JoanArc October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 All right, that does it. We need to organize and collaborate on the script, people. I can't bear your talents being squandered any longer. The genius needs release. "Lets have sex, but first I need to ramble on for three hours." "Good thing I'm quick!" 3 Link to comment
Julia October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 (edited) The genius needs release. To which we must be joyfully available. Edited October 21, 2015 by Julia 6 Link to comment
barbedwire October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 To which we must be joyfully available. At all hours. 4 Link to comment
Aja October 21, 2015 Author Share October 21, 2015 At all hours. It's the Lord's work. 4 Link to comment
Defrauder October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 It's the Lord's work. When exhausted. 2 Link to comment
barbedwire October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 When exhausted. No need to be awake. 5 Link to comment
kokapetl October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 OMG....http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/post/131528874920/michelle-duggars-sacred-blessings-2016-motherhood Michelle's shiny sideburns curls! I think I figured out why they look like hairpieces, she only cares what looks good from the front (in her mirror), she leaves the back looking dry and ratty because she can't see that herself. 2 Link to comment
kokapetl October 21, 2015 Share October 21, 2015 JimBob via intercom: Michelle can you come up to the bedroom real quick? I need you for something, real quick! 5 Link to comment
Wellfleet October 24, 2015 Share October 24, 2015 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8jeuYMHX9Y For some reason, I'm having a TLC-bashing day and found this after discovering the "Network" section of PTV. The thread for TLC is a riot. Highly recommend checking this section out. There are great threads for legitimately-great channels like PBS and TCM as well. Enjoy, and if this has already been posted here, mea culpa... Edited October 24, 2015 by Wellfleet 5 Link to comment
ChiCricket October 26, 2015 Share October 26, 2015 This blogger sounds like he was raised like the Duggars, but got out with a wicked sense of humor. This is his take on evil Halloween vs Church Fall festivals. http://matthewepierce.com/costume-ideas-for-the-halloween-festival/ 4 Link to comment
SinInTheCamp November 20, 2015 Share November 20, 2015 (edited) MarysWetBar and Arwen Evenstar posted some hilarious Duggar haikus (which the latter dubbed "Smug-kus") on another thread. I thought I'd post a couple of mine here, at another poster's suggestion, since this seems like the proper forum for them:Wear mustard sweater, Long denim skirts, and flip-flopsTo avoid NIKEThe headship Jim-BobLoves hairspray and "Hey, hey, hey."Big head with no brain Let's see some more! Edited November 21, 2015 by SinInTheCamp 5 Link to comment
Obsidian November 20, 2015 Share November 20, 2015 (edited) Lay it on my heart Jim Bob, I'm ovulating. I want my twenty. Love for Jim Bob's first. When they see the love we share The kids will be fine. Kids, check the fridge It's Tater Tot Casserole For your tea tonight. In Tater Tot House, Despite over twenty hearts, Nineteen kids need love. Edited November 20, 2015 by Obsidian 7 Link to comment
Almost 3000 November 20, 2015 Share November 20, 2015 Would someone kindly explain what a Haiku is? I can never figure what constructing them entails. Thx! 1 Link to comment
JoanArc November 20, 2015 Share November 20, 2015 Would someone kindly explain what a Haiku is? I can never figure what constructing them entails. Thx! 17 syllables divided: 5 7 5 3 Link to comment
