Kim Kardashian Thomas Humphries West

[ms.o]

Maybe kim shouldn't smile more. This looks painful!

https://instagram.com/p/zeLmxYuSx8/

She and Kris look so plastic surgery alike

[iwasish]

I guess she found a babysitter.

[parisprincess]

Well, at least she's covered up in that picture. 

[Kromm]

Wait.  Kanye got some kind of BET award?  For what?  Do they really give awards for being a blowhard asshole?

[Cocoa Puff]

Wait.  Kanye got some kind of BET award?  For what?  Do they really give awards for being a blowhard asshole?

Yeah. The BET Honor's Award show was taped last month i thiink? and they honored him with the Entrepreneur Award..

[howmanywords]

Kanye got the "Visionary" award whatever the hell that is and apparently cracked jokes about how much Kim loves black men in his speech.

[Tunia]

^^^Someone should tell Kanye that you don't have to be a "visionary" to figure that out!

[GaT]

Maybe kim shouldn't smile more. This looks painful!

https://instagram.com/p/zeLmxYuSx8/

She and Kris look so plastic surgery alike

I love how she manages to turn something about Kanye winning an award into a post about herself. "I'm so proud of Kanye, look how much I'm smiling!"

[iwasish]

I love how she manages to turn something about Kanye winning an award into a post about herself. "I'm so proud of Kanye, look how much I'm smiling!"

I think it was the reference to her love of black men that she was smiling about.

[hendersonrocks]

Wow, Kim. You really went there, girl.

 

She looks miserable and like she cannot move her face. Both.

[Jellybeans]

not a good look for her...she is aging fast.

[Cocoa Puff]

In the above picture  Kim looks miserable....Damn Kimmy you wanted this life you can at least look happy about it, and damn you for making me feel sad for you for a second. Or maybe this is her Look I can be a model too!!! face.

Kanye looks all the way wasted! Damn Kan that must be some good shit.

[RealityCowgirl]

She never, EVER fails to deliver.

The most compelling case of "If God didn't make you a blonde, there's a reason, dear" I've seen in a long time.

Not that that particular blonde is ever found in nature...

Edited March 5, 2015 by RealityCowgirl

[howmanywords]

That color is horrible. Wow. And I was just saying the other day that I actually love the shade of blonde Khloe just got. WTF is Kim thinking with this? Her previous blonde while I didnt like was not as harsh.

[iwasish]

That color is horrible. Wow. And I was just saying the other day that I actually love the shade of blonde Khloe just got. WTF is Kim thinking with this? Her previous blonde while I didnt like was not as harsh.

She's got that camel look on her face that she had in Paris.  I bet she scares the shit out of Nori when she visits her room at night. Oh never mind I forgot, the only visit Nori gets at night is from the nanny.  

[merylinkid]

The look on her face is enough to put to rest that old saw "Blonds have more fun."

[Artsda]

She really would do anything to take the spot light from Kendall.

 

Her hair was done in those pictures in that hat covering her entire head, she wanted her hair to be a big deal at the Balmain show that Kendall was walking. 

[Cocoa Puff]

I say it's a wig/weave/extentions she always goes blond this time of year then goes back "natural" a month or so later.

[Maysie]

Yeah, she wrecked it. I actually liked her hair much more after she got it cut -- it looked sharp on her. This just looks like crap. I wonder if she knows it and that's why she looks so miserable. They both look kind of dead-eyed.

 

If I was wearing that jacket I think I'd look happier. I can't see the whole thing, but it looks kind of nifty.

[Humbugged]

[peaceknit]

Yeesh, whoever convinced her that this was a good look should be shot. Anything for publicity.

[Maysie]

So Go Fug Yourself has a little bit on the new color change, as well as a second picture which is awful in many ways. The dress she's wearing is awful and her expression is almost unreal -- like seriously, not human.

 

The comments beneath are interesting and one or two people noted that the blonde hair was a bit Amber Rose-like (which is what I thought when I first saw the pictures). One of the interesting things about the comments is the number of people who seem to be becoming concerned for Kim - a host of comments about how she looks out of it, zoned out, etc, as well as a lot of gabbery about Kanye's controlling ways. Also a lot about her increasingly human-Barbie appearance.

 

Who knows why she did it, but I'm guessing it won't last long because the feedback is so negative. I'm sure we'll hear about that from Kanye.

