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Season Three: Time to Snuggle Up And Watch Our Couchies!

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SnarkKitty
SnarkKitty

And to think, I thought it was the dumbest idea ever when announced.   Don't bother, I've got this covered. *slaps self*

zxy556575
zxy556575

Ya know, I generally dislike scrolling tweets or other on-screen commentary but I'd make an exception in this case. The editors could add arrows pointing to Brandy's dogs with their names, the caloric

WhitneyWhit
WhitneyWhit

OMG, Julie and Brandy regarding Gabrielle Carteris while watching the 90210 movie:   "I'm 50 and just starting menopause" "My arthritis is acting up" "The sun makes my wrists hurt" "I've already

cooksdelight

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The expressions of everyone watching The Walking Dead were perfect. Then someone starts with the loud horn and the zombies are coming, faces are getting bit off and the crowd goes wild! LOL

I could watch the grannies figuring out what MILF meant a hundred times.

"Bureaustocracy" is our new word of the week.

"You got married, you had children and you lived happily ever after. That's a bunch of bullshit." Go granny! Just one of the funny comments watching Married At First Sight. Plus the Zeno song "Come Back Home" :D "Is it sickening, or is it just because they are annoying?" HAHAHA

Fargo -- "Why is everything in the 70s orange, yellow and brown?" "Slice, slice, stab, honey!" "Is she bleeding??" "That's when cars were made out of metal." "A deer with a white suit on? Girl, bye..."

I don't even know where to begin with Little Women of L.A., OMG.... hilarious! Poor Zeno kid hiding his face when the woman was talking about all the ways she planned to have sex.

SNL -- :Amy's already a better porn actress than most porn actresses." "Is this what straight porn is like?" *confused look*

Glad to see the Resnick's dog again!

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zxy556575

zxy556575

Okay, Emerson. I already don't get his haircut but his t-shirts tonight were tragic.I can only assume he's wearing them ironically?

 

Aw, the Zeno and Egbar parents are high school sweethearts. I often wonder if any of the couchies ever watch these shows again of their own volition -- like, is Ayn addicted to The Walking Dead now?

 

Of course Julie is an expert on dead bodies vis a vis freezer burn and odors!

 

Let's all take up a collection to send Lamont and crew to Hawaii and then film them.

 

"It's always the blond that's the ho!"

 

"Perky people don't go to the hospital."

 

"Vagina makes you do some crazy things."

 

I also liked "bloated Matt Damon."

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pasdetrois

pasdetrois

Papa Zeno has the best laugh. I love this family's easy-going vibe. Mama Zeno said she's loved Papa since she was five years old.

 

What the hell was the get-up one of the Persian sisters was wearing? A bandana, pink lipstick and black thigh-highs?

 

One night Julie is going to flop back on the couch and the little dog who's always behind her is going to be ejected like a fighter pilot.

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walnutqueen

walnutqueen

Ooh, some of my favorite shows this week! 

 

The Walking Dead

"I really should be alone for this"

"I'm going to need more alcohol to get through this show"

"I would have to like run on the treadmill every day, so I don't get winded and left behind"

 

Ladies of London

"I used to teach rifle range at summer camp"

"MILF" ... Google description ensues

"I mean, you shouldn't feel the knife going in,  you should just know it's there"

 

My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

"She has one of those my life is terrible Sigourney Weaver haircuts"

"West Covina!"  "And a costume reveal!"

Julie singing while the dog licks her lips and the inside of her mouth was my favorite part of the evening.

 

Married at First Sight: The First Year

"I should never have gotten married the first time ..."

"I mean, I'm a little worried about the Ice Capades routine in the kitchen"

"One day your Daddy wrote a song for me, because I was so mad.  It was called Please Come Home"

 

Fargo

"Why does it feel like in the 70s everything was orange, yellow and brown?"

"Here it comes; slice, slice, stab, honey.  Or choke, choke, die"

"Well, we've gotta have blood on the snow, otherwise it's not Fargo"

"Catch up.  I've been lying to you since the tater tots"

"Fargo reminds me of Detroit".   "Murder and cold"

 

Little Women: LA

"Literally, I could not wear a bikini, but they all can"

"That's a black girl booty, right there"

"You put your keys in a bowl.  Right, Dad?"

 

SNL

"Amy's already a better porn actress than most porn actresses"

"Is this what straight porn is like?"

American Apparel closing: "Where am I going to get all my clothes?"

 

Vet School

Rosie's re-routed salivary ducts: "Could you imagine, somebody bringing out bacon, and you're all like {mimes tears}?"

"If you did have a dog, do you even know what you'd name that dog?"  "Leonidas or something"  "I do like that name"

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zxy556575

zxy556575

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Fargo

"Why does it feel like in the 70s everything was orange, yellow and brown?"

"Here it comes; slice, slice, stab, honey.  Or choke, choke, die"

"Well, we've gotta have blood on the snow, otherwise it's not Fargo"

"Catch up.  I've been lying to you since the tater tots"

"Fargo reminds me of Detroit".   "Murder and cold"

 

I was trying to remember what reactions I had when I watched this episode myself. I know I didn't cry out when the waitress was shot, or gasp when Culkin was revealed to be in the basement. I'd be a phlegmatic, shitty couchie to watch, is what I'm saying. Kind of like dad Joe with the three daughters. So congrats again to the casting people for getting such a reactive and fun group. Honestly, I would geek out a little if I ever saw any of them IRL.

