TeeVee329 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Yes, Ron needs to resist every impulse to tie Valerie to Shawn, or Jordan for that matter. 5 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 RJ? RJ Gannon was a character who was awesome. He was on another show. He was black, beautiful, and could hit a target. He also owned a club. That's all I can say here. For more info, see OLTL forum or you tube. 5 Link to comment
Oracle42 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 I will say, I haven't liked the recurring element that women can't handle grief and get emotional/crazy (Sabrina, Valerie) and have to be talked down from the ledge by a man (Patrick/Felix, Dante). Franco also talked Nina out of her obsession with Ava's baby in about 10 minutes. Also? I think at some point, Sonny literally cured Kate/Connie's DID with his penis...as you do 2 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Franco also talked Nina out of her obsession with Ava's baby in about 10 minutes. Also? I think at some point, Sonny literally cured Kate/Connie's DID with his penis...as you do And Nik cured Emily's cancer with his snot. 1 Link to comment
Artsda April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Ava's defending Kiki, that how Michael won't let her see her to see if Avery's ok. Kiki's the reason the accident happened. LOL Sonny says he's enabling Michael? Morgan claiming he's worried about Michael to Carson's faces is gross. Morgan and Kiki better pay badly for this. Especially after Kiki walks in with a gloating full of herself face in the Q mansion. Sabrina at least has a brain, she realizes already the pills could be different. 5 Link to comment
TeeVee329 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Well I guess it was Shit On Michael Day, with mobsters and SERIAL KILLERS and their sycophants passing judgment on him left and right. Also, seriously, "Access Port Charles"? ENOUGH with the reRons, get some new shtick! On the other hand, I am amused that Morgan and Kiki's "genius" plan was sniffed out almost immediately. And good on Carly for pointing out that Sonny and Morgan aren't exactly strangers to angry, drunken binges. Am I supposed to give a shit about Franco and Nina having a tiff? Show, please. #firealice 13 Link to comment
Kitty Redstone April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) How is it possible for this show to go lower than it already has? Morgan and Kiki's vile smugness, Sonny's ridiculous hypocrisy, the horrible beasts that are Nina and Franco ... and are they really killing off Ava? Obviously the cast is bloated, but instead of getting rid of flops and shitty actors they're going to write out one of the most talented people they have? It makes no fucking sense. And can Kiki please go away? Her name alone is annoying. Edited April 9, 2015 by Kitty Redstone 6 Link to comment
Fellaway April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 The most ridiculous thing I've ever heard on this show is Sonny decrying people enabling Michael and giving him a free pass for his behavior. I mean, seriously, Show? Do your writers ever read back, and comprehend, what they've written? I couldn't watch the rest of the show. My head exploded. 18 Link to comment
Francie April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) Oh, he's probably still in the wall. After all, the bomb only exploded in the middle of the room, not next to the wall! ;) Don't make me laugh out loud!! I have to explain myself! I couldn't watch the rest of the show. My head exploded. But only your head exploded, right? I trust that the rest of your body is fine. Am I supposed to give a shit about Franco and Nina having a tiff? Show, please. No. But I would tune in for a murder/suicide. Edited April 9, 2015 by Francie 13 Link to comment
ulkis April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 I can't decide whether Alexis' face at the news was horrible or hilarious The news access reporter man was staring straight into my soul. Creepy eyes man. I want Morgan to realize he did all this for nothing. I'm rooting for Sonny and Carly to give him a-paddlin'. But I'm also rooting for someone to tell them Morgan learnt this shit at their knee. ahahaha, Franco chuckling at his rape victim intoxicated on tv. I love the joy that he finds in the everyday things around him. Well, I'm glad it looked like Silas' hair in the previews was washed cause it sure didn't look like that today. previews: Spinelli, if she STILL hasn't said yes. It means no. No no no no no! Jeez. The most ridiculous thing I've ever heard on this show is Sonny decrying people enabling Michael and giving him a free pass for his behavior. I mean, seriously, Show? Do your writers ever read back, and comprehend, what they've written? I couldn't watch the rest of the show. My head exploded. The end of the show he and Carly were going on about how Michael was good and strong (and nothing like AJ! Nothing! Which you know means he has writerly* approval) and they needed to help him. *I know that's not a word. Oh, and Morgan called Jason a robot. Morgan is now pretty much dead to Carly, as opposed to merely just there taking up space to Carly. How is it possible for this show to go lower than it already has? Morgan and Kiki's vile smugness, Sonny's ridiculous hypocrisy, the horrible beasts that are Nina and Franco ... and are they really killing off Ava? no, they aren't killing off Ava. They wouldn't do this just to kill her off. 7 Link to comment