[iwasish]

The exposed nipples? WTF? I'd turn her away if she arrived at my restaurant looking like that. If Kanye thinks it's such a great look, why aren't his balls on display?

Can she even eat? Or does the food just flow out of her unfeeling/immobile lips?

[Kromm]

It could be worse.  At least she didn't frost her brows.  

[grisgris]

OK. Shoot me but I didn't think the hair look that bad in the second photo. Otherwise, no. It's totally the wrong shade for her coloring.

 

Her left eye looks all wonky in that top photo. I have to agree with the GFY posters who said she looks plastic. Vacant. Stoned/spaced-out, you name it.

 

Where's Kanye's blonde hair? Yeah. Word to the above. Why aren't his jewels on display? Kim and North are just dress-up dolls.

 

Hey Kim, you used to be so pretty. Now you're lookin' all kinds of shitty. I think it's kinda rude. Yeezy won't be a blonde dude. You can't be a Barbie doll,

'cuz you just ain't very tall. But Yeezy's got a ploy -- your just a plastic sex toy!

 

ENOUGH!!

[GaT]

First, the fake Kanye rap is awesome. Second, a couple of days ago Khloe debuted blonde hair & got some press, what a coincidence that Kim decided to go blonde too, & right after Kimye got bad press for getting babies banned at NYFW.

[Watermelon]

Khloe's is sooooo much better.

 

If I was going to copy, I'd make sure my dye job was epic.

[peaceknit]

Wait, forget the hair, she's done something to her face too. The hair was probably to distract from the face work. Hardly looks like the same person. 

 

http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2015/03/05/kim-kardashian-dyes-hair-platinum-blonde-photos/

[RealityCowgirl]

Life gone from her eyes, too...

[iwasish]

She needed to steal some of Kendall's thunder. It must kill her that she had to resort to fucking Ray J on tape to get noticed and Kendall walks into instant celebrity. She's commented many times that Kanye was soooo influential in Kendall's start but I think that's so much BS. Kims time in the spotlight is fading. She has to be more and more shocking to get the same press she used to get by just showing her ass. But lately the press isn't as flattering. The gossip sites are showing how her clothing is ripping at the seams and I bet in some/many cases its been cut open for her to get it on, and then she's sewn into it. That pink leather dress? She was carrying her fur jacket behind her as a cover up to the seams that had given way and the industrial thread that was used to try and hold it together was obvious. She used to try and pretend she had a career/profession but now, she just hits anyone who dares ask just what it is that she does, with her bank account.

I bet Kris Humps comment that in a few years no one will care about her must be ringing in her ears.

Edited March 6, 2015 by iwasish

[GaT]

I think she copied Jared Leto

[mmk1987]

Her face looks wonky like they pulled one side too far when she was under the knife. She just keeps getting more and more work done...it's insane. I can't even imagine what she will look like when she is in her fifties. It's sad cause she was pretty years ago but now she's just plastic to the max.

[Artsda]

I think she copied Jared Leto

He did it because he's dying his hair green to star work as The Joker, so he had to cut and bleach for the green dye. Her motives were her own selfish upstaging reasons or she wouldn't have covered it all up with the hat until the Balmain show.

 

I really hope Kendall sees through her.

[Dezdemona]

Wow.  There is so much wrong with her look here that it's hard to know where to begin.   First of all, the hair color is totally wrong.  So wrong.  Worlds of wrong.  Secondly, the blonde hair completely pulled back from her face really exposes all the surgery and injections she's had done.  She has certainly had one or two nose jobs too many.  Her nose is now far too small for her face overall, which is now unbalanced.  Furthermore, she had her nose shortened so much that even a photo taken straignt on shows her nostrils, which seem to have become the focal point of her face.   With lips the same color as her skin, her nostrils cause her to look like an alien or a snake.  That effect is made worse by the excess amount of fillers she's had put into her upper lip area.  Instead of having a channel between her nose and upper lip, as is natural, that area is weirdly flattened out by fillers and/or botox.  That further contributes to her resemblance to a snake.  