Almost 3000 November 20, 2015 Share November 20, 2015 17 syllables divided: 5 7 5 Thanks, I even looked it up and nothing was as clear as you! Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar November 21, 2015 Share November 21, 2015 OK.....as promised a few Smugku for your enjoyment Dimwitted Dillards Missionary position Doing little else Fundy Christian snark Always passive-aggressive How very Duggar! Smuggs in prayer closet Comforting his rod and staff Unrepentant turd! Edumikayshun At SODRT Worthless diploma Narcissistic twit Won't change her baby's diapers Busy with selfies Slapping of flip flops Checking out those grubby toes Bill Gothard got hard Poor Grossie Josie She's licking the countertops Her jurisdiction Calvinist Dust-Bin Relious intolerance Cocky little shit Bin just realized Selfie Queen is now Mean Girl Honeymoon over! Arwen Evenstar Likes to write snarky haikus Hope you enjoyed them! 20 Link to comment
MarysWetBar November 21, 2015 Share November 21, 2015 OK.....as promised a few Smugku for your enjoyment Dimwitted Dillards Missionary position Doing little else Fundy Christian snark Always passive-aggressive How very Duggar! Smuggs in prayer closet Comforting his rod and staff Unrepentant turd! Edumikayshun At SODRT Worthless diploma Narcissistic twit Won't change her baby's diapers Busy with selfies Slapping of flip flops Checking out those grubby toes Bill Gothard got hard Poor Grossie Josie She's licking the countertops Her jurisdiction Calvinist Dust-Bin Relious intolerance Cocky little shit Bin just realized Selfie Queen is now Mean Girl Honeymoon over! Arwen Evenstar Likes to write snarky haikus Hope you enjoyed them! OMG you are a genius!!!Josies. .her jurisdiction...I'm dying here hahaha 3 Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar November 22, 2015 Share November 22, 2015 Thanks, MarysWetBar, very kind of you! Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar November 22, 2015 Share November 22, 2015 Jim Boob Duggar Helmet headed patriarch Cloud of Aqua Net Methinks Josiah Hath some sugar in his tank Trapped in Duggarland She's at it again Mowing lawn in bikini Defrauding all men Douchenozzle Smuggar Adultery and pornos Favorite no more Jeebus jail sentence No therapists nor doctors Just pray it away Magical thinking All of life's answers are found In Wisdom Booklets Sperm causes cancer Changing diapers defrauds men Who believes this shite? Enjoy ya'll... 6 Link to comment
Tabbygirl521 November 22, 2015 Share November 22, 2015 OK.....as promised a few Smugku for your enjoyment Dimwitted Dillards Missionary position Doing little else Fundy Christian snark Always passive-aggressive How very Duggar! Smuggs in prayer closet Comforting his rod and staff Unrepentant turd! Edumikayshun At SODRT Worthless diploma Narcissistic twit Won't change her baby's diapers Busy with selfies Slapping of flip flops Checking out those grubby toes Bill Gothard got hard Poor Grossie Josie She's licking the countertops Her jurisdiction Calvinist Dust-Bin Relious intolerance Cocky little shit Bin just realized Selfie Queen is now Mean Girl Honeymoon over! Arwen Evenstar Likes to write snarky haikus Hope you enjoyed them! OK, I just read "Smuggs in prayer closet..." to my hub, and he literally choked on his cocktail. We are dying laughing. I could hardly read it. He kept saying, "WHAT is the last word??" Hahahahaha!! 1 Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar November 22, 2015 Share November 22, 2015 OK, I just read "Smuggs in prayer closet..." to my hub, and he literally choked on his cocktail. We are dying laughing. I could hardly read it. He kept saying, "WHAT is the last word??" Hahahahaha!! LOL Tabby girl...glad you and your hubs are enjoying them..I wrote more this evening...some other posters wrote some really funny ones here too. :-) 1 Link to comment
Micks Picks November 22, 2015 Share November 22, 2015 The ones posted at 7:07 are the best. Priceless. Hats off to you!!! 1 Link to comment
BrianJ62 November 22, 2015 Share November 22, 2015 SNL did a play on the 19 Kids and counting title it was 19,000 Syrian refugees and counting, I'm not saying that was funny I'm just saying what they said. 1 Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar November 22, 2015 Share November 22, 2015 The ones posted at 7:07 are the best. Priceless. Hats off to you!!! Thanks Micks Picks...glad you liked them. I might post another couple of them. Link to comment