 

When Teddi asked if they could stop watching now, I was wondering if they could. Probably they just wouldn't get paid.

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zxy556575

zxy556575

They need to get my sister and me on staff. Every time we watch "How To Get Away With Murder" we look at each other and scream in unison, with my dog barking, cats jumping. It would be a good show.

We should set up an IRC channel and use webcams to watch each other watching people watching TV.  :)

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SnarkKitty

SnarkKitty

MAFS:

"I'm a little worried about the Ice Capades routine in the kitchen."

"Will the cameras follow them in the bedroom? "They'll stay in the kitchen ... and run her hair through the cake." (Ayn cracks up)

"Is it sickening? It's like, they're annoying!"   "I don't know if it's just sickening to us because we're awful people."

Alonzo Mosely FBI

Alonzo Mosely FBI

Love these guys I think the Zenos are my favorite.

I've been wondering both seasons, where is this filmed? Soundstage? The house exteriors look fake fake fake, and the interiors a little less fake, but too "staged" ..... Just wondered.

I do enjoy the show a lot!

The golden girls googling MILF was great!

Leonidas!

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cooksdelight

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I've been wondering both seasons, where is this filmed? Soundstage? The house exteriors look fake fake fake, and the interiors a little less fake, but too "staged" ..... Just wondered.

I think this may have been posted before, but this article confirms that it is filmed in the various homes where they live:

http://www.dailynews.com/arts-and-entertainment/20140613/bravos-the-peoples-couch-brings-viewers-into-angelenos-homes-as-they-watch-tv

Scott also did an interview saying yes, they film at home, and it's not at all scripted. I know the apartment building where the grannies live, from the outside. I've been by there several times.

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zxy556575

zxy556575

I don't care what shows they were watching -- this was the episode of Zenos vs the Fly!

 

Not totally sure any of the couchies had the deep and tender understanding of the workings of The Bachelorette needed to appreciate the Jane the Virgin parody. But I kind of agree that I wouldn't want a prettier version of me tagging along everywhere.

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Chrissytd

Chrissytd

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"All natural, 100%."

 

No Scott, stay on Team Michael.

 

I like how The Zeno Family couldn't focus on Don't Be Tardy because they were too busy trying to kill a fly with an electric swatter.

 

I watch Shark Tank regularly and somehow missed the pitch featuring Dude Wipes. Completely ridiculous. 

 

"Tennis is already boring, don't play it in slow-motion." Emerson and I have the right I did.

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biakbiak

biakbiak

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"I could totally rock a fire Mohawk, I am not sure about the dress shirt thong indie!"- Emerson love you always!

Also "why buy the whole pig when it has a little dick" is the funniest thing grandma has ever said.

I never watch Shark Tank but I totally recognized Brian from The Amazing Race.

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Bruinsfan

Bruinsfan

I watch Shark Tank regularly and somehow missed the pitch featuring Dude Wipes. Completely ridiculous.

I felt as if they should have included a disclaimer that while their product is suitable for use on the face, it shouldn't be used in that fashion AFTER being used for bathroom cleanup. They are marketing to drunk frat boys, after all.

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editorgrrl

editorgrrl

Teddi may be the exasperated, eyerolling one, but girl is getting herself some!

And her daughter was a Playboy covergirl in the '80s! ("With clothes on.")

When the Red Oaks doctor tried to talk to Jennifer Grey, did Ayn say, "Poor guy—he's really farmisht"? (The closed captions said "famished.") She was the only one who laughed at the line "a C is a Jewish F."

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zxy556575

zxy556575

And her daughter was a Playboy covergirl in the '80s! ("With clothes on.")

 

That made me curious, too! Some quick online research tells us that Teddi's (Tee) name is Shattuck She has three daughters, Shari, Stephanie and Shawna. Shari is an actress so I figured she was the best bet, and yup.

 

As much as I watch TV, I'm thinking about getting rid of it because the price gouging by cable/satellite companies annoys me so much. Everything I watch is available online; so what if it's maybe a day or week later...

 

EXCEPT TPC!. Stupid Bravo makes clips available but not full episodes, so I'd be reduced to scrummaging around You Tube or whatnot. Phooey. It's pretty much my favorite show these days, but still not worth $85/month.

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SnarkKitty

SnarkKitty

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Hey! I just spotted one of my favorite Couchie duos (lesbian & straight friends) on Wendy Williams just now! I had to rewind because I couldn't believe they were sitting there. They look great, by the way.  I was pathetically excited to see them, lol.

 

And in case you're as pathetic as I am, they show up in the audience shot during Hot Topics when Wendy announces she's "Team Khloe"

 

ETA: I totally recognize Teddi's daughter too! Those eyes are her trademark and now I see how they're Teddi's also. But ya kinda fudged Teddi, she was clothed on the US Playboys, but there's some breast and nip in other countries' covers .... mmmhmmm.

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hnygrl

hnygrl

Zeno Mom to kid: "Stop acting like your daddy's dumb as hell!" She had that "Momma" look I learned to fear in my own momma when I was young, the "You ain't as slick as you think you are" look. Loved it.

 

GIT IT TEDDI! She may be up there in years, but that cat who swallowed the canary smile was priceless. "Anybody ever have sex in public?" And Teddi smirk/smiles. I yelled at the TV "GIT IT TEDDI!" LOVE the glam-moms.

 

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