help. The nannies do the work as you sip your champs. 23 Link to comment
Straycat80 October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 This part one was boring. I don't know what to think about the story about Tamra's daughter. There's always two sides. Next week looked better. Skeevey accusations about Babbling Brook. Hit on Briana when she was pregnant??!!! 6 Link to comment
Donnaquilt October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Did anyone else notice the booger peeking out of Tamra's nostril towards the end of the program? Gross! High definition too! 7 Link to comment
Popular Post Cherrio October 20, 2015 Popular Post Share October 20, 2015 (edited) I wish it was. Tonight is so boring...... That is what I came here to post.......A snore bore. A couple of other comments. Vicki was heavily sedated. You could see it and hear it. The story about her mother? Not funny. She could of killed that guy ramming on her brakes. Then Vicki LIES about what her mother did to the motorcycle. So flowing, so natural......all the lies. Then the mother hides in a bathroom stall and tells police she has a gun? All this is funny? Its fucked up. Edited October 20, 2015 by Cherrio 36 Link to comment
mbaywife123 October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Well.. That went nowhere. I guess we will have to wait until next installment or the one after that or the lost footage or what else Bravo is "kind" enough to show us! ARGH!!! 5 Link to comment
sandyskyblue October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Vicki's dress looked absolutely hideous....and so did her face and neck....thought the others dressed nicely.... 5 Link to comment
This2getsold October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 No ambien needed tonight, watched this snore fest. Most fun all night was the pic with Megans new hooters. 2 Link to comment
Popular Post Thick McRunFast October 20, 2015 Popular Post Share October 20, 2015 Shannon is going to make herself sick with all those colonics. Your body is not made to have your colon cleaned out with water like that. She's so worried about her gut health but she's going to ruin her gut and destroy all the good bacteria and natural digestive function. No wonder an orange made her bloat up. 33 Link to comment
Popular Post cherry slushie October 20, 2015 Popular Post Share October 20, 2015 (edited) Okay, I feel like I ordered a 5-star, 1000 calorie dish, and it had no flavor. That sucked. The best part of the reunion was the coming attractions for part two. Really, Briana? Brooks hit on you while you were pregnant? He probably told her she was glowing and looked nice, and she turned it into him making a pass at her. UPDATE: He wanted her to see his Girth Brooks?? EW. I think if Briana could, she would blame Brooks for all the problems in the world. "Briana, what's your take on the massive depletion of the ozone layer?" Briana - "Well, I'm sure Brooks' musky odor has a lot to do with it. I've literally seen it seeping from his pores and up to the sky!" Shut Up, Briana! Edited October 20, 2015 by cherry slushie 29 Link to comment
Ubiquitous October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Holy shit. I cannot believe a reality TV couples counselor is a real thing. What has this world become. I can't say much though because I'm obviously part of the problem by watching this dreck.Why not? There is at least one show about reality TV show counseling. 3 Link to comment
Scrambled Fog October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Did anyone else notice the booger peeking out of Tamra's nostril towards the end of the program? Gross! High definition too! I couldn't tell if it was a booger, or the maybe one tear Tamra managed to force out that coagulated while on its long journey. 6 Link to comment
lunastartron October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Doesn't the "he hit on me while I was pregnant" and "he wanted to show you his dick" refer to the joke that Brooks made - it was divulged during the season 8 reunion iirc but I can't say whether or not it was recorded or made drunkenly like Brooks's encouragement to Ryan to "beat Briana's ass" - about being entitled to a porn star moniker a la Girth Brooks because he's so hung? (Which is a weird allusion since there's a gay for pay pornographic performer with that stage name but that's a whole other digression.) 4 Link to comment
mbaywife123 October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 (edited) Tamra will probably be at the surgeons office in short order after she see the major under eye wrinkles she has. HiDef is not kind to her! YIKES! Also, Vicki please put your personal flotation devices away. Edited October 20, 2015 by mbaywife123 14 Link to comment
Primal Slayer October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Pt.1 was mainly a snoozefest, though I am glad that they got the more personal things done and over with. But this is part of the problem when 80% of the drama revolves around 1 housewife, it's hard to pat it out through 3 reunions. I was surprised Shannon/Meghans controversy was over and done so quickly. 5 Link to comment