 

As for the clothes she's wearing, that mesh monstrosity just emphasizes her flaws, like how short-waisted she is.  That full panty which Taylor Swift and Katy Perry carry off as cute just looks like granny underpants on her body shape.  They help make her boobs look very droopy too.  I can't imagine any of that is an effect she would deliberately want to project.   I wonder what on earth she sees when she looks in the mirror.  I'm  astonished that she can be so blind to all these problems in her choices

Edited March 6, 2015 by Dezdemona

[ms.o]

http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2015/03/05/kim-kardashian-dyes-hair-platinum-blonde-photos/

I think she had the tip of her nose redone again. It looks narrower

[GaT]

Wow.  There is so much wrong with her look here that it's hard to know where to begin.   First of all, the hair color is totally wrong.  So wrong.  Worlds of wrong.  Secondly, the blonde hair completely pulled back from her face really exposes all the surgery and injections she's had done.  She has certainly had one or two nose jobs too many.  Her nose is now far too small for her face overall, which is now unbalanced.  Furthermore, she had her nose shortened so much that even a photo taken straignt on shows her nostrils, which seem to have become the focal point of her face.   With lips the same color as her skin, her nostrils cause her to look like an alien or a snake.  That effect is made worse by the excess amount of fillers she's had put into her upper lip area.  Instead of having a channel between her nose and upper lip, as is natural, that area is weirdly flattened out by fillers and/or botox.  That further contributes to her resemblance to a snake.  

 

 

A snake! I've been wondering what she reminds me of, & that's it. She looks like a snake. Or Voldemort

[Jellowslr]

Wait, forget the hair, she's done something to her face too. The hair was probably to distract from the face work. Hardly looks like the same person. 

 

http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2015/03/05/kim-kardashian-dyes-hair-platinum-blonde-photos/

 

Word on the street (I've always wanted to say that) is that whenever she goes blonde it is to distract from a face procedure. An ex family "insider" was spillin dirt somewhere awhile back and I stubbled down a rabbit hole of useless kartrashian information. Who knows if it's true, but that face is JACKED! It belongs in Area 51 with the other alien relics. 

[RealityCowgirl]

He did it because he's dying his hair green to star work as The Joker, so he had to cut and bleach for the green dye. Her motives were her own selfish upstaging reasons or she wouldn't have covered it all up with the hat until the Balmain show.

I really hope Kendall sees through her.

What do two of those three people have that the other does not? Jobs. Actual jobs. Where they show up, provide the skills requested, and get paid by someone who values those abilities. They have earned/are earning their professional reputations, in part, because they are succeeding in that.

Number three, well, not so much. People may pay her, but not for anything valued in any credible labor market. "Walking blow-up doll" isn't qualified to carry Jared Leto's lunchbox.

Edited March 6, 2015 by RealityCowgirl

[Artsda]

Kim Kardashian: "I've been having sex 500 times a day" -  http://peoplem.ag/GEmO5sY

 

I don't believe she's planning another one, not with her carrying it. 

[Tunia]

"I've been having sex 500 times a day"

 

 

With who?

[Shangrilala]

I'm actually a little stunned at her new look.  First of all, the color is wretched.  But honestly, that's the least of it, people do crazy things with their hair all the time.  Her eyes (besides looking dead) are all wonky, her nose is too narrow, she looks like a caricature.  And her style...

 

They are clearly trying to go for some fashion avant garde look, but it's becoming really disturbing.  I feel like between the surgery, the waist cinching, etc., she's basically mutilating herself.  I mentioned the Hunger Games when it came to Kanye's fashion line, but now, I feel like we are about 2 steps away from Kim dying her skin purple or shaving her teeth to create fangs, or something equally fucked up.  This does NOT seem normal.  And what's even more disturbing is, didn't Kanye's mom die as a result of a botched plastic surgery or something?  WHY is he earth is he encouraging this?  Didn't he fall in love with dark, curvy, sexy Kim?  What is he creating?  And quite frankly, I think it's 95% him because NONE of this stuff was going on before him.  I feel like we're watching the destruction of a human being here, and it's disturbing. 

 

As for her having sex 500x a day, will her doctor please step in and give her fertility lesson 101?  If you're having sex every day, at the right time, and not getting pregnant, you're actually supposed to try every other day.  Not amp it up.  You can have so much sex that you affect the odds of pregnancy.  But that's the least of the problem.  STOP with the waist training, it's probably affecting your fertility, you moron!

[peaceknit]

Kim Kardashian: "I've been having sex 500 times a day" -  http://peoplem.ag/GEmO5sY

 

I don't believe she's planning another one, not with her carrying it. 

