Kim Kardashian Thomas Humphries West

[chocolatine]

53 minutes ago, Aw my lahgs said:

Kim allowing the world to see what her butt really looks like makes me wonder what she's trying to distract us from. Everyone talking about her butt means we aren't paying attention to other things. Did she mess up her face again? Or what else could it be?

Since her face is barely recognizable anymore, the ginormous and lumpy butt is the only way to know for sure that it's her.

[Mu Shu]

On 4/13/2017 at 4:24 PM, TheVoicesToldMeTo said:

Cher might be the only person Kim could pose next to, and virtually disappear in their shadow.  I remember watching a VH1 behind the music on Cher and she is only a quarter Armenian, I think.  The rest of her siblings are blond/blue eyed and she just randomly got all of the Armenian coloring.  And she's never really played up her heritage either - wasn't she all into appropriating American Indian culture back in the 70s? 

Dark hair and eyes are not a specific trait in Armenians.  All hair/eye colors are represented there.  Kim gets her looks, including her dark hair and eyes from her non Armenian mother.   Light hair and eyes is the exception in most ethnicities.   

[Artsda]

She'll be at Met Gala without Kanye.  She's probably relieved. 

http://people.com/style/kanye-west-not-attending-met-gala-2017/

[Veronique Bette]

8 minutes ago, Artsda said:

She'll be at Met Gala without Kanye.  She's probably relieved. http://people.com/style/kanye-west-not-attending-met-gala-2017/

Maybe so, but she wouldn't have been invited to this event in the first place had it not been for the Kanye connection via Anna Wintour, for whatever reason that was. Kim Kardashian on her own? Never.

[puddles 23]

Kim at the met gala

[Artsda]

Edited May 2, 2017 by Artsda

[Frost]

I don't get it.  Isn't the Met Gala for over the top, risky fashion?  Kim wrapped herself in a white bed sheet.

[chocolatine]

1 minute ago, Frost said:

I don't get it.  Isn't the Met Gala for over the top, risky fashion?  Kim wrapped herself in a white bed sheet.

I just flipped through People's gallery of the Met Gala arrivals, and the vast majority of the outfits are completely hideous. Kim's isn't the worst for once.

[iwasish]

54 minutes ago, Artsda said:

It's the new no bling nonmaterialistic Kim. No jewelry, no makeup, no expression. Still with the too long sleeves and double off the shoulder thing. By next Met Ball, the skirt will go further south and the tits will be flopping around untethered. 

[jadecorleone]

Compared to the flowered couch dress it looks nice but it also looks like something she would wear everyday. Nothing special.

[iwasish]

30 minutes ago, jadecorleone said:

 

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Edited May 2, 2017 by iwasish

[howmanywords]

I think she looks nice, simple but pretty. And if she did wear something OTT and risky she would have been knocked for that. There are some really, really ugly dresses there tonight and the people wearing them aren't exactly being praised.

[GaT]

1 hour ago, Frost said:

I don't get it.  Isn't the Met Gala for over the top, risky fashion?  Kim wrapped herself in a white bed sheet.

That's because "over the top" is what she calls her everyday wear.

[Aw my lahgs]

What happened to her face? It doesn't Even look like Kim K anymore.

[iwasish]

8 hours ago, GaT said:

That's because "over the top" is what she calls her everyday wear.

Most of day and evening wear for Kim is uncover the top.

[ginger90]

It's the first time I have seen an off the shoulder gown make someone look frumpy.

[TheVoicesToldMeTo]

12 hours ago, Frost said:

I don't get it.  Isn't the Met Gala for over the top, risky fashion?  Kim wrapped herself in a white bed sheet.

The red carpet slideshow.  I think that Kim knew that whatever crazy ensemble her entourage could come up with, wouldn't hold a candle to whatever the A list celebs and entertainment icons were wearing (Check out Rihana).  So she went with demure to stand out in her own way, which didn't really work.  It's the equivalent of showing up to prom in gym shorts.  There are probably gala staff standing around in the background in more interesting outfits than what Kim is wearing.  Even Kyle and Kendall are at least rocking flesh colored cut outs and sequins.  I doubt Kanye would have let her leave the house without his stamp of approval and this look is a slightly upscale version of his neutral toned desert-wear apparel.  Just missing some of that clunky cartouche Yeezy jewelry.

