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All right, that does it. We need to organize and collaborate on the script, people. I can't bear your talents being squandered any longer. The genius needs release.

"Lets have sex, but first I need to ramble on for three hours."

"Good thing I'm quick!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8jeuYMHX9Y

 

For some reason, I'm having a TLC-bashing day and found this after discovering the "Network" section of PTV. The thread for TLC is a riot. Highly recommend checking this section out. There are great threads for legitimately-great channels like PBS and TCM as well.

 

Enjoy, and if this has already been posted here, mea culpa...

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MarysWetBar and Arwen Evenstar posted some hilarious Duggar haikus (which the latter dubbed "Smug-kus") on another thread. I thought I'd post a couple of mine here, at another poster's suggestion, since this seems like the proper forum for them:

Wear mustard sweater,

Long denim skirts, and flip-flops
To avoid NIKE

The headship Jim-Bob
Loves hairspray and "Hey, hey, hey."
Big head with no brain

 

Let's see some more!

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Lay it on my heart

Jim Bob, I'm ovulating.

I want my twenty.

 

Love for Jim Bob's first.

When they see the love we share

The kids will be fine.

 

Kids, check the fridge

It's Tater Tot Casserole

For your tea tonight.

 

In Tater Tot House,

Despite over twenty hearts,

Nineteen kids need love.

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OK.....as promised a few Smugku for your enjoyment

Dimwitted Dillards

Missionary position

Doing little else

Fundy Christian snark

Always passive-aggressive

How very Duggar!

Smuggs in prayer closet

Comforting his rod and staff

Unrepentant turd!

Edumikayshun

At SODRT

Worthless diploma

Narcissistic twit

Won't change her baby's diapers

Busy with selfies

Slapping of flip flops

Checking out those grubby toes

Bill Gothard got hard

Poor Grossie Josie

She's licking the countertops

Her jurisdiction

Calvinist Dust-Bin

Relious intolerance

Cocky little shit

Bin just realized

Selfie Queen is now Mean Girl

Honeymoon over!

Arwen Evenstar

Likes to write snarky haikus

Hope you enjoyed them!

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OK.....as promised a few Smugku for your enjoyment

Dimwitted Dillards

Missionary position

Doing little else

Fundy Christian snark

Always passive-aggressive

How very Duggar!

Smuggs in prayer closet

Comforting his rod and staff

Unrepentant turd!

Edumikayshun

At SODRT

Worthless diploma

Narcissistic twit

Won't change her baby's diapers

Busy with selfies

Slapping of flip flops

Checking out those grubby toes

Bill Gothard got hard

Poor Grossie Josie

She's licking the countertops

Her jurisdiction

Calvinist Dust-Bin

Relious intolerance

Cocky little shit

Bin just realized

Selfie Queen is now Mean Girl

Honeymoon over!

Arwen Evenstar

Likes to write snarky haikus

Hope you enjoyed them!

OMG you are a genius!!!

Josies. .her jurisdiction...I'm dying here hahaha

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Jim Boob Duggar

Helmet headed patriarch

Cloud of Aqua Net

Methinks Josiah

Hath some sugar in his tank

Trapped in Duggarland

She's at it again

Mowing lawn in bikini

Defrauding all men

Douchenozzle Smuggar

Adultery and pornos

Favorite no more

Jeebus jail sentence

No therapists nor doctors

Just pray it away

Magical thinking

All of life's answers are found

In Wisdom Booklets

Sperm causes cancer

Changing diapers defrauds men

Who believes this shite?

Enjoy ya'll...

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OK.....as promised a few Smugku for your enjoyment

Dimwitted Dillards

Missionary position

Doing little else

Fundy Christian snark

Always passive-aggressive

How very Duggar!

Smuggs in prayer closet

Comforting his rod and staff

Unrepentant turd!

Edumikayshun

At SODRT

Worthless diploma

Narcissistic twit

Won't change her baby's diapers

Busy with selfies

Slapping of flip flops

Checking out those grubby toes

Bill Gothard got hard

Poor Grossie Josie

She's licking the countertops

Her jurisdiction

Calvinist Dust-Bin

Relious intolerance

Cocky little shit

Bin just realized

Selfie Queen is now Mean Girl

Honeymoon over!