Fellaway April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) I don't agree I don't think he was black out drunk. My understanding of the drug was it would make the alcohol affect him worse not drug him b/c he was fine when he was just popping the pills he didn't become out of control until he drank. I think he will remember what happened and if you can remember then you can at least remove yourself from the situation. Sonny was trying to just get him to leave and he was refusing to acknowledge he was even having any problems when he clearly couldn't even walk. If he has no memory of what happened the next day then I'll cut him a little more slack:) On that point, re: Sonny trying to get Michael to leave, it could be mentioned that A.J. would've been long gone, and never placed in any kind of jeopardy, if Sonny hadn't stopped Sabrina from leaving, so he could have a minute with the baby. Nevermind asking Sabrina to do something her boss strictly prohibited her from doing and risking her job. If he hadn't, it would've been just Michael and Sonny in that hotel lobby. Personally, I don't think Michael was acting drunk, per se. He said himself he didn't feel drunk, just not right. He came across to me like someone with something medically wrong with them. I mean, is our brain trust of Kiki and Morgan very, very sure what this drug/alcohol combo will do to a person? To Michael, specifically, because people respond differently to the same drugs? Of course they're not. Because they're idiots who did not look one moment beyond their gleefulness. "We got Michael dru-unk!!" The bartender and server may lose his/her jobs. The hotel has legal liability. A.J. could get hurt. Michael could get hurt. Any number of other bodies could get hurt. They could go to prison. A.J. could go to foster care. Michael will have a CPS blot on his record that might come back to haunt him down the line when he has his own children. They are complete idiots. Sonny wants to protect Michael? From who, your other son who is the one who did this? Sonny's far too eager to believe Michael is an alcoholic, like A.J. The betrayals just keep on comin' in this family. Yeah, and there's Carly, putting Sonny first again. This family makes me sick. Edited April 9, 2015 by Fellaway 15 Link to comment
Francie April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 The end of the show he and Carly were going on about how Michael was good and strong ... Did they say that he loves with his whole heart, too? 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Wait up..... I dvr'd today's episode to drool over Christopher Meloni on Law & Order : SVU. Are you guys telling me that Morgan called The Jason...... Jasus Almighty..... Jasus The Anoited ..... A Robot????? I hear a bus coming at 75 mph, but it ain't coming for Micheal Quartermaine. Beep beep, deuces Morgan. Hope you enjoy that corvette, homes. 3 Link to comment
pianogirl73 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) Sonny is a vile human being. Morgan is dumb and Kiki, I can't even come up with anything for her. That's all I got for today's show. Edited to add that I love Maura West! She makes this crap fest worth sitting through. Edited April 9, 2015 by pianogirl73 1 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Regarding Kiki's name.... didn't Marcy Walker say it best when Guiding Light wanted her to play a character named "Tangerine "..... "I refuse to be named after a fruit." I was like a fourth grader when I read that, but it resonated with me. All this talk of feminism and these girls are playing roles like "Kiki Jerome." No progress. 3 Link to comment
Oracle42 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) How did this show decide to spend 14 MONTHS on that execrable Fluke story and two weeks on Ava dying from cancer? I mean, I don't care that she's dying (bye, Felicia!) but IT'S A SOAP. IT'S ON 5 DAYS A WEEK. PLAY THE F*CKING STORY BEATS http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bye-felicia Edited April 9, 2015 by Oracle42 2 Link to comment
Francie April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) Hey, what's the meaning of the bye, Felicia! meme? TIA! Edited April 9, 2015 by Francie 1 Link to comment