[BitterApple]

I actually think the dress is nice and from the neck down she looks good. Her face, however, looks like hardened granite and she's totally dead in the eyes. 

[iwasish]

38 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

I actually think the dress is nice and from the neck down she looks good. Her face, however, looks like hardened granite and she's totally dead in the eyes. 

I think she is dead inside. I doubt very much this is the life she's pictured or the life she wants. I think her appearance on Ellen was her trying to convince herself that she's content living a life in which she can't/wont flaunt her jewelry and bling or be seen as living a trivial life based on material things. 

Does anyone really believe she'll be happy playing dress up with North in all her expensive gowns and shoes.. only wearing her jewelry in the safety of her huge closet? Cutting her travel and personal appearances down to play stay at home mommy and worrying if her husband will ever be stable enough to escort her to a to major function again.

[BitterApple]

13 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Does anyone really believe she'll be happy playing dress up with North in all her expensive gowns and shoes.. only wearing her jewelry in the safety of her huge closet? Cutting her travel and personal appearances down to play stay at home mommy and worrying if her husband will ever be stable enough to escort her to a to major function again.

Not in a million years. Kim is a narcissist, and narcissist's need 24/7 attention. It's their lifeline. North and Saint are too small to prop up her ego, so there's no way she's going to be satisfied playing housewife and doing normal "mom things." She only takes a hiatus from famewhoring when she needs tune-ups on her face and butt. I also think it's a case of her not being as in-demand as she was in years previously, and she's trying to cover for it by saying she wants to spend more time at home. 

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, BitterApple said:

Not in a million years. Kim is a narcissist, and narcissist's need 24/7 attention. It's their lifeline. North and Saint are too small to prop up her ego, so there's no way she's going to be satisfied playing housewife and doing normal "mom things." She only takes a hiatus from famewhoring when she needs tune-ups on her face and butt. I also think it's a case of her not being as in-demand as she was in years previously, and she's trying to cover for it by saying she wants to spend more time at home. 

I wonder if she hears Kris Humphries words ringing in her ears .... "In a few years no one will know who you are!"

And if I have to hear her say one more time how hard she worked for the nice things she has and how she deserves to have nice things because she worked so hard for them, I'll puke. Yes she can afford nice things. She didn't work hard for them.

And whether or not she was robbed by someone, she still is entitled to have her things and wear them in public.  Does she think that by not wearing expensive jewels in public, people will think she doesn't have them? Or isn't it more likely that if she goes out without her jewelry, that a thief might think " Hey Kim is at the Met Ball, sans her bling, she'll be there all night, might be a good time to rob her house, where she left all her jewels!!

Edited May 2, 2017 by iwasish

[TheVoicesToldMeTo]

Is Kim really spending more time at home?  Since her return to the public, it seems biz as usual.  Maybe without the specter of Kanye it seems like she's not getting quite as much attention these days.  You can't martyr yourself on a cause that isn't public fodder and I hope that Kanye has a good support system encouraging him to stay off twitter and chill at his desk job (Yeezy fashion) for a while.

Edited May 2, 2017 by TheVoicesToldMeTo

[iwasish]

3 hours ago, TheVoicesToldMeTo said:

Is Kim really spending more time at home?  Since her return to the public, it seems biz as usual.  Maybe without the specter of Kanye it seems like she's not getting quite as much attention these days.  You can't martyr yourself on a cause that isn't public fodder and I hope that Kanye has a good support system encouraging him to stay off twitter and chill at his desk job (Yeezy fashion) for a while.

