imjagain October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 Even funnier was the son mocking her scribbling motions, and miming typing on a keyboard instead. ETA: imjagain - I hate Shonda, and still watch her TGIT shows! LOL, yeah at the end last season I was like I'm done, done! Well, here I am again, another season . 3 Link to comment
JerseyGirl October 16, 2015 Share October 16, 2015 Sam & Jack Egber Land a Spot in 2016's Nice Jewish Guys Calendar http://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/peoples-couch-sam-jack-egber-nice-jewish-guys-calendar 1 Link to comment
Bruinsfan October 16, 2015 Share October 16, 2015 (edited) I lost it when Not!Tori Spelling was coming up with the premise for 90210 and making all the casting decisions and Scott remarked about it being no mystery who greenlit this movie. (I just wish they had cast Lindsay Sloane for the role!) Edited October 16, 2015 by Bruinsfan 6 Link to comment
ExplainItAgain October 18, 2015 Share October 18, 2015 Just caught up. Soooo funny. My favorite line was "It's just skin on bone on stupid." The gay guys and the Zenos generally have the best lines for me. Link to comment
cooksdelight October 21, 2015 Author Share October 21, 2015 The expressions of everyone watching The Walking Dead were perfect. Then someone starts with the loud horn and the zombies are coming, faces are getting bit off and the crowd goes wild! LOL I could watch the grannies figuring out what MILF meant a hundred times. "Bureaustocracy" is our new word of the week. "You got married, you had children and you lived happily ever after. That's a bunch of bullshit." Go granny! Just one of the funny comments watching Married At First Sight. Plus the Zeno song "Come Back Home" :D "Is it sickening, or is it just because they are annoying?" HAHAHA Fargo -- "Why is everything in the 70s orange, yellow and brown?" "Slice, slice, stab, honey!" "Is she bleeding??" "That's when cars were made out of metal." "A deer with a white suit on? Girl, bye..." I don't even know where to begin with Little Women of L.A., OMG.... hilarious! Poor Zeno kid hiding his face when the woman was talking about all the ways she planned to have sex. SNL -- :Amy's already a better porn actress than most porn actresses." "Is this what straight porn is like?" *confused look* Glad to see the Resnick's dog again! 5 Link to comment
Maharincess October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 I've had a bad day, I forgot this was on and just happened to turn it on. It was just what I needed, I was laughing in no time. I love the Zeno family. I wonder if they have other kids, anybody know? Link to comment
zxy556575 October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 Okay, Emerson. I already don't get his haircut but his t-shirts tonight were tragic.I can only assume he's wearing them ironically? Aw, the Zeno and Egbar parents are high school sweethearts. I often wonder if any of the couchies ever watch these shows again of their own volition -- like, is Ayn addicted to The Walking Dead now? Of course Julie is an expert on dead bodies vis a vis freezer burn and odors! Let's all take up a collection to send Lamont and crew to Hawaii and then film them. "It's always the blond that's the ho!" "Perky people don't go to the hospital." "Vagina makes you do some crazy things." I also liked "bloated Matt Damon." 3 Link to comment
biakbiak October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 "You've got a Culkin in your basement, that's worse than rats." I love you Emerson! "Hulking Matt Damon stabbed, little..." "McCulkin?"love you too Julie and Brandy! 4 Link to comment
pasdetrois October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 Papa Zeno has the best laugh. I love this family's easy-going vibe. Mama Zeno said she's loved Papa since she was five years old. What the hell was the get-up one of the Persian sisters was wearing? A bandana, pink lipstick and black thigh-highs? One night Julie is going to flop back on the couch and the little dog who's always behind her is going to be ejected like a fighter pilot. 6 Link to comment
urusai October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 LOL "In my day, having a fat ass was embarrassing." 4 Link to comment
zenme October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 I love them all, and its a show both my husband and I watch together and crack up! I just wish one of the Persian sisters would dial it down. She tries too hard where everyone else is naturally funny. 1 Link to comment