 

I call bullshit on her sex quote. People who have a lot of sex don't need to proclaim it to the world. Same thing as when she says she and her hubs are soooooo in lurrrrve.

With who?

 

With herself, who else? 

[merylinkid]

We know she is not having sex with Kanye considering that they only recently reunited in Paris.    For quite a while she was in LA and he was in London.   Rather than her fertility specialists telling her to try less, maybe he should tell her that masturbation to your selfies does not lead to pregnancy.

[iwasish]

500 times a day!!! And she's not pregnant?  What is he a sixty second man? In and out? Or is he unable to get in far enough using her preferred from the rear position. Does he  fuck her on the sink while her glam squad waits in the other room?  I'm sure she  spends more time getting primped and preened and admiring herself in the mirror than  she does having sex.  Maybe she's trying to get knocked up again to steal  the moment from Bruce's reveal.

 

I can't imagine this self absorbed twit wants another baby. The whole he can't keep his hands off me show is just that.. a show. To steal every bit of press from Kendall that she can. Jealous much? 

[Mu Shu]

Khloe's is sooooo much better.

 

If I was going to copy, I'd make sure my dye job was epic.

There's no way someone with Kim's natural black hair can do that light of blonde, probably no shade of blonde would work.   Khloe is the only sister who  can pull blonde off.     No matter how much grease you put on it,  it has been processed to the point that the cuticle is completely stripped.   If that's not a damn convincing wig, she just killed her hair, like completely.  

 

Let's see, Khloe looks good blonde,  she's lost weight and got into great shape, and it's rumored she's in the running for FP, which is an actual gig.    Looks like the prize pig is being upstaged by her little sister, big time.   Not going to work, Kim.    You can't pull it off. 

 

WTF.    She has the most enviable head of hair, and she destroys it.    Maybe she's rebelling against her image.    Would be awesome if she buzzes it like Britney did.   

[iwasish]

There's no way someone with Kim's natural black hair can do that light of blonde, probably no shade of blonde would work.   Khloe is the only sister who  can pull blonde off.     No matter how much grease you put on it,  it has been processed to the point that the cuticle is completely stripped.   If that's not a damn convincing wig, she just killed her hair, like completely.  

 

Let's see, Khloe looks good blonde,  she's lost weight and got into great shape, and it's rumored she's in the running for FP, which is an actual gig.    Looks like the prize pig is being upstaged by her little sister, big time.   Not going to work, Kim.    You can't pull it off. 

 

WTF.    She has the most enviable head of hair, and she destroys it.    Maybe she's rebelling against her image.    Would be awesome if she buzzes it like Britney did.   

You mean like Amber Rose?

[Mrs peel]

It could be worse.  At least she didn't frost her brows.  

Well, that's because, considering all the important things going on in the world right now, this is what she's focused on:

 

"I love where my eyebrows are going right now.”

.

 

I'd say unbelievable, yet it's not.

[islandgal140]

The blond hair really brings out the plastic in her face.

 

She looks like a Jim Henson creation out of The Dark Crystal but even more lifeless and doll-like.

 

Edited March 6, 2015 by islandgal140

[howmanywords]

There's no way someone with Kim's natural black hair can do that light of blonde, probably no shade of blonde would work.   Khloe is the only sister who  can pull blonde off.     No matter how much grease you put on it,  it has been processed to the point that the cuticle is completely stripped.   If that's not a damn convincing wig, she just killed her hair, like completely.  

What's even more hysterical is she claims her new hairdresser got that shade of blonde on the first try.  If ythats true (and it is NOT easy going from very dark to platinum in one try. )Yep that had to cause major damage.

[iwasish]

What's even more hysterical is she claims her new hairdresser got that shade of blonde on the first try.  If ythats true (and it is NOT easy going from very dark to platinum in one try. )Yep that had to cause major damage.

Have you seen the hair on that hairdresser... Joyce Bonelli (?) it's a fried blonde mess. I hope her hair falls out and she has to shave it down to Amber Rose stage. 

She really is the shallowest of the whole family. What happened to doing everything in her power to fight racism and make the world a better place for her daughter? Instead she's walking around Paris with her nipples on display and admiring the way her eyebrows are developing.  And her alleged genius of a spouse finds her scintillating company apparently. I wish I were a fly on the wall to hear some of the conversations these two idiots have.