cheatincheetos November 23, 2015 Share November 23, 2015 PERFECT!!!! Still giggling! That Michelle face looks like every saint on every Catholic holy card I ever won for being the spelling bee champ. PERFECT!!!! Still giggling! JB looks like he's doing something under the table. Defrauding! "Lets have sex, but first I need to ramble on for three hours." "Good thing I'm quick!" Gotta be quick. The Rapture could come any minute now. 2 Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar November 23, 2015 Share November 23, 2015 Talk in baby voice Gaze adoringly at headship Your lord and master No mind of her own Worships supreme idiot Crazy Xanax stare There's sin in the camp No tater tot casserole In Jeebus prison 8 Link to comment
cheatincheetos November 23, 2015 Share November 23, 2015 Duck the livestream cam Just nine hours of sermon left Nod off, porno dreams 7 Link to comment
cheatincheetos November 23, 2015 Share November 23, 2015 Smuggs in prayer closet Comforting his rod and staff Unrepentant turd! Josh always had the wrong idea when he heard "anointest mine head with oil"... 4 Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar November 23, 2015 Share November 23, 2015 Cheetos, you're hilarious! Aaaaaaaaaaand he likes porn stars whose cups runneth over! 1 Link to comment
cheatincheetos November 23, 2015 Share November 23, 2015 No tater tot casserole In Jeebus prison But won't he be more likely to stray from the true path without that wholesome, real-Murican manna from heaven? 1 Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar November 26, 2015 Share November 26, 2015 Where has Smuggar gone? Simply follow the trail of Chick-fil-a wrappers Those shameless grifters Do what everyone else does Get a fucking job Coming to a town Near you. Fire up the stink bus For Redemption Tour 7 Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar November 26, 2015 Share November 26, 2015 No turkey for Smuggs Must attend prayer services And clean toilets next Duggar Thanksgiving Served with plastic utensils Josie's licked the rolls! 7 Link to comment
farmgal4 November 27, 2015 Share November 27, 2015 This blogger sounds like he was raised like the Duggars, but got out with a wicked sense of humor. This is his take on evil Halloween vs Church Fall festivals. http://matthewepierce.com/costume-ideas-for-the-halloween-festival/ OMG, that guy is hilarious! Thanks for the link! 1 Link to comment
MarysWetBar November 28, 2015 Share November 28, 2015 (edited) Countenance be damned. Psychobitch robocaller. Mini golf 4th hole. Miracle snowflake Spit-shining all surfaces Future in carwash. Raccoon-eyed Jinger Side-hugging brother in law Jessa strikes her down. Spurgeon Elliot Momma's tolerance,Dad's brain. Next gen's Ed Gein. Edited November 28, 2015 by MarysWetBar 10 Link to comment
cheatincheetos November 28, 2015 Share November 28, 2015 for TFDW Want to 'glean' a ride On the Benham twins' strong backs Special, blessed, special! 3 Link to comment
farmgal4 November 28, 2015 Share November 28, 2015 Okay, so I'm blushing and I took down the parody site stuff that I fell for, plus the quotes. Sorry!I've never been on this thread before, hence the reason I'm late with this reply:I did one waaay worse than yours last year. Evidently, everyone but me knew that the Onion was fake. I read on there that Barnes and Noble was giving away free Kindles, on that day only, between such-and-such hours. I called all my friends to let them in on that magnificent giveaway but didn't tell them exactly where I got my info. If they asked I just said that I read it in an online newspaper. The closest Barnes and Noble is approx. 75 miles round trip. Needless to say, I received some not-so-nice phone calls later in the day. 3 Link to comment