islandgal140 October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 (edited) What the hell was Tamra dabbing at with that tissue? Did she have dry skin flakes falling into her eyes? Seriously, I remember seeing the communications between Tamra and her daughter and was, for lack of a better word, flabbergasted. I thought it was some type of hoax. Or at the very least someone got the recipient name wrong because you would have thought Tamra was going back and forth with arch enemies like Gretchen or Alexis. Yes, it was that ridiculous. So for Tamra to sit up there, dab at her dry foundation and act like Simon single handedly poisoned her daughter's mind against her like that is the only explanation for the breakage for their relationship is just incredulous. I hate to be mean and nasty but if Lauri is to be believed and Brooks was hanging and banging porn stars why the hell would he be hitting on a pregnant Briana? Girl, there is a row of seats calling your name. Edited October 20, 2015 by islandgal140 24 Link to comment
Popular Post lunastartron October 20, 2015 Popular Post Share October 20, 2015 I'd also just like to add that if a black person of either gender or any age pulled the shit that Vicki's mother did they'd face at least even odds of winding up dead. What exactly is so endearing about some woman either so mentally ill or privileged/entitled that she thinks it's cute to vandalize someone else's private property and subsequently implicitly threaten the police? I'm actually going to hazard a guess that this narrative is extensively embellished and reflective of the Vickster's propensity for fabulism. As a tangentially related aside, I understand that Vicki is a textbook example of narcissistic personality disorder but the tic of hers that I find both grating and somewhat puzzling is her avid self-infantilization (using terminology like "go potty," defaulting to baby voice "I want my mommy"s and "I need a hug"s) . . . Andy couldn't have imported Alexis to deliver her points in person? It would have been great to see her (hopefully) looking fabulous while reading Tams for filth. Though it's probably best that she had the time to articulate her thoughts in writing since she was never the best at verbalizing her sentiments on the spot. 32 Link to comment
Cherrio October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Tamra will probably be at the surgeons office in short order after she see the major under eye wrinkles she has. HiDef is not kind to her! YIKES! Also, Vicki please put your personal flotation devices away. They put way too much blush on Tamra, plus the color was so 80's. Vicki, when you take too many benzo's, then you should have someone watching out for spanx sightings. Speaking of spanx, Shannon should of worn a full body suit, because where the spanx ended, her upper belly was up and over. She was sporting the spanx , my body looks like a tree trunk look. 7 Link to comment
zoeysmom October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Doesn't the "he hit on me while I was pregnant" and "he wanted to show you his dick" refer to the joke that Brooks made - it was divulged during the season 8 reunion iirc but I can't say whether or not it was recorded or made drunkenly like Brooks's encouragement to Ryan to "beat Briana's ass" - about being entitled to a porn star moniker a la Girth Brooks because he's so hung? (Which is a weird allusion since there's a gay for pay pornographic performer with that stage name but that's a whole other digression.) Girth Brooks 1 Link to comment
Cherrio October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 I'd also just like to add that if a black person of either gender or any age pulled the shit that Vicki's mother did they'd face at least even odds of winding up dead. What exactly is so endearing about some woman either so mentally ill or privileged/entitled that she thinks it's cute to vandalize someone else's private property and subsequently implicitly threaten the police? I'm actually going to hazard a guess that this narrative is extensively embellished and reflective of the Vickster's propensity for fabulism. As a tangentially related aside, I understand that Vicki is a textbook example of narcissistic personality disorder but the tic of hers that I find both grating and somewhat puzzling is her avid self-infantilization (using terminology like "go potty," defaulting to baby voice "I want my mommy"s and "I need a hug"s) . . . Andy couldn't have imported Alexis to deliver her points in person? It would have been great to see her (hopefully) looking fabulous while reading Tams for filth. Though it's probably best that she had the time to articulate her thoughts in writing since she was never the best at verbalizing her sentiments on the spot. Oh yeah, the infant voice. Beyond annoying. I do imitations of Vicki talking like that, my cats look at me like STFU.... If Vicki talked like that around me, for instance the I need a hug. I would of hauled off and slapped her. 9 Link to comment
mbaywife123 October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Oh yeah, the infant voice. Beyond annoying. I do imitations of Vicki talking like that, my cats look at me like STFU.... If Vicki talked like that around me, for instance the I need a hug. I would of hauled off and slapped her. Here is a hug for you Vicki, catch it if you can! 3 Link to comment
Primal Slayer October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 I really wish that Alexis and Gretchen would come back, if only to get on Vicki and Tamras nerves. 11 Link to comment