Now that she's over the hump (no pun intended) and has publicly declared herself humbled and reborn, she'll be showing her ass everywhere she can wedge it in. Kanye not being on her arm isn't going to stop her one bit. In fact, she may enjoy herself more. I wonder if as much as Kourtney always felt she had to monitor Scott and  try and keep him in line, did Kim, especially the last year or so, have some of the same problems with Kanye? Friends like John Legend have remarked that they had concerns for a while,  and it did appear at times that Kim was nervous as to his reactions to certain things (the Iceland trip and some of the Cuba trip, along with his outrage over Kylie's Puma deal and Kim having to talk to Kris about giving her a heads up on business transactions that might be touchy are examples., Kim has said she doesn't like confrontations and I thought she seemed to have been pushed into the Taylor Swift mess, perhaps because Kanye was carrying on so about it that she had to take a side publicly. I always felt it was out of character for her to be a part of something like that (not that she wouldn't do it from behind the scenes, cause she is a sneak)

[lightbeam]

22 hours ago, iwasish said:

It's the new no bling nonmaterialistic Kim. No jewelry, no makeup, no expression. Still with the too long sleeves and double off the shoulder thing. By next Met Ball, the skirt will go further south and the tits will be flopping around untethered. 

This is one fugly ugly dress. I'm sure there are plenty of nice white/neutral non-flashy dresses to choose from, if that was her intent. This dress would be unacceptable on Project Runway.  It is piss poor design. Leave it to Kim to find the ugliest white dress and think she is fashionable.

[TheVoicesToldMeTo]

23 hours ago, iwasish said:

 I think her appearance on Ellen was her trying to convince herself that she's content living a life in which she can't/wont flaunt her jewelry and bling or be seen as living a trivial life based on material things. 

Ugh, that Ellen appearance.  Kim seems to imply that God planned the robbery as a way to teach her a lesson, ala Scrooge's visit from the Ghost of Christmas future.  I wonder how the Concierge feels about his traumatic experience and then sudden unemployment as all part of God's master plan to raise  Kim to up the next level of wokeness. 

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, TheVoicesToldMeTo said:

Ugh, that Ellen appearance.  Kim seems to imply that God planned the robbery as a way to teach her a lesson, ala Scrooge's visit from the Ghost of Christmas future.  I wonder how the Concierge feels about his traumatic experience and then sudden unemployment as all part of God's master plan to raise  Kim to up the next level of wokeness. 

Can you imagine if Oprah was still on air? She'd be in heaven interviewing Kim about how this is all part of the master plan to make Kim her best self(ie).

[Picture It. Sicily]

That dress reminds me of that one paparazzi shot from when she was pregnant with North.

[MargeGunderson]

1 hour ago, Picture It. Sicily said:

That dress reminds me of that one paparazzi shot from when she was pregnant with North.

I'm sad that I know which one you are talking about. I've got to make some changes in my life.....

[Picture It. Sicily]

On Wednesday, May 03, 2017 at 6:21 PM, MargeGunderson said:

I'm sad that I know which one you are talking about. I've got to make some changes in my life.....

I'm sad that I immediately made the connection. 

[GaT]

More pictures from the Mexican vacation, how does she sit?

 

[iwasish]

How does she wipe?

[Magog]

Quote

How does she wipe?

I don't think I want to know this.

My eyes are bleeding right now & I feel like vomiting. Those photos are so disgusting & there is nothing remotely sexy about that. What is the point of these photos? We all seen her butt way too many times for my liking. What is different about these photos than the other crappy photos that Kim usually takes?

Edited May 8, 2017 by Magog

[JocelynCavanaugh]

I have never seen a human being in my entire life with thighs that small connected to a butt that huge. It's just not possible. Does she still try to claim that she doesn't have butt implants? If that somehow occurred naturally, she really needs to get checked for some kind of localized elephantiasis. I'd hate for her to pass that on to North or Saint.

[BitterApple]

59 minutes ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

I have never seen a human being in my entire life with thighs that small connected to a butt that huge. It's just not possible. Does she still try to claim that she doesn't have butt implants? If that somehow occurred naturally, she really needs to get checked for some kind of localized elephantiasis. I'd hate for her to pass that on to North or Saint.

She had fat transfer done. The docs lipo fat out of her stomach and thighs and transfer it into that monstrous butt. So technically she's not lying when she says she never had implants, but her ass has still been artificially blown up to gargantuan proportions. 

[GaT]

1 hour ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

I have never seen a human being in my entire life with thighs that small connected to a butt that huge. It's just not possible. Does she still try to claim that she doesn't have butt implants? 