Arwen Evenstar

Likes to write snarky haikus

Hope you enjoyed them!

OK, I just read "Smuggs in prayer closet..." to my hub, and he literally choked on his cocktail. We are dying laughing. I could hardly read it. He kept saying, "WHAT is the last word??" Hahahahaha!!

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OK, I just read "Smuggs in prayer closet..." to my hub, and he literally choked on his cocktail. We are dying laughing. I could hardly read it. He kept saying, "WHAT is the last word??" Hahahahaha!!

LOL Tabby girl...glad you and your hubs are enjoying them..I wrote more this evening...some other posters wrote some really funny ones here too. :-)

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PERFECT!!!! Still giggling!

That Michelle face looks like every saint on every Catholic holy card I ever won for being the spelling bee champ.

PERFECT!!!! Still giggling!

 

JB looks like he's doing something under the table. Defrauding!

"Lets have sex, but first I need to ramble on for three hours."

"Good thing I'm quick!"

Gotta be quick. The Rapture could come any minute now.

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Countenance be damned.

Psychobitch robocaller.

Mini golf 4th hole.

Miracle snowflake

Spit-shining all surfaces

Future in carwash.

Raccoon-eyed Jinger

Side-hugging brother in law

Jessa strikes her down.

Spurgeon Elliot

Momma's tolerance,Dad's brain.

Next gen's Ed Gein.

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Okay, so I'm blushing and I took down the parody site stuff that I fell for, plus the quotes. Sorry!

I've never been on this thread before, hence the reason I'm late with this reply:

I did one waaay worse than yours last year. Evidently, everyone but me knew that the Onion was fake. I read on there that Barnes and Noble was giving away free Kindles, on that day only, between such-and-such hours. I called all my friends to let them in on that magnificent giveaway but didn't tell them exactly where I got my info. If they asked I just said that I read it in an online newspaper. The closest Barnes and Noble is approx. 75 miles round trip. Needless to say, I received some not-so-nice phone calls later in the day.

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Love the Praymate. Bunny ears with the Kim Davis/Misery fashion style.

 

For the liberal hipster stereotype I think he meant "fair trade" coffee.

Check out Kim Davis

Misery fashion icon

Hates equality

Thanks for the inspiration, Cheetos:-)

Sly sneaky Smuggar

Fake social conservative

Hand always down pants

Banned from Thanksgiving

Defrauded by the turkey

Never Smuggar's fault

Kinky? Use feather.

Perverted? Use whole turkey.

Smuggs has been naughty!

Game change! Roles reversed

How does it feel now, Smuggar?

Anna holds whip now!

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This blogger sounds like he was raised like the Duggars, but got out with a wicked sense of humor.

This is his take on evil Halloween vs Church Fall festivals.

http://matthewepierce.com/costume-ideas-for-the-halloween-festival/

I just fell madly in love with this guy. I am poking around his site and see that he has written a book called "Homeschool Sex Machine."

Loved the Halloween costumes. I didn't see a place for Duggars dressed as pirates, though.

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Thinking about how Meechelle called all gays potential child molesters even while knowing all about what Josh did, makes me so angry, it inspired me to write a Smugku:

 

Meechelle blamed the gays

Knew straight son was molester

Lying, hateful witch

 

I'm not a natural poet, but I was inspired...

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Like slippery eel

That slimy Smuggar slithers

From grasp of rehab

A vow renewal?

Really?Are you shitting me?

Once was enough, Josh!

Jim Boob's Chosen One

No accountability

Hasn't learned a thing

Dullard Family

Dumber than a box of rocks

They just keep breeding

The Robo-call Queen

Spreading fear and ignorance

Throws stones in glass house

Oh, what schadenfreude!

Watching the Duggar trainwreck

Just can't look away

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To Jethro Tull's "Aqualung"

(Opening riff)

Sitting on a church bench

Dreaming of internet with bad intent

Josh-u-a

Chick-fil.a crumbs running down his nose

Pasty fingers smearing Fundy clothes

Josh-u-a

Feeling alone

He's locked up inside RU

Salvation a la mode and cup of sweet tea

Josh-u-a my friend

Praying it away just ain't that easy

You poor old sod, you've received no therapy...

Yeah I should have put it in parodies but since it's just one ....waiting for Counting On so I CA write more Smugku!

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