walnutqueen October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 Ooh, some of my favorite shows this week! The Walking Dead "I really should be alone for this" "I'm going to need more alcohol to get through this show" "I would have to like run on the treadmill every day, so I don't get winded and left behind" Ladies of London "I used to teach rifle range at summer camp" "MILF" ... Google description ensues "I mean, you shouldn't feel the knife going in, you should just know it's there" My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend "She has one of those my life is terrible Sigourney Weaver haircuts" "West Covina!" "And a costume reveal!" Julie singing while the dog licks her lips and the inside of her mouth was my favorite part of the evening. Married at First Sight: The First Year "I should never have gotten married the first time ..." "I mean, I'm a little worried about the Ice Capades routine in the kitchen" "One day your Daddy wrote a song for me, because I was so mad. It was called Please Come Home" Fargo "Why does it feel like in the 70s everything was orange, yellow and brown?" "Here it comes; slice, slice, stab, honey. Or choke, choke, die" "Well, we've gotta have blood on the snow, otherwise it's not Fargo" "Catch up. I've been lying to you since the tater tots" "Fargo reminds me of Detroit". "Murder and cold" Little Women: LA "Literally, I could not wear a bikini, but they all can" "That's a black girl booty, right there" "You put your keys in a bowl. Right, Dad?" SNL "Amy's already a better porn actress than most porn actresses" "Is this what straight porn is like?" American Apparel closing: "Where am I going to get all my clothes?" Vet School Rosie's re-routed salivary ducts: "Could you imagine, somebody bringing out bacon, and you're all like {mimes tears}?" "If you did have a dog, do you even know what you'd name that dog?" "Leonidas or something" "I do like that name" 4 Link to comment
cooksdelight October 21, 2015 Author Share October 21, 2015 I had an aunt and uncle that lived in West Covina a long time ago. I just remember the ice cream man came by every afternoon like clockwork. 3 Link to comment
psychoticstate October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 Hearing Blake, Scott and Emerson compare the Walking Dead walkers to Coachella made my week. If any of them are on this site and want/need a token hetero girl to hang out with, please call me. 3 Link to comment
zxy556575 October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 (edited) Fargo "Why does it feel like in the 70s everything was orange, yellow and brown?""Here it comes; slice, slice, stab, honey. Or choke, choke, die""Well, we've gotta have blood on the snow, otherwise it's not Fargo""Catch up. I've been lying to you since the tater tots""Fargo reminds me of Detroit". "Murder and cold" I was trying to remember what reactions I had when I watched this episode myself. I know I didn't cry out when the waitress was shot, or gasp when Culkin was revealed to be in the basement. I'd be a phlegmatic, shitty couchie to watch, is what I'm saying. Kind of like dad Joe with the three daughters. So congrats again to the casting people for getting such a reactive and fun group. Honestly, I would geek out a little if I ever saw any of them IRL. When Teddi asked if they could stop watching now, I was wondering if they could. Probably they just wouldn't get paid. Edited October 21, 2015 by lordonia 2 Link to comment
cooksdelight October 21, 2015 Author Share October 21, 2015 They need to get my sister and me on staff. Every time we watch "How To Get Away With Murder" we look at each other and scream in unison, with my dog barking, cats jumping. It would be a good show. 1 Link to comment
zxy556575 October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 They need to get my sister and me on staff. Every time we watch "How To Get Away With Murder" we look at each other and scream in unison, with my dog barking, cats jumping. It would be a good show. We should set up an IRC channel and use webcams to watch each other watching people watching TV. :) 3 Link to comment
meep.meep October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 Leonidas! Was the Resnick's big dog really back? I missed it. 3 Link to comment
walnutqueen October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 Leonidas! Was the Resnick's big dog really back? I missed it. Yes. He had one of those cones on his head, because he'd just had a growth removed from his side, poor baby. He had the sweetest little face laying there, too! Sad eyes ... Link to comment
cooksdelight October 21, 2015 Author Share October 21, 2015 The Cone of Shame. No dog likes to wear those things and the Resnick dog was no exception. Hope he's healed up soon! 1 Link to comment