cheatincheetos November 28, 2015 Share November 28, 2015 This blogger sounds like he was raised like the Duggars, but got out with a wicked sense of humor. This is his take on evil Halloween vs Church Fall festivals. http://matthewepierce.com/costume-ideas-for-the-halloween-festival/ Love the Praymate. Bunny ears with the Kim Davis/Misery fashion style. For the liberal hipster stereotype I think he meant "fair trade" coffee. Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar November 29, 2015 Share November 29, 2015 Love the Praymate. Bunny ears with the Kim Davis/Misery fashion style. For the liberal hipster stereotype I think he meant "fair trade" coffee. Check out Kim Davis Misery fashion icon Hates equality Thanks for the inspiration, Cheetos:-) Sly sneaky Smuggar Fake social conservative Hand always down pants Banned from Thanksgiving Defrauded by the turkey Never Smuggar's fault Kinky? Use feather. Perverted? Use whole turkey. Smuggs has been naughty! Game change! Roles reversed How does it feel now, Smuggar? Anna holds whip now! 3 Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar November 29, 2015 Share November 29, 2015 Misery fashion Countenance of Fundy-Face Like constipation Such grim expressions Joyless and humorless folk Must be Calvinists Why so angry, Jess? Man -child husband with no job Still stuck in compound 2 Link to comment
louannems November 29, 2015 Share November 29, 2015 Jessa Jaw Jutting Flinging hair back in defence Of their righteousness! 2 Link to comment
Joe Jitsu913 December 3, 2015 Share December 3, 2015 (edited) Michelle and Bin: A Love Story https://www.instagram.com/p/-Ifj90qJVx/ Edited December 3, 2015 by Joe Jitsu913 2 Link to comment
lookeyloo December 3, 2015 Share December 3, 2015 Michelle and Bin: A Love Storyhttps://www.instagram.com/p/-Ifj90qJVx/ Michelle seems to be enjoying that hug just a bit too much!! The comments are fun too. Link to comment
Tabbygirl521 December 3, 2015 Share December 3, 2015 This blogger sounds like he was raised like the Duggars, but got out with a wicked sense of humor. This is his take on evil Halloween vs Church Fall festivals. http://matthewepierce.com/costume-ideas-for-the-halloween-festival/ I just fell madly in love with this guy. I am poking around his site and see that he has written a book called "Homeschool Sex Machine." Loved the Halloween costumes. I didn't see a place for Duggars dressed as pirates, though. 1 Link to comment
DXD526 December 4, 2015 Share December 4, 2015 Thinking about how Meechelle called all gays potential child molesters even while knowing all about what Josh did, makes me so angry, it inspired me to write a Smugku: Meechelle blamed the gays Knew straight son was molester Lying, hateful witch I'm not a natural poet, but I was inspired... 3 Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar December 4, 2015 Share December 4, 2015 Michelle and Bin: A Love Storyhttps://www.instagram.com/p/-Ifj90qJVx/ The very sight of that defrauded me...I guess I'll have to show myself out to the prayer closet...just hope Smuggs hasn't been in there lately....ewww Nice work DXD...a very good Smugku indeed! Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar December 4, 2015 Share December 4, 2015 (edited) Like slippery eel That slimy Smuggar slithers From grasp of rehab A vow renewal? Really?Are you shitting me? Once was enough, Josh! Jim Boob's Chosen One No accountability Hasn't learned a thing Dullard Family Dumber than a box of rocks They just keep breeding The Robo-call Queen Spreading fear and ignorance Throws stones in glass house Oh, what schadenfreude! Watching the Duggar trainwreck Just can't look away Edited December 5, 2015 by Arwen Evenstar 3 Link to comment
Arwen Evenstar December 13, 2015 Share December 13, 2015 To Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" (Opening riff) Sitting on a church bench Dreaming of internet with bad intent Josh-u-a Chick-fil.a crumbs running down his nose Pasty fingers smearing Fundy clothes Josh-u-a Feeling alone He's locked up inside RU Salvation a la mode and cup of sweet tea Josh-u-a my friend Praying it away just ain't that easy You poor old sod, you've received no therapy... Yeah I should have put it in parodies but since it's just one ....waiting for Counting On so I CA write more Smugku! 4 Link to comment
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