She also claims she never had a nose job, she apparently thinks the only people in the world with eyes are her family.

[JocelynCavanaugh]

15 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

She had fat transfer done. The docs lipo fat out of her stomach and thighs and transfer it into that monstrous butt. So technically she's not lying when she says she never had implants, but her ass has still been artificially blown up to gargantuan proportions. 

I totally believe that but does she admit to it? I thought she recently had that tumor of an ass reduced a bit but apparently it's as gross as ever. 

[BitterApple]

31 minutes ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

I totally believe that but does she admit to it? I thought she recently had that tumor of an ass reduced a bit but apparently it's as gross as ever. 

No, of course not. I think the only thing she's copped to is Botox.

[TheVoicesToldMeTo]

35 minutes ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

I totally believe that but does she admit to it? I thought she recently had that tumor of an ass reduced a bit but apparently it's as gross as ever. 

She photoshopped her butt flatter for some Hallowe'en pics with North, and when she was laying low last fall, she was wandering around town getting ice cream in oversized hoodies with teeny shorts and only being papped from the front - that may have given the impression she'd had her butt reduced.  This family knows how to play the game of "did she, or didn't she?".   Heavily photoshop an IG (inflated lips, boobs, add abs, expand a derierre) and you can get the internet talking for days.  Do a slightly crappy job of photoshop and you can get the internet talking for weeks.  Their publicists do the same thing with the break ups/make ups and pregnancy rumors.  Khloe's pregnant!  ...few days go by... oh now she's guzzling wine on snapchat, guess not!  Rinse, repeat.

[puddles 23]

Kim out in LA today. I can see her right butt cheek from the leather skirt. I wish she could put on clothing that can fit her.

Edited May 8, 2017 by puddles 23

[Shangrilala]

I mean...those pictures have to be enhanced, right?  I just have a hard time believing that is her "real" butt.

Sigh.  Remember when she looked like this?  This was even after having work done. And back then we were all saying - hey, stop having so much work done.  Now look where we are.  

[iwasish]

Kanye believes all the changes in her face are due to contouring? He believes her ass and tits shrink and swell due solely to her weight gain/loss?

[The Ascension]

Today marks 3 years of wedded bliss for Kimye. Per People, on her website, Kim is still obsessing over her dress. I've never met a bride who can't get over the dress. Most wives I know barely think about their wedding dress after the wedding day is over. Sure, yeah, I bet if you walk up to them and ask them about it, they still love it and felt beautiful in it, but there's more to their lives. Typically after that for anniversaries, most people share about their married life thus far or give a shout out to their partner? But nope, shallow Kim still amazed over her dress. I guess given who she's married to...it makes sense.

http://people.com/style/kim-kardashian-wedding-dress-photos/

(i did love her dress tho.)

[Cocoa Puff]

Kim's Old house is for sale again, I LOVED this house but I didn't realize how small the backyard is.

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Beverly-Hills/3145-Abington-Dr-90210/home/6833683

[BitterApple]

7 hours ago, carolinagirl81 said:

Kim's Old house is for sale again, I LOVED this house but I didn't realize how small the backyard is.

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Beverly-Hills/3145-Abington-Dr-90210/home/6833683

I loved that house too! Not too big, not too small, decorated well. My only gripe is it could use a little color, but I understand wanting to keep the scheme neutral for potential buyers. Even so, it's a million times nicer than that soulless cinderblock museum Kim and the kids were living in before Kanye went off the deep end. 

Edited May 25, 2017 by BitterApple

[ginger90]

For me, the yard would have been a nightmare with small children.

[BitterApple]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

For me, the yard would have been a nightmare with small children.

True, but in Kim's case that's the nannies' problem to worry about not hers.

[Petunia13]

On 5/7/2017 at 10:33 PM, iwasish said:

How does she wipe?

Jonathan. 

[GaT]

Just now, Petunia13 said:

Jonathan. 

With his nose.

[iwasish]

38 minutes ago, GaT said:

With his nose.

An inch and a half lower.

[BitterApple]

Don't ask me how I know this, but little people often have to use toilet paper on a stick because their arms are too short to reach behind and down to their bottoms. I imagine Kim uses a similar contraption.