walnutqueen October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 The Cone of Shame. No dog likes to wear those things and the Resnick dog was no exception. Hope he's healed up soon! Cats hate them, too. I bought a nice one at the pet store made of see-through plastic, so my cats at least had their peripheral vision; it helped a little. :-) 1 Link to comment
Kerrey92 October 22, 2015 Share October 22, 2015 Best line was the gays saying that the headliner of zombie Coachella was Lana Del Rey. I died. 5 Link to comment
kassa October 22, 2015 Share October 22, 2015 I forget what the line was, but the Dad (in bed) said something clueless and both mom and right hand side son got looks on their faces like they were trying not to laugh but weren't going to bail him out of what he had said. Anybody remember? Link to comment
SnarkKitty October 22, 2015 Share October 22, 2015 MAFS:"I'm a little worried about the Ice Capades routine in the kitchen." "Will the cameras follow them in the bedroom? "They'll stay in the kitchen ... and run her hair through the cake." (Ayn cracks up) "Is it sickening? It's like, they're annoying!" "I don't know if it's just sickening to us because we're awful people." Link to comment
Alonzo Mosely FBI October 24, 2015 Share October 24, 2015 Love these guys I think the Zenos are my favorite. I've been wondering both seasons, where is this filmed? Soundstage? The house exteriors look fake fake fake, and the interiors a little less fake, but too "staged" ..... Just wondered. I do enjoy the show a lot! The golden girls googling MILF was great! Leonidas! 2 Link to comment
cooksdelight October 24, 2015 Author Share October 24, 2015 I've been wondering both seasons, where is this filmed? Soundstage? The house exteriors look fake fake fake, and the interiors a little less fake, but too "staged" ..... Just wondered. I think this may have been posted before, but this article confirms that it is filmed in the various homes where they live: http://www.dailynews.com/arts-and-entertainment/20140613/bravos-the-peoples-couch-brings-viewers-into-angelenos-homes-as-they-watch-tv Scott also did an interview saying yes, they film at home, and it's not at all scripted. I know the apartment building where the grannies live, from the outside. I've been by there several times. 3 Link to comment
Alonzo Mosely FBI October 25, 2015 Share October 25, 2015 Thank you. Those interiors and exteriors must be staged within an inch of their life then, wow. Guess I need to de clutter haha! 3 Link to comment
The Mighty Peanut October 28, 2015 Share October 28, 2015 "They're going to hold hands during sex now because lesbians." 3 Link to comment
cooksdelight October 28, 2015 Author Share October 28, 2015 Drunk History!!! YES!!!! 2 Link to comment
zxy556575 October 28, 2015 Share October 28, 2015 I don't care what shows they were watching -- this was the episode of Zenos vs the Fly! Not totally sure any of the couchies had the deep and tender understanding of the workings of The Bachelorette needed to appreciate the Jane the Virgin parody. But I kind of agree that I wouldn't want a prettier version of me tagging along everywhere. 2 Link to comment
Chrissytd October 28, 2015 Share October 28, 2015 (edited) "All natural, 100%." No Scott, stay on Team Michael. I like how The Zeno Family couldn't focus on Don't Be Tardy because they were too busy trying to kill a fly with an electric swatter. I watch Shark Tank regularly and somehow missed the pitch featuring Dude Wipes. Completely ridiculous. "Tennis is already boring, don't play it in slow-motion." Emerson and I have the right I did. Edited October 28, 2015 by Chrissytd 3 Link to comment
urusai October 28, 2015 Share October 28, 2015 (edited) "....but i don't know about a dress shirt thong onesie." "the hell is going on? I didn't think she was a virgin but she ain't stupid is she? DAMN" LOL!! Edited October 28, 2015 by urusai 3 Link to comment
biakbiak October 28, 2015 Share October 28, 2015 (edited) "I could totally rock a fire Mohawk, I am not sure about the dress shirt thong indie!"- Emerson love you always! Also "why buy the whole pig when it has a little dick" is the funniest thing grandma has ever said. I never watch Shark Tank but I totally recognized Brian from The Amazing Race. Edited October 28, 2015 by biakbiak 1 Link to comment
zxy556575 October 28, 2015 Share October 28, 2015 (edited) I'd totally be on board for watching Blake, Scott and Emerson mount a production of Newsies in their backyard. Teddi may be the exasperated, eyerolling one, but girl is getting herself some! Edited October 28, 2015 by lordonia 3 Link to comment