dubbel zout April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) writerly**I know that's not a word. It is! Regarding Kiki's name.... That's what her frieeeennnndddds call her. It's why she's always been Lauren to me. Edited April 9, 2015 by dubbel zout 5 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Hey, what's the meaning of the bye, Felicia? meme? TIA! Great Poet Ice Cube made a wonderful film called "Friday", co starring Chris Tucker (of Rush Hour). It is a film of urban youths and the struggle we all face on Fridays when we ain't got shit to do. In the movie, there is a um young woman named Felicia who has an occupation of "lady of the night" and is a busy body. She keeps interrupting everyone, so Chris Tucker's character insults her, gets her to leave and says "Bye Felicia! " It refers to a way to get someone annoying away. 4 Link to comment
Francie April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 ok, thanks Grrpants09 I was thinking that you guys were referring to some abrupt send off for our Felicia Cummings Jones Scorpio. 3 Link to comment
TeeVee329 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) I was thinking that you guys were referring to some abrupt send off for our Felicia Cummings Jones Scorpio. Oh fear not, Ron managed to work a "Bye, Felicia" into the dialogue when our Felicia Jones lost the mayoral election. Edited April 9, 2015 by TeeVee329 3 Link to comment
Gigi43 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) Wait up..... I dvr'd today's episode to drool over Christopher Meloni on Law & Order : SVU. Are you guys telling me that Morgan called The Jason...... Jasus Almighty..... Jasus The Anoited ..... A Robot????? I hear a bus coming at 75 mph, but it ain't coming for Micheal Quartermaine. Beep beep, deuces Morgan. Hope you enjoy that corvette, homes. Hee, I was watching SVU right before GH. Had I not just seen the one on now recently I probably wouldn't have switched. I was shocked by Morgan actually saying a word against Jason (though really I thought that would be an offense that would make Carly get out a broom and Cookie/ Hakeem Morgan's ass [/Empire].) I have so much more hope about the outcome for Michael now though! Sonny having zero reaction to Morgan's Jason comment was a little odd, but I get Sonny and multitasking is difficult. But we get Franco laughing at his rape victim (actually two of them, he mentioned Sam falling at the NB, and yes, they are his victims, Show!) AND a BABY with probably no bus heading his way any time soon. Greeeeaaaat. Oh, and Dante of course probably won't get a reaction to any of this because he got to appear this month in the Spencer story. So Ron still sucks ass. My Mom: "Ava can't even die fast enough! Be useful John, c'mon!" (Yeah she still calls ME John.) Edited April 9, 2015 by Gigi43 2 Link to comment
TeeVee329 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Oh, Ava's not going anywhere. Ron's probably patting himself on the back for tackling assisted suicide, but having seen the British soaps do it, this lackluster effort comes off shallow as hell. 2 Link to comment
ulkis April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 writerly**I know that's not a word. It is! Oh. Then why am I getting that damn red line under it? grrr. My Mom: "Ava can't even die fast enough! Be useful John, c'mon!" (Yeah she still calls ME John.) There are people who don't??? Every time I type Silas, I hope you all know I'm whispering "McBain" behind it. 6 Link to comment
Tiger April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) LW & BC were really good today. Between Morgan calling Jasus "a robot" and Kiki confessing to Jewelz, that bus is all ready to run over Morgan then back up then run over him again. I suspect the reason Carly didn't go full tilt Carlybabes and eventually let Sonny call CPS is that when she finds out Morgan drugged his brother she is going to go nuclear. I'm so confused as to who CPS is going to give temporary custody to. If Sonny is considered unfit then Jewelz should be too, and The Mooch has no money, no job, no education, no place to live so she isn't fit either. CPS should give Avery to Mac & Flea and call it a day. I really like that Sabrina, Olivia, Ned, and to a lesser degree Carly all know that something isn't right. Franco is human excrement laughing at a baby in danger and the woman he tortured and mentally raped! The Access Port Charles host actor was terrible. I guess not all of the dayplayers can be good. ETA: Kudos to Maura West for not dying her roots, not wearing make-up, and allowing her hair to look brittle. I'll never forget when on-the-run Alison was running around with fresh highlights and a French tip. Edited April 9, 2015 by Tiger 6 Link to comment
Oracle42 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Oh fear not, Ron managed to work a "Bye, Felicia" into the dialogue when our Felicia Jones lost the mayoral election. Of course he did 2 Link to comment