Popular Post Thick McRunFast October 20, 2015 Popular Post Share October 20, 2015 (edited) I hate to nitpick (hahaha) but I really disliked what Vicki said when she was talking about how Meghan didn't love Haley the same way she would love a biological child. She even commented on how her mother probably loved her adopted sister differently than she loved her. I suspect her orignial point was that having a stepchild is different from having your own child (and certainly that's true although have I some friends who are amazing step-parents and are as "real" as any parent) but somewhere along the line she lost that point and started talking about biological children. I have a child by birth and a child by adoption and if Vicki thinks you love your children differently based on how they came into your family then she is broken in the heart and in the head. I know that what she said has nothing to do with me but it still irked me. I know she's just desperate to prove she had the bestest, realest, closest relationship with her should-not-be-dead-Mommy but it came across as gross to me. Edited October 20, 2015 by Thick McRunFast 51 Link to comment
Popular Post bencr October 20, 2015 Popular Post Share October 20, 2015 (edited) I've got to say I agree with Alexis Bellino. I think Tamra is using religion, both to help her cope with some problems in her life and as a Real Housewives plot line. But do I think she will use religion to work on being a better person? No I don't. I think from what we saw so far in the reunion, Tamra is the same selfish, self-absorbed, nasty, judgmental person she has always been. Edited October 20, 2015 by bencr 33 Link to comment
Scrambled Fog October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Unbelievable. Other than that, I got nothing. https://instagram.com/p/9Cv1v0PCtq/ 3 Link to comment
mbaywife123 October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 Vicki had on 5 lengths of necklaces. I feel like if someone had pulled on one of them she would have floated to the ceiling like a big white helium balloon. 9 Link to comment
Popular Post LibertarianSlut October 20, 2015 Popular Post Share October 20, 2015 I didn't appreciate the way Andy--and by extension, some of the other wives--muddled stepchildren with adopted children. We see a package where the entire issue is whether Meghan is overstepping her bounds as a stepmom. Then Andy immediately asked Vicki something about whether he thinks her mom had the same love for Vicki as she did for her adopted children. Vicki was too slow on the uptake and mumbled some lame answer to the question when she immediately should have corrected Andy: Adoption is not 'step.' They are apples and oranges. When someone adopts a child, she becomes that person's real child. There is no issue of overstepping, because she's your kid. With step-children, there may be a natural parent about whom you need to be worried about regarding boundaries. That was apparently what Meghan's issue was about, and that should have been the scope of the discussion. Even in the most open and harmonious of adoptions, there is no issue as to who is the authority figure in the child's life. The adoptive parents have all of the rights, privileges, and responsibilities. Therefore, there was no reason, IMO, for Andy to raise the topic of adoption, which had nothing to do with the price of tea in China. I'm not adopted, and I don't have any particular sensitivity to the issue, but it bothers when people interchange these two very different terms. And I'm not even going to get started on people labeling half-siblings as step-siblings. I think I've been watching too much Sister Wives. 28 Link to comment
WireWrap October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 I didn't appreciate the way Andy--and by extension, some of the other wives--muddled stepchildren with adopted children. We see a package where the entire issue is whether Meghan is overstepping her bounds as a stepmom. Then Andy immediately asked Vicki something about whether he thinks her mom had the same love for Vicki as she did for her adopted children. Vicki was too slow on the uptake and mumbled some lame answer to the question when she immediately should have corrected Andy: Adoption is not 'step.' They are apples and oranges. When someone adopts a child, she becomes that person's real child. There is no issue of overstepping, because she's your kid. With step-children, there may be a natural parent about whom you need to be worried about regarding boundaries. That was apparently what Meghan's issue was about, and that should have been the scope of the discussion. Even in the most open and harmonious of adoptions, there is no issue as to who is the authority figure in the child's life. The adoptive parents have all of the rights, privileges, and responsibilities. Therefore, there was no reason, IMO, for Andy to raise the topic of adoption, which had nothing to do with the price of tea in China. I'm not adopted, and I don't have any particular sensitivity to the issue, but it bothers when people interchange these two very different terms. And I'm not even going to get started on people labeling half-siblings as step-siblings. I think I've been watching too much Sister Wives. Meghan did have a point though, Vicki tells her to back off, that she isn't the "parent", then she blasts Meghan for not being a "parent' a day or so later.....which is it? But, this is typical Vicki speak.....she talks out of both sides when she is intent on making a HW look bad and herself as superior. LOL 19 Link to comment
Bebecat October 20, 2015 Share October 20, 2015 (edited) Icky is...icky. Just yuk. She is also the stupidest of all housewives, Imo. Just plain dumb. She lies constantly and can't even keep track of her lies. She shows her stupidity by her crassness, rudeness, ill manners, classism/racism, etc etc etc At least Tamra stays on top of her lies, for the most part. Edited October 20, 2015 by Bebecat 19 Link to comment
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