Bruinsfan October 28, 2015 Share October 28, 2015 I watch Shark Tank regularly and somehow missed the pitch featuring Dude Wipes. Completely ridiculous. I felt as if they should have included a disclaimer that while their product is suitable for use on the face, it shouldn't be used in that fashion AFTER being used for bathroom cleanup. They are marketing to drunk frat boys, after all. 1 Link to comment
walnutqueen October 28, 2015 Share October 28, 2015 "Flies ain't never tardy to the party" "One's the boyfriend, the other's what? Brother?" "Sperm donor" "Ooh, two collared shirts going at it. This is my dream come true!" "He's a tennis pro - and he has a body like that?" Link to comment
editorgrrl October 28, 2015 Share October 28, 2015 Teddi may be the exasperated, eyerolling one, but girl is getting herself some! And her daughter was a Playboy covergirl in the '80s! ("With clothes on.") When the Red Oaks doctor tried to talk to Jennifer Grey, did Ayn say, "Poor guy—he's really farmisht"? (The closed captions said "famished.") She was the only one who laughed at the line "a C is a Jewish F." 1 Link to comment
zxy556575 October 29, 2015 Share October 29, 2015 And her daughter was a Playboy covergirl in the '80s! ("With clothes on.") That made me curious, too! Some quick online research tells us that Teddi's (Tee) name is Shattuck She has three daughters, Shari, Stephanie and Shawna. Shari is an actress so I figured she was the best bet, and yup. As much as I watch TV, I'm thinking about getting rid of it because the price gouging by cable/satellite companies annoys me so much. Everything I watch is available online; so what if it's maybe a day or week later... EXCEPT TPC!. Stupid Bravo makes clips available but not full episodes, so I'd be reduced to scrummaging around You Tube or whatnot. Phooey. It's pretty much my favorite show these days, but still not worth $85/month. 3 Link to comment
Racj82 October 29, 2015 Share October 29, 2015 Dudes don't wipe. I really hope there aren't people just assuming that men don't wipe their ass. I mean, really. The Zeno family rules all by the way. Link to comment
Bruinsfan October 29, 2015 Share October 29, 2015 That made me curious, too! Some quick online research tells us that Teddi's (Tee) name is Shattuck She has three daughters, Shari, Stephanie and Shawna. Shari is an actress so I figured she was the best bet, and yup. I remember her from Babylon 5! Link to comment
SnarkKitty October 29, 2015 Share October 29, 2015 (edited) Hey! I just spotted one of my favorite Couchie duos (lesbian & straight friends) on Wendy Williams just now! I had to rewind because I couldn't believe they were sitting there. They look great, by the way. I was pathetically excited to see them, lol. And in case you're as pathetic as I am, they show up in the audience shot during Hot Topics when Wendy announces she's "Team Khloe" ETA: I totally recognize Teddi's daughter too! Those eyes are her trademark and now I see how they're Teddi's also. But ya kinda fudged Teddi, she was clothed on the US Playboys, but there's some breast and nip in other countries' covers .... mmmhmmm. Edited October 29, 2015 by SnarkKitty 2 Link to comment
hnygrl October 29, 2015 Share October 29, 2015 Zeno Mom to kid: "Stop acting like your daddy's dumb as hell!" She had that "Momma" look I learned to fear in my own momma when I was young, the "You ain't as slick as you think you are" look. Loved it. GIT IT TEDDI! She may be up there in years, but that cat who swallowed the canary smile was priceless. "Anybody ever have sex in public?" And Teddi smirk/smiles. I yelled at the TV "GIT IT TEDDI!" LOVE the glam-moms. 1 Link to comment
zenme October 30, 2015 Share October 30, 2015 I remember her from Babylon 5! Oh, yeah! She was also married to Ron Moss, of The Bold and the Beautiful, and Player. 1 Link to comment
zenme October 30, 2015 Share October 30, 2015 And in case you're as pathetic as I am, they show up in the audience shot during Hot Topics when Wendy announces she's "Team Khloe" Yeah! I saw too, and put it on another thread! Those 2 are my favorite "couchers." I'd love to watch the shows with them. They're funny and always have alcohol. 2 Link to comment
zxy556575 October 30, 2015 Share October 30, 2015 Favorite couchers? The usual top 3, but I also have a soft spot for Andy Egber because he's such the clueless dad sometimes. Always game to take a stab at some reality dope's name, but never quite getting it right. "Rewind, rewind! I couldn't hear!" "Oh. It was nothing." 3 Link to comment
raiderred1 November 1, 2015 Share November 1, 2015 I honestly like all of them but I do have my favorites-Julie and Brandy for sure! 4 Link to comment
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