Lillybee April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Sonny said that they should stop enabling Michael but when was the last time they enabled Michael? 3 Link to comment
Gigi43 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 LW & BC were really good today. Between Morgan calling Jasus "a robot" and Kiki confessing to Jewelz, that bus is all ready to run over Morgan then back up then run over him again. I suspect the reason Carly didn't go full tilt Carlybabes and eventually let Sonny call CPS is that when she finds out Morgan drugged his brother she is going to go nuclear. I'm so confused as to who CPS is going to give temporary custody to. If Sonny is considered unfit then Jewelz should be too, and The Mooch has no money, no job, no education, no place to live so she isn't fit either. I guess since Kiki previously had custody it will go to her. ...And perhaps because Dante is ducking social services calls because that apartment has way surpassed maximum occupancy. Link to comment
ulkis April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Sonny said that they should stop enabling Michael but when was the last time they enabled Michael? You know how Sonny has trouble with the meaning of words. Like what a widow is. 4 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 That Jason insult will come back to bite Morgan. "I'd have helped you, son, but you disrespected Jason." 5 Link to comment
AuxArx April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 The Kiki actress reminds me of the last Kristina that they had. Same lips, same expressions. Is there a factory turning out these vacuous Barbie dolls? 1 Link to comment
TeeVee329 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) Considering Jason Quartermaine wouldn't have spit on Sonny or Carly if they were on fire, I dunno why they're both always so eager to point to the car accident that birthed Jason Morgan as a tragedy. Edited April 9, 2015 by TeeVee329 11 Link to comment
Lola16 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 I binged watched 7 episodes last night and the best part was no Franco/Nina and no Ava dying. Then I watch today's episode... CPS doesn't act that fast. But assuming they do, the child would go into foster care. Then there'd be a hearing of who would get guardianship. It wouldn't go to Kiki and Morgan. Or just Kiki. But plot point I guess. That Access Port Charles show is funny. I liked Alexis being all 'hell no' when they brought up her sexing Jules. At least no Jason today! Wheeeeeeeeeee! And no Spencer! Go Ned go! Marry Olivia. Doesn't that give him assumed parentship? 2 Link to comment
GHScorpiosRule April 9, 2015 Author Share April 9, 2015 CPS doesn't act that fast. But assuming they do, the child would go into foster care. Then there'd be a hearing of who would get guardianship. On this show, it does. And the child would go to the one who wails with the most emotion. Unless they have a judge in their pocket. No such thing as Foster Care in today's* General Hospital. *I'm pretty sure the Michael (Yes, Michael!) that Rick and Lesley eventually adopted came to them via foster care. And wasn't Blackie a foster kid to...whoever/whomever???? Then there was that twat, Lou...foster child of Rose Kelly. Yes, that Kelly's. 3 Link to comment
Lillybee April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Why would CPS allow Morki to come with them when they removed AJ? 3 Link to comment
TeeVee329 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 On this show, it does. And the child would go to the one who wails with the most emotion. Unless they have a judge in their pocket. No such thing as Foster Care in today's* General Hospital. *I'm pretty sure the Michael (Yes, Michael!) that Rick and Lesley eventually adopted came to them via foster care. And wasn't Blackie a foster kid to...whoever/whomever???? Then there was that twat, Lou...foster child of Rose Kelly. Yes, that Kelly's. And don't forget when SWSNBN got to foster teenage Diego. Link to comment
Perkie April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 I'm so confused as to who CPS is going to give temporary custody to Morgan and Kiki walked in with them so, I'm guessing that's where Avery is going. Not that anyone knows where those two are living or how they'll support a baby. Kudos to Maura West for not dying her roots, not wearing make-up, and allowing her hair to look brittle I was actually thinking the opposite. The chemo she's already had, she should be losing her hair and wearing a scarf. That head of hair still looked pretty good all things considered. Although I will give her kudos for the lack of makeup and the red rimmed eyes. Link to comment
TeeVee329 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) If Morgan and Kiki do get Avery tomorrow, I desperately, DESPARETELY need the following to happen: Morgan: We did it, now we can take Avery to Sonny. Kiki: Not so fast, Captain. I've decided I want custody for myself. Thanks for helping, loser. Me (pointing and laughing at Morgan): HAHAHAHAHA. Edited April 9, 2015 by TeeVee329 10 Link to comment
Perkie April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 I was shocked by Morgan actually saying a word against Jason The look of anger on Carly's face was scary. LW played that beautiful including that poke in Morgan's chest as she said it. I think Morgan peed himself a little there! 8 Link to comment
ciarra April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Did LiLo say to wardrobe, "Give me the most hideous maternity clothes ever made." ? 1 Link to comment
dubbel zout April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 I liked the dress she wore yesterday. She's getting pretty big; it's hard to find cute stuff when you're thisclose to delivering. Link to comment
LeftPhalange April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Wait. WAIT. So Franco is talking shit about Michael? A SERIAL KILLER is passing judgement on someone else? LOL WUT? If Ned cares about Olivia he needs to have Franco killed. Kiki and Morgan are so fucking incompetent. If you're going to set someone up at least have the decency to not be so sloppy about it. 5 Link to comment
KerleyQ April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) Sonny having zero reaction to Morgan's Jason comment was a little odd, but I get Sonny and multitasking is difficult. Well, you know, Jason's dead now, he can't actually do anything for Sonny, so, what's he care? I'm so confused as to who CPS is going to give temporary custody to. If Sonny is considered unfit then Jewelz should be too, and The Mooch has no money, no job, no education, no place to live so she isn't fit either. CPS should give Avery to Mac & Flea and call it a day. She can just go live in the Lante loft with Lante, Rocco, Spinelli, Georgie, and Valerie. Edited April 9, 2015 by KerleyQ 4 Link to comment
Harmony233 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 I'm thinking here on port charles when they took serena temp aeway from scott social services had to interview Gail to see if she would be a good candiate to have temp custody of serena but RC had a judge lecture maxie not for not having a ob but for dating a cop WTF. Link to comment
magnolia11 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Wait. WAIT. So Franco is talking shit about Michael? A SERIAL KILLER is passing judgement on someone else? LOL WUT? About his rape victim, no less! Keeping it classy as always, that wacky Franco. 5 Link to comment
HeatLifer April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Everything that happened today was stupid. And, yes, that's my complete commentary. 7 Link to comment
OnceSane April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 (edited) Where's my "Today was a big pile of shit" t-shirt? Just awful. Carly continues to defend her title as World's Worst Mother while letting dick come before her kid (AGAIN) and chastising Morgan for speaking ill of St. Robot. Sonny, ugh. Morgan, ugh. Kiki, UGH. I wonder if Sabrina is curious about Michael's pills due to her own shenanigans? The side-eye she gave Kiki and Morgan after their smuggerific entrance was fantastic. WE NEVER CARED and FOADA had a tiff? I'm weeping buckets over here. Edited April 9, 2015 by OnceSane 11 Link to comment
Chairperson Meow April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Considering Jason Quartermaine wouldn't have spit on Sonny or Carly if they were on fire, I dunno why they're both always so eager to point to the car accident that birthed Jason Morgan as a tragedy. Ironically, it was a tragedy. For the Quartermaines, specifically AJ, the medical community, Keisha Ward, the car, and that poor tree Jason's hard head killed. That tree murdering robot. Take note, Morgan. That's how you diss Jason. And it's only cool when it's Steve Burton Jason. You can't even get that right. 5 Link to comment
Tiger April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 About his rape victim, no less! Keeping it classy as always, that wacky Franco. As sick as that was, I was more disgusted by him laughing about Sam falling at the Nurse's Ball. I don't recall that, but that a sick freak like Franco would laugh about a woman he made think he raped her and actually terrorize repeatedly made lasers shoot out of my eyes. 6 Link to comment
sacrebleu April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Well, the Avery will be living with the rest of Port Charles in Dante and Lulu's loft joke has already been done. So I don't have much else to say about today's infuriating crap pile of a show. Except to say that after today, I've changed my mind and Kiki can go ahead and get fatally shot in her awful smug face during the next mob shoot out. 3 Link to comment
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